• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 11:07
CET 17:07
KST 01:07
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview8RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12
Community News
ComeBackTV's documentary on Byun's Career !3Weekly Cups (Dec 8-14): MaxPax, Clem, Cure win2Weekly Cups (Dec 1-7): Clem doubles, Solar gets over the hump1Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win2BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced15
StarCraft 2
General
ComeBackTV's documentary on Byun's Career ! Weekly Cups (Dec 8-14): MaxPax, Clem, Cure win Did they add GM to 2v2? RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview Weekly Cups (Dec 1-7): Clem doubles, Solar gets over the hump
Tourneys
Winter Warp Gate Amateur Showdown #1: Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament $5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship StarCraft2.fi 15th Anniversary Cup RSL Offline Finals Info - Dec 13 and 14!
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 504 Retribution Mutation # 503 Fowl Play Mutation # 502 Negative Reinforcement Mutation # 501 Price of Progress
Brood War
General
FlaSh on: Biggest Problem With SnOw's Playstyle BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ How Rain Became ProGamer in Just 3 Months [BSL21] RO8 Bracket & Prediction Contest BW General Discussion
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO8 - Day 2 - Sunday 21:00 CET [ASL20] Grand Finals [BSL21] RO8 - Day 1 - Saturday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Game Theory for Starcraft Simple Questions, Simple Answers Current Meta Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread General RTS Discussion Thread Dawn of War IV Nintendo Switch Thread PC Games Sales Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Survivor II: The Amazon Sengoku Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine YouTube Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TL+ Announced Where to ask questions and add stream?
Blogs
How Sleep Deprivation Affect…
TrAiDoS
I decided to write a webnov…
DjKniteX
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1142 users

Funny opponent quotes.

Forum Index > SC2 General
Post a Reply
1 2 3 4 5 68 69 70 Next
Cheerio
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Ukraine3178 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-16 13:40:10
May 18 2010 13:41 GMT
#1
This is the thread for the funny quotes from your raging opponents. Bw or sc2 no matter what.

Please nominate some really funny quotes from this thread. I will put them in this post.
bakesale
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States187 Posts
May 18 2010 13:44 GMT
#2
Look at this thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=125455
ShaSKiRa
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia344 Posts
May 18 2010 13:44 GMT
#3
"Making this Thread is a good talent toi have" !!! lol dunno man :D
I love FlaSh :) He gonna PWNED ALL OTHER RACE
pokerface
Profile Joined April 2007
507 Posts
May 18 2010 13:44 GMT
#4
Not that funny but yesterday a terran said this to me:
-Does it require any skill to use broodlords?
-nope
-figures,+1 and he leaves
thordan
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden65 Posts
May 18 2010 13:46 GMT
#5
Got some people asking me and my brother if we were high when we did some strange stuff like probe rushing, hiding 20 cannons at each expansion without expanding ourselves, building nothing except infestor and so on.
Ultima ratio regum
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
May 18 2010 13:47 GMT
#6
Yeah i played a 1:1 on Heartbreak ridge and when i won the guy said:

"Scrub"
"i only used"
"180 of my 200 apm, so if i used it all i woulda owned you, k kid?"

(in the classic fashion of a few words per line)
I checked bwchart and his apm was like 124
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
Topazas
Profile Joined March 2010
Lithuania86 Posts
May 18 2010 13:47 GMT
#7
Once I started a game, and said gl hf, the oppenent said:
Him - Where are you from?
Me - Lithuania
Him - Are you a girl?
Me - No
Him - Do you have a sister?
Me - No. Are you looking for some sex or something? :D
Him - Yes
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 13:51:31
May 18 2010 13:51 GMT
#8
My favorite comment when a game starts and I get one of the following:

-Opponent: Day n Nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
-Me: At.. At.. At nite...

(username is CuDi )

"We have unfinished business, I and he."
Atlare
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia893 Posts
May 18 2010 13:58 GMT
#9
Opponent: "bahaha you scrub (when i marine ball his army, he won with like 5 marines remaining)'
Me: "You're gonna love my thors, watch this"
*Thor drop his main base*
Opponent: "WTF YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!"
*Opponent quits*

Obviously he had never heard of map control -.-. He was sitting on one expo and i was cruising on 3, went for dropship with a marine ball to hold up his army.
Considering learning BW
kickinhead
Profile Joined December 2008
Switzerland2069 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:00:32
May 18 2010 14:00 GMT
#10
I once played against a terran on Steppes and he contained me with tanks+ bunkers early on, so I flew 1-2 Vikings over in his base and began raping his SCV's and later on break the contain to win the game, he then wrote me:

"Your Vikings attacked my SCV's but the computer didn't notice me, that means you are a cheater and I'm gonna report you to Blizzard."

I couldn't stop laughing. ^^'
https://soundcloud.com/thesamplethief
Distortionz
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States133 Posts
May 18 2010 14:01 GMT
#11
In my last game someone told me to: "Go back to korea and make socks". I'm no where good enough to be from korea. I still lol'd
Rooster93
Profile Joined May 2010
79 Posts
May 18 2010 14:07 GMT
#12
my last oponent canon rushed me then i stoped the attack and beated him then he said gg and i say FUUUUUUUUU thats all
trololololololololololol
Win.win
Profile Joined March 2010
United States230 Posts
May 18 2010 14:07 GMT
#13
as i'm winning vs inka in some streamed event

inka: ur awful
inka has left the game
win: lol
SC2 Team Inflow: http://inflowgaming.net/
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:11:23
May 18 2010 14:10 GMT
#14
the only thing i got was :

him : glhf
me : likewise
him : you lie motherfucker!
MasterZilla
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Sweden234 Posts
May 18 2010 14:16 GMT
#15
Only thing I've had so far is some guy calling my mother a bitch after losing, then swearing at me in spanish after I replied "thanks" :/
For Aiur! - If you reach for the stars and miss, you still might end up walking among the clouds.
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
May 18 2010 14:25 GMT
#16
uh... one time i got cannon rushed in a tvp... i got a factory and slowly worked my way out. scanned his main after, he had nothing so pushed with 3 tanks/5 marines and he tried to get a VR to my main as I was destroying everything he had... that's about as BM as it's ever gotten for me.
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
May 18 2010 14:28 GMT
#17
i like to bm people by saying that gg means get good when i own them.

makes me fill big inside yano.
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
gedassan
Profile Joined March 2010
Lithuania83 Posts
May 18 2010 14:37 GMT
#18
So we start a game, and we have a nice short little chat about how we both have played ~50 games or so, and proceed to macro up.
I see no tech, rush 3 banshees to his base while he breaks my wall-in, only to meet hellions and marines who fry/destroy the lings.
Suddenly all good manners go to waste...
[image loading]
The way is made clear when viewed from above.
ss284
Profile Joined May 2010
1 Post
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:40:36
May 18 2010 14:40 GMT
#19
[image loading]

Logitech g5?
njtwkr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden73 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:54:06
May 18 2010 14:53 GMT
#20
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 18 2010 23:40 ss284 wrote:
[image loading]

Logitech g5?



Rofl, best one so far.
1 2 3 4 5 68 69 70 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
WardiTV 2025
12:00
Playoffs
MaxPax vs ShamelessLIVE!
ByuN vs TBD
Spirit vs ShoWTimE
WardiTV1162
ComeBackTV 710
TaKeTV 351
IndyStarCraft 206
Rex118
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
IndyStarCraft 206
LamboSC2 124
ProTech121
Rex 118
BRAT_OK 90
trigger 29
DivinesiaTV 17
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 25915
Horang2 2412
Calm 2197
Jaedong 1767
Bisu 1729
Shuttle 1062
Larva 998
EffOrt 511
Mini 448
Sharp 332
[ Show more ]
Soma 322
Hyuk 297
BeSt 234
Snow 234
actioN 225
ZerO 214
Mong 169
ggaemo 124
Rush 123
Zeus 112
Hyun 87
JYJ 59
Mind 55
PianO 55
Aegong 35
Rock 32
Movie 31
Shinee 22
sas.Sziky 19
yabsab 15
Shine 14
scan(afreeca) 13
Noble 6
Terrorterran 4
Dota 2
Gorgc3563
singsing3443
qojqva3071
Dendi986
syndereN298
Counter-Strike
pashabiceps492
Foxcn261
edward110
oskar95
Other Games
FrodaN582
hiko572
Beastyqt506
Fuzer 376
RotterdaM187
XaKoH 137
Sick137
DeMusliM131
ArmadaUGS89
QueenE79
Mew2King78
Livibee36
ZerO(Twitch)32
Trikslyr31
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
Kim Chul Min (afreeca) 14
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• poizon28 15
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV521
League of Legends
• Nemesis2002
• Jankos1636
• TFBlade767
Upcoming Events
OSC
53m
YoungYakov vs Mixu
ForJumy vs TBD
Percival vs TBD
Shameless vs TBD
The PondCast
17h 53m
WardiTV 2025
20h 53m
Cure vs Creator
TBD vs Solar
WardiTV 2025
1d 18h
OSC
1d 21h
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
SC Evo League
2 days
Ladder Legends
3 days
BSL 21
3 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
[ Show More ]
Ladder Legends
4 days
BSL 21
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Monday Night Weeklies
5 days
WardiTV Invitational
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #4 - TS3
RSL Offline Finals
Kuram Kup

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
Slon Tour Season 2
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22

Upcoming

CSL 2025 WINTER (S19)
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Big Gabe Cup #3
OSC Championship Season 13
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.