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Cheerio
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Ukraine3178 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-16 13:40:10
May 18 2010 13:41 GMT
#1
This is the thread for the funny quotes from your raging opponents. Bw or sc2 no matter what.

Please nominate some really funny quotes from this thread. I will put them in this post.
bakesale
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States187 Posts
May 18 2010 13:44 GMT
#2
Look at this thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=125455
ShaSKiRa
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia344 Posts
May 18 2010 13:44 GMT
#3
"Making this Thread is a good talent toi have" !!! lol dunno man :D
I love FlaSh :) He gonna PWNED ALL OTHER RACE
pokerface
Profile Joined April 2007
507 Posts
May 18 2010 13:44 GMT
#4
Not that funny but yesterday a terran said this to me:
-Does it require any skill to use broodlords?
-nope
-figures,+1 and he leaves
thordan
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden65 Posts
May 18 2010 13:46 GMT
#5
Got some people asking me and my brother if we were high when we did some strange stuff like probe rushing, hiding 20 cannons at each expansion without expanding ourselves, building nothing except infestor and so on.
Ultima ratio regum
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
May 18 2010 13:47 GMT
#6
Yeah i played a 1:1 on Heartbreak ridge and when i won the guy said:

"Scrub"
"i only used"
"180 of my 200 apm, so if i used it all i woulda owned you, k kid?"

(in the classic fashion of a few words per line)
I checked bwchart and his apm was like 124
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
Topazas
Profile Joined March 2010
Lithuania86 Posts
May 18 2010 13:47 GMT
#7
Once I started a game, and said gl hf, the oppenent said:
Him - Where are you from?
Me - Lithuania
Him - Are you a girl?
Me - No
Him - Do you have a sister?
Me - No. Are you looking for some sex or something? :D
Him - Yes
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 13:51:31
May 18 2010 13:51 GMT
#8
My favorite comment when a game starts and I get one of the following:

-Opponent: Day n Nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
-Me: At.. At.. At nite...

(username is CuDi )

"We have unfinished business, I and he."
Atlare
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia893 Posts
May 18 2010 13:58 GMT
#9
Opponent: "bahaha you scrub (when i marine ball his army, he won with like 5 marines remaining)'
Me: "You're gonna love my thors, watch this"
*Thor drop his main base*
Opponent: "WTF YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!"
*Opponent quits*

Obviously he had never heard of map control -.-. He was sitting on one expo and i was cruising on 3, went for dropship with a marine ball to hold up his army.
Considering learning BW
kickinhead
Profile Joined December 2008
Switzerland2069 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:00:32
May 18 2010 14:00 GMT
#10
I once played against a terran on Steppes and he contained me with tanks+ bunkers early on, so I flew 1-2 Vikings over in his base and began raping his SCV's and later on break the contain to win the game, he then wrote me:

"Your Vikings attacked my SCV's but the computer didn't notice me, that means you are a cheater and I'm gonna report you to Blizzard."

I couldn't stop laughing. ^^'
https://soundcloud.com/thesamplethief
Distortionz
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States133 Posts
May 18 2010 14:01 GMT
#11
In my last game someone told me to: "Go back to korea and make socks". I'm no where good enough to be from korea. I still lol'd
Rooster93
Profile Joined May 2010
79 Posts
May 18 2010 14:07 GMT
#12
my last oponent canon rushed me then i stoped the attack and beated him then he said gg and i say FUUUUUUUUU thats all
trololololololololololol
Win.win
Profile Joined March 2010
United States230 Posts
May 18 2010 14:07 GMT
#13
as i'm winning vs inka in some streamed event

inka: ur awful
inka has left the game
win: lol
SC2 Team Inflow: http://inflowgaming.net/
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:11:23
May 18 2010 14:10 GMT
#14
the only thing i got was :

him : glhf
me : likewise
him : you lie motherfucker!
MasterZilla
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Sweden234 Posts
May 18 2010 14:16 GMT
#15
Only thing I've had so far is some guy calling my mother a bitch after losing, then swearing at me in spanish after I replied "thanks" :/
For Aiur! - If you reach for the stars and miss, you still might end up walking among the clouds.
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
May 18 2010 14:25 GMT
#16
uh... one time i got cannon rushed in a tvp... i got a factory and slowly worked my way out. scanned his main after, he had nothing so pushed with 3 tanks/5 marines and he tried to get a VR to my main as I was destroying everything he had... that's about as BM as it's ever gotten for me.
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
May 18 2010 14:28 GMT
#17
i like to bm people by saying that gg means get good when i own them.

makes me fill big inside yano.
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
gedassan
Profile Joined March 2010
Lithuania83 Posts
May 18 2010 14:37 GMT
#18
So we start a game, and we have a nice short little chat about how we both have played ~50 games or so, and proceed to macro up.
I see no tech, rush 3 banshees to his base while he breaks my wall-in, only to meet hellions and marines who fry/destroy the lings.
Suddenly all good manners go to waste...
[image loading]
The way is made clear when viewed from above.
ss284
Profile Joined May 2010
1 Post
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:40:36
May 18 2010 14:40 GMT
#19
[image loading]

Logitech g5?
njtwkr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden73 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 14:54:06
May 18 2010 14:53 GMT
#20
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 18 2010 23:40 ss284 wrote:
[image loading]

Logitech g5?



Rofl, best one so far.
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