you know you play too much starcraft when... - Page 8

On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
These all happened to me:

You know when you play too much StarCraft:
1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss.
2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?"
3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit.
4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean.
5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU
6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website.
7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie.
8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period.
9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH!
10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment"
11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out
12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team"
13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2
14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons".