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Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
December 03 2009 23:57 GMT
#181
On December 04 2009 08:10 Always wrote:
When you spam rectangles over the icons on your desktop while waiting... for anything.

Actually, I used to do this in school when I had IT lessons, lol.
ThePsiTooz
Profile Joined November 2009
New Zealand27 Posts
December 04 2009 01:27 GMT
#182
On December 04 2009 08:53 aiyeeta wrote:
this thread is made of pure, blissful, 100%, low fat, partially hydrogenated "win"

The ones I'm most guilty of:

Looking at the time and seeing "6:42pm" as "642APM" and wondering how the hell someone can spam that hard, then wondering how your eyes got so retarded.

Responding to legitimate questions with Starcraft build orders.
"So how'd you do on that test? The question about the sin of theta, blah blah blah..."
"Oh, well I opened with a 9 pool speed to try to run past the cannons, but his wall was pretty good..."

Giving build orders for advice (I do it in real life too): http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=105330&currentpage=2#24

You cut people off in arguments and say things like "Yes, I just 4 pooled your counter-arguments, get out of my game, GG"




That analogy of talking to a girl was so win!
Once you go grack, you never go back.
[wh]_ForAlways
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States235 Posts
December 04 2009 02:29 GMT
#183
One time, when taking my morning shower, I was still incredibly slap happy and was convinced that I didn't have enough vespene gas to shampoo my hair. It wasn't until about 20 seconds later that I was like "wait, what... the... fuck"
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 05 2009 04:00 GMT
#184
My LAL teacher was telling me my essay needs better transitions, and I'm thinking "3 hatch muta into 5 hatch hydra"

When my friends get into a mass argument and I have to break it up / when we learned about Genghis Khan uniting all the Mongol tribes I'm thinking of Artanis uniting all the protoss in Legacy of the Void.

When playing basketball in gym and explaining to my friend why the other team won, I said "Well you see, pretend they're all Zerglings. If they go 9 pool speed and surround us, then one or two will get past our defenses and wreak havoc in our mineral line, what we need to do is position the Zealots in a way that they can't box us in"
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
yarkO
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada810 Posts
December 05 2009 20:29 GMT
#185
You know you play too much SC when your eyes constantly check the top right corner of any screen you look at (TVs etc) to make sure your minerals aren't getting out of hand and the bottom left corner to make sure you aren't getting dropped on.
When you are prepared, there's no such thing as pressure.
Nub4ever
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1981 Posts
December 06 2009 03:14 GMT
#186
On December 04 2009 08:57 slimshady wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2009 08:10 Always wrote:
When you spam rectangles over the icons on your desktop while waiting... for anything.

Actually, I used to do this in school when I had IT lessons, lol.

I still do it when I'm bored
Dota 3hard5me
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
December 07 2009 06:31 GMT
#187
When you find yourself restarting your SC music playlist for the fifth time that day.
The three and a half hour long one.
Hey! Listen!
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
December 07 2009 06:50 GMT
#188
Proxy quiz > Pop quiz
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
December 07 2009 06:58 GMT
#189
When you can hear your mother in the other room murmuring "Proceeding" and "You want a piece of me, boy?"
Treatin' fools since '87
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
December 07 2009 10:50 GMT
#190
When the majority of your score in Bejeweld Blitz is time bonus because you spam the hell out of the board.
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 07 2009 17:39 GMT
#191
You know you play too much StarCraft when the SC2 remastery of the Terran theme is by far the most epic song you have heard
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Orcus
Profile Joined December 2009
United States8 Posts
December 16 2009 10:14 GMT
#192
Auditory hallucinations at random times of the Zerg song hours after the computer is turned off. I used to get that with RBI baseball for NES and Baldur's Gate(PC) as well.
I want acidy spit! I could use that!- Dane Cook
NiGoL
Profile Joined September 2008
1868 Posts
December 16 2009 10:52 GMT
#193
haha LOL i think this OP is talking about his own experience
http://www.twitter.com/NiGoLBW playing league on a competitive level
White_Raven
Profile Joined December 2009
Australia178 Posts
December 16 2009 11:40 GMT
#194
When you quote the wraith or battlecruiser everytime your in or around an airport

When you get frustrated with something and say 'power overwhelming' to help you out

When you can never look at or say the word pool the same way ever again

When you believe that all thunderstorms and hurricanes are caused by some cheeky HT drop
Dancing queeeeen, feel the meat of his med/marines oh yeahhhhhh
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 16 2009 12:58 GMT
#195
I had a dream where I was commander of a protoss fleet, on its way to destroy a zerg infested terran planet. I was wearing the armor and everything, beside me was my trusty pal, barney the dark templasaur
gotta gotta gotta cut back on the drugs
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
December 16 2009 13:03 GMT
#196
I type "1a2a3a4a5a" and click and drag objects on my screen.

Also I'm referring to my bicycle as my vulture BIKE
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
RemYnisce
Profile Joined December 2009
United States24 Posts
December 16 2009 13:05 GMT
#197
You know you play too much StarCraft when before starting an online conversation you say "gl hf".
If I were in World War 2 theyd call me spitfire.
ZooG
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden618 Posts
December 16 2009 13:09 GMT
#198
You know you play to much sc when you buy a soap cus its called "Marine"
"Rain, also a name for a meteorological condition" -Artosis
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
December 16 2009 13:18 GMT
#199
On December 16 2009 22:09 ZooG wrote:
You know you play to much sc when you buy a soap cus its called "Marine"


You also know that you chose the best and hardest race in the game ;P
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 16 2009 13:30 GMT
#200
On December 16 2009 22:18 Foucault wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2009 22:09 ZooG wrote:
You know you play to much sc when you buy a soap cus its called "Marine"


You also know that you chose the best and hardest race in the game ;P

does this have to seep into every thread? god just get out
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
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