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fanatacist
10319 Posts
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ProoM
Lithuania1741 Posts
You know you play too much Starcraft when you think you see invisible unit's blur IRL (dt, obs, wraiths...) You know you play too much Starcraft when whenever you see red color, you look to the bottom left. You know you play too much Starcraft when all the stuff in your house looks similar to starcraft buildings/units. You know you play too much Starcraft when every person in the street looks like a progamer. | ||
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:37 fanatacist wrote: So many are so fake and lame ;_; agreed... i think the one i'm most guilty of is saying "gg/gg no re" or "alt qq" CONSTANTLY. heh | ||
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Kerl
Germany74 Posts
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4002 actually that may just make me a tl nerd  | ||
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
That one made me lol. Uhh, cant really say that anything from SC carries over to RL... | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
I check my ICCup gamelist and see like 8 games that I do not remember playing. I realize that I come home drunk after a party and play SC and lose about 80% of the time, then go upstairs and pass out and wake up 3 hours later thinking I'd been asleep for 6 or 7. Happens pretty often. I have almost 10000 posts on a StarCraft-based website. Whenever I hear sound effects from other games/movies they remind me of SC and I start getting flashbacks. I have ended many a conversation with my friends, potential and current girlfriends, saying I am busy, to go play SC. I never rage at ANYTHING harder than I rage at SC. A few days ago I had my first real road rage incident, some Indian woman almost merged into me and made me go over the curb and slam the emergency brake. The guy in front of her stopped to make her stop and to check if I was okay. I walked out of the car, came up to her window, tapped it, she rolled it down, and I roared "WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING? GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD." The woman started to cry. I got back in my car and drove away, pissed for the next 15 minutes. That was my first road rage incident - my last SC rage incident was a week ago, and it was about twice as bad as that. I usually have one incident per every 20 1v1s I play. | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:23 IceCube wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when you went as a Zealot for Halloween. Not even kidding, I actually did this when I was 5 in 2000. | ||
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:04 JeeJee wrote: when you instantly think of this thread http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4002 actually that may just make me a tl nerd LoL this one is amazing, 976. You say you raped somebody while at the dinner table, and your parents just dont get it. 977. Your a newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu. 978. Your laugh at the newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu because you think your better than him 979. Dream Team has nothing to do with sports 980. You wrote an email to Hot 486 complaining about when he dyed his hair pink 981. Blind people can play starcraft, I swears it! 982. The address bar of your internet explorer looks like this: Http://www.teamliquid.net Http://www.sclegacy.com Http://www.ygclan.net http://www.koreansluts.com(note: not sure if actual website) http://www.wgtour.com ect. 983. You went out as boxer for hallowe'en 984. Your best friend went as Yellow 985. You spent $200 on computer equipment so you could play better 986. Your pointer finger now has a permenant twitch in it because of your constant clicking 987. Your computer chair has an ass groove that nobody can destroy 988. Your thinking about disabling the windows key because it keeps minimizing your game 989. Starcraft action figures are collectables 990. The novels are as well 991. You brag about your APM at school 992. You get beat up because you wouldnt shut up about the game you got over 300 993. You have your computer clock set to korean time so you can watch MBC 994. You speak fluent konglish 995. Watching the 2001 Sky Starleague finals between BoxeR and Garimto is better than sex 996. Your birthday cake was in the shape of Garimto's head 997. You had the stripper at your batchelor party dress up in one of those space suits the pros wear 998. You found it more sexy when it was on 999. You then handed her a kerrigan outfit. 1000. You just thought up 25 of these so you could get 1001 | ||
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khersai
Poland366 Posts
nice talent toi have I guess | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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Monstah-_-
249 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:25 Soulforged wrote: You know you play too much when you try to make timed build-orders for studying/dating/whatever. 8 school 10 math 12 science 14 literature 15 lunch break | ||
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StalinRusH
United States734 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:31 zekie wrote: LOL what the hell did your teacher say to that? she just kind of looked at me funny and asked me what. Which i played it off like i knew the answer | ||
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
yeah after you said that, it was GG. low eco or not, you still microd her to the other room | ||
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Monstah-_-
249 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:15 fanatacist wrote: I never rage at ANYTHING harder than I rage at SC. A few days ago I had my first real road rage incident, some Indian woman almost merged into me and made me go over the curb and slam the emergency brake. The guy in front of her stopped to make her stop and to check if I was okay. I walked out of the car, came up to her window, tapped it, she rolled it down, and I roared "WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING? GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD." The woman started to cry. I'm glad she started to cry tbh. People that drive like that don't deserve to be on the road. " 994. You speak fluent konglish " ROFL | ||
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Art.FeeL
1163 Posts
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Loldts
United States66 Posts
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
Haha exactly what I thought when I read that. seriously wicked thing you did there bro. For starters don't kill the boner and secondly don't get affected sexually by thinking about Starcraft. | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:14 IceCube wrote: 3. You know you play too much Starcraft when your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers Nukes. Three nukes. | ||
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pR0gR4m3R
Spain1446 Posts
During dinner, my mother says: "Cheese, pls" Me: NO FUCKING WAY!!! | ||
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