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On December 07 2009 19:50 vx70GTOJudgexv wrote: When the majority of your score in Bejeweld Blitz is time bonus because you spam the hell out of the board. does that really work, just turning random thing all around the board.. gotta try that :D
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You know you play to much SC when you try to calculate your APM for irl sports and everyday tasks.
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when you tell your sister to go "scout" and see if dinner is ready, cant have any surprises after all @_@On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
LOL! I've done that!
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You know you play too much SC when you see 6 kids family and compliment their mother with " uhm nice macro "
You know you play too much when seeing nice lady you tell yourself not to siege.
You know you play to much SC when you missjudge potato soup for swarm and start looking for a defiler.
You know you play too much when you see bleeding scar on your hand and start wondering when the hell did u get plagued.
When you see someone walking too slow, you wonder " wtf , got esnared or wat o,o "
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You know you play too much StarCraft when you dream about games you lost for stupid reasons, and relive the same game, except that time you play your best.
You know you play too much StarCraft when in school, having nothing to do, you start typing "1a2a3a4a5a6a7a" really fast on the school computer keyboard.
You know you play too much StarCraft when you skip sleeping entire nights from time to time. They all happened to me.
Also, I walked past a restaurant named Restaurant Maestro. All I could think about was the Maestro Of Zerg.
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When you want to name your son Python.
When you name someone sucking at ur school football game ' fucking chobo'
When you rank girls appearance by iccup ranks. 'she`s b+ man '
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when.... you see progamer resemblances with your classmates asap..
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when you your ADHD kicks in and your realize you stopped making SCVs; only to remind yourself that "wtf, your not even playing, Nicholas."
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when you try to increase your APM on a TI-83
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When your password used to be majaeyoon
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On December 17 2009 01:48 NastyMarine wrote: when you your ADHD kicks in and your realize you stopped making SCVs; only to remind yourself that "wtf, your not even playing, Nicholas." When you're idly scribbling something while listening to your professor give a lecture, and when you look down at what your pen is doing you see 0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p
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(im spanish) when you go to bed and start thinking in english about starcraft just because D9D was cancelled that day.
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when on the first day of school you ask all of the "Lee's" and "Kim's" and "Park's" if they play starcraft (and i actually found a bunch more people cuz i just started highschool : P)
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22. You know you play too much starcraft when you call your erections "siege mode".
23. And when you paint a wood block orange just to sand it. One day if someone threatens me I'll blow it all over him so he can't attack me.
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i call slow people Reavers and i call people i find annoying Broodlings
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When you stay up to watch live games even if there are finals the next day. And you don't regret it because watching it live is just that much better.
When you argue with your friends that, yes indeed StarCraft is a sport.
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You know you play too much StarCraft when you use hotkeys to surf the web and complain when other people use the mouse to refresh a page instead of F5.
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On November 29 2009 10:10 DyEnasTy wrote: And you know your playing too much SC if while having sex, in order to make yourself last longer you start thinking about your Siege Expand BO.
omg i did the 9min push
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On November 29 2009 10:08 mmgoose wrote: when you start correcting people that not all asians look alike.
This.
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