So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too.
A while back I played a pvt which I really botched horribly (proxy robo was scouted, supply blocked my reaver, lost the shuttle+reaver+zealot for 1 tank, lost my 3rd almost immediately, etc.) After all that, a couple nice recalls and some frantic macro managed to win me the game. I figured my opponent was probably pretty upset that he lost after such early and mid game leads. Well, anyway, just before he leaves he decides to be a little BM (i think).
He says to me: "you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl "
I say (i think) because I honestly have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Every part of that statement was confusing to me (past tense?, why his dog?, I'm not a girl, he's smiling?). The strangeness of it actually made it way more memorable than any other BM I've ever encountered.
Thought I'd start a thread where people could post the most memorable/awesome/confusing BM things they've ever done or had done to them.
this indian guy swore at me in what I believe is a form of hindi... so i asked huh what does that mean and he said it means you fuck my sister's dick. i remember being very confused
I ran into someone BMing so bad I think that was his sole purpose of playing. He talked the entire first minute or two of the game basically calling me a noob and how badly he was going to own me. Next thing I know i'm being bunker rushed (him T me Z). Mean while I decided to tech to spire off 1 base while he was taking down my natural. I delayed him killing my natural a pretty long time as his bunkered marines kept attacking the larva. He ends up killing my natural saying how this games over I should leave. He wasn't prepared for the mutas and had to float his CC. He said something like "you fucking scrub piece of shit should have left i stopped trying once i killed your natural". I think I said lol and then right before I killed all his buildings he disconnected. I contacted iccup and got the victory (just because he was a dick) but that was definitely the most BM I've encountered.
On May 15 2010 14:26 phyren wrote: So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too.
A while back I played a pvt which I really botched horribly (proxy robo was scouted, supply blocked my reaver, lost the shuttle+reaver+zealot for 1 tank, lost my 3rd almost immediately, etc.) After all that, a couple nice recalls and some frantic macro managed to win me the game. I figured my opponent was probably pretty upset that he lost after such early and mid game leads. Well, anyway, just before he leaves he decides to be a little BM (i think).
He says to me: "you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl "
I say (i think) because I honestly have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Every part of that statement was confusing to me (past tense?, why his dog?, I'm not a girl, he's smiling?). The strangeness of it actually made it way more memorable than any other BM I've ever encountered.
Thought I'd start a thread where people could post the most memorable/awesome/confusing BM things they've ever done or had done to them.
who were you playing with? was it on b.net east? hahaha that was me i think, after re-reading it a couple times. it was a BGH game? hahaha
edit: glad it was considered awesome/confusing BM hahaha. it just sprung up in my head to not say anything bad but say something so its in my advantage - confuse your opponent lol
-- it's always a pleasure to find ppl i played with on TL haha -- last edit: yeah that WAS me hahaha it was a 1v1 x) i remember that. fucking shit god damnit
On May 15 2010 14:38 Nytefish wrote: That's one of the least confusing BM I've seen. He's just saying your mother is a slut with a taste for bestiality.
Yeah I dont get how that quote is confusing at all.
I don't know if it counts as BM but some dude said i was using multi-select hack when i was moving around 200/200 mutas in a BGH game (had them all hotkeyed from 0-9), when i said hes retarded he started flaming me. LOL.
Also, nothing is more satisfying then stupid people flaming me in polish
So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too.
edit: glad it was considered awesome/confusing BM hahaha. it just sprung up in my head to not say anything bad but say something so its in my advantage - confuse your opponent lol
-- it's always a pleasure to find ppl i played with on TL haha -- last edit: yeah that WAS me hahaha it was a 1v1 x) i remember that. fucking shit god damnit
On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote: "fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND now"
While odd, this line clearly states how he not only has a girlfriend but has sex with her, contrary to you (underlined by girfriend spelled in capital letters), who has no girlfriend because of your apparent superiority in the video game you play. The glaring flaw in this method is the fact that he himself is playing the same video game, and cares about it to a degree where he would mockingly state his future "manly" plans to insult you.
On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote: "fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND now"
While odd, this line clearly states how he not only has a girlfriend but has sex with her, contrary to you (underlined by girfriend spelled in capital letters), who has no girlfriend because of your apparent superiority in the video game you play. The glaring flaw in this method is the fact that he himself is playing the same video game, and cares about it to a degree where he would mockingly state his future "manly" plans to insult you.
Also, the person whom he was accusing of being a celibate nerd apparently calls himself "Foreplay".
Once my team died and I ended up 1 vs 3 terran on The Hunter, and I was at this time beyond bad (not that I am any good now) and didn't know not leaving was actually quite rude. My opponents took the whole map and killed me with a trouzillon scv coming from something like 12 CC each in the middle of the map.
On May 16 2010 03:32 GeMicles wrote: whats confusing about the BM is why the mother (who is a female) could actually fuck something as opposed to getting fuicked
whats confusing to me is that you think only men can go on top during sex.
On May 16 2010 03:32 GeMicles wrote: whats confusing about the BM is why the mother (who is a female) could actually fuck something as opposed to getting fuicked
Nothing confusing here to be honest. That's just indicating that she was the active side during sex.
This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.
I once beat a guy in a close-ish game, and instead of quitting, he drops a SCV in my base and starts a CC, takes the SCV off building, and starts a second one. I was so confused.
On May 16 2010 05:44 pyr0ma5ta wrote: I once beat a guy in a close-ish game, and instead of quitting, he drops a SCV in my base and starts a CC, takes the SCV off building, and starts a second one. I was so confused.
He probably don't get a point of BM CC. Personally I find it hilarious that the guy BM'ing you in fact is showing that he has free 800 mineral reserves lying around, which seemingly is indicator of his terrible macro abilities. BM always fails as fail.
lol one time i got some dude saying a ton of stuff in a weird language, so I told him "english", and then he asks me "do all bulgarians(or some european country) play like pussies?" and he wouldnt believe that i was american even after telling him like 5 times. lol
On May 16 2010 04:27 GreEny K wrote: This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.
On May 16 2010 04:27 GreEny K wrote: This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.
its just pretty childish, most people i know use the word sucker when they're like teasing a really little kid or when they were kids themselves
my bm story: TvP on hbr. i get 2 gate in based and lose the majority of my scvs. i had my factory built but my rax was destroyed; with one tank and two vultures out I was likely to get run over by his goons in a matter of minutes. So for the hell of it, I lifted my CC and plopped it down on the top left expansion and started pumping scvs, made a wall, etc. i made as many starports as i could for the hell of it. My opponent waited a long time to attack what used to be my main with a huge number of zealots (and no goons); with the factory blocking, my one siege tank, 5 vultures and three scvs held the entrance to what should have been my main, all the whilst pumping wraiths with cloak out from my starport.
Eventually, I got like 10 wraiths and moved out. he STILL refused to make dragoons; when i got to his main and natural there was no sign of a single goon anywhere. i proceeded to pick off all of his probes; by the time his round of dragoons came out, all his probes were dead and my wraiths were untouched. I actually expanded to the top middle (the min only) while pumping more wraiths; and when i saw his newly made goon + zealot force approach my factory + siege tank blockade, I moved out my wraiths once more and destroyed the newly created 5 feeble probes at his natural and main.
My factory + now 8 vult + 1 siege tank + 2 scvs fought like the spartans from 300; while the factory went down, I kept on picking off any probes he was making until neither nexus was flashing. I wasn't sure whether he was spent or not, so i just started to pick off pylons until he finally broke my blockade at what was once my main. Upon finding no scvs or production buildings (and only two supply depots), my opponent starts off with: "what the shit" "shit dog head" "shit" "shit" "i rule you"
I was pretty confused; was he trying to assert his dominance over me by saying he ruled me even tho he got rickrolled pretty damn hard? But anyway, now learning that he had all-in countered me just to kill two supply depots, a factory, and a couple of units, my protoss counterpart found himself psi stuck (i managed to pick off more than half of the pylons in his base and was starting on the nexus now lol). He still had his fighting units though, and I wasn't sure whether my paper airplanes could face off his imba dragoons. If ran his zealot-goons around the map, I was pretty sure he could win this.
but faced with this psi predicament, my protoss friend does the thing every sensible toss does when faced against a guy with a bunch of wraiths; he sniped his own dragoons with his zealots, and then proceeded to work on his own zealots. He was probably trying to free up psi for his probes... but I think he started with the wrong units
I don't know what he was thinking, but by the time my wraiths had gotten to his remaining zealot force, he starting saying:
Today, a Korean told me, "Your mother played with my dogs. Haha. I think she liked it." I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, but it makes me chuckle. Damn mom, always playing with dogs... The next person I play, I'm going to have to tell them, " your mom had sex with my cat. Cat style." Just incredibly weird bm that mind fucks them for a few minutes.
My friend had someone BM him for about 30 minutes in a ZvT as the he floated his buildings and had my friend find and kill all of them with scourge. I dunno my friend kind of deserved I guess. He's probably about B- but resets his account all the time so he can bash D levels in humiliating ways.
I had a Japanese guy say that if I didn't let him win, then his brother was going to kill him. As he lifted all of his buildings into the corner of HBR he continued to beg for his "life." Epics lols during the last few building deaths!
I did the spawn broodling on mech user in destination. Then infested his 3rd, lifted it, landed it on his main, and destroyed his supply depot with the infest terrans. While piss rushing hydraling, still sniping tanks with the queens. He didn't like me afterwards.
On May 17 2010 12:18 Endymion wrote: I had a Japanese guy say that if I didn't let him win, then his brother was going to kill him. As he lifted all of his buildings into the corner of HBR he continued to beg for his "life." Epics lols during the last few building deaths!
What you don't know is, YOU JUST KILLED A MAN THAT DAY! O_O
My most memorable bm is when i was mass gaming on my BM account. So i was playing some korean on fighting spirit and everything was going well. It was pvz and i did some one base build. And as i do my first push ( he had already took his third and had like one sunken and a handful of lings with hydras ready to pop out. so i rape his nat and as i go into his main i say "how does my dick taste" He replies with "fuck" "sun of the bitch" and disconnects. I lol'd for awhile at that one
I assumed he was missing the er on mother fucker, not the r on your. Still confused by the whole smiley face thing. Also, to the guy who "confessed" to being my mystery bm opponent, the game I am talking about was a 1v1 on python on iccup around c-.
"you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl " is way better than the all your base gimmick. I should think up of some incredibly stupid shit to say next time i get cheesed. this thread is awesome inspiration
Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!
I played a terran and after almost killing him he lifts his buildings and flew to the islands. I said "leave" he then responds "fuck you me japan". Then he said "you U.S.A small penis". lol
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote: Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!
If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity. + Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.
That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.
I had a guy talk about my Mom for like 5 minutes as I went around destination killing hidden pylons. All kinds of crazy shit... went on forever. At first I was mad but you start to laugh after like the 8th one. It was so classic... I've had some bad ones in SC2 but its usually some comment about race imbalance more than anything else. About how you're gay for using X unit or how the game is pointless to play or easier for one race than the other.
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote: Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!
If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity. + Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.
That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.
It was YOU wasn't it?!
I know this is a BW thread but I just finished playing an sc2 game and felt compelled to post this:
I was doing a 12 hatch build on python without scouting when my opponent started typing 'HAHAHA NOOB'. I checked and there was a bunker going up so I pulled drones and managed to stop it before it finished. After that I raped him with all-in mutas as his economy was screwed. I always remembered that because if the idiot hadn't warned me with his bm he could have won easily.
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote: Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!
If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity. + Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.
That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.
It was YOU wasn't it?!
I know this is a BW thread but I just finished playing an sc2 game and felt compelled to post this:
Lol no, it wasn't me. I play as Saritenite, eX47.Sari (clan) and Fackin' Noobie (on Garena), but other than that, no other smurfs.
lol I have a KR tag on Iccup because they still haven't changed me to US. ( I created my account in Korea)
I played against a Japanese guy... YEAH that's right JP vs KR. From the beginning of the game till the end the guy was making racial jokes about Koreans and Americans.
This is while splitting SCVs at the beginning of the game: So as we sat there and waited for our initial supply depot to be built he sends this:
JP guy: Fuck Korea. Me: uhh I'm actually American JP guy: well fuck America TOO! ________________________________________
I whip his ass I think he was a Terran player so I was playing TvT. I love doing 2 fact vulture builds against newbs because it makes the games go by a lot quicker. After raping his face in and mining up his factories he screams at me and calls me a dirty fucking American bla bal bla bla and then rage quits ahhaha.
I was tempted to nuke him, but I think that would be BM... especially since he's from Japan. LOW BLOW I KNOW... SORRY
On May 16 2010 02:44 TelecOm1 wrote: i like when i run into a BM korean and they say something like "you father fuck , you mother fuck, you dog baby chobo " XD
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote: Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!
If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity. + Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.
That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.
Eh I don't think that analogy translates well because it's not as if it's likely that a football game will be dramatically changed when a player is distracted for a while. If one player is out of commission in a BW game, what chance does he have of winning if his opponent has no class and mows him over?
I'd say a more apt comparison would be an entire football team tying their shoelaces
I played 3on3 BGH @ East with some friends. Our opponents were like 40 apm newbies, and it got a bit boring after an hours or something. So I wrote "ALLY ME IM AN ALLYKILLER FROM GERMANY" in the chat. Everyone could read it. Strange thing is: some opponents really gave me vision and ally. After I 5pooled some poor guy that gave me ally he went like "FUCK YOU JEWISH NAZI CANT TRUST YOU FU" or something.
Once my japanese friend and I won a 2v2 pretty handily. They were pretty nice at the start, asking where we were from and such. We held off their initial rush and then pretty much just took over. Right before he got eliminated, the last guy told me that I hung out with asians because they're the only ones I can deep throat.
I laughed... My friend did not, which made it even funnier. I had to admit that it was kind of a witty way to both be horribly racist and to attack our sexuality at the same time. Would have been even better if either one of us was actually gay though...
The best are when you say GL HF at the start and the person says "fuck you!" in response. After that it's awesome to beat them down but it feels like shit if you lose (i've had one of both).
Another guy cursed me out and called me a hacking fucker b/c i scanned his banelings and responded accordingly.
Only BM I do is rage quit (leave without saying GG)
I try hard to say GG every game I lose, but sometimes I'm just raging at my computer and I'd be lying if I felt like the particular game was a "good game". More like I played like a tard and my opponent took advantage of my stupidity. ___________________ quick BM story:
I played a TvP today on Python and the Toss player was like "I'm tired" and then left the game.
The guy wasn't tired... he was getting his ass whipped. He had like no units and I had a SHIT ton of tanks/vultures with 3/3 upgrades. I also had 3 fresh bases each with a gas.
"do you really think you deserve to win this game?" after crushing a big big terran force.
etc etc.
I forgot the exact words he was using, but Greg Fields is a master of raging after loses. XD Btw: Don't get this as a another "oh IdrA is such a prick" statement, I actually think its quite funny if he rages after loses.
Edit: Even tho it was not towards myself, I think Greg's "You won by doing nothing" vs Ret deserves a honorable mention. xD
i got a pretty funny one the other day, was playing PvZ in SC2 agaisnt a guy who obviously never played SC1 or toss and was convinced storm was hacks. I spent 5 minutes hunting down buildings while he told me he would report me for my hacking >< it was confusing that the guy thought psi storm was a hack xD
personally, i never GG when i leave unless it was a good game, I feel like GG is a compliment to be earned, like the 2v2 i played where i ended up playing as Terran and Protoss cuz my partner was an idiot who left >.< almost won too, had a nice convo as they cleaned up my buildings lol. But yea, if i lose a game but i have fun playing that match then i GG, if its some crappy 5 gate proxy pylon zealot rush then i just quit xD I do like insulting players who try cannon rushing me when i foil it and then clean them up LOL
On May 18 2010 22:28 iNfeRnaL wrote: "you won because of picking protoss, congratz"
"do you really think you deserve to win this game?" after crushing a big big terran force.
etc etc.
I forgot the exact words he was using, but Greg Fields is a master of raging after loses. XD Btw: Don't get this as a another "oh IdrA is such a prick" statement, I actually think its quite funny if he rages after loses.
Edit: Even tho it was not towards myself, I think Greg's "You won by doing nothing" vs Ret deserves a honorable mention. xD
lol i had that before, i joined a game that said "tvp, you p" on heartbreak ridge, did a 2 gate elevator and got "cant you protosses play without all in?"
ZvP I raped him with mutas then - <about 5 minutes of theoretical elaboration on why I had luck, not without insulting every second sentence>, he even tried to tell me a few times sth like : " you should leave if you weren`t fucked by dog and if you have any honor". After I dared to disagree and destroy last pylon :" You suck monkey balls", xxx has left the game
Whats interesting is that I played many, many games with him after this lol
Most recent I can think of was a random custom game on SC2. 1v1 on Metalopolis, ZvZ, before the most recent roach nerf. "Wtf. Why can't my zerglings hit you roach?" "Micro." "Fuckin hack noob gayfag." I was a big fan of the "gayfag" comment, not only because it's redundant, but also my SC2 name. Although straight irl, I picked a really gay name (Moonbeams) so when people make homosexual comments I can go "orly?" Hahaha.
I can't believe all of the people in here telling stories which implicitly show how bad manner they themselves actually are. I mean come on "a BM account?"... having a seperate account to be bad manner doesn't make it at all right.
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
"SPEEDLINGS ARE SO IMBA VS ZEALOTS!!!" when meanwhile they lost nearly all of their effectievness from BW against zealots (they are ALOT weaker now compared to zealots)
Or when a terran player says "OP mutas!!" Meanwhile all you need is a couple thors xD
The best one i've had is... a Protoss player tried to cannon rush me (i'm zerg) is scouted it, used drones to kill the first pylon, and all he said was
"Yeah have fun playing the most OP race ever, drones need to cost more minerals or something they're like zerglings but you can get them right away" all i did was LOL.
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
I won a PvP on SC2 (Plat) and the guy says... BMer: "your such a noob" Me: "but I just beat you..." BMer: "no u didn't, ur a noob, u didn't even make collosus" Me: "um cuz I didn't need to" BMer: "yeah you do, colossus are a must for PvP, ur lucky i got a pop-up in my first push" Me: "okay...well thanks for the tip gg"
Funny thing is I started making colossus in all of my PvP's after he told me to and I have gone 10-2 in PvP
I had one very recently while laddering in SC2 ... I beat a guy, after an exhausting 33 minutes PvT and he says to me : "I'm gonna fuck you with my ass now !" ... and then left. I wasn't sure ... Should I cry or should I laugh ? I'm not into guys but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
Maybe he means that is the confusing aspect... the part that poses a problem to his brain? Since his sister is hot this doesn't make sense.. therefore it's a problem.
The thread IS called awesome/confusing bm.
He's from Sweden so English isn't likely to be his first language?
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.
On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote: someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked...
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.
On May 16 2010 00:03 KinosJourney2 wrote: I don't know if it counts as BM but some dude said i was using multi-select hack when i was moving around 200/200 mutas in a BGH game (had them all hotkeyed from 0-9), when i said hes retarded he started flaming me. LOL.
Also, nothing is more satisfying then stupid people flaming me in polish
Also, nothing is more satisfying then stupid people flaming me in SWEDISH
him: "i lost to trash" *he leaves game* i return to the channel for clan [00] (since thats where i was before joinign the game) me: "what was that all about? <.<" turns out he was OP for the channel and he banned me....
On May 15 2010 14:43 RushWifDietCoke wrote: I ran into someone BMing so bad I think that was his sole purpose of playing. He talked the entire first minute or two of the game basically calling me a noob and how badly he was going to own me. Next thing I know i'm being bunker rushed (him T me Z). Mean while I decided to tech to spire off 1 base while he was taking down my natural. I delayed him killing my natural a pretty long time as his bunkered marines kept attacking the larva. He ends up killing my natural saying how this games over I should leave. He wasn't prepared for the mutas and had to float his CC. He said something like "you fucking scrub piece of shit should have left i stopped trying once i killed your natural". I think I said lol and then right before I killed all his buildings he disconnected. I contacted iccup and got the victory (just because he was a dick) but that was definitely the most BM I've encountered.
LOL, that reminded me of a game against MMX.Moto where he flamed the crap out of me while I was beating him xD
lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls
About a week ago, I was playing SC2, and I had destroyed the enemy main and nat. Thinking the guy was being an ass for not leaving, I built some BM hatcheries in his main and nat and in the middle of the map. Turns out he secretly double expanded. God damn he could defend with HT amazingly well. After another 20 minutes, I finally won.
Made me feel like an ass for BMing when he was still in the game though.
i will never forget the screen of an old clanmate in the "pics that make you laugh" thread (or how it was named). Player 1 with ID *PutSomeRandomNameHere" (nearly dead) : FAG Player 2 with ID *FAG* (10 seconds away from winning) : yea?
On May 23 2010 16:42 AmstAff wrote: i will never forget the screen of an old clanmate in the "pics that make you laugh" thread (or how it was named). Player 1 with ID *PutSomeRandomNameHere" (nearly dead) : FAG Player 2 with ID *FAG* (10 seconds away from winning) : yea?
On May 18 2010 04:36 BADSMCGEE wrote: "I BET YOU SUCKED DICK AT WC3"
yeah wtf? i held off a rush in a 2v2 by both players, (nevermind my friend not sending help) then i spammed the screen "SUP" because one of the guys was talking shit earlier, so i wanted to rub it in. then he called me a wc3 faggot because apparently he said that was a wc3 term, then i was like LOLOL i never played wc3 and he continued to bad mouth me, it was the funniest shit ever then my friend dropped and i couldn't hold both of them off -_-, his partner was quiet, so i was good mannered with him and even said gg after i lost. i only meant it to his partner though, and even then he continued to bad mouth me because his partner did all the work because i basically slaughtered him, all he had were a few mutas
On May 23 2010 16:42 AmstAff wrote: i will never forget the screen of an old clanmate in the "pics that make you laugh" thread (or how it was named). Player 1 with ID *PutSomeRandomNameHere" (nearly dead) : FAG Player 2 with ID *FAG* (10 seconds away from winning) : yea?
i saw the screen and i had to laugh
This? =]
LOL priceless that's the thread winner right there.
Kwanrolled ___________________
I won a TvT earlier today, but the guy wouldn't leave until he was eliminated so I nuked his final supply depot.
i liked how a dude rushed to void rays on Desert Oasis in a TvP .... i played Terran, he played Protoss
had an engineering bay, so i went all marines and missle turrets, placing the turrets in my main and using the marines to expand, while getting the turret range and +2 armor fir building upgrades
then i went vikings and marauders + marines on his ass with +2/+2 infantry on him
he called me a FUCKING NOOB and cursed how this game is full of noobs. and when i asked him why did he cheese me and why didn't he play some sort of macro game he replied : yeah, you are a fucking noob
and then he left, and i was like : WTF did he even mean? WTH, WTF and i was thinking so hard at this shit, that the next game i completely forgot to make an Orbital Command, and kept missing supply depots, and lost after a very bad game to some zerg.
I know this is blog shit and all, but sometimes, the BM stuff can mess up with your head if you are not ready for this and don't have experience
There are some players who type GG, and don't quit. At the moment you relax, and you can even lose a won match. Happened to me in SC1 and from then on when a player types GG i just gg back at him very fast and even macro harder and bash my keyboard to bits and pieces
Some free advice there also, people who experienced this can understand why i simply had to wirte it down
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.
On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote: someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked...
Bitches don't know about my overlord.
For some reason I burst out in laughter at the "Bitches don't know about my overlord."
adding to my sig :D
God this is off topic, but your quote "FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS" literally had me laughing out loud for a good minute.
I entered a fun game vs a D+ (I was D) and when I scouted him he couldn't kill of my scout since im pretty good at microing it . He procceded onto asking me my max rank , I said D he posted alot of happy faces and started guessing ranks above C- and then he said -Dont fuck my brains ,and started killing all his own buildings. My scout just stood there merely watching as I 2 minutes into the game had scared a D+ Zerg shitless just by microing my scv and laughed fullheartedly as he killed himself :D
i never initiate BM but when people complain about losing, i give them price/hour rates for lessons or i tell them they should cancel their pre-order, things like that.
and thanks to this thread, when ever i see people say anything about moms, fucking, and dogs, i just put nonsensical insults back. "you dog mother fucked my dog CHOBO DOG MOTHER!!!" it makes me laugh to myself at least.
On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote: lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls
I've actually really not experienced much BMing in SC2 - actually about the worse happened today when some Z tried to 8 pool me on blistering sands and I had scouted it and was more than prepared for it. Upon seeing a canon and a zealot he told me I was a noob :<
PvP. I 10-gate, he goes 13 gate and decides not get any zealots. I chrono my gateway and in total 2 zealots and probe rack up some 11 probe kills. Just as I warp in 3 more gates and prepare to end the game..
Random Dude: 'You know what..' Me: '?' Random Dude: 'This is the kind of skillless faggotry you can do all day.. but it's retarded and boring'
More sad than funny, I know, but this was played at 1650 plat and was supposedly an even match...
There are some players who type GG, and don't quit. At the moment you relax, and you can even lose a won match. Happened to me in SC1 and from then on when a player types GG i just gg back at him very fast and even macro harder and bash my keyboard to bits and pieces
Some free advice there also, people who experienced this can understand why i simply had to wirte it down
wasn't me cause for sure but i won a game like this in SC2 lol
the guy rushed me with lings + bays and i almost had my hatch blown after pool and i said gg .. he said gg but somehow i escaped my hatch with a few roches that just spwned ^^ and the next minute i was in his base pwning him with 4-5 roches :D
he then said : "you see .. never give up!" and i replyed : "yeah!"
On May 16 2010 04:27 GreEny K wrote: This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.
its just pretty childish, most people i know use the word sucker when they're like teasing a really little kid or when they were kids themselves
my bm story: TvP on hbr. i get 2 gate in based and lose the majority of my scvs. i had my factory built but my rax was destroyed; with one tank and two vultures out I was likely to get run over by his goons in a matter of minutes. So for the hell of it, I lifted my CC and plopped it down on the top left expansion and started pumping scvs, made a wall, etc. i made as many starports as i could for the hell of it. My opponent waited a long time to attack what used to be my main with a huge number of zealots (and no goons); with the factory blocking, my one siege tank, 5 vultures and three scvs held the entrance to what should have been my main, all the whilst pumping wraiths with cloak out from my starport.
Eventually, I got like 10 wraiths and moved out. he STILL refused to make dragoons; when i got to his main and natural there was no sign of a single goon anywhere. i proceeded to pick off all of his probes; by the time his round of dragoons came out, all his probes were dead and my wraiths were untouched. I actually expanded to the top middle (the min only) while pumping more wraiths; and when i saw his newly made goon + zealot force approach my factory + siege tank blockade, I moved out my wraiths once more and destroyed the newly created 5 feeble probes at his natural and main.
My factory + now 8 vult + 1 siege tank + 2 scvs fought like the spartans from 300; while the factory went down, I kept on picking off any probes he was making until neither nexus was flashing. I wasn't sure whether he was spent or not, so i just started to pick off pylons until he finally broke my blockade at what was once my main. Upon finding no scvs or production buildings (and only two supply depots), my opponent starts off with: "what the shit" "shit dog head" "shit" "shit" "i rule you"
I was pretty confused; was he trying to assert his dominance over me by saying he ruled me even tho he got rickrolled pretty damn hard? But anyway, now learning that he had all-in countered me just to kill two supply depots, a factory, and a couple of units, my protoss counterpart found himself psi stuck (i managed to pick off more than half of the pylons in his base and was starting on the nexus now lol). He still had his fighting units though, and I wasn't sure whether my paper airplanes could face off his imba dragoons. If ran his zealot-goons around the map, I was pretty sure he could win this.
but faced with this psi predicament, my protoss friend does the thing every sensible toss does when faced against a guy with a bunch of wraiths; he sniped his own dragoons with his zealots, and then proceeded to work on his own zealots. He was probably trying to free up psi for his probes... but I think he started with the wrong units
I don't know what he was thinking, but by the time my wraiths had gotten to his remaining zealot force, he starting saying:
On May 25 2010 03:24 Pengu1n wrote: a korean on iccup: "fuk u i wish u mother die in twin towers"
Ouch!!! One time a russian (at least he said he was) told me "you mom fuck my mom" and i was all "ummm............ geee... thanks.....?????" Weird.... Nothing against russains, but really???
On May 25 2010 12:11 Pigsquirrel wrote: Personally, i hate it when I join an ICC game called 1v1 [D-] Desti and the host has a 1760 ish rating. I just ragequit from the lobby...
Wait till you reach D where every other host is high D+/low C-
I really played a good match against this guy, he totaly ran me over though. So i tried to not lose my temper, because i really worked the whole match.
So i said(in game): gg, thanks for the game.
He said: gg, you were good though! :D
But as he was typing i lost my temper, and i actualy was so angry i didn't know what to say, so i said:.... you cockfucker! left the game.
On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote: lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls
his build was almost as much of a joke as yours though
I can't watch the replay since I'm at school, but I assume he used a build something like: 8pylon 10gas 11forge 14+1attack cannon if needed gates and pylon
On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote: lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls
his build was almost as much of a joke as yours though
I can't watch the replay since I'm at school, but I assume he used a build something like: 8pylon 10gas 11forge 14+1attack cannon if needed gates and pylon
which is awesome build and not a joke at all
I prefer gateway --> gas & forge --> core. If you pump constantly from the gateway, you end up with five zealots and +1 attack upgrading when your core finishes. It delays the +1 attack timing, but you can pressure earlier and don't need the second gate or the cannon for an equally large army.
I used to open something like zgaszforgez+1zcorez --> stargate; the corsair got out in time to deny 2 hatch muta.
best BM i got recently was this kid who went hydra only and i countered with zealots templars and archons (wich is a hard counter) and he didnt even make 1 single roach he kept producing hydra and got steamrolled, than he said *you fucking noob i am much better this is so imba fucking noob ima protoss OP*
today, i played a 2100 d+ terran and i am 1000 barely d protoss. I made lots of dragoons with observers, but he like rushed mines/optic flare, rendering anything i did useless. I finally got carriers and he kept wasting scans on observers so he didnt see the carriers until like 12 or so raped him. He then said: Him:JA zduplil Him: prozno proswetil Me: Is that polish? Him: kak wsegda Him: kind of, but better Him: Shara
then he left. I would love enlightenment on what this means and which language...
Just found this thread but i have one from a ZvZ previous to the roach nerf. I kill his gold expand with hydras him: "lol mass hydra noob" him: "I didn;t need that expand I'm supply capped" him: "you cant win" He proceeds to kill my hyrdas with a huge mass of all roaches so i fly into his sight range my 10 broodlords him: "WTF FAGGT" him: "you hack no way you got that on 2base" him: "Fucker cock me suck GAH"
On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote: lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls
Ahh, my favorite one yet. This isn't completely BM, but the guy said "GG" once, tried to get away with a hidden expo, and he did the same exact thing over and over again, at least 4 times. Finally he resorted to my laugh of the night. Sadly, I nearly fell for it. If it weren't for the lack of the "Victory!" panel screen thingy, I would've been his second sucker.
I was playing a game on andromeda and it was me as a terran and the other guy as protoss, and he was talking MAD shit anyways my 2 fact fizzled out and he waltzed into my natural while saying
"1a2a3a baby"
funnily enough, i came back and stomped him there after, he called me a "skilless fag."
On May 24 2010 04:00 anderoo wrote: there was a pretty good screen shot posted a while back where someone was sitting in the lobby of their ICC game and someone joined
Player: your mother.... Player: my sex partner...
And left
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, im gonna start saying this now to bm people. Hahaha!
Also, the other day i played vs some D+ dude in a ZvT on Great Barrier Reef so i 4 pooled him then sent all my drones except 4 of them then managed to kill him. After i had killed all his SCVs he said "Interesting strategy" and left. Not really bm but it made me laugh.
On July 14 2010 10:01 Rkie wrote: ok so this Terran goes for a Timing push, + Show Spoiler +
and it only gets stopped by warpgates/chrono (i love this)
then, i counter attack since my economy is better, and + Show Spoiler +
?
You need to improve your macro.
Oh god, the other koreans that i'm playing on icc are getting better at BM-ing in english. They seem to have figured out which side of "you" that "fuck" goes on D:
yeah, crazy stuff sometimes. so i as at iccup last week, i was playing against an A-, ZvT, bo5 i tried to do a saviour defensive 1st game, cautious 9OP and, upon scouting that hes massing mnm early, planted enough sunks in expo with 4 or so. 6ish mins in, he rolled his Tball, killing my sunks and expo while i try to hold back and see what hes gonna do. he did all in 6 racks, went to main and killed everything, me trying best to miss micro units. gg
g2 was longer, but same strat, this time i held him out my nat with better unit and sunken control. arnd 10 mins tanks wer knocking my door, 1 just did speedling +1 and hydra speed, to make it appear at least competitive. tanks leap my base while expoing, he wins again, 2-0 gg
game 3 was pretty figured out, base on the 1st 2 games. i 2H muta, surprise surprise, picked every bit of mmf tank watever. gg boy, he was still pretty spirited
g4 i tired to do g1 and g2, only this time i waited for his 1st wave with lurklings then contained him til i got def an went in with 1000 crackling lurker hydra, gg, but this time he was in a shadier mood
g5 i went no mercy 7pool allin. then bomb:
him: FUCK YOU FUCKING BASTARD! UR A SLUT WITH HALF OPEN OYSTER PUSSY!!! ZERGLINGS COME OUT OF YOU BLACK HAIRY PUSSY AND YOU FISTFUCK USELF TO GET THE ULTRAS OUT! MOTAFUCKER!
On May 24 2010 04:00 anderoo wrote: there was a pretty good screen shot posted a while back where someone was sitting in the lobby of their ICC game and someone joined
Player: your mother.... Player: my sex partner...
And left
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, im gonna start saying this now to bm people. Hahaha!
Also, the other day i played vs some D+ dude in a ZvT on Great Barrier Reef so i 4 pooled him then sent all my drones except 4 of them then managed to kill him. After i had killed all his SCVs he said "Interesting strategy" and left. Not really bm but it made me laugh.
I had real difficulty figuring out how you 4 pooled a guy, and ended up with enough drones to send, but also had four of them still left at your base.
My conclusion is that something got lost in a BW terminology -> Sc2 translation, but I'm still very curious.
On May 24 2010 04:00 anderoo wrote: there was a pretty good screen shot posted a while back where someone was sitting in the lobby of their ICC game and someone joined
Player: your mother.... Player: my sex partner...
And left
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, im gonna start saying this now to bm people. Hahaha!
Also, the other day i played vs some D+ dude in a ZvT on Great Barrier Reef so i 4 pooled him then sent all my drones except 4 of them then managed to kill him. After i had killed all his SCVs he said "Interesting strategy" and left. Not really bm but it made me laugh.
I had real difficulty figuring out how you 4 pooled a guy, and ended up with enough drones to send, but also had four of them still left at your base.
My conclusion is that something got lost in a BW terminology -> Sc2 translation, but I'm still very curious.
Actually when you 4pool, you have a bit of time/larva before the pool finishes where you can build 1(maybe 2) drones and not have it affect your build. Basically he's saying he sent 2 drones
On July 14 2010 12:47 dennisvreyes wrote: yeah, crazy stuff sometimes. so i as at iccup last week, i was playing against an A-, ZvT, bo5 i tried to do a saviour defensive 1st game, cautious 9OP and, upon scouting that hes massing mnm early, planted enough sunks in expo with 4 or so. 6ish mins in, he rolled his Tball, killing my sunks and expo while i try to hold back and see what hes gonna do. he did all in 6 racks, went to main and killed everything, me trying best to miss micro units. gg
g2 was longer, but same strat, this time i held him out my nat with better unit and sunken control. arnd 10 mins tanks wer knocking my door, 1 just did speedling +1 and hydra speed, to make it appear at least competitive. tanks leap my base while expoing, he wins again, 2-0 gg
game 3 was pretty figured out, base on the 1st 2 games. i 2H muta, surprise surprise, picked every bit of mmf tank watever. gg boy, he was still pretty spirited
g4 i tired to do g1 and g2, only this time i waited for his 1st wave with lurklings then contained him til i got def an went in with 1000 crackling lurker hydra, gg, but this time he was in a shadier mood
g5 i went no mercy 7pool allin. then bomb:
him: FUCK YOU FUCKING BASTARD! UR A SLUT WITH HALF OPEN OYSTER PUSSY!!! ZERGLINGS COME OUT OF YOU BLACK HAIRY PUSSY AND YOU FISTFUCK USELF TO GET THE ULTRAS OUT! MOTAFUCKER!
what a retard. gg guys
I highly doubt you beat an A- in a Bo5, especially when in your first game description, you try to make yourself look noob, and in your games 3/4/5, you try to make yourself look good.
the other day i was playing a korean and he 4pooled me so i said re and i SCV (we all know scvs are invincible) rushed him. He went 12 hatch Conversation went like this Korean: you fuck mother chobo ass Me: ? korean You stupid? Me: its fuck your mother, chobo ass... idiot Korean: my Mother fuck you Me: thank you...?
On May 15 2010 14:38 Nytefish wrote: That's one of the least confusing BM I've seen. He's just saying your mother is a slut with a taste for bestiality.
I was playing this close match which pinnacled in my m&m army versus his m&m army. It was obviously the decider and when I pulled ahead he started lifting all his buildings to my base saying "JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD FOR ALLAH"
In my match, right off the back, i knew this guy was up to no good. He said no rush 15, no attacking till ran out of gas and minerals. So I scouted and to my utter (lack of) surprise, he was proxy gating. Down the line, we wipe the floor with them. At the end is where it gets good.
PrietiestPony: VIRIGIN NERD PLAY TOO MUCH SC2
PrettiestPony: NO HAVE SEXY WITH WOMEN
PrettiestPony PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LIKE CHILD
Of course, there was mixing in some pausing and such. Finally, I told him "who's the child, one crying over the game". So he finished with.
PrettiestPony: I NO CRY
I would also like to add that he messaged me right after saying: "get laid once in your life you fucking virigin loser"
And proceeded to ignore me. I would like to add that I outrank him in all ways, he has still played more games then I have. I was sure to keep the replay and screenshots of the rage and all its glory :-)
lol i obs'd a game between a decent player and a noob who was really arrogant, which was a ZvZ. The noob 9 pooled while the other guy overpooled, and after some seriously horrible play, the noob lost. He said, "I can beat you if you don't rush me.“ I lol'd like crazy and then played a game with him myself, a TvZ which resulted in me doing a valk-dropship build. He then flamed me on IM with some 'go pwn koreans and ruin your life thats all your good for doing was that your stupid build that was insulting i hate you but i dont mean what i say'. all this happened while i had gone for dinner, and when i returned, i was on one hand completely bemused, and on the other hand unbelievably amused.
On August 05 2010 14:55 Nilrem wrote: In my match, right off the back, i knew this guy was up to no good. He said no rush 15, no attacking till ran out of gas and minerals. So I scouted and to my utter (lack of) surprise, he was proxy gating. Down the line, we wipe the floor with them. At the end is where it gets good.
PrietiestPony: VIRIGIN NERD PLAY TOO MUCH SC2
PrettiestPony: NO HAVE SEXY WITH WOMEN
PrettiestPony PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LIKE CHILD
Of course, there was mixing in some pausing and such. Finally, I told him "who's the child, one crying over the game". So he finished with.
PrettiestPony: I NO CRY
I would also like to add that he messaged me right after saying: "get laid once in your life you fucking virigin loser"
And proceeded to ignore me. I would like to add that I outrank him in all ways, he has still played more games then I have. I was sure to keep the replay and screenshots of the rage and all its glory :-)
How in gods name did you take that guy seriously? He was playing games with you and you took the bait.
On August 05 2010 15:11 yanmaodao wrote: nuke_rush, thanks for using the word "bemused" properly! Too many people think it's a synonym for "amused", or that it means "sort of amused"...
not particularly awesome, just frustrates me when people tell me its "gg", and they are leading. Twice people have done that to me (both times after cheesing) but I came back and won. (gotta love floating to an island as terran ;D)
This just happened and the guy was ignoring me after the game when I went to chat him to tell him he's bad for doing it. lol
people just type fast and generally don't really care if it's spelled right...as long as it gets the message across it's fine. you obviously understood what he was trying to say
I'm pretty sure there's quite a few people there who BM to play games around with the other player. Meaning they aren't really mad, but they just want to see what sort of reactions the other player gives.
After holding off an all in rush in a random 3v3, one of the opponents, a zerg by the name BadassAndy (it might not of been andy, I don't remember it too well) starts BM like crazy.
The conversation goes like this:
My Ally: You know, your not too badass badassAndy. BadassAndy: Your all a bunch of asian pussy fags. Me: Ijust scouted your all in rush and responded, you are the one doing cheesy builds. BadassAndy: It still doesn't mean your American! My ally: LOL He thinks we must be asian because we are so good! BadassAndy: NO YOUR JUST A BUNCH OF UNAMERICAN NIGGAS!!
My response from there was to right LOL with pylons as his team mates floated away their buildings.
That wasn't at all confusing... I never actually met true Bmers online, the only one were (and it wasn't really that BM either): "lame..." "gg faggot" That's all the BM i ever met =O (aside from no GGing and just leaving)
"Thebullet" just turtled up on the island expansion on scrap station after I took out his main and expo. Just covered the island in missile turrets and defended with BCs. I had like 30k resources by the end and 10 star ports, whilst being unable to mass recall onto the expo because of all the turrets. The whole time he insisted he could still win and refused to leave. Sigh.
On August 24 2010 21:11 Kensai wrote: "Thebullet" just turtled up on the island expansion on scrap station after I took out his main and expo. Just covered the island in missile turrets and defended with BCs. I had like 30k resources by the end and 10 star ports, whilst being unable to mass recall onto the expo because of all the turrets. The whole time he insisted he could still win and refused to leave. Sigh.
wait were you P or T? If you were P mass void work pretty well for those Ts who turtle on an island instead of leaving.
So I just played a 1v1 match against a random player. Five seconds in: "u know how i know ur gay?" "ur terran"
He then proceeded to put 3 pylons in my base in a row as I got each one with four workers, since he didn't bother to hide them, along with two more "ur gays."
Sadly, his announcement of "u cunt" accompanied him rolling over my units with a 4 warpgate push. =(
I recalled into the terran main and started going after his armory and factories, and stasis blocked his ramp. He went out for a final push that eventually got crushed by my reinforcements.
"fuck protoss, 1198122. No skills. Suck my duck, bitch"
This isn't even SC related but I was playing a fighting game on XBOX live and I beat this guy and he dropped right before he lost (as is common in XBL fighting games) then he sent me note that said
"Lol you are so noob. Learn to play instead of spam projectiles. Enjoy youtube."
It happened like weeks ago, and it still cracks me up. Wtf does that mean?
In a ZvZ I denied this guys expansion the entire game. I had a few lings scattered across the map with a pretty decent creep spread, so I could see pretty much every expo besides the top left gold (In blistering sands) everytime he sent a drone, or started a hatch, I forced him to cancel it or killed it. If he brought an army to defend, I'd kill the army and then kill the hatch. All game he couldn't get an expansion. He was super pissed at the end, and it came out something like this:
"YOUR AN ANNOYING MOTHER FUCK YOU KNOW THAT?" I responded with "Thanks" "NO YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYING YOU PIECE OF SHIT" I then said "Chill bro, just a game" "I'D FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS IN REAL LIFE YOU FUCKING SHIT" so I invited him to come down to my place, gave him my country, city, address, postal code. he then said "ILL BE THERE IN 2 WEEKS"
That was a few weeks ago, still waiting. I wonder if he browses these forums? If you do, I'm still waiting.. lmao.
played against a D- guy while I myself was D-. He asked a few times to make sure I was really D- and not some Korean S-class player who made a spoof account to own noobs on. Low and behold I completely demolished him and inevitably much rage ensues. He asks if I'm dislexic, spams D-, and spews some obscenities.
just found this wierd since I really was D- and when he raged he said I don't play like a D-, which I think I do.
So I just played a PvP on blist where the opponent went 3gate robo and I went 3gate phoenix (not mass phoenix). after beating him in a skirmish (that he apparently thought he would win) he called me an abuser and at the end a sore winner, here is the chat after the game:
You: Why the bm dude I played 100% legit Neslos has reconnected. Neslos: legit massing phoenix's and kiting its toss vs toss get respect kid learn to micro
So basically: Kiting in PvP... it's not allowed (don't make phoenix either.)
On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote: "fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND now"
While odd, this line clearly states how he not only has a girlfriend but has sex with her, contrary to you (underlined by girfriend spelled in capital letters), who has no girlfriend because of your apparent superiority in the video game you play. The glaring flaw in this method is the fact that he himself is playing the same video game, and cares about it to a degree where he would mockingly state his future "manly" plans to insult you.
rofl these ones are always hilarious, encountered it in various forms. Also:
"at least i have a life fucking nerd" - checking his acc on iccup and he had like 400 games played ^^
I had one guy call me a faggot right before I left because I had map control with mutas and just out expanded him a ton. I then went on to explain how he could have won the game and where his timing push windows were. Since then I've kind of helped him some while he's been laddering. He was in plat at the time playing a mid level diamond(myself) lol.
The worst thing for me is when I create a game with a title like "ZvT 1v1" and some Protoss comes in, switches to Terran, and switches back to Protoss during the countdown. Or when they don't say gg after I do.
On September 01 2010 06:20 VirtualAlex wrote: This isn't even SC related but I was playing a fighting game on XBOX live and I beat this guy and he dropped right before he lost (as is common in XBL fighting games) then he sent me note that said
"Lol you are so noob. Learn to play instead of spam projectiles. Enjoy youtube."
It happened like weeks ago, and it still cracks me up. Wtf does that mean?
Youtube to learn how to play. Let me guess, Storm/Iceman/Megaman/Iron Man in MvC2?
On May 15 2010 14:26 phyren wrote: So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too.
A while back I played a pvt which I really botched horribly (proxy robo was scouted, supply blocked my reaver, lost the shuttle+reaver+zealot for 1 tank, lost my 3rd almost immediately, etc.) After all that, a couple nice recalls and some frantic macro managed to win me the game. I figured my opponent was probably pretty upset that he lost after such early and mid game leads. Well, anyway, just before he leaves he decides to be a little BM (i think).
He says to me: "you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl "
I say (i think) because I honestly have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Every part of that statement was confusing to me (past tense?, why his dog?, I'm not a girl, he's smiling?). The strangeness of it actually made it way more memorable than any other BM I've ever encountered.
Thought I'd start a thread where people could post the most memorable/awesome/confusing BM things they've ever done or had done to them.
i still feel so special that this thread is alive because im the one who wrote that confused bm in the op xD my name was QuoC-DB- i think i played on lol
On May 15 2010 14:26 phyren wrote: So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too.
A while back I played a pvt which I really botched horribly (proxy robo was scouted, supply blocked my reaver, lost the shuttle+reaver+zealot for 1 tank, lost my 3rd almost immediately, etc.) After all that, a couple nice recalls and some frantic macro managed to win me the game. I figured my opponent was probably pretty upset that he lost after such early and mid game leads. Well, anyway, just before he leaves he decides to be a little BM (i think).
He says to me: "you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl "
I say (i think) because I honestly have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Every part of that statement was confusing to me (past tense?, why his dog?, I'm not a girl, he's smiling?). The strangeness of it actually made it way more memorable than any other BM I've ever encountered.
Thought I'd start a thread where people could post the most memorable/awesome/confusing BM things they've ever done or had done to them.
i still feel so special that this thread is alive because im the one who wrote that confused bm in the op xD my name was QuoC-DB- i think i played on lol
On September 08 2010 06:27 vOddy wrote: Stop posting SC2 BM in here, please. This is the Brood War section FFS. Make your own thread in the SC2 section.
I'm fine with there being a SC2 " hilarious and weird BM " thread, hence I do get along just fine. You don't see me posting BW stuff in SC2 threads, so don't post SC2 stuff in BW threads.
after the game he whispered me and went on to teach me how to play protoss.. while he just lost badly... then he said wisdoms like: "This would never work vs a good terran you newb" and "i know sum protoss players who will kick your ass.."
the most confusing bm i got was from when i use to game with AmBroSia. we use to play so much (even with his hacks on).
most of the time he'd flip out when he'd lose and say all this random shit that wasn't relative to anything that was going on. much like idra's bm, but incoherent. wish i still had the replays to look at the bm. :s
On September 22 2010 03:17 Requisition wrote: BM is BM regardless of game. What does it matter if it is BW, SC2, or some other genre of game entirely?
Because this was under BW section? How about this since the website is based on starcraft. Remove all the BW and SC2 sections and merge them together since it's all based on one game right?
On September 22 2010 03:17 Requisition wrote: BM is BM regardless of game. What does it matter if it is BW, SC2, or some other genre of game entirely?
Because this was under BW section? How about this since the website is based on starcraft. Remove all the BW and SC2 sections and merge them together since it's all based on one game right?
That is a ridiculous argument. The game is only the platform you control. We are not interested in that in this particular thread, we are here to read BM. BM is a negative emotional response from a player. You get emotional responses from players in Starcraft II, yes?
On September 22 2010 04:43 XsebT wrote: Thought I'd just share this. The story is that I made an iccup account to do nothing but the stove...and stream it.
The game started out in a friendly manner:
But as it was clear he was gonna lose the game this happened: + Show Spoiler +
He is now my psycologist, whom I visit twice a week.
So, on twilight in 2v2, the opponents are both terran. they make a reactor marine push and try to put down a bunker, but we fight it off with zeal/stalker and ling/baneling. cause i actually scouted.
after, mass infestor/ling play by my ally, and mass stalker // dt from me while the other team transitioned into more mass marine and tank + bc.
then when we are in the process of killing their base, one of them Error: you guys are fags Me: What? you went marine mass.... Ally: you guys massed marines and tried to bunker rush, how was our play any more gay? Error: You turtled up! Error: What would you know about what units I built? Me: We didn't even build a wall. Ally: Yea me and my mass infestors.... Me: I mean, we totally walled off and guarded it with tanks and marines like....you did. right?
On May 24 2010 01:45 DorF wrote: I entered a fun game vs a D+ (I was D) and when I scouted him he couldn't kill of my scout since im pretty good at microing it . He procceded onto asking me my max rank , I said D he posted alot of happy faces and started guessing ranks above C- and then he said -Dont fuck my brains ,and started killing all his own buildings. My scout just stood there merely watching as I 2 minutes into the game had scared a D+ Zerg shitless just by microing my scv and laughed fullheartedly as he killed himself :D
BEST FUCKING STORY EVER (still lol'ing hard) i play Lan with friends at school and i always get "oh I'm having a bad day" when losing.
On September 22 2010 04:43 XsebT wrote: Thought I'd just share this. The story is that I made an iccup account to do nothing but the stove...and stream it.
The game started out in a friendly manner:
But as it was clear he was gonna lose the game this happened: + Show Spoiler +
He is now my psycologist, whom I visit twice a week.
edit: spoiler added
Hahaha! That guy is a famous moron on ICCUP. He has several accounts which get reported for insults each season.
On September 22 2010 04:43 XsebT wrote: Thought I'd just share this. The story is that I made an iccup account to do nothing but the stove...and stream it.
The game started out in a friendly manner:
But as it was clear he was gonna lose the game this happened: + Show Spoiler +
He is now my psycologist, whom I visit twice a week.
edit: spoiler added
Hahaha! That guy is a famous moron on ICCUP. He has several accounts which get reported for insults each season.
me: "glhf" guy: "fu ck you" me: "your mother would be proud of your good manners" guy: "fuck you" me: "she'd tell you herself if she weren't busy fucking a donkey" guy: "what a lame comeback. i am going to take pleasure in beating you" me: "glhf"
flash forward me fast expanding in PvP and going up 3 bases to 1. needless to say, he didn't gg when he left
It was in dota, but it was something like this: guy: "go get a life" me: "I've got one already, and im enjoying it thank you" guy: "lol no, you cant be good at dota and have a life..." me: "w/e"
Nothing special, but i just love the "get a life, noob" comments... the most retarded of all BM imo.
after an unnerving loss to 3v1 early rushes followed with lolrays and tanks pre 1.1, one of us say in french "fuck's sake noobs going 3v1 to get an advantage without a fucking brain" Opponents start answering in german and then say in english "Just this word: french" Then follows some serious german jokes and french jokes as we're losing so bad xD
Filled up with rage we click go straight out again and fall on the same opponents ^^
"Surrender now just like you did in world war"
Problem was that was no funny bm so we just cheesed 1 to 1 and somehow well, they didn't seem to manage to micro the most stupid things a noob can throw at you. Filled up with rage myself I just can't hold my fingers anymore and just go "surrender to french cheese cuz you can't 3v1 a-move yet"
He goes "we weren't 3v1 in ww and we don't like your country cheese"
Bm back and forth is the best! xD Just like a game into the game ^^
On October 22 2010 23:51 kXn wrote: Opponent: youre a fucking joke
Me: youre a fucking joke
Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...
Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...
Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot
Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot
Opponent: im a faggot
Me: thats what I thought
"Opponent has left the game!"
would love to see that screen shotted, seems a bit too awesome
Happened in BW a year ago or so, I had a screen of it but lost due to harddrive breakdown :/ I remember it so clearly though so it was easy for me to type it
Opponent started talking shit in game before leaving because i went 7 roach early game, he scouted it right as i was coming out of my main on scrap... Was like one page long so only the nice stuff.
You: the scrub is prolly the one who scouted it and couldnt hold it tehemperorer has reconnected. tehemperorer: u aint $hit kid u blow go back to plat You: lol.. u lost. im 1700 and youre what 1600 k thx. tehemperorer: ur terrible gg bonus pool scrub' You: well if you were any good you woulda got a sentry lol tehemperorer: ur bad and have no clue You: says the loser to the guy who totally owned him tehemperorer: learn the game scrub You: read previous sentence please. tehemperorer: ur a scrub !@#$ You: i know your butt hurts, itll be alrite by tomorow. thats what i tell your mom too, works for her buddy. tehemperorer: ur terrible scrub, stop You: tehemperorer: just embarassing urself You: tehemperorer: ugly !@#$ You: the one embarassing himself is you buddy.. crying after losing.. keep it up
Told him it would be quite funny to post his crying here... long.
tehemperorer: go to the n00b help thread plz You: well if you looked in the strategy section.. im pretty sure theres a couple cool stuff about sentries watch huk play for example tehemperorer: plz n00b, go watch some vods of people better than you You: you can watch our replay to see someone better than you
He did not reply to that... I've never had anyone talk trash for so long, they usually ignore after crying for 10 seconds, was quite fun actually. My high school students don't even complain this much... sure I don't allin roach rush them after scouting their really late gateway.
I faced frost(Yes the Frost@USEast/West>You frost) in a golems UMS game and heres the chat that came in it (afterwards he stalked me for a few games and made more hilarious chat stuff but I forgot to save replays as I was too busy cracking up): starcraft3: I'm a nerd Frost(on aka): Haha I forgot my hacks Me: XD Starcraft3: not gay starcraft3: That guy is weird Starcraft3: Why do u hack blue(frost) Frost: Speaking of hacks Frost: Bigjoke123 (hackdetector stuff) Frost: Bigjoke123 (hackdetector stuff) Frost: Bigjoke123 (hack detector stuff) Me: Lmao Bigjoke123: lmfao Starcraft3: Why does he hack Bigjoke123: Multicommand Me: fo sure (I harassed him and he used multicommand to micro units) Frost: thats a 3rdparty programme Frost: U could get banned bigjoke123: like if i care Frost: Starcraft3(hack detector stuff) Frost: Bigjoke123 (hack detector stuff) Me: Lmao Frost: /tclicks Starcraft3: teal Starcraft3: hackign doesnt make u better Me: -.- Starcraft3: Why hack Me: -.- Me: really? Bigjoke123: u are too Starcraft3: i dont hack Bigjoke123: hack detector Bigjoke123: his a hack Me: I dont hack :D Frost: i could drop yall dont be gay Starcraft3 has been dropped from the game(in rep of course said left) Bigjoke123 has been dropped from the game Me: lmfaoi Frost: rofl u hack Me: no I dont Me: XD Frost: lol? Frost: shows the dropped users hack detector data stuff again Frost:oh Frost: ok ou dont Me: yeah Frost: LOL Me: u fail Me: XD Frost: nah Frost: i own Me: mhmm Frost: rofl after me and my mom fucked other night Frost: i grabbed her dick Frost: and shoved me dick in here dickhole Frost: then came LOL Frost: XD (his army had just been owned by mine) Me: someone died Me: and somehow it wasnt me :o Frost: stfu rando Frost: umad? Me: no Me: u? Frost: pwned Me: howso? Frost: onwed ur hero Frost: rofl Me: and I owned urs Frost: so Frost: XD Me: XD Frost: i owned ur mom Frost: in bed Me: no u didnt Frost: ROFL Frost: ask her why she hasnt been having her period lately Frost: unprotected sex ftw Me: so... Frost: has left the game(faked) Me: XD Me: Spoofer? Me: ever suck? Frost: wat is a spoofer Me: o.o Frost: wow faggot (I plagued his army ) Me: XD Frost: gay much? Me: no Frost: LOL GAY A LOT? Me: Nope Me: gay never? Me: YES Me: u noob? Frost: stop eating scat Me: XD Frost: OWNED Me: ? Frost: u suck dog dick LOL (I have no idea what he meant by this so i typed...) Me: lmao <3 the ragers Frost: l;olwut? Frost: u admitted to raging? Frost: EAT SHIT KID Me: XD Me(cuts out act): come on Mr.Frost Me: get owned Me: :D Frost: ? Me: u act like Frost lmao Frost: who the fuck told u my aka Me: no one Me: I figured it out Frost: ... Me: myself Me: XD Me: u gave it away early on Frost: lol how Me: u said "u mad?" Frost: lolwut? Me: ive only heard it from u Frost(desperate): ok i can tell Frost: ur getting pissed Frost: LOL Me: no Me: this is Me: hilarious Frost: when i rm Frost: if u come Frost: ill astat you Frost: then say umad? Me: lmao Me: Im gonna eat after this anyways Frost: meet me in op valor Frost: after game Me: nah Me: who knows what hacks u got up ur sleeve Frost: wow noob i dont hack (I cracked up while I was typing for the next few minutes) Me: Frost doesnt hack? since when? Frost: lol? Frost: when fatasses get mad Frost: LOL Me: XD Me: hf dieinbg Me: dieing* Replay ends because he drop hacked me while I was pushing and had clearly owned him @ golems with a much larger army and 110 more kills
Him: wow Me: ? Him: way to go Me: you don't mean it Him: no really Him: i've never been rushed so fast before Me: thanks then
but then he lets the game drag on by building an expo in the middle of nowhere and putting a pylon somewhere else too and says, "I'm so mad right now," and leaves.
It was like I was being raged on by Ghandi or something.
On October 22 2010 23:51 kXn wrote: Opponent: youre a fucking joke
Me: youre a fucking joke
Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...
Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...
Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot
Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot
Opponent: im a faggot
Me: thats what I thought
"Opponent has left the game!"
LOL!
I had this one a couple of days ago.
he"OMG, is it even possible to rally probes to minerals"
me, "not in BW"
he" thats why I lost game one and gonna lose this"
20 seconds later I destroy his photoncannons after he went 13 nexus and I went over-pool. (We played LT, and he havent even scouted me) dont think it was cuz the lack of rallying directly to minerals.
it was a tvt on outsider, i play a very standard siege expand build and he does a double port wraith.
with not many loses i fend of his two port wraith and obviously have a good advantage. i start actively scouting for him sneaking out an expansion and sure i do.
he then asks me "u hack?" without thinking i reply "always"
so after 20seconds or so the Iccup anti-hack throws out a message about some malicious software being detected and a drop screen appears, i get my 130 points and he get's kicked out of the game.
lol, he probably though if i hack and get away with it so can he.+ Show Spoiler +
I'm in a lossing skid on ICCUP... i wanted to BM every freaken douche that i lost too because i always had the lead then lose it, or lose to some stupid DT rush. Sigh... But atleast I didn't BM. I once had a guy say "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER GG"
If anyone still wants me to link the game against frost just quote this and say so :D
also MORE BM(scary though o.o):
Opponent: I fucked your mother Me: Orly? Opponent: Stay up till 12:00AM tomorrow please Me: 0.0 whats my address then? Opponent: (SAYS REAL ADDRESS o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o) Me: umm no? I don't live there you noob Opponent: thats not what your Mom tells me. Me: Drunk noob plz continue(actually super scared) Opponent: Gladly Opponent has been dropped from the game Has been dropped from the game Me: Wtf? Me has left the game.
Check out my blog for why it creeped me out My Blog
On October 19 2010 07:04 Kuzmorgo wrote: It was in dota, but it was something like this: guy: "go get a life" me: "I've got one already, and im enjoying it thank you" guy: "lol no, you cant be good at dota and have a life..." me: "w/e"
Nothing special, but i just love the "get a life, noob" comments... the most retarded of all BM imo.
he has a point though. lol
"lol no, you cant be good at dota and have a life..."
funniest bm i've encountered usually comes from east server.
or your occasional korean with bad english.
"your mom cock roach birth you" "you dog baby bird" "your hidralisk face, hahaha"
don't get any real dialogue, i really just game when im online, and get rage quitters.
Adelise: are you srsly that dumb that you had no idea that I broke the rocks? Adelise has reconnected. You: shoo Adelise: lmao disgusting that players like u are in diamond You: what are you talking about Adelise: that ur bad You: and why is that and why do you care Adelise: hahah maybe cuzz u wall past rocks and then get busted and raped LOL You: so? Adelise: hahahaha disgusting You: no what is disgusting is the way you are acting now. go get some sleep Adelise: get stomped loser You: im not the one sitting up at 5am trashtalking. you don't know anything about me Adelise: I know that ur fucking terrible yet ur in diamond which is disgusting cuzz ur so bad 30 apm np lmao You: you'r funny Adelise: and ur bad You: Oh, im hurt.. Adelise: no ur bad You: I still don't see what your point is with all of this. "Oh, I beat someone at sc2, now i really need to tell the person how bad he is...!" You don't know if i wasnt just goofing around after you scouted my starports or not.. you don't know shit really. And your almost 1000 points above me, ofcourse your better than me.
On November 14 2010 13:11 ocoini wrote: Adelise: are you srsly that dumb that you had no idea that I broke the rocks? Adelise has reconnected. You: shoo Adelise: lmao disgusting that players like u are in diamond You: what are you talking about Adelise: that ur bad You: and why is that and why do you care Adelise: hahah maybe cuzz u wall past rocks and then get busted and raped LOL You: so? Adelise: hahahaha disgusting You: no what is disgusting is the way you are acting now. go get some sleep Adelise: get stomped loser You: im not the one sitting up at 5am trashtalking. you don't know anything about me Adelise: I know that ur fucking terrible yet ur in diamond which is disgusting cuzz ur so bad 30 apm np lmao You: you'r funny Adelise: and ur bad You: Oh, im hurt.. Adelise: no ur bad You: I still don't see what your point is with all of this. "Oh, I beat someone at sc2, now i really need to tell the person how bad he is...!" You don't know if i wasnt just goofing around after you scouted my starports or not.. you don't know shit really. And your almost 1000 points above me, ofcourse your better than me.
then he went silent..
I don't get it, he beats me then flames me.. :o
The worse is when they BM when they win.
Like the guy who proxy cannoned me, I quit and he messages "owned".
I'm not going to lie, I rage when I lose sometimes, but at least its reasonable.
I don't sit there and call people fags and type rofl lmao a million times, I usually just complain about the game-play.
Yeah, I got proxy Gate cheesed in my main by some Korean who randomed (on Python). After I gave up and said "gg" he replied with "gg hasu noob" or something like that, and added some more insults on top of that. I told him to fuck off. He proceeded with more insults so I hid all my remaining buildings around the map. The game went on for another twenty minutes. lol
I just got called a cheater because I "couldn't have the minerals". I got 4 bases he 2 the whole game (I think). When I said that he said: "No you had 2. I controlled whole map." I'm so confused. Also he wanted to report me so I wanted to ask: How exactly does that work? Does he have to show the replay and then some ICCUP guy judges?
EDIT: Pics: After he said he looked at "any spot" and I only got 2 bases.
Funny SC2 one in my placements a guy (toss) cannon rushes me which i deny at my ramp so he tries to come in at my back door rocks and i think better go for a counter attack there were cannons at my front so i take my whole army out the back just as his pylons finsh at the top of the rear.
Him: no fucking why could u have known that I was going to do that you fucking hacking I am going to report you.
I was so scared at the time cause I thought i was going to get banned but now its just lolz
funniest is when i went ZvP and i 4 pooled. Guy starts out all nice saying gl hf. I beat him he sas "gg" "re?" I accept and we go at it again... I all in with 4 pool again and this time he doesnt say gg instead he says "re plz" finally we go at it again. He makes a cannon and forge knowing I'd 4 pool but instead I went 3 hatch... 5 min later i beat him and he spams "no life" about 20 times until it fills up screen and says "sc is for fag. go play sc2." then rage quits.
On December 05 2010 07:50 vOdToasT wrote: What's up with SC2 BM in this thread? Make a BM thread in the SC2 section, in here it's completely off topic...
Please lets not have this argument in this thread again. This about BM. It does not matter if it is in BW, SCII, or another game entirely.
I was playing a TvT on Fighting Spirit, and decided to kind of pseudo-cheese. Actually, it's just an aggressive build, and he did one, too. I went 3 fact vulture off one base, and he went 2 fact getting tanks first, off of one base.
So I have like 9 vultures in his natural, and I mine it up. He puts a turret there, clears out the mines, and expands eventually, but I still have mines a bit farther outside, and got my natural up and running before his. I start getting tanks, and siege and contain him. He tries breaking out, and dropping my main, but neither succeeds. After his final try of breaking the contain, he gives up, says, "You faggot that's such a noob strategy" and left.
I was happy that my contain was so infuriating to him, but I'm still wondering what strategy he was calling noob.
On December 05 2010 07:50 vOdToasT wrote: What's up with SC2 BM in this thread? Make a BM thread in the SC2 section, in here it's completely off topic...
Please lets not have this argument in this thread again. This about BM. It does not matter if it is in BW, SCII, or another game entirely.
Dunno, I'm not at all a SC2 vs BW person. Love them both, but this is in the BW forum...
And if it was about another game entirely, I suspect it would be in general forums- at least it seems you're the only one that's made the argument that this thread can be any about BM from any game at all.
[Me doing a sauron zerg and infesting Opponent's CC] Opponent: FUCK YOU'RE WORSE THAN JAEHOON Me: That's quite a complement really, Jaehoon is pro. Me: He's also Protoss but y'know. Opponent: YOUR BAD Opponent left the game
On December 05 2010 07:50 vOdToasT wrote: What's up with SC2 BM in this thread? Make a BM thread in the SC2 section, in here it's completely off topic...
Please lets not have this argument in this thread again. This about BM. It does not matter if it is in BW, SCII, or another game entirely.
Doesn't matter dude. It's still under BW for a reason...
On December 06 2010 06:19 ninazerg wrote: I dropped Lurkers into a Terran's bases, and he says:
"You gimmicky piece of shit. Did you use this build to get to C-?"
Me (Joking): "Yeah, it's a pretty good build."
Him: "Yeah, if you're a faggot." -leave-
[Edit] The actual screen shot -- I blacked his name out just to be nice. Enjoy:
Why didn't he just siege and scan... Or did he not notice until scvs go pop? xD
He didn't realize there were Lurkers in his base until it was too late, so he just decided to quit, but not before leaving me a quote which made my day.
Lol, i'll get some screenshots of BM soon, I never thought of collecting them, but i'll recite a funny one out to you
vs some random Z I went forge FE into mass sairs plus goon and killed all his overlords him: gg fucking scrub only noob go sair me: ... Thats why progamers do it? him: hahahahaha i fuck progamer they suck me: ... leave plox? him: fucking bitch why use such pussy strat i can fuck you up if we play again me: okay... same room
Then I beat him again with the same strat, and he continued to BM me outside in the lobby. = = Too bad I had no screenshot :O Oh well, next time, I get some funny bm for using sairs for some reason.
And if it was about another game entirely, I suspect it would be in general forums- at least it seems you're the only one that's made the argument that this thread can be any about BM from any game at all.
I may be the only one making the argument, but I certainly am not the only one posting SC2 and others have posted things from other games. BM is in no way Brood War specific, you get the same effect despite over what game it comes in.
On December 06 2010 03:56 CoWsGoesMoo wrote: Doesn't matter dude. It's still under BW for a reason...
Doesn't matter dude. This thread is about BM, regardless of what forum it is under. Given the fact that people before this and after this are posting things from other games than BW, I'm going to guess they don't care either. If it annoys you so much to see BM from other games, then stay out of the topic.
And if it was about another game entirely, I suspect it would be in general forums- at least it seems you're the only one that's made the argument that this thread can be any about BM from any game at all.
I may be the only one making the argument, but I certainly am not the only one posting SC2 and others have posted things from other games. BM is in no way Brood War specific, you get the same effect despite over what game it comes in.
On December 06 2010 03:56 CoWsGoesMoo wrote: Doesn't matter dude. It's still under BW for a reason...
Doesn't matter dude. This thread is about BM, regardless of what forum it is under. Given the fact that people before this and after this are posting things from other games than BW, I'm going to guess they don't care either. If it annoys you so much to see BM from other games, then stay out of the topic.
Instead of trying to argue that SC2 quotes are A-Okay in the BroodWar forum, I think it'd be better just to stop being stubborn and admit they posted on the wrong forum, otherwise, by your logic, it'd be okay to post BM from, say, DOTA or Super Smash Bros on the BroodWar forum.
Simple Question: Are you talking about Brood War in the Brood War forum? If yes, enjoy your stay. If no, go to the right forum when people ask you to. They made a Starcraft II forum for a reason you know.
I don't understand why people get so upset at things. If I lose to something that I haven't seen before, then I take it as an opportunity to learn. Review the replay, find out when I should have scouted and see if I can prevent it from happening again. If I lose due to cheese (which doesn't happen often in the mid diamond level because people don't like cheese at that level) then I take it as an opportunity to learn how I could have defended better.
In general, if you lose, it's your fault. If there is really such a significant imbalance, then it will get patched, but in general you gotta learn to deal with all of the scenarios. If you are doing 14 hatch and getting marine rushed, then try something else. Playing with the same mindset/strategy and expecting different results could be classified as insanity. If you lose to marine all ins, try to do different scouting to recognize the build. Early signs are no second gas or no gas period. Does the rax have a addon? If you expect 2 rax pressure, throw down a spine crawler in your main, cancel your queen and queue up some lings. Move the crawler to the expansion when it finishes and try to get your lings in a position to be able to surround. Don't make any more drones until you feel safe.
BM on the other hand makes this game pure gold. I think "Sentry Imba" is amazing.
On December 07 2010 03:01 darmousseh wrote: Lol, this thread is full of win.
I don't understand why people get so upset at things. If I lose to something that I haven't seen before, then I take it as an opportunity to learn. Review the replay, find out when I should have scouted and see if I can prevent it from happening again. If I lose due to cheese (which doesn't happen often in the mid diamond level because people don't like cheese at that level) then I take it as an opportunity to learn how I could have defended better.
In general, if you lose, it's your fault. If there is really such a significant imbalance, then it will get patched, but in general you gotta learn to deal with all of the scenarios. If you are doing 14 hatch and getting marine rushed, then try something else. Playing with the same mindset/strategy and expecting different results could be classified as insanity. If you lose to marine all ins, try to do different scouting to recognize the build. Early signs are no second gas or no gas period. Does the rax have a addon? If you expect 2 rax pressure, throw down a spine crawler in your main, cancel your queen and queue up some lings. Move the crawler to the expansion when it finishes and try to get your lings in a position to be able to surround. Don't make any more drones until you feel safe.
BM on the other hand makes this game pure gold. I think "Sentry Imba" is amazing.
Today I decided to do a 1 gate FE on lost templ against a Terran. I put the gateway near the expansion since he was a random player and I thought if he spawns zerg I will wall off. Saw the Terran stuff when scouting so i decided to continue expanding after 1 gate 1 core. After he decided to drop a tech lab first and no marine I kept scouting his base and eventually saw 3 rax. I decided to not FE against the 3 rax and went 4 gate to hold him off instead. He scanned my base and typed out "wtf.." to which i responded "?".
Then I got hallucination and started my 4 gate with 2 collossus. He lost and he called my win bs and all that good old BM. So tasty it was very fun though since my 4 gate won very handily since the collossi soaked up all the terran fire while my zealots chewed him away.
wait,,,, search took me to a bw thread since the sc2 one was closed and I only just realised. :S Hope thats not an issue since I felt like posting this BM i got in a manner thread for all of TL to enjoy
Seriously what's with people not being able to tell the difference in threads. It's as clear as day dunno why people play stupid and pretend like nothings wrong with them posting stuff in the wrong thread. Looking at you ZeromuS and other people like him.
Ok so it was a normal game... I never say hello to anyone if its not my friend, and i never gg, its just that i dont like those things. This was a ZvZ and well, I made banelings and he did not defend, he went for a fast expansion. This was his reaction. I never had something like this, what the hell was his problem?
Ok so it was a normal game... I never say hello to anyone if its not my friend, and i never gg, its just that i dont like those things. This was a ZvZ and well, I made banelings and he did not defend, he went for a fast expansion. This was his reaction. I never had something like this, what the hell was his problem?
The image is from the next game i played, against a terran, thats not him. I just opened the chat and typed that, but i was already ignored.
On December 10 2010 11:40 CoWsGoesMoo wrote: Seriously what's with people not being able to tell the difference in threads. It's as clear as day dunno why people play stupid and pretend like nothings wrong with them posting stuff in the wrong thread. Looking at you ZeromuS and other people like him.
hey i realised and apologised after the fact so Im sorry i guess no need to get hostile here
On December 10 2010 11:40 CoWsGoesMoo wrote: Seriously what's with people not being able to tell the difference in threads. It's as clear as day dunno why people play stupid and pretend like nothings wrong with them posting stuff in the wrong thread. Looking at you ZeromuS and other people like him.
hey i realised and apologised after the fact so Im sorry i guess no need to get hostile here
Um you edited your post and I posted after the fact that you did. No hostility intended sir just facts.
pretty terrible game... fell to d- as protoss -.- so this guy all in'd me about twice.. worked... twice.... threw his forces into my 10000 cannons and such.
ok i can ready korean, and let me tell you that it is hilarious going onto a channel and reading the shit koreans talk to each other about. i'll remember to screen shoot next time but its basically koreans telling each other they are "seh ki" pretty much meaning like "runt" and just go on about each others' mothers and all. its hilarious because they take the game so seriously.
but my best bm is when this guy called me a "defiler faggot" because i turtled on 4 bases while harassing him with lings, and when i got my defilers out, i just kept plaging his units and running away.
ZvT on Python, I overpool him, he fails to scout it properly, and I deal some early SCV damage (he lost like, 7 SCVs to something like ,12 lings). He survives, and the game continues. He eventually loses to an early hive push.
"typical fucking latinos" "your mother sucks dicks in the streets" "im through talking to an inbred mudperson"
Ok so it was a normal game... I never say hello to anyone if its not my friend, and i never gg, its just that i dont like those things. This was a ZvZ and well, I made banelings and he did not defend, he went for a fast expansion. This was his reaction. I never had something like this, what the hell was his problem?
I actually laughed so hard no joke. He seemed really pissed off you didnt say hello haha
Me and my friend were playing t and z against a p and a t. I ten pooled while my friend proxy raxed in their base. we overwhelmed them. The last one standing left saying "you'll burn for this."
I lost a TvP really badly, but i turtled into one base with tanks and goliaths. He took every single base, MCed an SCV. He tried to nuke a few times, but ended up massing no upgrade scouts
On March 28 2011 10:27 DildoseR wrote: "U're Not Evn Slik Barnicul Breins" So apparently my brain is barnicles and I'm not too terribly slick. What this is supposed to mean I have no idea, but probably one of the most memorable and hilarious post-game rages I've ever seen/heard of. This was said to me after a 1v1 in my Silver division, after I 6 gated a gold Zerg. Best night of my life.
On March 28 2011 10:27 DildoseR wrote: "U're Not Evn Slik Barnicul Breins" So apparently my brain is barnicles and I'm not too terribly slick. What this is supposed to mean I have no idea, but probably one of the most memorable and hilarious post-game rages I've ever seen/heard of. This was said to me after a 1v1 in my Silver division, after I 6 gated a gold Zerg. Best night of my life.
On March 28 2011 10:27 DildoseR wrote: "U're Not Evn Slik Barnicul Breins" So apparently my brain is barnicles and I'm not too terribly slick. What this is supposed to mean I have no idea, but probably one of the most memorable and hilarious post-game rages I've ever seen/heard of. This was said to me after a 1v1 in my Silver division, after I 6 gated a gold Zerg. Best night of my life.
On March 28 2011 10:27 DildoseR wrote: "U're Not Evn Slik Barnicul Breins" So apparently my brain is barnicles and I'm not too terribly slick. What this is supposed to mean I have no idea, but probably one of the most memorable and hilarious post-game rages I've ever seen/heard of. This was said to me after a 1v1 in my Silver division, after I 6 gated a gold Zerg. Best night of my life.
Someone offensive gg-ed me and then told me I played like drewbie. LOL I came back in a long game where I lost everything but my main and just sniped all his probes to win. He did gg at the end though, so it wasn't that bm.
Had just finished a custom game, and the guy was so negative the entire time, hilarity ensued for me. Thought someone outta enjoy this, plus I really enjoy this thread, hopefully others find it bump worthy.I'll just give the after game part (it was an hour long game.) I egged him on by having the very last thing said to him being "I understand you were bullied and its caused you to boil with hateful rage, its alright."
On iccup.com, you can post complaints against bad manners in a public forum where the complaints are reviewed by admins. Unfortunately, due to the high diversity of users from around the world on the site, the official language of the site is "English", although there are Russian and Korean pages as well. For the convenience of the admins, one individual lodging a complaint posted translations of his opponent's BM:
Pierdole was = i'm fucking you smiecie = tashes <- ?????????????????????????????? jebane = fuckers pizdo = pussy Ja Ci gratuluje starej, robi Ci laske codziennie = Congratulations for your mother, that she's making blow job to you every day ....... Guys come on ^^
I understand the "fucks" and "pussy" and "ur mom" stuff, but what the hell is "tashes" and why is that offensive? KEEP IN MIND, 'tashes' is the English translation of 'smiecie' (at least, according to the Polish guy leaving the complaint) and he felt like tashes was way too offensive to have in a friendly BroodWar chat.
The worst bad manners have always been ally-kills on BNet...
It's ages back... But I once played some PP vs. 6 AIs on some weird FPM-style island map... And suddenly my ally decided that he'd be better off without me... However, he sucked at carrier micro and my mass cannon/Dragoon/storm/corsair combo destroyed about 3 of his attack groups while I teched up to mass shuttle reaver, disruption web and illusion. With that combo it was easy to just fly by his cannons, zap all his workers, all his Nexus and all his pylons (thereby rendering him completely unable to do anything anymore)...
After that I retreated all my forces, send my own carriers, that I build in the meantime, to attack move the reaming AI bases - and a single scout to shift attack his remaining buildings.
Then I went to have lunch, while he was spamming the screen with his obscene curses.
When I came back, like half an hour later, he was still alive and had not left the game... I guess that's real endurance...
On April 15 2013 17:23 ninazerg wrote: On iccup.com, you can post complaints against bad manners in a public forum where the complaints are reviewed by admins. Unfortunately, due to the high diversity of users from around the world on the site, the official language of the site is "English", although there are Russian and Korean pages as well. For the convenience of the admins, one individual lodging a complaint posted translations of his opponent's BM:
Pierdole was = i'm fucking you smiecie = tashes <- ?????????????????????????????? jebane = fuckers pizdo = pussy Ja Ci gratuluje starej, robi Ci laske codziennie = Congratulations for your mother, that she's making blow job to you every day ....... Guys come on ^^
I understand the "fucks" and "pussy" and "ur mom" stuff, but what the hell is "tashes" and why is that offensive? KEEP IN MIND, 'tashes' is the English translation of 'smiecie' (at least, according to the Polish guy leaving the complaint) and he felt like tashes was way too offensive to have in a friendly BroodWar chat.
On April 16 2013 08:03 therockmanxx wrote: I am shock that I didnt find any match of me here T_T I brag alot and suck alot !! I usually stream BM like 10 mintues after the game end xD
I cant say this would be on my list of things to proudly declare on teamliquid.
On April 16 2013 08:03 therockmanxx wrote: I am shock that I didnt find any match of me here T_T I brag alot and suck alot !! I usually stream BM like 10 mintues after the game end xD
On April 16 2013 08:03 therockmanxx wrote: I am shock that I didnt find any match of me here T_T I brag alot and suck alot !! I usually stream BM like 10 mintues after the game end xD
Your bm needs to be awesome or confusing, not just waves of vulgarities after a game, anyone can do that.
For sure the weirdest BM is that US East JurassicProbe guy who plays Hunter-like games and the only thing he says is "I tore my dick off". If you're a hunters regular you sure have played him at least once.
On February 21 2018 17:04 iCCup.Trent wrote: For sure the weirdest BM is that US East JurassicProbe guy who plays Hunter-like games and the only thing he says is "I tore my dick off". If you're a hunters regular you sure have played him at least once.
LOL we're e-friends and we've been playing a lot since last Summer. He does this to the point of detriment to his play.
For sure the weirdest BM is that US East JurassicProbe guy who plays Hunter-like games and the only thing he says is "I tore my dick off". If you're a hunters regular you sure have played him at least once.
Haha... he is on west as well... so wierd. Funny how someone always get touchy and start a flamewar...
On February 21 2018 17:04 iCCup.Trent wrote: For sure the weirdest BM is that US East JurassicProbe guy who plays Hunter-like games and the only thing he says is "I tore my dick off". If you're a hunters regular you sure have played him at least once.
LOL we're e-friends and we've been playing a lot since last Summer. He does this to the point of detriment to his play.
Not exactly BM but still.
Awesome what's your nickname? I'm chobo85. We should all three play autistic hunters. Could come up with 3 phrases.
On February 21 2018 17:04 iCCup.Trent wrote: For sure the weirdest BM is that US East JurassicProbe guy who plays Hunter-like games and the only thing he says is "I tore my dick off". If you're a hunters regular you sure have played him at least once.
LOL we're e-friends and we've been playing a lot since last Summer. He does this to the point of detriment to his play.
Not exactly BM but still.
Awesome what's your nickname? I'm chobo85. We should all three play autistic hunters. Could come up with 3 phrases.
On February 21 2018 17:04 iCCup.Trent wrote: For sure the weirdest BM is that US East JurassicProbe guy who plays Hunter-like games and the only thing he says is "I tore my dick off". If you're a hunters regular you sure have played him at least once.
I think that's a Hat Films thing. They're YouTubers who say gross stuff and sometimes make cool videos.
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