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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Anything less and you're not playing enough. | ||
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Mobius
Canada1268 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
boxer swarm calm forge defense attorney (DA) guards natural turtle | ||
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:42 meeple wrote: When you're watching tv and continually hear normal words that have now taken a double meaning. boxer swarm calm forge defense attorney (DA) guards natural turtle haha once i was watching a documented on making miliary bases or something, they were talking about the rough cost of making a supply depot, i naturally assumed it was only 100 minerals | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
You try to teach your mom how to play, and explain to her the mechanics of PvsZ. You lost bar-fight and shouted GG. Micro and Macro now only remind you of StarCraft. APM also. You bring cake to a Lan party! (i didnt even get to eat any. *cries*) | ||
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Sc1pio
United States823 Posts
You blame the situation in Iraq on poor macro. | ||
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heroyi
United States1064 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:48 Sc1pio wrote: You blame stuff disappearing on DTs. You blame the situation in Iraq on poor macro. lmfao you win internet and minerals for that | ||
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ella_guru
Canada1741 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:44 wishbones wrote: You bring cake to a Lan party! (i didnt even get to eat any. *cries*) HAH! C U 2 NITE MAAAAANG | ||
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lone_hydra
Canada1460 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:25 craaaaack wrote: 2 years ago, while i was making out with a girl for the 2. time in my life she was sitting on my lap... So i was getting a boner i could kill people with.. started thinking about a zvt with 3 hatch muta where everything goes fine, you delay him with lings, get your mutas intime, do some dmg, get lurx out in time, rape his first push...WHILE A FUCKING DROPSHIP HAS KILLED EVERYTHING IN YOUR MAIN GODDAMN GG instabonerkill  yep, u play 2 much sc | ||
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StalinRusH
United States734 Posts
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caldo149
United States469 Posts
1: you tell your friends they require more minerals and vespene gas when they can't afford something. 2: people say words like "mine," "carrier," "push" or "pool" in everyday usage you get confused. 3: You tried to 1a2a3a into stores on Black Friday. 4: you press F2 when you want to go home. 5: you're scared that the shrimp you ordered will start flying and shooting glaive wurms at you. 6: stalagmites scare you into thinking there are Lurkers burrowed beneath you. 7: you try to attack anyone using a laser pointer to stop them from nuking the area. 8: you say "gg no re" whenever someone or something meets its demise. 9: you've forgotten there's a real game called Sim City. 10: you think icecubes are just water in Stasis. 11: you yell out "PLAAAAAAGGGUUUU!!!!" when someone is sick. 12: you thought the new movie Ninja Assassin was going to be about Dark Templar. 13: you thought the zoo was a Broodwar map because of the pandabearguy. 14: Destination is your destination. 15: you think it was actually Scourge that attacked the World Trade Center on 9/11 16: you think your company needs more supply depots to hire new employees. 17: you think you would have won that race if you had leg enhancements. 18: you're scared of Koreans. 19: you think the key to getting into a girl's pants is mining out the minerals in the back. 1, 8, and to a lesser extent 2, are real. | ||
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nevz
Sweden72 Posts
You're failing your uni courses in micro and macro economics because the only thing you can think of when you hear the class names is starcraft. | ||
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Triple7
United States656 Posts
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
2. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier 3. You know you play too much Starcraft when your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers 4. You know you play too much Starcraft when your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting. 5. Your father calls up a family meeting and tells that your family is broke, you order him to go gather moar minerals! 6. You poke your friends over and over to get them to say something stupid. 7. You sit in a cardboard box and pick your nose on a normal day at work. And the final one: + Show Spoiler + You understand all of this jokes...  | ||
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + You know you play too much Starcraft when you call your house your "Nexus". You know you play too much Starcraft when you play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS You know you play too much Starcraft when you decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!" You know you play too much Starcraft when you inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster. You know you play too much Starcraft when your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk. You know you play too much Starcraft when you try to Optical Flare your dog. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you. You know you play too much Starcraft when you went as a Zealot for Halloween. You know you play too much Starcraft when you have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case. You know you play too much Starcraft when you change religions. You are now part of the Khalai. You know you play too much Starcraft when the doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff." You know you play too much Starcraft when you force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle" You know you play too much Starcraft when you see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!" You know you play too much Starcraft when you worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers. You know you play too much Starcraft when you write all of these things out... You know you play too much Starcraft when you walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in. You know you play too much Starcraft when you mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan. You don't understand overpopulation. Why not build more supply depots? My personal fave: You attempted to warp into an Archon with your best friend. You try to eat your sister to gain more energy When you get peices of cardboard and make your bike look like a vulture riding around throwing rocks at old people thinking their infested terrans | ||
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ryuu_
United States1266 Posts
1.You make metaphorical comparisons using progamers and plays. 2.You win at a game and say GG nore 3.You ask your friend to start a club disguising it as another club just to get into the computer lab afterschool. 4.You expect any of your gamer friends to know who Boxer is. | ||
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valaki
Hungary2476 Posts
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zekie
Canada380 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:57 StalinRusH wrote: Rofl you know you play to much starcraft when your basically asleep in Psychology (like mid sleep mid awake) and you hear the teacher ask "whats a good positive re-enforcer" and you yell out Zealots in your state of sleep......not that this happened to me before...*cough cough* LOL what the hell did your teacher say to that? | ||
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
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johanes
Czech Republic2229 Posts
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