When you seriously consider being in a battlecruiser... and then think about the G's it would exert on your body when it turns. Seriously that thing whips around like a fuckin top. I feel so bad about the people inside. I can just imagine them flung against the wall to fight off some scourge.

You know... I bet if we took some measurements we could calculate the turning velocity and the force it would exert relative to the size of a marine...

kmdkt

Canada22 Posts

November 28 2009 22:22 GMT

#67

You know you played too much Starcraft when someone does something wrong in a game and you start getting angry and going " wtf this noob "

s.a.y

Croatia3840 Posts

November 28 2009 22:38 GMT

#68

On November 29 2009 04:15 s.a.y wrote:
i have a concert in an hour.

i came home to check up on the ladder :/

i finished the concert, it was good. i gave autographs afterwards.

during a chorus of a song, i was thinking about the ladder, and how idra is first again.

damn.

ProoM

Lithuania1741 Posts

November 28 2009 23:19 GMT

#69

On November 29 2009 06:20 Pang0lin wrote:

Show nested quote +

LoL this one is amazing,

976. You say you raped somebody while at the dinner table, and your parents just dont get it.
977. Your a newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu.
978. Your laugh at the newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu because you think your better than him
979. Dream Team has nothing to do with sports
980. You wrote an email to Hot 486 complaining about when he dyed his hair pink
981. Blind people can play starcraft, I swears it!
982. The address bar of your internet explorer looks like this:

Http://www.teamliquid.net
Http://www.sclegacy.com
Http://www.ygclan.net
http://www.koreansluts.com(note: not sure if actual website)
http://www.wgtour.com
ect.
983. You went out as boxer for hallowe'en
984. Your best friend went as Yellow
985. You spent $200 on computer equipment so you could play better
986. Your pointer finger now has a permenant twitch in it because of your constant clicking
987. Your computer chair has an ass groove that nobody can destroy
988. Your thinking about disabling the windows key because it keeps minimizing your game
989. Starcraft action figures are collectables
990. The novels are as well
991. You brag about your APM at school
992. You get beat up because you wouldnt shut up about the game you got over 300
993. You have your computer clock set to korean time so you can watch MBC
994. You speak fluent konglish
995. Watching the 2001 Sky Starleague finals between BoxeR and Garimto is better than sex
996. Your birthday cake was in the shape of Garimto's head
997. You had the stripper at your batchelor party dress up in one of those space suits the pros wear
998. You found it more sexy when it was on
999. You then handed her a kerrigan outfit.
1000. You just thought up 25 of these so you could get 1001

976 982 985 986 988 991 993 are so true about me lol :D

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 28 2009 23:23 GMT

#70

On November 29 2009 06:04 JeeJee wrote:
when you instantly think of this thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4002

actually that may just make me a tl nerd

So many people from that thread are banned lmao

Rainmaker5

United States1027 Posts

November 28 2009 23:45 GMT

#71

You know you play too much SC when too pass time you look at koreans and match them with a progamer.

number1gog

United States1081 Posts

November 28 2009 23:47 GMT

#72

On November 29 2009 05:02 nevz wrote:
you know you play too much starcraft when:

You're failing your uni courses in micro and macro economics because the only thing you can think of when you hear the class names is starcraft.

You enroll in MicroEcon before MacroEcon because that's what Boxer would do

pzea469

United States1520 Posts

November 29 2009 00:01 GMT

#73

you know you play too much starcraft when:

you punch your computer and scream at it

when you have a folder on your computer for games, and then another one for starcraft

when you carry the game on a usb drive to play it everywhere you go

SlayerS_BunkiE

Canada1713 Posts

November 29 2009 00:26 GMT

#74

i've been thinking about this topic since february but too lazy to start a thread... anyway, here's my "you know you play too much SC" list based on my real life experience:

you often misread the following words:
1. donor = drone
2. datum = daum
3. programming = progaming
4. overload = overlord

your dictionary/vocabulary has been altered
1. when you hear "goons", you don't think of bodyguards anymore
2. vulture is no longer a bird
3. observer is not a person who observes people
4. SC is not equal to Student Council
5. arbitrage? it's arbiter!!!
6. storm is not a member of x-men
7. 9-pool is not a billiards game, and of course
8. BOXER is not related to manny pacquaio (lol)

if you see an asian and wondering if he/she is a korean, you want to scream "GEEGEE!" and wait for his/her reaction.

whenever you go on vacation, you hunt for pro-gamers who are also on vacation (we were on cebu during the off-season and we were hunting for pro-gamers who might also be there but we failed to see one)

and... you can tell how a game played out based on the "GEEGEE" scream of the commentators

lazz

Australia3119 Posts

November 29 2009 00:31 GMT

#75

when youre nailing some girl and suddenly the thought of "injecting larva" crosses your mind and you stop for a second and think to yourself "wtf man?"

Vestige

United States303 Posts

November 29 2009 00:43 GMT

#76

You know you play starcraft too much when someone asks you what race you are and you say protoss instead of vietnamese

Terranist

United States2496 Posts

November 29 2009 00:55 GMT

#77

when you see an attractive girl and really want to put your marine in her bunker.

R A V

United States217 Posts

November 29 2009 00:56 GMT

#78

You know you play too much Starcraft when you stay up till 5 am every night in order to watch all the live casts of games, then wake up at 10 am and wait for highlight posts to be made about the games you already watched so you can read about them.

You then probably go and rewatch the VODs.

God I feel addicted...