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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
 none of this shit applies cuz i never play anymore. Fuckin poker.. | ||
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Tonyy
United States86 Posts
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theobsessed1
United States576 Posts
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
On November 30 2009 03:21 HazMat wrote: Everytime you see an Asian person you wonder if they're gosu at Starcraft starcraft is just korean... its not that much more popular in japan or china than it is here... | ||
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XsebT
Denmark2980 Posts
...When you feel like you have a special bond to that korean down the local store. ...When you sing a song dedicated to a korean starcraft progamer about being gay for him. ...When you feel superior to people that don't play starcraft, and go: do you even know what apm is? | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". 15. When you photoshop defilers all over a picture of the 14th century Bubonic Plague 16. When you set Kerrigan as your desktop and stare at it for 5 minutes before moving again. | ||
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Nub4ever
Canada1981 Posts
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out nice ones :O | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
And the most embarassing. 1 and 10 both happened after a late night gaming session, so now you see. | ||
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9287
United States134 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
You seem to have overlooked number 6. | ||
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". some of these are pretty good and made me giggle like a school girl | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On November 30 2009 10:55 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: You seem to have overlooked number 6. I state number 6 proudly. | ||
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". These are all hilarious. Good job. | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + when u play sc all night, wake up at 17:18, look at the clock and think to yourself "shit i need additional supply depot" | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
15. When you photoshop defilers all over a picture of the 14th century Bubonic Plague 16. When you set Kerrigan as your desktop and stare at it for 5 minutes before moving again. | ||
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29 fps
United States5725 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". number 6 is really wtf | ||
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