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When you start seeing lairs and hatcheries in random floor or wall patterns
When you are not only president of, but obsess over your school's starcraft club to the point where you completely neglect your homework for a week while trying to set up a tourney.
When you get strangely titillated when you see your girlfriend is shopping online with her left hand on the keyboard pressing the number keys and her right hand on the mouse dragging boxes and clicking
When, instead of having a part time job during high school, you gamble over starcraft and rake in 200+ dollars a month.
When you bring in your labtop to school in order to theorycraft during your free periods with your best friend
When said best friend is the "biggest loser in the school full of kids with an average SAT score of 2250" just because he is a C/C+ ranked Zerg and you two bonded over Battle.net in BGH pub stomps
All those apply to me
I have no regrets
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when you double click and highlight over your essays while your writing them.
when you start being able to type faster than anyone you know.
when you drunk-murmur "1a2a3a4a into the vajajay" on a one night stand.
When you draw pictures of siege tanks and sunken colonies over your psych notes on human sexuality.
When you see pigeons shit from the sky you think of that image macro of a mutalisk.
When you stare into a jewelry store and all you can think about is what looks like pylons and gateways symmetrically composed together.
When you start wondering what the world would be like if everyone played starcraft and how good each person on the bus would appear to be by their mannerisms, reaction times, and general frankness to random stimuli.
When you have pimples on your face and you think about reavers popping larvaes.
When your playing starfox 64 with a buddy and you wonder why hitting the c buttons doesn't make you invisible and constantly break or boost till the point he thinks your insane.
This is all theoretical btw.
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when you try to TLPD-ize yourself  Q(oQ)
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When you stereotype koreans like mbc commentators.
During my sats this guy was like DRIVINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
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On November 29 2009 04:38 Mobius wrote:
when you make your girlfriend watch starcraft with you? I did that and we're no longer going out anymore ):
Aw too bad Mobius! Clearly she wasn't a very good girlfriend. 
On November 29 2009 05:34 johanes wrote:
You know you play too much Starcraft when you have sex (involving other person) during watching PL match
I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position.
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You know you play too much Starcraft when every time you meet a Korean, you ask them to play a game. Or if you're Korean yourself.
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I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position.
lol that's fucked
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I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position.
lol
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On November 29 2009 12:37 [ZiNC]Ling wrote:Show nested quote +On November 29 2009 04:38 Mobius wrote:
when you make your girlfriend watch starcraft with you? I did that and we're no longer going out anymore ): Aw too bad Mobius! Clearly she wasn't a very good girlfriend. Show nested quote +On November 29 2009 05:34 johanes wrote:
You know you play too much Starcraft when you have sex (involving other person) during watching PL match I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position. lol
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...you have nightmares about getting owned by D- noobs based on actual games when you get owned by D- noobs.
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When you consider doing a science fair project corresponding APM and winrate just to have an unofficial starcraft tournament.
Damn teachers are going to be like wtf T.T.
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when you start to be emo about your losses
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On November 29 2009 10:18 Probe. wrote:Show nested quote +On November 29 2009 10:05 DyEnasTy wrote:
My wife and I decided if/when we have a girl were going to name her Scout. Then she will become useless at everything. Sorry man scouts are useless
Its better than any other SC related girl name. And my wife came up with it unknowing that was an SC unit.
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On November 29 2009 10:53 rockon1215 wrote:
You relate economics to SC Macro
You use gg in real life
You and your friends watch VODs and commentaries together and talk about the games over skype. And enjoy it immensely
You don't understand some sentences at first because they contained progamer names in them like flash, or more recently intercom (inter.calm)
You giggle after someone accidentally misspelled calm, 'clam' in real life
Your new character in Dragon Age: Origins is named SaViOr
You were angry at yourself for mis-capitalizing sAviOr
You motivate yourself my thinking of Jaedong's death stare and how focused he was
he wasn't focused, he was blind.
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You know you play too much Starcraft when you're on MSN and you accidentally type /f l..
You know you've played this game too much if you log onto bnet and 13 of the 25 people in your friend list instantly say "WSSUP GAME?"
xD
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On November 29 2009 05:24 valaki wrote:
You know you play too much Starcraft when you know more than 30 progamer's real name. (and you're not familiar with korean names)
Guilty as charged.
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On November 30 2009 03:00 FonzeXD wrote:
You know you play too much Starcraft when you're on MSN and you accidentally type /f l..
xD
happens wayyy too much...
that and /stats
you know you play starcraft too much when you ask a bully for a BO7 afterschool and say GGNORE afterwards to be BM.
you know you play starcraft too much when your paper looks like this...
"kantian ethics have its flaws because of conflicts in 1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a 4sz5sz6sz7sz4sz5s6sz7sz4sh5sh6sh7sh"
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When someone asks you to use the stove and you burst out in laughter.
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when you move the mouse over the minimap in recorded games and expect to be able to move camera.
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You know you have played too much sc when you're MSN pick is of a Pro gamer, and your PM is about the OSL
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EPT
