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stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
November 30 2009 21:25 GMT
#161
When i go up to an atm and try to type in the number as fast as possible, when i drum my fingers on a desk in a pattern.
hi
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
November 30 2009 21:27 GMT
#162
when the notifications from digsby are misinterpreted as attacks on the minimap.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
odeSSa
Profile Joined November 2009
Sweden198 Posts
November 30 2009 21:47 GMT
#163
You name your cat Tassador (yeah i know its Tassadar but my gf couldnt pronounce it...

When your girlfriend makes medic sounds to turn you on

When you on several occasions notice different Starcraft units with your peripheral vision, for example: when on bicycle ducking a shuttle that turns out to be a yellow car, or weird trees that look like ultralisks
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
November 30 2009 21:50 GMT
#164
You know you play too much Starcraft when you build a Lego base consisting of a command Center, three Depots, 9 SCVs, a Refinery, a Barracks, and a Factory.

You know you play too much Starcraft when you go to the toilet and attack it by putting your chubmarine in "Siege mode"
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
9287
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States134 Posts
November 30 2009 21:55 GMT
#165
you know you play SC too much when your girlfriend tells you to "mine more minerals"





..it really happens lol
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
November 30 2009 22:04 GMT
#166
You know you play too much Starcraft when you laugh for no reason, and look stupid, when people say things like : movie, stork, kal ( as in "i'll kal ya' later") and of course, PLAYGUUU
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
November 30 2009 22:52 GMT
#167
You know you play too much starcraft when you start thinking of new build orders in math class

You know you play too much starcraft when you log onto TL everytime you turn on your comp
cw)minsean(ru
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
November 30 2009 23:07 GMT
#168
On November 29 2009 04:28 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2009 04:25 craaaaack wrote:
2 years ago, while i was making out with a girl for the 2. time in my life she was sitting on my lap...
So i was getting a boner i could kill people with.. started thinking about a zvt with 3 hatch muta where everything goes fine, you delay him with lings, get your mutas intime, do some dmg, get lurx out in time, rape his first push...WHILE A FUCKING DROPSHIP HAS KILLED EVERYTHING IN YOUR MAIN GODDAMN GG

instabonerkill

wtf

Seriously, what the hell?
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 01 2009 00:46 GMT
#169
On December 01 2009 07:52 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
You know you play too much starcraft when you start thinking of new build orders in math class

You know you play too much starcraft when you log onto TL everytime you turn on your comp


Check and check.

Also, 4 T1's in a row.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6781 Posts
December 01 2009 00:57 GMT
#170
On December 01 2009 06:47 odeSSa wrote:
When your girlfriend makes medic sounds to turn you on


dude. win.

also no worries im a T1 fan there's no combobreaker
Graphics
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 01 2009 01:18 GMT
#171
On December 01 2009 09:57 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2009 06:47 odeSSa wrote:
When your girlfriend makes medic sounds to turn you on


dude. win.

also no worries im a T1 fan there's no combobreaker


I hope you don't mean the sound when she dies, odeSSa.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
PangO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Chile1870 Posts
December 01 2009 01:23 GMT
#172
On December 01 2009 06:47 odeSSa wrote:
You name your cat Tassador (yeah i know its Tassadar but my gf couldnt pronounce it...


lol, i had a turtle named NaDa
In Economics, the majority is always wrong. aka: MattRz
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 01 2009 01:26 GMT
#173
When this.

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
December 01 2009 01:55 GMT
#174
On December 01 2009 10:26 Grobyc wrote:
When this.

SNSD must be the death of you....and me
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 01 2009 02:20 GMT
#175
On December 01 2009 10:23 Pang0lin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2009 06:47 odeSSa wrote:
You name your cat Tassador (yeah i know its Tassadar but my gf couldnt pronounce it...


lol, i had a turtle named NaDa


NaDa clue why you would do such a thing
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2762 Posts
December 03 2009 10:45 GMT
#176
lol today i macroed my email for the first time. I have 3 different webmails, and I use chrome.

ctrl-1 f5 ctrl-2 f5 ctrl-3 f5
jamster1211
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Taiwan153 Posts
December 03 2009 11:07 GMT
#177
one time in class we were having a formal debate on whether the atomic bomb should have been used. one of my friends went up and reasoned that Japan would've surrendered because they were running low on resources.
So when he goes up he says "Japan would of surrendered because they were running low on minerals"
Another friend of mine was doing a presentation on the puritans and he said, "early puritans lived in caves because they didnt have enough supply depots"
:D
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
December 03 2009 23:10 GMT
#178
When you spam rectangles over the icons on your desktop while waiting... for anything.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 03 2009 23:23 GMT
#179
when you can't get the muta micro out of your head for weeks.
aiyeeta
Profile Joined June 2007
United States199 Posts
December 03 2009 23:53 GMT
#180
this thread is made of pure, blissful, 100%, low fat, partially hydrogenated "win"

The ones I'm most guilty of:

Looking at the time and seeing "6:42pm" as "642APM" and wondering how the hell someone can spam that hard, then wondering how your eyes got so retarded.

Responding to legitimate questions with Starcraft build orders.
"So how'd you do on that test? The question about the sin of theta, blah blah blah..."
"Oh, well I opened with a 9 pool speed to try to run past the cannons, but his wall was pretty good..."

Giving build orders for advice (I do it in real life too): http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=105330&currentpage=2#24

You cut people off in arguments and say things like "Yes, I just 4 pooled your counter-arguments, get out of my game, GG"
"...And that was the first time I got crabs"
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