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HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
November 29 2009 18:21 GMT
#121
Everytime you see an Asian person you wonder if they're gosu at Starcraft
www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
November 29 2009 18:25 GMT
#122
i miss SC now none of this shit applies cuz i never play anymore. Fuckin poker..
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Tonyy
Profile Joined December 2007
United States86 Posts
November 29 2009 18:41 GMT
#123
I use 1a2a3a4a for alot of my passwords
Is there life guards at the spawning pool?
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
November 29 2009 21:27 GMT
#124
there was a time i had a dream about playing a tvz on bluestorm during calculus class. my 8 vessels got plagued and muta splash all 1-hit KOed them and i woke up in shock and kicked the calculator bin in front of me and they all scattered across the floor and i acted like nothing happened.
정명훈 화이팅!~
SkylineSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States564 Posts
November 29 2009 21:57 GMT
#125
On November 30 2009 03:21 HazMat wrote:
Everytime you see an Asian person you wonder if they're gosu at Starcraft


starcraft is just korean... its not that much more popular in japan or china than it is here...
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
November 29 2009 22:16 GMT
#126
...When you feel like you belong in Korea.
...When you feel like you have a special bond to that korean down the local store.
...When you sing a song dedicated to a korean starcraft progamer about being gay for him.
...When you feel superior to people that don't play starcraft, and go: do you even know what apm is?
화이팅
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-30 02:44:14
November 29 2009 23:46 GMT
#127
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?"
3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit.
4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website.
7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie.
8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period.
9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH!
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out
12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team"
13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2
14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons".
15. When you photoshop defilers all over a picture of the 14th century Bubonic Plague
16. When you set Kerrigan as your desktop and stare at it for 5 minutes before moving again.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Nub4ever
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1981 Posts
November 30 2009 00:56 GMT
#128
For me there this guy at my school that reminds me of jaedong...
Dota 3hard5me
SkylineSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States564 Posts
November 30 2009 01:14 GMT
#129
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out


nice ones :O
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
November 30 2009 01:48 GMT
#130
On November 30 2009 10:14 BabyRhino wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out


nice ones :O


And the most embarassing.

1 and 10 both happened after a late night gaming session, so now you see.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
9287
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States134 Posts
November 30 2009 01:55 GMT
#131
You know you play too much Starcraft when you practice 5sh6sh7sh8sh on your blackberry
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
November 30 2009 01:55 GMT
#132
On November 30 2009 10:14 BabyRhino wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out


nice ones :O


You seem to have overlooked number 6.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
November 30 2009 01:58 GMT
#133
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?"
3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit.
4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website.
7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie.
8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period.
9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH!
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out
12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team"
13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2
14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons".



some of these are pretty good and made me giggle like a school girl
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
November 30 2009 02:03 GMT
#134
I don't play enough Starcraft. So... I get megarolled every time I go on ICCup.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
November 30 2009 02:03 GMT
#135
On November 30 2009 10:55 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2009 10:14 BabyRhino wrote:
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out


nice ones :O


You seem to have overlooked number 6.


I state number 6 proudly.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
November 30 2009 02:07 GMT
#136
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?"
3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit.
4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website.
7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie.
8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period.
9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH!
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out
12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team"
13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2
14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons".


These are all hilarious. Good job.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
November 30 2009 02:21 GMT
#137
This one wasn't from me:

+ Show Spoiler +
when u play sc all night, wake up at 17:18, look at the clock and think to yourself "shit i need additional supply depot"
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 30 2009 02:24 GMT
#138
Hi, you play starcraft? (to all my korean friends or even just random koreans in the street)
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
November 30 2009 02:24 GMT
#139
Ok just now:

15. When you photoshop defilers all over a picture of the 14th century Bubonic Plague
16. When you set Kerrigan as your desktop and stare at it for 5 minutes before moving again.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
November 30 2009 02:43 GMT
#140
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?"
3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit.
4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website.
7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie.
8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period.
9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH!
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out
12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team"
13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2
14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons".

number 6 is really wtf
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
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