This is the thread for the funny quotes from your raging opponents. Bw or sc2 no matter what.

Please nominate some really funny quotes from this thread. I will put them in this post.

bakesale

United States187 Posts

May 18 2010 13:44 GMT

Look at this thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=125455

ShaSKiRa

Australia344 Posts

May 18 2010 13:44 GMT

"Making this Thread is a good talent toi have" !!! lol dunno man :D

pokerface

507 Posts

May 18 2010 13:44 GMT

Not that funny but yesterday a terran said this to me:
-Does it require any skill to use broodlords?
-nope
-figures,+1 and he leaves

thordan

Sweden65 Posts

May 18 2010 13:46 GMT

Got some people asking me and my brother if we were high when we did some strange stuff like probe rushing, hiding 20 cannons at each expansion without expanding ourselves, building nothing except infestor and so on.

The_Australian

Australia458 Posts

May 18 2010 13:47 GMT

Yeah i played a 1:1 on Heartbreak ridge and when i won the guy said:

"Scrub"
"i only used"
"180 of my 200 apm, so if i used it all i woulda owned you, k kid?"

(in the classic fashion of a few words per line)
I checked bwchart and his apm was like 124

Topazas

Lithuania86 Posts

May 18 2010 13:47 GMT

Once I started a game, and said gl hf, the oppenent said:
Him - Where are you from?
Me - Lithuania
Him - Are you a girl?
Me - No
Him - Do you have a sister?
Me - No. Are you looking for some sex or something? :D
Him - Yes

Amber[LighT]

United States5078 Posts

May 18 2010 13:51 GMT

My favorite comment when a game starts and I get one of the following:

-Opponent: Day n Nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
-Me: At.. At.. At nite...

(username is CuDi

)

Atlare

Australia893 Posts

May 18 2010 13:58 GMT

Opponent: "bahaha you scrub (when i marine ball his army, he won with like 5 marines remaining)'
Me: "You're gonna love my thors, watch this"
*Thor drop his main base*
Opponent: "WTF YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!"
*Opponent quits*

Obviously he had never heard of map control -.-. He was sitting on one expo and i was cruising on 3, went for dropship with a marine ball to hold up his army.

kickinhead

Switzerland2069 Posts

May 18 2010 14:00 GMT

#10

I once played against a terran on Steppes and he contained me with tanks+ bunkers early on, so I flew 1-2 Vikings over in his base and began raping his SCV's and later on break the contain to win the game, he then wrote me:

"Your Vikings attacked my SCV's but the computer didn't notice me, that means you are a cheater and I'm gonna report you to Blizzard."

I couldn't stop laughing. ^^'

Distortionz

United States133 Posts

May 18 2010 14:01 GMT

#11

In my last game someone told me to: "Go back to korea and make socks". I'm no where good enough to be from korea. I still lol'd

Rooster93

79 Posts

May 18 2010 14:07 GMT

#12

my last oponent canon rushed me then i stoped the attack and beated him then he said gg and i say FUUUUUUUUU thats all

Win.win

United States230 Posts

May 18 2010 14:07 GMT

#13

as i'm winning vs inka in some streamed event

inka: ur awful
inka has left the game
win: lol

Knap4life

Slovenia333 Posts

May 18 2010 14:10 GMT

#14

the only thing i got was :

him : glhf
me : likewise
him : you lie motherfucker!

MasterZilla

Sweden234 Posts

May 18 2010 14:16 GMT

#15

Only thing I've had so far is some guy calling my mother a bitch after losing, then swearing at me in spanish after I replied "thanks" :/

Issor

United States870 Posts

May 18 2010 14:25 GMT

#16

uh... one time i got cannon rushed in a tvp... i got a factory and slowly worked my way out. scanned his main after, he had nothing so pushed with 3 tanks/5 marines and he tried to get a VR to my main as I was destroying everything he had... that's about as BM as it's ever gotten for me.

zealing

Canada806 Posts

May 18 2010 14:28 GMT

#17

i like to bm people by saying that gg means get good when i own them.

makes me fill big inside yano.

gedassan

Lithuania83 Posts

May 18 2010 14:37 GMT

#18

So we start a game, and we have a nice short little chat about how we both have played ~50 games or so, and proceed to macro up.
I see no tech, rush 3 banshees to his base while he breaks my wall-in, only to meet hellions and marines who fry/destroy the lings.
Suddenly all good manners go to waste...
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