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heroyi
United States1064 Posts
 (hope didnt fail at search)You know you play too much Starcraft when_____ you know how to do this ill start You know you play too much Starcraft when you try to hotkey all the events in your life You know you play too much Starcraft when you see bunch of little kids running to a ice cream truck you scream ZERG RUSH. You know you play too much Starcraft when you hear about overpopulation and you think they need additional pylons go on | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
the obvious.. click+dragging icons on a desktop in class subconsciously | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
I type `0- -0` `0- -0` `0- a lot when I'm bored. I use n_n and -_- faces too much. I say gg in online conversations. | ||
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heroyi
United States1064 Posts
On November 29 2009 03:54 fanatacist wrote: I think more realistic ones would be funniest, like when you have dreams about StarCraft (detail necessary thnx), or when you have SC tendencies carry over to real life. on a side note my friend did have a dream about SC. he said that it was his dad and him being attacked by the zerg, zerglings were rushing them and they were killing masses with grenades and shit and they were trying to kill the queen zerg. of course at that time i was trying to teach him SC but he gave up saying its too hard and conole version was better lmao. he took the dream as a sign to quit SC. | ||
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Comeh
United States18918 Posts
On November 29 2009 03:54 fanatacist wrote: I say gg in real-life conversations. Whenever I go to the bathroom, for whatever reason, the words "double corsair DT build" come into my head, as if I were pondering the viability of such a build on a certain map. The sad thing is, I don't even play Protoss :[. | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On November 29 2009 03:58 heroyi wrote: on a side note my friend did have a dream about SC. he said that it was his dad and him being attacked by the zerg, zerglings were rushing them and they were killing masses with grenades and shit and they were trying to kill the queen zerg. of course at that time i was trying to teach him SC but he gave up saying its too hard and conole version was better lmao. he took the dream as a sign to quit SC. I have had so many dreams about SC it's not even funny -_- corrupted my young mind. Some intense ones where I was actually in the game like your friend, some where I was controlling the whole thing like the game itself, etc. Don't think I've ever won in my dreams. Subconscious defeatism. | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
I say GG way too much. Like even when my friend would tell me he got in a car crash and he never played starcraft before in his life i would say to him "gg man". Me and my friend everytime we see a huge crowd of people always joke about how easy it would be to psi storm them. I watch vods at school, and check Teamliquid at school and work all the time. | ||
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geegee1
United States618 Posts
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DarthThienAn
United States2734 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:01 Probe. wrote: I have the word protoss in every single password i use. (email, myspace, iccup, etc.) I say GG way too much. Like even when my friend would tell me he got in a car crash and he never played starcraft before in his life i would say to him "gg man". Me and my friend everytime we see a huge crowd of people always joke about how easy it would be to psi storm them. I watch vods at school, and check Teamliquid at school and work all the time. nah man, lurkers at each end of the path = ggggggg. It's easy to joke around with your friends though (the ones that play). | ||
JWD
United States12607 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
i came home to check up on the ladder :/ | ||
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Cu(oCo)
Italy358 Posts
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xiaofan
United States513 Posts
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dangots0ul
United States919 Posts
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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Soulforged
Latvia918 Posts
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craaaaack
479 Posts
So i was getting a boner i could kill people with.. started thinking about a zvt with 3 hatch muta where everything goes fine, you delay him with lings, get your mutas intime, do some dmg, get lurx out in time, rape his first push...WHILE A FUCKING DROPSHIP HAS KILLED EVERYTHING IN YOUR MAIN GODDAMN GG instabonerkill  | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:25 craaaaack wrote: 2 years ago, while i was making out with a girl for the 2. time in my life she was sitting on my lap... So i was getting a boner i could kill people with.. started thinking about a zvt with 3 hatch muta where everything goes fine, you delay him with lings, get your mutas intime, do some dmg, get lurx out in time, rape his first push...WHILE A FUCKING DROPSHIP HAS KILLED EVERYTHING IN YOUR MAIN GODDAMN GG instabonerkill wtf | ||
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Jenia6109
Russian Federation1612 Posts
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Anything less and you're not playing enough. | ||
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Mobius
Canada1268 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
boxer swarm calm forge defense attorney (DA) guards natural turtle | ||
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:42 meeple wrote: When you're watching tv and continually hear normal words that have now taken a double meaning. boxer swarm calm forge defense attorney (DA) guards natural turtle haha once i was watching a documented on making miliary bases or something, they were talking about the rough cost of making a supply depot, i naturally assumed it was only 100 minerals | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
You try to teach your mom how to play, and explain to her the mechanics of PvsZ. You lost bar-fight and shouted GG. Micro and Macro now only remind you of StarCraft. APM also. You bring cake to a Lan party! (i didnt even get to eat any. *cries*) | ||
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Sc1pio
United States823 Posts
You blame the situation in Iraq on poor macro. | ||
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heroyi
United States1064 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:48 Sc1pio wrote: You blame stuff disappearing on DTs. You blame the situation in Iraq on poor macro. lmfao you win internet and minerals for that | ||
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ella_guru
Canada1741 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:44 wishbones wrote: You bring cake to a Lan party! (i didnt even get to eat any. *cries*) HAH! C U 2 NITE MAAAAANG | ||
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lone_hydra
Canada1460 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:25 craaaaack wrote: 2 years ago, while i was making out with a girl for the 2. time in my life she was sitting on my lap... So i was getting a boner i could kill people with.. started thinking about a zvt with 3 hatch muta where everything goes fine, you delay him with lings, get your mutas intime, do some dmg, get lurx out in time, rape his first push...WHILE A FUCKING DROPSHIP HAS KILLED EVERYTHING IN YOUR MAIN GODDAMN GG instabonerkill yep, u play 2 much sc | ||
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StalinRusH
United States734 Posts
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caldo149
United States469 Posts
1: you tell your friends they require more minerals and vespene gas when they can't afford something. 2: people say words like "mine," "carrier," "push" or "pool" in everyday usage you get confused. 3: You tried to 1a2a3a into stores on Black Friday. 4: you press F2 when you want to go home. 5: you're scared that the shrimp you ordered will start flying and shooting glaive wurms at you. 6: stalagmites scare you into thinking there are Lurkers burrowed beneath you. 7: you try to attack anyone using a laser pointer to stop them from nuking the area. 8: you say "gg no re" whenever someone or something meets its demise. 9: you've forgotten there's a real game called Sim City. 10: you think icecubes are just water in Stasis. 11: you yell out "PLAAAAAAGGGUUUU!!!!" when someone is sick. 12: you thought the new movie Ninja Assassin was going to be about Dark Templar. 13: you thought the zoo was a Broodwar map because of the pandabearguy. 14: Destination is your destination. 15: you think it was actually Scourge that attacked the World Trade Center on 9/11 16: you think your company needs more supply depots to hire new employees. 17: you think you would have won that race if you had leg enhancements. 18: you're scared of Koreans. 19: you think the key to getting into a girl's pants is mining out the minerals in the back. 1, 8, and to a lesser extent 2, are real. | ||
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nevz
Sweden72 Posts
You're failing your uni courses in micro and macro economics because the only thing you can think of when you hear the class names is starcraft. | ||
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Triple7
United States656 Posts
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
2. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier 3. You know you play too much Starcraft when your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers 4. You know you play too much Starcraft when your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting. 5. Your father calls up a family meeting and tells that your family is broke, you order him to go gather moar minerals! 6. You poke your friends over and over to get them to say something stupid. 7. You sit in a cardboard box and pick your nose on a normal day at work. And the final one: + Show Spoiler + You understand all of this jokes...  | ||
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + You know you play too much Starcraft when you call your house your "Nexus". You know you play too much Starcraft when you play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS You know you play too much Starcraft when you decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!" You know you play too much Starcraft when you inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster. You know you play too much Starcraft when your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk. You know you play too much Starcraft when you try to Optical Flare your dog. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you. You know you play too much Starcraft when you went as a Zealot for Halloween. You know you play too much Starcraft when you have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case. You know you play too much Starcraft when you change religions. You are now part of the Khalai. You know you play too much Starcraft when the doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff." You know you play too much Starcraft when you force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle" You know you play too much Starcraft when you see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!" You know you play too much Starcraft when you worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers. You know you play too much Starcraft when you write all of these things out... You know you play too much Starcraft when you walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in. You know you play too much Starcraft when you mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan. You don't understand overpopulation. Why not build more supply depots? My personal fave: You attempted to warp into an Archon with your best friend. You try to eat your sister to gain more energy When you get peices of cardboard and make your bike look like a vulture riding around throwing rocks at old people thinking their infested terrans | ||
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ryuu_
United States1266 Posts
1.You make metaphorical comparisons using progamers and plays. 2.You win at a game and say GG nore 3.You ask your friend to start a club disguising it as another club just to get into the computer lab afterschool. 4.You expect any of your gamer friends to know who Boxer is. | ||
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valaki
Hungary2476 Posts
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zekie
Canada380 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:57 StalinRusH wrote: Rofl you know you play to much starcraft when your basically asleep in Psychology (like mid sleep mid awake) and you hear the teacher ask "whats a good positive re-enforcer" and you yell out Zealots in your state of sleep......not that this happened to me before...*cough cough* LOL what the hell did your teacher say to that? | ||
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
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johanes
Czech Republic2227 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
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ProoM
Lithuania1741 Posts
You know you play too much Starcraft when you think you see invisible unit's blur IRL (dt, obs, wraiths...) You know you play too much Starcraft when whenever you see red color, you look to the bottom left. You know you play too much Starcraft when all the stuff in your house looks similar to starcraft buildings/units. You know you play too much Starcraft when every person in the street looks like a progamer. | ||
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:37 fanatacist wrote: So many are so fake and lame ;_; agreed... i think the one i'm most guilty of is saying "gg/gg no re" or "alt qq" CONSTANTLY. heh | ||
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Kerl
Germany74 Posts
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4002 actually that may just make me a tl nerd  | ||
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
That one made me lol. Uhh, cant really say that anything from SC carries over to RL... | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
I check my ICCup gamelist and see like 8 games that I do not remember playing. I realize that I come home drunk after a party and play SC and lose about 80% of the time, then go upstairs and pass out and wake up 3 hours later thinking I'd been asleep for 6 or 7. Happens pretty often. I have almost 10000 posts on a StarCraft-based website. Whenever I hear sound effects from other games/movies they remind me of SC and I start getting flashbacks. I have ended many a conversation with my friends, potential and current girlfriends, saying I am busy, to go play SC. I never rage at ANYTHING harder than I rage at SC. A few days ago I had my first real road rage incident, some Indian woman almost merged into me and made me go over the curb and slam the emergency brake. The guy in front of her stopped to make her stop and to check if I was okay. I walked out of the car, came up to her window, tapped it, she rolled it down, and I roared "WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING? GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD." The woman started to cry. I got back in my car and drove away, pissed for the next 15 minutes. That was my first road rage incident - my last SC rage incident was a week ago, and it was about twice as bad as that. I usually have one incident per every 20 1v1s I play. | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:23 IceCube wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when you went as a Zealot for Halloween. Not even kidding, I actually did this when I was 5 in 2000. | ||
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:04 JeeJee wrote: when you instantly think of this thread http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4002 actually that may just make me a tl nerd LoL this one is amazing, 976. You say you raped somebody while at the dinner table, and your parents just dont get it. 977. Your a newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu. 978. Your laugh at the newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu because you think your better than him 979. Dream Team has nothing to do with sports 980. You wrote an email to Hot 486 complaining about when he dyed his hair pink 981. Blind people can play starcraft, I swears it! 982. The address bar of your internet explorer looks like this: Http://www.teamliquid.net Http://www.sclegacy.com Http://www.ygclan.net http://www.koreansluts.com(note: not sure if actual website) http://www.wgtour.com ect. 983. You went out as boxer for hallowe'en 984. Your best friend went as Yellow 985. You spent $200 on computer equipment so you could play better 986. Your pointer finger now has a permenant twitch in it because of your constant clicking 987. Your computer chair has an ass groove that nobody can destroy 988. Your thinking about disabling the windows key because it keeps minimizing your game 989. Starcraft action figures are collectables 990. The novels are as well 991. You brag about your APM at school 992. You get beat up because you wouldnt shut up about the game you got over 300 993. You have your computer clock set to korean time so you can watch MBC 994. You speak fluent konglish 995. Watching the 2001 Sky Starleague finals between BoxeR and Garimto is better than sex 996. Your birthday cake was in the shape of Garimto's head 997. You had the stripper at your batchelor party dress up in one of those space suits the pros wear 998. You found it more sexy when it was on 999. You then handed her a kerrigan outfit. 1000. You just thought up 25 of these so you could get 1001 | ||
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khersai
Poland366 Posts
nice talent toi have I guess | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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Monstah-_-
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On November 29 2009 04:25 Soulforged wrote: You know you play too much when you try to make timed build-orders for studying/dating/whatever. 8 school 10 math 12 science 14 literature 15 lunch break | ||
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StalinRusH
United States734 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:31 zekie wrote: LOL what the hell did your teacher say to that? she just kind of looked at me funny and asked me what. Which i played it off like i knew the answer | ||
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
yeah after you said that, it was GG. low eco or not, you still microd her to the other room | ||
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Monstah-_-
249 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:15 fanatacist wrote: I never rage at ANYTHING harder than I rage at SC. A few days ago I had my first real road rage incident, some Indian woman almost merged into me and made me go over the curb and slam the emergency brake. The guy in front of her stopped to make her stop and to check if I was okay. I walked out of the car, came up to her window, tapped it, she rolled it down, and I roared "WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING? GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD." The woman started to cry. I'm glad she started to cry tbh. People that drive like that don't deserve to be on the road. " 994. You speak fluent konglish " ROFL | ||
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Art.FeeL
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Loldts
United States66 Posts
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
Haha exactly what I thought when I read that. seriously wicked thing you did there bro. For starters don't kill the boner and secondly don't get affected sexually by thinking about Starcraft. | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:14 IceCube wrote: 3. You know you play too much Starcraft when your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers Nukes. Three nukes. | ||
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pR0gR4m3R
Spain1446 Posts
During dinner, my mother says: "Cheese, pls" Me: NO FUCKING WAY!!! | ||
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
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spinesheath
Germany8679 Posts
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + caught myself doing that -_- | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
You know... I bet if we took some measurements we could calculate the turning velocity and the force it would exert relative to the size of a marine... | ||
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kmdkt
Canada22 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:15 s.a.y wrote: i have a concert in an hour. i came home to check up on the ladder :/ i finished the concert, it was good. i gave autographs afterwards. during a chorus of a song, i was thinking about the ladder, and how idra is first again. damn. | ||
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ProoM
Lithuania1741 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:20 Pang0lin wrote: LoL this one is amazing, 976. You say you raped somebody while at the dinner table, and your parents just dont get it. 977. Your a newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu. 978. Your laugh at the newbie who thinks hes better than the other newbie who thinks hes gosu because you think your better than him 979. Dream Team has nothing to do with sports 980. You wrote an email to Hot 486 complaining about when he dyed his hair pink 981. Blind people can play starcraft, I swears it! 982. The address bar of your internet explorer looks like this: Http://www.teamliquid.net Http://www.sclegacy.com Http://www.ygclan.net http://www.koreansluts.com(note: not sure if actual website) http://www.wgtour.com ect. 983. You went out as boxer for hallowe'en 984. Your best friend went as Yellow 985. You spent $200 on computer equipment so you could play better 986. Your pointer finger now has a permenant twitch in it because of your constant clicking 987. Your computer chair has an ass groove that nobody can destroy 988. Your thinking about disabling the windows key because it keeps minimizing your game 989. Starcraft action figures are collectables 990. The novels are as well 991. You brag about your APM at school 992. You get beat up because you wouldnt shut up about the game you got over 300 993. You have your computer clock set to korean time so you can watch MBC 994. You speak fluent konglish 995. Watching the 2001 Sky Starleague finals between BoxeR and Garimto is better than sex 996. Your birthday cake was in the shape of Garimto's head 997. You had the stripper at your batchelor party dress up in one of those space suits the pros wear 998. You found it more sexy when it was on 999. You then handed her a kerrigan outfit. 1000. You just thought up 25 of these so you could get 1001 976 982 985 986 988 991 993 are so true about me lol :D | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:04 JeeJee wrote: when you instantly think of this thread http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4002 actually that may just make me a tl nerd So many people from that thread are banned lmao | ||
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Rainmaker5
United States1027 Posts
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number1gog
United States1081 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:02 nevz wrote: you know you play too much starcraft when: You're failing your uni courses in micro and macro economics because the only thing you can think of when you hear the class names is starcraft. You enroll in MicroEcon before MacroEcon because that's what Boxer would do  | ||
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pzea469
United States1520 Posts
you punch your computer and scream at it when you have a folder on your computer for games, and then another one for starcraft when you carry the game on a usb drive to play it everywhere you go | ||
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SlayerS_BunkiE
Canada1707 Posts
you often misread the following words: 1. donor = drone 2. datum = daum 3. programming = progaming 4. overload = overlord your dictionary/vocabulary has been altered 1. when you hear "goons", you don't think of bodyguards anymore 2. vulture is no longer a bird 3. observer is not a person who observes people 4. SC is not equal to Student Council 5. arbitrage? it's arbiter!!! 6. storm is not a member of x-men 7. 9-pool is not a billiards game, and of course 8. BOXER is not related to manny pacquaio (lol) if you see an asian and wondering if he/she is a korean, you want to scream "GEEGEE!" and wait for his/her reaction. whenever you go on vacation, you hunt for pro-gamers who are also on vacation (we were on cebu during the off-season and we were hunting for pro-gamers who might also be there but we failed to see one) and... you can tell how a game played out based on the "GEEGEE" scream of the commentators | ||
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
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Vestige
United States303 Posts
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Terranist
United States2496 Posts
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R A V
United States217 Posts
You then probably go and rewatch the VODs. God I feel addicted... | ||
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Toxic
Canada233 Posts
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DyEnasTy
United States3714 Posts
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mmgoose
769 Posts
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DyEnasTy
United States3714 Posts
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Tuke
Finland1666 Posts
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
On November 29 2009 10:05 DyEnasTy wrote: My wife and I decided if/when we have a girl were going to name her Scout. Then she will become useless at everything. Sorry man scouts are useless | ||
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Traveler
United States451 Posts
You know you play too much starcraft when words used in normal conversation make you think of progamers, free, light, flash, anytime, boxer, fantasy... | ||
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
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GGYouMake
United States69 Posts
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Japakazol
United States102 Posts
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
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Toads
Canada1795 Posts
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eNoq
Netherlands502 Posts
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Tom Phoenix
1114 Posts
PLAGUUUUUUUUUUUUU! RIVA! RIVA! RIVA! RIVA! | ||
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Pads
England3228 Posts
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
You use gg in real life You and your friends watch VODs and commentaries together and talk about the games over skype. And enjoy it immensely You don't understand some sentences at first because they contained progamer names in them like flash, or more recently intercom (inter.calm) You giggle after someone accidentally misspelled calm, 'clam' in real life Your new character in Dragon Age: Origins is named SaViOr You were angry at yourself for mis-capitalizing sAviOr You motivate yourself my thinking of Jaedong's death stare and how focused he was | ||
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Captain Mayhem
Sweden774 Posts
THIS is when you play TOO much. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=103312 | ||
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Cu(oCo)
Italy358 Posts
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Ian Ian Ian
915 Posts
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Sharp-eYe
Canada642 Posts
On November 29 2009 10:51 Tom Phoenix wrote: You know you played too much StarCraft when you start to immitate the MBCGame Commentators. PLAGUUUUUUUUUUUUU! RIVA! RIVA! RIVA! RIVA! I do this everyday at school with friends D: | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
On November 29 2009 09:01 pzea469 wrote: you know you play too much starcraft when: when you have a folder on your computer for games, and then another one for starcraft Shiiit Im guilty. | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
On November 29 2009 11:21 Captain Mayhem wrote: Hey, all I see is a bunch of healthy people who are dedicated to a game THIS is when you play TOO much. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=103312 holy shit 0.o | ||
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SilverA123
United States17 Posts
When you are not only president of, but obsess over your school's starcraft club to the point where you completely neglect your homework for a week while trying to set up a tourney. When you get strangely titillated when you see your girlfriend is shopping online with her left hand on the keyboard pressing the number keys and her right hand on the mouse dragging boxes and clicking When, instead of having a part time job during high school, you gamble over starcraft and rake in 200+ dollars a month. When you bring in your labtop to school in order to theorycraft during your free periods with your best friend When said best friend is the "biggest loser in the school full of kids with an average SAT score of 2250" just because he is a C/C+ ranked Zerg and you two bonded over Battle.net in BGH pub stomps All those apply to me I have no regrets | ||
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druj
137 Posts
when you start being able to type faster than anyone you know. when you drunk-murmur "1a2a3a4a into the vajajay" on a one night stand. When you draw pictures of siege tanks and sunken colonies over your psych notes on human sexuality. When you see pigeons shit from the sky you think of that image macro of a mutalisk. When you stare into a jewelry store and all you can think about is what looks like pylons and gateways symmetrically composed together. When you start wondering what the world would be like if everyone played starcraft and how good each person on the bus would appear to be by their mannerisms, reaction times, and general frankness to random stimuli. When you have pimples on your face and you think about reavers popping larvaes. When your playing starfox 64 with a buddy and you wonder why hitting the c buttons doesn't make you invisible and constantly break or boost till the point he thinks your insane. This is all theoretical btw. | ||
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Cu(oCo)
Italy358 Posts
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Waffles
Romania605 Posts
During my sats this guy was like DRIVINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu | ||
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[ZiNC]Ling
United States69 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:38 Mobius wrote: when you make your girlfriend watch starcraft with you? I did that and we're no longer going out anymore ): Aw too bad Mobius! Clearly she wasn't a very good girlfriend. On November 29 2009 05:34 johanes wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when you have sex (involving other person) during watching PL match I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position. | ||
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Gnaix
United States438 Posts
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Vathus
Canada404 Posts
I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position. lol that's fucked | ||
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Cu(oCo)
Italy358 Posts
I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position. lol | ||
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
On November 29 2009 12:37 [ZiNC]Ling wrote: lolAw too bad Mobius! Clearly she wasn't a very good girlfriend. I have actually done this >_> I also made my partner commentate the game because I couldn't see it from my position. | ||
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wok
United States504 Posts
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hellokitty[hk]
United States1309 Posts
Damn teachers are going to be like wtf T.T. | ||
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Cu(oCo)
Italy358 Posts
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DyEnasTy
United States3714 Posts
On November 29 2009 10:18 Probe. wrote: Then she will become useless at everything. Sorry man scouts are useless Its better than any other SC related girl name. And my wife came up with it unknowing that was an SC unit. | ||
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ProoM
Lithuania1741 Posts
On November 29 2009 10:53 rockon1215 wrote: You relate economics to SC Macro You use gg in real life You and your friends watch VODs and commentaries together and talk about the games over skype. And enjoy it immensely You don't understand some sentences at first because they contained progamer names in them like flash, or more recently intercom (inter.calm) You giggle after someone accidentally misspelled calm, 'clam' in real life Your new character in Dragon Age: Origins is named SaViOr You were angry at yourself for mis-capitalizing sAviOr You motivate yourself my thinking of Jaedong's death stare and how focused he was he wasn't focused, he was blind. | ||
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FonzeXD
United States220 Posts
You know you've played this game too much if you log onto bnet and 13 of the 25 people in your friend list instantly say "WSSUP GAME?" xD | ||
DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:24 valaki wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when you know more than 30 progamer's real name. (and you're not familiar with korean names) Guilty as charged. | ||
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
On November 30 2009 03:00 FonzeXD wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when you're on MSN and you accidentally type /f l.. xD happens wayyy too much... that and /stats you know you play starcraft too much when you ask a bully for a BO7 afterschool and say GGNORE afterwards to be BM. you know you play starcraft too much when your paper looks like this... "kantian ethics have its flaws because of conflicts in 1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a 4sz5sz6sz7sz4sz5s6sz7sz4sh5sh6sh7sh" | ||
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Sc1pio
United States823 Posts
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
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Sharp-eYe
Canada642 Posts
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
none of this shit applies cuz i never play anymore. Fuckin poker.. | ||
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Tonyy
United States86 Posts
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theobsessed1
United States576 Posts
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
On November 30 2009 03:21 HazMat wrote: Everytime you see an Asian person you wonder if they're gosu at Starcraft starcraft is just korean... its not that much more popular in japan or china than it is here... | ||
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XsebT
Denmark2980 Posts
...When you feel like you have a special bond to that korean down the local store. ...When you sing a song dedicated to a korean starcraft progamer about being gay for him. ...When you feel superior to people that don't play starcraft, and go: do you even know what apm is? | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". 15. When you photoshop defilers all over a picture of the 14th century Bubonic Plague 16. When you set Kerrigan as your desktop and stare at it for 5 minutes before moving again. | ||
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Nub4ever
Canada1981 Posts
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out nice ones :O | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
And the most embarassing. 1 and 10 both happened after a late night gaming session, so now you see. | ||
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9287
United States134 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
You seem to have overlooked number 6. | ||
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". some of these are pretty good and made me giggle like a school girl | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On November 30 2009 10:55 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: You seem to have overlooked number 6. I state number 6 proudly. | ||
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". These are all hilarious. Good job. | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + when u play sc all night, wake up at 17:18, look at the clock and think to yourself "shit i need additional supply depot" | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
15. When you photoshop defilers all over a picture of the 14th century Bubonic Plague 16. When you set Kerrigan as your desktop and stare at it for 5 minutes before moving again. | ||
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29 fps
United States5724 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: These all happened to me: You know when you play too much StarCraft: 1. When on the Pre-SAT where it said race you put Protoss. 2. When getting dissed you say "At least I have 170 APM! How much do you have? Like 20?" 3. When you talk about StarCraft so much you get your Korean friend to quit. 4. When you buy the Rosetta Stone CD for Korean. 5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU 6. When you have masturbated to the picture of Sarah Kerrigan on the SC2 website. 7. When you are sexually pleased by the Valkyrie. 8. When you print out the latest TL article every day during free period. 9. When you run the mile in gym class you scream ZERG RUSH! 10. When asked on a history test, "What was the role of the French corsair" you write "To prevent Mutalisk harrassment" 11. When you see a guy on a motorcycle you wonder where the spidermines come out 12. When you hear the word "liquid" in science class you immediately think "Team" 13. When you play more StarCraft than all the other people in your school combined and multiplied by 2 14. When you make 8 consecutive Facebook posts with the words "construct", "additional", and "pylons". number 6 is really wtf | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Once again I'm proud of it. And 17. You know when you've played too much Starcraft when you create a Facebook group dedicated to this thread | ||
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onihunter
United States515 Posts
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DarthThienAn
United States2734 Posts
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saltywet
Hong Kong1316 Posts
"something on ya mind??" "i dig!" "ready to roll out!" "SCV, good to go sir!" "affirmative, sir!" "warp field, stabilized" "thoughts in chaos..." | ||
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Marksman
Malaysia523 Posts
When you play Starcraft during a plane flight. When you download Starcraft to play it while being overseas on a holiday | ||
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
I've pointed one of those signs out to my friends before. They laughed at me... | ||
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
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iSiN
United States1075 Posts
You see someone in art class eating M&Ms and you frantically start making lurkers out of clay. | ||
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FonzeXD
United States220 Posts
On November 30 2009 03:19 Sharp-eYe wrote: You know you have played too much sc when you're MSN pick is of a Pro gamer, and your PM is about the OSL Hahahahaha XD | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + guilty as charged | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
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Thepulo
United States3 Posts
You know you play too much Starcraft when you play in your friends car on the way to another friends house where you continue to play Starcraft winning 1v2, and then you leave to another friends house several hours later to play some 2v2s.. | ||
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Altair
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p4ge
Canada160 Posts
u know u play too much starcraft when you have a dream and when you wake up you try to save the replay | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
to choose "nicknames" for laser tag.. i put "slayersboxer" LOOOOOOOOL it was epic fun though. | ||
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WakaDoDo
Sweden1183 Posts
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Headlines
United States482 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + When someone talks about American slavery, you think of black dudes in SCV suits. | ||
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GinNtoniC
Sweden2945 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + [19:53] <@littlechava> i had a really fucked up dream last night [19:54] <@deekay|> oh really [19:54] <@littlechava> i was playing a zvz [19:54] <@littlechava> i went 12 hatch he went 9 pool [19:54] <@littlechava> so i had to cancel my hatch and sunk up [19:54] <@littlechava> then he exped before me [19:54] <@littlechava> and made spores [19:54] <@littlechava> and went mass queen [19:54] <@littlechava> and to broodling me [19:54] <@littlechava> i didnt get to the end of the game in the dream [19:55] <@littlechava> but i was playing lastshadow [19:55] <@littlechava> so humiliating [19:55] <@deekay|> .... [19:55] <@littlechava> dunno how i knew it was him [19:55] <@littlechava> i just did [19:55] <@littlechava> worst nightmare i've ever had [19:56] <@Nyovne> just [19:56] <@deekay|> quit sc [19:56] <@Nyovne> wow That made my addiction feel A-ok | ||
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
Heres the link to the original Too Much SC | ||
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On December 01 2009 05:03 Headlines wrote: Racist? + Show Spoiler + When someone talks about American slavery, you think of black dudes in SCV suits. No just funny... *sighs at political correctness* | ||
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stroggos
New Zealand1543 Posts
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hyst.eric.al
United States2332 Posts
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odeSSa
Sweden198 Posts
.When your girlfriend makes medic sounds to turn you on When you on several occasions notice different Starcraft units with your peripheral vision, for example: when on bicycle ducking a shuttle that turns out to be a yellow car, or weird trees that look like ultralisks | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
You know you play too much Starcraft when you go to the toilet and attack it by putting your chubmarine in "Siege mode" | ||
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9287
United States134 Posts
..it really happens lol | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
You know you play too much starcraft when you log onto TL everytime you turn on your comp | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
Seriously, what the hell? | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On December 01 2009 07:52 DreaM)XeRO wrote: You know you play too much starcraft when you start thinking of new build orders in math class You know you play too much starcraft when you log onto TL everytime you turn on your comp Check and check. Also, 4 T1's in a row. | ||
Xeofreestyler
Belgium6771 Posts
On December 01 2009 06:47 odeSSa wrote: When your girlfriend makes medic sounds to turn you on dude. win. also no worries im a T1 fan there's no combobreaker | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On December 01 2009 09:57 Xeofreestyler wrote: dude. win. also no worries im a T1 fan there's no combobreaker I hope you don't mean the sound when she dies, odeSSa. | ||
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
On December 01 2009 06:47 odeSSa wrote: You name your cat Tassador (yeah i know its Tassadar but my gf couldnt pronounce it.. .lol, i had a turtle named NaDa  | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
NaDa clue why you would do such a thing | ||
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Navane
Netherlands2748 Posts
ctrl-1 f5 ctrl-2 f5 ctrl-3 f5 | ||
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jamster1211
Taiwan153 Posts
So when he goes up he says "Japan would of surrendered because they were running low on minerals" Another friend of mine was doing a presentation on the puritans and he said, "early puritans lived in caves because they didnt have enough supply depots" :D | ||
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Always
United States376 Posts
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
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aiyeeta
United States199 Posts
The ones I'm most guilty of: Looking at the time and seeing "6:42pm" as "642APM" and wondering how the hell someone can spam that hard, then wondering how your eyes got so retarded. Responding to legitimate questions with Starcraft build orders. "So how'd you do on that test? The question about the sin of theta, blah blah blah..." "Oh, well I opened with a 9 pool speed to try to run past the cannons, but his wall was pretty good..." Giving build orders for advice (I do it in real life too): http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=105330¤tpage=2#24 You cut people off in arguments and say things like "Yes, I just 4 pooled your counter-arguments, get out of my game, GG" | ||
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Shield
Bulgaria4824 Posts
On December 04 2009 08:10 Always wrote: When you spam rectangles over the icons on your desktop while waiting... for anything. Actually, I used to do this in school when I had IT lessons, lol. | ||
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ThePsiTooz
New Zealand27 Posts
On December 04 2009 08:53 aiyeeta wrote: this thread is made of pure, blissful, 100%, low fat, partially hydrogenated "win" The ones I'm most guilty of: Looking at the time and seeing "6:42pm" as "642APM" and wondering how the hell someone can spam that hard, then wondering how your eyes got so retarded. Responding to legitimate questions with Starcraft build orders. "So how'd you do on that test? The question about the sin of theta, blah blah blah..." "Oh, well I opened with a 9 pool speed to try to run past the cannons, but his wall was pretty good..." Giving build orders for advice (I do it in real life too): http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=105330¤tpage=2#24 You cut people off in arguments and say things like "Yes, I just 4 pooled your counter-arguments, get out of my game, GG" That analogy of talking to a girl was so win! | ||
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[wh]_ForAlways
United States235 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
When my friends get into a mass argument and I have to break it up / when we learned about Genghis Khan uniting all the Mongol tribes I'm thinking of Artanis uniting all the protoss in Legacy of the Void. When playing basketball in gym and explaining to my friend why the other team won, I said "Well you see, pretend they're all Zerglings. If they go 9 pool speed and surround us, then one or two will get past our defenses and wreak havoc in our mineral line, what we need to do is position the Zealots in a way that they can't box us in" | ||
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yarkO
Canada810 Posts
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Nub4ever
Canada1981 Posts
On December 04 2009 08:57 slimshady wrote: Actually, I used to do this in school when I had IT lessons, lol. I still do it when I'm bored | ||
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Navi
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The three and a half hour long one. | ||
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0mgVitaminE
United States1278 Posts
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NastyMarine
United States1252 Posts
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vx70GTOJudgexv
United States3161 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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Orcus
United States8 Posts
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NiGoL
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White_Raven
Australia178 Posts
When you get frustrated with something and say 'power overwhelming' to help you out When you can never look at or say the word pool the same way ever again When you believe that all thunderstorms and hurricanes are caused by some cheeky HT drop | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
gotta gotta gotta cut back on the drugs | ||
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
Also I'm referring to my bicycle as my vulture BIKE | ||
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RemYnisce
United States24 Posts
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ZooG
Sweden618 Posts
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On December 16 2009 22:09 ZooG wrote: You know you play to much sc when you buy a soap cus its called "Marine" You also know that you chose the best and hardest race in the game ;P | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On December 16 2009 22:18 Foucault wrote: You also know that you chose the best and hardest race in the game ;P does this have to seep into every thread? god just get out | ||
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FaCE_1
Canada6172 Posts
On December 07 2009 19:50 vx70GTOJudgexv wrote: When the majority of your score in Bejeweld Blitz is time bonus because you spam the hell out of the board. does that really work, just turning random thing all around the board.. gotta try that :D | ||
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DM20
Canada544 Posts
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yhnmk
Canada630 Posts
On November 30 2009 08:46 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: LOL! I've done that!5. When you see a Korean you want to ask his race and favorite MU | ||
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UFO
582 Posts
You know you play too much when seeing nice lady you tell yourself not to siege. You know you play to much SC when you missjudge potato soup for swarm and start looking for a defiler. You know you play too much when you see bleeding scar on your hand and start wondering when the hell did u get plagued. When you see someone walking too slow, you wonder " wtf , got esnared or wat o,o " | ||
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vOddy
Sweden402 Posts
You know you play too much StarCraft when in school, having nothing to do, you start typing "1a2a3a4a5a6a7a" really fast on the school computer keyboard. You know you play too much StarCraft when you skip sleeping entire nights from time to time. They all happened to me. Also, I walked past a restaurant named Restaurant Maestro. All I could think about was the Maestro Of Zerg. | ||
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UFO
582 Posts
When you name someone sucking at ur school football game ' fucking chobo' When you rank girls appearance by iccup ranks. 'she`s b+ man ' | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
you see progamer resemblances with your classmates asap.. | ||
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NastyMarine
United States1252 Posts
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Vestige
United States303 Posts
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Sharp-eYe
Canada642 Posts
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On December 17 2009 01:48 NastyMarine wrote: when you your ADHD kicks in and your realize you stopped making SCVs; only to remind yourself that "wtf, your not even playing, Nicholas." When you're idly scribbling something while listening to your professor give a lecture, and when you look down at what your pen is doing you see 0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p0p9p | ||
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Deathfate
Spain555 Posts
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NeCroPoTeNce
United States513 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
23. And when you paint a wood block orange just to sand it. One day if someone threatens me I'll blow it all over him so he can't attack me. | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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Imbu
United States903 Posts
When you argue with your friends that, yes indeed StarCraft is a sport. | ||
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BachHo
United States170 Posts
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EliteGaming
Dominican Republic97 Posts
On November 29 2009 10:10 DyEnasTy wrote: And you know your playing too much SC if while having sex, in order to make yourself last longer you start thinking about your Siege Expand BO. omg i did the 9min push | ||
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
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vRoOk
United States1024 Posts
On November 29 2009 10:08 mmgoose wrote: when you start correcting people that not all asians look alike. This. | ||
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:45 Art.FeeL wrote: You know you play too much starcraft when you have to go asleep at 10PM, and then you wake up at 1AM while everyone is asleep just to play starcraft in peace. Then at 7 Am you go go to school Shit man, I feel you. It's 2 AM for me though. | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
On November 29 2009 03:54 QuoC wrote: uhhh... lol.. the obvious.. click+dragging icons on a desktop in class subconsciously -_- I do this all the time. | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
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Everywhere
United States97 Posts
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
On December 16 2009 23:43 SilverSkyLark wrote: when.... you see progamer resemblances with your classmates asap.. Oh god, there is a kid in my class that looks Just like Nal_rA and another who looks like  ZerO. | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
You ask every Korean you talk to if they play Starcraft. | ||
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vx70GTOJudgexv
United States3161 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:06 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: 23. And when you paint a wood block orange just to sand it. One day if someone threatens me I'll blow it all over him so he can't attack me. This is pure epicness hahahahahaha. | ||
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G5
United States2898 Posts
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
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Cedstick
Canada3336 Posts
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Suc
Australia1569 Posts
On December 17 2009 17:19 uglymoose89 wrote: Oh god, there is a kid in my class that looks Just like Nal_rA and another who looks like ZerO.There's a guy in my class that looks EXACTLY like Hyuk, it freaks me out sometimes.edit: lol TLPD-ise got just in the quote. | ||
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Gangrel
United States137 Posts
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AntiHack
Switzerland553 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
26. When you play the "do you seek knowledge of time travel" trick on all your friends. | ||
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sprawlers
Norway439 Posts
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United States11320 Posts
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sprawlers
Norway439 Posts
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United States10328 Posts
On December 18 2009 12:31 lingallin wrote: It's your last exam tomorow and you've spent the last 3 nights at school, playing bw. huh this is pretty close to what I did this week except 2 nights and no exams, just projects | ||
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Entertaining
Canada793 Posts
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Cedstick
Canada3336 Posts
On December 18 2009 13:14 Entertaining wrote: you know you play too much starcraft when ur sitting in math class wondering why the equation goes 1a+2a+5a and try to correct it. T.T What do you mean, "correct it"? When I play Bio my medics are 1, marines 2 and vessels 5. Seems proper to me! | ||
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orangeshines
United Kingdom202 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On December 18 2009 12:24 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: 25. When you jump out of your house screaming "It is a good day to die!" 26. When you play the "do you seek knowledge of time travel" trick on all your friends. I dont get the second one. | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Walk with friend ask him "Do you seek knowledge of time travel?" (arbiter quote) when he says yes say "Ok, here's your first lesson." Jerk back an inch and say "Do you seek knowledge of time travel?" | ||
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zer0access
Russian Federation41 Posts
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Scaramanga
Australia8090 Posts
On December 18 2009 17:36 orangeshines wrote: When you reply to your work emails with:
LOL This made my day Its when instead of saying thats no effort at all, saying thats no kim jung woo at all | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On December 19 2009 02:16 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: Walk with friend ask him "Do you seek knowledge of time travel?" (arbiter quote) when he says yes say "Ok, here's your first lesson." Jerk back an inch and say "Do you seek knowledge of time travel?" That's an arbiter quote? lol, I play protoss and use arbiters frequently, but did not know that. | ||
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IronWolf
South Africa315 Posts
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Suc
Australia1569 Posts
On December 22 2009 19:34 Scaramanga wrote: Its when instead of saying thats no effort at all, saying thats no kim jung woo at all HAHAHAHA I actually laughed out loud really loudly at this, props to you sir! | ||
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rel
Guam3521 Posts
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orangeshines
United Kingdom202 Posts
On December 22 2009 20:00 Suc wrote: HAHAHAHA I actually laughed out loud really loudly at this, props to you sir! lol I actually have to make efforts not to spell ''effort'' EffOrt. I have to write it at least once though, ponder whether I should send the email like that and in the end decide its not worth it and spell it effort once more but not without regrets. | ||
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mmgoose
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mmgoose
769 Posts
On December 22 2009 20:37 rel wrote: When you compare anything skill related to BoxeR's marine micro. no, rainbow reebaaaas | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6635 Posts
On December 22 2009 19:44 Mastermind wrote: That's an arbiter quote? lol, I play protoss and use arbiters frequently, but did not know that. It's one of the rare things that units say, try clicking on an arbiter a bunch of times and eventually it will say it. | ||
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Kacas
Brazil3143 Posts
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FoBuLouS
United States570 Posts
when no other game is as skill intensive as sc. when you draw sc stuff in your notes during class when you try to stay awake in class my reaver microing in your head | ||
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ZeroCartin
Costa Rica2390 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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BookTwo
1985 Posts
On February 09 2010 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your ICCup rank is higher than your actual grades. this guy has just solved the thread. | ||
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
On February 09 2010 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your ICCup rank is higher than your actual grades. | ||
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On February 09 2010 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your ICCup rank is higher than your actual grades. | ||
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leejas
United States440 Posts
On February 09 2010 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your ICCup rank is higher than your actual grades. My goal right now is to get my ICCUP rating higher than my SAT score. | ||
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dibban
Sweden1279 Posts
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Kiante
Australia7069 Posts
D+ protoss, A engineering (equivilent) | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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TT1
Canada10009 Posts
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Xiphos
Canada7507 Posts
On February 10 2010 11:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: when your ringtones and alerts on your mobile phone are SC sounds. This and that your Iccup rank is higher than grade thingy. I remember one time at Advance Function class, my phone rang and then it was like "Receiving transmission, nuclear launch detected!" Everybody in the class was like laughing at me but screw them man! | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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Ota Solgryn
Denmark2011 Posts
On February 09 2010 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your ICCup rank is higher than your actual grades. hahaha.. funny because it is true. | ||
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zergnewb
United States816 Posts
On February 09 2010 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your ICCup rank is higher than your actual grades. What if our rank is D and the rank is still higher? Does that mean I'm playing too much or not enough...? | ||
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White_Raven
Australia178 Posts
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magh
Sweden95 Posts
It's that for me, but with SC. I dream about games I play, me being zerg and opponent being Terran. I always have bad dreams about tanks. Fucking siege tanks. My worst nightmare. Mech Terran advancing on the map, cornering me. And all I do is shit, just like the "hit-like-a-girl"-dreams. My macro is soooo slow. And I just throw hydras, after hydras, and they all melt. MELT! Oh, they melt so fast... Btw i hate siege tanks | ||
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Ozarugold
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Belgium6586 Posts
this it really i always drepressed when i lost i become bm lol | ||
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Belgium6586 Posts
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s_86
United States191 Posts
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
On November 29 2009 06:25 Necosarius wrote: When you are in a bad mood and your girlfriend immediatly thinks it's because you lost a TvP. This has happened to me several times, she's usually right too... When you recite build orders in your head to control an erection. When you have to get to a certain iccup rank before end of season whilst gf wants you to come to bed. When you ask to have GG instead of RIP on your gravestone. When you admire the macro and hatchery count of your cockroach infestation. When your attraction towards korean women seems to increase the more you watch korean men play SC. When you start learning korean so you can understand the commentators. When you regularly use GG as a noun, verb and adjective. | ||
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gulii
Sweden2791 Posts
On March 01 2010 21:49 Scarecrow wrote: When you recite build orders in your head to control an erection. LOL! Is it only me or do this also bother someone else? I cant stop laughing! I wonder if you also rush her.. | ||
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magh
Sweden95 Posts
On March 01 2010 22:02 gulii wrote: LOL! Is it only me or do this also bother someone else? I cant stop laughing! I wonder if you also rush her.. Actually, it works great if you are about to come... But ofcourse I never need to do that... because I am a man. I am manly. | ||
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MorroW
Sweden3522 Posts
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Avius
Iraq1796 Posts
On March 01 2010 21:49 Scarecrow wrote: When you admire the macro and hatchery count of your cockroach infestation. I laughed so hard, thanks for this. This quote needs more love :D | ||
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illu
Canada2531 Posts
On February 09 2010 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your ICCup rank is higher than your actual grades. How hard is that? Doing nothing on ICCUP = D, Doing nothing in class = F | ||
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Sadistx
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
On March 02 2010 01:14 illu wrote: How hard is that? Doing nothing on ICCUP = D, Doing nothing in class = F Ret doing nothing = A | ||
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jonnyp
United States415 Posts
On March 01 2010 21:49 Scarecrow wrote: This has happened to me several times, she's usually right too... When you recite build orders in your head to control an erection. When you have to get to a certain iccup rank before end of season whilst gf wants you to come to bed. When you ask to have GG instead of RIP on your gravestone. When you admire the macro and hatchery count of your cockroach infestation. When your attraction towards korean women seems to increase the more you watch korean men play SC. When you start learning korean so you can understand the commentators. When you regularly use GG as a noun, verb and adjective. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long long time xD. I literally loled. | ||
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Murlox
France1699 Posts
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Belgium6586 Posts
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Mortician
Bulgaria2332 Posts
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BisuFanBoy
United States14 Posts
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alOneT_T
Canada8 Posts
When i play over 600 games a season. When i continually say ez pz to people. When i tell people in real life to stop being bm. When i take off work just to stay home and play starcraft. | ||
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JJaShik
Korea (South)4 Posts
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l10f
United States3241 Posts
On March 02 2010 09:45 JJaShik wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when your name is Bri** Ka** Stop making obscure references that nobody else but you and I will ever know. | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
On March 02 2010 03:33 Murlox wrote: ... when you read "Hydralisk" on your shampoo while showering. Wait what? ...I thought I saw a zealot floating in my cereal today though... | ||
GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On March 02 2010 06:16 Mortician wrote: Why dont you just let this thread die? because this thread is amazing ^^;; | ||
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
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SoL[9]
Portugal1370 Posts
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SoL[9]
Portugal1370 Posts
Delete plz | ||
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
On March 02 2010 17:24 3clipse wrote: I just accidentally typed MSL referencing into google to help me format my art history paper. ahahaha, that's awesome. I find myself doing that a lot with SC stuffs, as well as with things outside of SC. | ||
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InFdude
Bulgaria619 Posts
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Jenia6109
Russian Federation1612 Posts
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Mr.Silent[a51]
United States3 Posts
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r4j2ill
Canada111 Posts
and i say imba and ppl like???? | ||
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Kim_Hyun_Han
706 Posts
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magh
Sweden95 Posts
On March 03 2010 00:18 Mr.Silent[a51] wrote: You know u play to much starcraft when.... Your at home comfy watching t.v and u all of a suddenn hear a airplane outside flying over head and the only thing ur mind can scream is REAVER DROP!!!! You don't play enough sc, my good sir. At home... watching tv? wtf? if u are at home and "have nothing to do", you play SC. you have never "nothing to do" when you are a gamer. k? | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
She stops. Then I roll up, and stop. She is still sitting there? Then she starts waving at me to go. So my nerdrage takes over... + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://inflatusveritas.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fffuuu.png?w=359&h=298) And I yell about how "it's your fucking turn god damnit, you got there first... don't you even know how this works?!?!?!?" Then I tell my wife, "you always know when you see a woman driving an SCV they are just going to stop and let everyone else drive around them." She knows enough about Starcraft to be able to make fun of how much I've been playing lately | ||
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Wings
United States999 Posts
also when you're working on compsci iterables and you happen across a stack and can only think of mutalisks, or when you start seeing the world as high-ground vs low-ground, and that I better be standing on the high ground... yes I'm a terran. | ||
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Prof. Protoss
Germany744 Posts
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Genesis Brood
United States193 Posts
On April 16 2010 05:26 cursor wrote: We were driving today, and a woman in an SUV pulls up to a stop sign before me. She stops. Then I roll up, and stop. She is still sitting there? Then she starts waving at me to go. So my nerdrage takes over... + Show Spoiler + And I yell about how "it's your fucking turn god damnit, you got there first... don't you even know how this works?!?!?!?" Then I tell my wife, "you always know when you see a woman driving an SCV they are just going to stop and let everyone else drive around them." She knows enough about Starcraft to be able to make fun of how much I've been playing lately lol you know you play too much when even your wife understands SC terminology | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
her handle is BunkerGirl... because the best we can get her to do is make a lot of bunkers and hide. She get's really scared | ||
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NewMax
Norway2 Posts
How do you play bw on B.net when you are on a LAN without that insane lag ? I Know there are threads about it and many opinions on how to do it, but seriously.. Do anyone actually know something that works ? | ||
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elf_01
United States168 Posts
Rectangles on desktop icons GG no re in convos. I accidentally say Stork in IRL convos. When my non-starcraft-loving friends start to get my SC inside jokes cos I use them so much. Whenever my friends and I see a large clump of people, we go, either: STORMUUUU or Nuclear Launch Detected. etc. | ||
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Bwenjarin Raffrack
United States322 Posts
 Hwasin microing his vultures, I walked outside to my car. There was a bird's nest that had fallen on the front lawn, and glancing up and seeing it in my peripheral vision, I had the brief thought, "Holy shit, it's two lurkers!" accompanied by a massive adrenaline spike as I feared that they would shoot at me. Immediately after that gut reaction, I announced to myself that I'm a massive idiot and should really, really get some more sleep. | ||
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oskuboi
Finland72 Posts
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WeSt
Portugal918 Posts
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ooni
Australia1498 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Don't worry guys got 95+ on my second try ^_^ | ||
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OPSavioR
Sweden1465 Posts
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tdsamardzhiev
Bulgaria9 Posts
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J1.au
Australia3596 Posts
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Corrupt
Bulgaria1312 Posts
(true story) | ||
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Emon_
3925 Posts
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VarsityUser
United States84 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
Happened to me once, I got scared for a second then I realized it was just a poorly folded shirt. | ||
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Soap
Brazil1546 Posts
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Simsar
Sweden27 Posts
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Phrujbaz
Netherlands512 Posts
On May 09 2010 04:27 Simsar wrote: When you find yourself trying to hotkey your bookmarks for faster access :D Check out google chrome + vimium (firefox + vimperator works, but firefox is too slow in general) | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
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UFO
582 Posts
On April 16 2010 23:09 OPSavioR wrote: when you .... post here When you .... don`t even have the time to post here | ||
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oo_xerox
United States852 Posts
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oo_xerox
United States852 Posts
- When you see a red dot on the street and star running like a little girl - When you are korean - When in most of your dreams tassadar and you are doing creepy stuff. - When you dont now shit about politics, only that mengsk is emperor of....[i dont recall, wtf is he emperor?] - When you throw things in your class and say "Theyll never now wath hit`em" - When you dont eat, your restoring HP - When you are not without money, you just "require more minerals" - When you go to wallmart constantly asking for stimpacks. - When you needed more micro for that exam. - When you spent 5 hours looking for your house lift button. - When you arent fast, youre rusher - When you argue with your friends and biology teachers, explaining them the biggest land animal is the fucking ultralisk, not the elephant. - When your mom calls ya and you say "scv good to go sir" - When right now the StarCraft CD is in your pc - When you f5 tl.net every 5 minutes and its your homepage - When your family album is filled with starcraft screenshots - When everytime you watch aliens, you explain to everyone that those are hidralisks. - When you see those tv assholes worrying about nuclears disasters when they only need to find the cloaked ghost. - When you are fucking with your GF, and suddenly start turning on and off your room lights like your creating something. - When you think every RTS except SC sucks without even playing it. - When you dont go anywhere without an Obs. - When you run out of cash, start looking for expos. - When you left something at home and try to recall it. - When you watch history channel or read history books, you wander why they didnt atack the expos. - When youre house doesnt have a door, but a barrack that you lift every time you go out. - When you wonder why dropships only held 8 people and airplaines over a hundred. - When youre subconcius voice is the overmind. There, close thread | ||
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oo_xerox
United States852 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:58 caldo149 wrote: + Show Spoiler + you know you play too much starcraft when: 1: you tell your friends they require more minerals and vespene gas when they can't afford something. 2: people say words like "mine," "carrier," "push" or "pool" in everyday usage you get confused. 3: You tried to 1a2a3a into stores on Black Friday. 4: you press F2 when you want to go home. 5: you're scared that the shrimp you ordered will start flying and shooting glaive wurms at you. 6: stalagmites scare you into thinking there are Lurkers burrowed beneath you. 7: you try to attack anyone using a laser pointer to stop them from nuking the area. 8: you say "gg no re" whenever someone or something meets its demise. 9: you've forgotten there's a real game called Sim City. 10: you think icecubes are just water in Stasis. 11: you yell out "PLAAAAAAGGGUUUU!!!!" when someone is sick. 12: you thought the new movie Ninja Assassin was going to be about Dark Templar. 13: you thought the zoo was a Broodwar map because of the pandabearguy. 14: Destination is your destination. 15: you think it was actually Scourge that attacked the World Trade Center on 9/11 16: you think your company needs more supply depots to hire new employees. 17: you think you would have won that race if you had leg enhancements. 18: you're scared of Koreans. 19: you think the key to getting into a girl's pants is mining out the minerals in the back. 1, 8, and to a lesser extent 2, are real. On November 29 2009 05:14 IceCube wrote: + Show Spoiler + 1. You know you play too much Starcraft when you're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name. 2. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier 3. You know you play too much Starcraft when your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers 4. You know you play too much Starcraft when your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting. 5. Your father calls up a family meeting and tells that your family is broke, you order him to go gather moar minerals! 6. You poke your friends over and over to get them to say something stupid. 7. You sit in a cardboard box and pick your nose on a normal day at work. And the final one: + Show Spoiler + You understand all of this jokes... On November 29 2009 05:23 IceCube wrote: Oh yeah, here are some more: + Show Spoiler + You know you play too much Starcraft when you call your house your "Nexus". You know you play too much Starcraft when you play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS You know you play too much Starcraft when you decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!" You know you play too much Starcraft when you inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster. You know you play too much Starcraft when your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk. You know you play too much Starcraft when you try to Optical Flare your dog. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you. You know you play too much Starcraft when you went as a Zealot for Halloween. You know you play too much Starcraft when you have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case. You know you play too much Starcraft when you change religions. You are now part of the Khalai. You know you play too much Starcraft when the doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff." You know you play too much Starcraft when you force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle" You know you play too much Starcraft when you see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!" You know you play too much Starcraft when you worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers. You know you play too much Starcraft when you write all of these things out... You know you play too much Starcraft when you walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in. You know you play too much Starcraft when you mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan. You don't understand overpopulation. Why not build more supply depots? My personal fave: You attempted to warp into an Archon with your best friend. You try to eat your sister to gain more energy When you get peices of cardboard and make your bike look like a vulture riding around throwing rocks at old people thinking their infested terrans On November 29 2009 05:41 ProoM wrote: + Show Spoiler + You know you play too much Starcraft when you say "gg" instead of "bye". You know you play too much Starcraft when you think you see invisible unit's blur IRL (dt, obs, wraiths...) You know you play too much Starcraft when whenever you see red color, you look to the bottom left. You know you play too much Starcraft when all the stuff in your house looks similar to starcraft buildings/units. You know you play too much Starcraft when every person in the street looks like a progamer. | ||
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Rkie
United States1278 Posts
when my friends and i say lol gg all the time and when my homepages are TL, Liquipedia, and Espn On May 09 2010 02:41 J1.au wrote: when... the highlight of your week is watching young Korean males on computers. and this too | ||
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MageKirby
United States535 Posts
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NicksonReyes
Philippines4431 Posts
http://www.creepcolony.com/the12daysofxmas.zip or http://www.creepcolony.com/F_U_N(starcraft mix).zip | ||
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
When you hope your end of the school year celebration will involve Flash vs. JD finals | ||
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
On May 09 2010 06:01 Rkie wrote: in order to get me prepared for the AP BC Calculus test, my friend told me to treat it like a long game, FE, have good macro, and don't make retarded mistakes when my friends and i say lol gg all the time and when my homepages are TL, Liquipedia, and Espn and this too don't forget gl hf IRL as well | ||
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LolnoobInsanity
United States183 Posts
SHE DOESNT EVEN PLAY AT ALL. | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
Mind you they had no idea who the fuck jaedong is or what I was talking about. | ||
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Twilexia
United States62 Posts
you know you play too much starcraft when you go to sleep thinking you're a siege tank blasting away at an army from a safe distance you know you play too much starcraft when you start picking up on words that appear in an everyday life context... "expand" "rush" "storm" "archives" "pool" "shuttle" (the list goes on and on) you know you play too much starcraft when you start comparing every single game you play to starcraft, and you realize that nothing will ever ever top it (except starcraft 2? ) | ||
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oo_xerox
United States852 Posts
fucking megalisk made my day | ||
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Wings
United States999 Posts
e.g. One of my friends has initials SK and plays terran. Oh yes. =) | ||
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On May 09 2010 10:53 Twilexia wrote: you know you play too much starcraft when you'd rather play starcraft than have sex with your girlfriend... you know you play too much starcraft when you go to sleep thinking you're a siege tank blasting away at an army from a safe distance you know you play too much starcraft when you start picking up on words that appear in an everyday life context... "expand" "rush" "storm" "archives" "pool" "shuttle" (the list goes on and on) you know you play too much starcraft when you start comparing every single game you play to starcraft, and you realize that nothing will ever ever top it (except starcraft 2? )Not a chance. | ||
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GeMicles
Canada307 Posts
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44328 Posts
10 math 12 science 14 literature 15 lunch break" Monstah-_-, that's AWESOME! | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44328 Posts
On May 09 2010 13:00 GeMicles wrote: you know you play too much sc when you switch back to porn but your mom still knows you've been playing starcraft LOL | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
On May 09 2010 13:00 GeMicles wrote: you know you play too much sc when you switch back to porn but your mom still knows you've been playing starcraft qft | ||
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firebound12
Canada274 Posts
You know you play too much Starcraft when you even bought the two spin-off, starcraft insurrection and starcraft retribution, just because starcraft was in the title. You know you play too much Starcraft when you checked on google what the hell was those two spin-off to download them, but realized that it is hard to get. | ||
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Soap
Brazil1546 Posts
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Kibibit
United States1551 Posts
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0mgVitaminE
United States1278 Posts
Whenever we talk about a war or battle, my mind wants to think about it in starcraft terms, because i understand them so much easier. MnM drop always sounds like it should work irl, but then i remember that im retarded. | ||
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hofodomo
United States257 Posts
On May 21 2010 13:06 Kibibit wrote: When you see someone discuss Halo Reach, refer to it solely as Reach, and get excited, only to find out they're discussing Halo and not the ever-awesome Park Jung Suk. LOL...how disappointing. Hearsay from SC-playing friends, but... There was a conference at my college for business-oriented students. The speaker talked about various aspects of a community economy: contributors, spectators, etc...and lurkers. The random people snickering in the crowd were brood war fans too. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On May 21 2010 13:50 0mgVitaminE wrote: My first class is history, and I'm usually tired as fuck Whenever we talk about a war or battle, my mind wants to think about it in starcraft terms, because i understand them so much easier. MnM drop always sounds like it should work irl, but then i remember that im retarded. LOL I know ._. | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
then the teacher said "well... that was close?" and the cute girl next to me laughed at how 'dumb' i was. i like to think i was right | ||
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ThunderGod
New Zealand897 Posts
Thunder says: bvanshee follow up was terrible tho lulz Dude says: everything they did in their entire lifespan is terrible because it lead them up toa point where they fail immensely in that game Thunder says: well im going to bed Thunder says: hah ok Dude says: night bra Dude says: gotta stay up anothr 10 hour for tourney Thunder says: im going to be that went where may it be is decide its from Thunder says: gogo phoenixs in tourney Thunder says: 32 man btw? Dude says: about 25 people entered Dude says: so yeah prob Thunder says: ill check out the website when i wake up Dude says: http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/390961/2/?s= Thunder says: yeah yo umsged it earlier lol Thunder says: says sunday at noon? Dude says: ya Dude says: in 6 hr [note time is 6am - playing 2v2 all night] Thunder says: tomorrow is saturday Dude says: wtf Thunder says: lulz Dude says: my time is so off Thunder says: gonna post this in teamliquid haha | ||
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stroggos
New Zealand1543 Posts
On May 21 2010 13:50 0mgVitaminE wrote: My first class is history, and I'm usually tired as fuck Whenever we talk about a war or battle, my mind wants to think about it in starcraft terms, because i understand them so much easier. MnM drop always sounds like it should work irl, but then i remember that im retarded. MnM drop worked pretty well on D day. | ||
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FuRRie
Belgium815 Posts
On May 21 2010 12:19 Fields wrote: When you seriously think about calling a certain part of your body "Flash" There I fixed it! | ||
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ccdnl
United States611 Posts
On May 09 2010 13:00 GeMicles wrote: you know you play too much sc when you switch back to porn but your mom still knows you've been playing starcraft your mom is epicz | ||
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
you know you play too much sc when you drag your cursor to the bottom of the screen to scroll down | ||
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DrivE
United States2554 Posts
On December 04 2009 08:10 Always wrote: When you spam rectangles over the icons on your desktop while waiting... for anything. oh lol I totally do this ^^ | ||
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PhiliBiRD
United States2643 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:01 Probe. wrote: Me and my friend everytime we see a huge crowd of people always joke about how easy it would be to psi storm them. lolz. thats a good one :-D | ||
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Zeke50100
United States2220 Posts
So do I ^_^ You know you play StarCraft too much when you start timing your daily routine to perfect your "build order." | ||
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shawster
Canada2485 Posts
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k.taeyang
Peru145 Posts
On June 09 2010 12:12 Zeke50100 wrote: So do I ^_^ You know you play StarCraft too much when you start timing your daily routine to perfect your "build order." Me too, it's like that. You also play a lot of Starcraft when you spam 1a 2a 3a 4a 5a 6d 7d When you want to brainstorm for a school work. | ||
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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
you're running into the forest while playing HoN and you start hitting 5c-left click and mentall screaming SCAN SCAN SCAN! | ||
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EntertainMe
864 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + you goto BestBuy and automatically try "1a2a3a4a5a" on every keyboard selection they have to see which keyboard is the best one they have. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know Color Yellow is not about the Color but whom it refers to. | ||
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Anxiety
United States650 Posts
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SagaZ
France3460 Posts
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
I made a dream last night. I know it sounds crazy. There was the big evil guy like in any superheros movie. He injects himself stuffs to make him grow muscles (kind of stimpack, but then he looks like Hulk). He hates Flash (not the superheros, the progamer T_T). So he challenges Flash for a fight, and since Flash is a baller he accepts. I forgot what happened then but Flash got captured. So everyone is asking Boxer to go to save Flash. Boxer accepts but he fails miserably :'( AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKING MANTOSS ARRIVES IN AN FIGHTER AIRCRAFT AND SHOOTS THE BAD GUY WITH ROCKETS ! ACE FTW ! He had a total b.a.m.f look, like on this pic ![[image loading]](http://image.fighterforum.com/showImage.asp?realFile=FFPHOT20070622125404002.JPG) | ||
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
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Anxiety
United States650 Posts
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2on2
United States142 Posts
On June 09 2010 12:59 AnxietE wrote: When you get pissed and call ur "korean" friend Non asian because he diesnt play starcraft.Seriously im curious how this is possible. I tell this to my korean friend all the time, she hates me for it >_< And earlier it was mentioned someone thought of SC to kill a boner/last longer with a girl...yeah ive done that oh, and saying "good luck, have fun" IRL. So far no one but my roommate has caught on | ||
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J1.au
Australia3596 Posts
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AaronEB
United States76 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg356/Grobyc_/facebooklol.jpg) When you get this shit of facebook. LOL + Show Spoiler + yes he spelled my name with an 'e' >.> | ||
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Tempest[OEC]
United States417 Posts
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playguu
Sweden10 Posts
(i did lol) | ||
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Fanov
Canada42 Posts
User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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matjlav
Germany2435 Posts
On June 28 2010 10:19 Fanov wrote: HI OK BAD ENGLISH YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TO MUCH SC WHEN YOU GO TO TOILETS FOR COMBO NO 2 (PEE AND POO) AND THEN U TAKE SHIT AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE ZERG AND YOU MUST SPREAD THE CREEP ... um what is this i don't even | ||
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Navi
5286 Posts
spreading the creep | ||
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EPO
Canada341 Posts
On June 28 2010 10:25 Navi wrote: Canadian trolls spreading the creep he does not represent us thx. | ||
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Fanov
Canada42 Posts
I'M OUT OF HERE. | ||
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routine
United States40 Posts
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Mortician
Bulgaria2332 Posts
On June 28 2010 10:55 routine wrote: When every time you see an Asian person you assume they are Korean, play Starcraft, and have beaten you numerous times on ICCUP That is so true, lol | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
On June 28 2010 09:50 Grobyc wrote: When you get this shit of facebook. LOL + Show Spoiler + yes he spelled my name with an 'e' >.> The funny part is that you aren't even good. | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
On June 09 2010 12:30 EntertainMe wrote: You know you play too much starcraft when... + Show Spoiler + you goto BestBuy and automatically try "1a2a3a4a5a" on every keyboard selection they have to see which keyboard is the best one they have. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know Color Yellow is not about the Color but whom it refers to. I totally did that when I was looking for my laptop. This lappy that I got here was subject to that test. LOL. Plus I do that to any computer when I'm waiting for something to boot up/load something. | ||
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Belegorm
United States330 Posts
You check tl.net when you go on the internet several times a day When someone tells you his dad's a marine, you immediately ask if his mom's a medic You listen to the terran music frequently You post in this thread | ||
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saltywet
Hong Kong1316 Posts
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slowmanrunning
Canada285 Posts
You know you play too much starcraft when someone mentions adreneline, you add in your mind '-glands' You know you play too much starcraft when you think of your meal as a 12 carrot into 2 orange | ||
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Mortician
Bulgaria2332 Posts
On June 28 2010 14:23 Pokebunny wrote: The funny part is that you aren't even good. Thats what I thought as well lol | ||
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Pandain
United States12989 Posts
... in your spare time you fantasize about being a progamer ... you want to make a pilgramage to Korea | ||
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McDonalds
Liechtenstein2244 Posts
On June 28 2010 18:19 slowmanrunning wrote: You know you play too much starcraft when you think of your meal as a 12 carrot into 2 orange Your meals are 12 carrots and 2 oranges? | ||
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Siretu
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Ventez
Norway107 Posts
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gds
Iceland1391 Posts
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HUNK1984
Malaysia22 Posts
Gau'gu rah! Khassssarrr Detem'plariiiiii Metonah! Zerakh's Gulida!! | ||
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Rkie
United States1278 Posts
On June 28 2010 20:18 Pandain wrote: you know you play too much starcraft when... ... in your spare time you fantasize about being a progamer ... you want to make a pilgramage to Korea oh, me too. I really want to go to korea | ||
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Gooseheaded
United States125 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:01 Probe. wrote: I have the word protoss in every single password i use. (email, myspace, iccup, etc.) I say GG way too much. Like even when my friend would tell me he got in a car crash and he never played starcraft before in his life i would say to him "gg man". Me and my friend everytime we see a huge crowd of people always joke about how easy it would be to psi storm them. I watch vods at school, and check Teamliquid at school and work all the time. HAHAHAHAH, Oh man, that's great. I did it myself, and, jesus; it's freaking hilarious. Also, when I see lines of peopel (at banks or in front of school's cafeteria, for example), I just automatically imagine 2 stacked hold-lurkers in front of them, and killing them all. I then imagine like firebats and marines and medics coming through the windows and bathrooms. Sorry. | ||
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Soap
Brazil1546 Posts
He's pretty cute though, calls mutalisks "butterflies", and only mass lurkers and scourge. | ||
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drdolitle
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tru_power22
Canada385 Posts
On July 11 2010 10:22 drdolitle wrote: i i i i i'm a newbue in starcraft can someone help me ? The BASTARDS in Tl.Net they don't let me to express my self FUCK YOU... K...? I know I play too much starcraft when I have dreams like this: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=135433 Also, I know I play too much star craft when we were covering the "Black Death" in my history class and my friend and I started shouting "PLAGUUUUU!". | ||
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drdolitle
10 Posts
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]343[
United States10328 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:01 Probe. wrote: Me and my friend everytime we see a huge crowd of people always joke about how easy it would be to psi storm them. ugh when I played a lot of Halo I would always want to stick throngs of people with plasma grenades... | ||
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Najda
United States3765 Posts
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Zedders
Canada450 Posts
Basically I was Zerg against some random Terran, and he started sending Hon heroes at my expo...I got owned...later that week my friend had a very similar dream where a bunch of plague riders attacked with their ultimate. This ult bounces 7 times dealing lots of damage on each hit...needless to say he was pretty screwed. Anyone else had any starcraft dreams? | ||
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miky_ardiente
Mexico387 Posts
On July 11 2010 12:06 Zedders wrote: I was playing HoN (Basically Dota) a lot as well as getting into starcraft, when i had such a weird dream.... Basically I was Zerg against some random Terran, and he started sending Hon heroes at my expo...I got owned...later that week my friend had a very similar dream where a bunch of plague riders attacked with their ultimate. This ult bounces 7 times dealing lots of damage on each hit...needless to say he was pretty screwed. Anyone else had any starcraft dreams? my favorite player is fantasy, once i dream that he came over to my neighborhood and i get to meet and talk to him a little but he told him he was just going to be there for a while and i didnt have a camera to take me a photo with him so i ran to some neighbor house but he didnt have one and when i returned he was no longer there, i dont know if it was a dream or nightmare >.< lol xD u know u play too much sc when u talk a lot to ur friends and mom about korean proleague and players at least thats why i do xD | ||
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~ava
Canada378 Posts
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
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Bisu-Fan
Russian Federation3329 Posts
On November 29 2009 05:41 ProoM wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when every person in the street looks like a progamer. that's my favorite... i can pretty much do this with everyone because i'm in Korea right now... :D | ||
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pinkranger15
Philippines1597 Posts
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Stratos
Czech Republic6104 Posts
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lycheejello
United States59 Posts
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Achromic
773 Posts
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rev.elation
Sweden84 Posts
When you're walking into town / sitting on the bus and imagining how good everyone you pass by is at Starcraft. (always happens when seeing someone Asian) When you use 'GG' every day to replace phrases like "great!", "that's nice." and "good bye"/"see you." When you imagine "RIVURIVURIVURIVURIVURIVU!!!!!" as a reaction to seeing a crowd of people. when you get up from the bed saying "Jacked up and good to go!" When you get an erection and think/say "Carrier has arrived." when you spend the recesses at school looking at VODs. when you're eating noodles, seeing them hanging from your fork and looking at them intensely while trying to sound like and overlord. | ||
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sporkify
United States31 Posts
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/Sagess/Funny4.jpg) from here: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=136336¤tpage=3 | ||
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Tresh
Argentina68 Posts
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Tazza
Korea (South)1678 Posts
When you're in chemistry class, and the teacher asks what Fe stands for and you yell out Fast Expand! | ||
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Servius_Fulvius
United States947 Posts
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By.Pato
Costa Rica52 Posts
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Am3692
United States26 Posts
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ionlyplayPROtoss
Canada573 Posts
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Zlasher
United States9129 Posts
When you put down a cup of coffee and think (is there pylon power here) <---true story from a friend lol | ||
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aztrorisk
United States896 Posts
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Rkie
United States1278 Posts
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TSM
Great Britain584 Posts
or when you thin about the oil supply 'not enough minerals' | ||
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MangoTango
United States3670 Posts
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Shadon
United Kingdom9 Posts
55r66r77r88r!!!! ZOMG MOAR DRONES 4sddddddddddddddddddd yes ppl did ask what i was doing ): | ||
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nitdkim
1264 Posts
http://www.artscow.com/share/Professional-Korean-Gaming-Mouse-Pad-Logo-kespa-starcraft-korea-mouse-pad-5jvv8nj5kyhl?Ref=FB922035 | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
No I did not do this... some little kid down the street from me did it as I was driving by as he said "Fuck u vultures!!!!" Was so hilarious to me... edit: when u see an article on a carrier from the USA sailing somewhere and immediately think "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED" | ||
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ohN
United States1075 Posts
I actually did this. -.- Thankfully, nobody in that class knows about TL. | ||
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supernovamaniac
United States3046 Posts
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Freeheals
United States488 Posts
or when Singed from league of legends throws his goo and you shout PLAAAGUUUUUU! | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
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nitdkim
1264 Posts
On July 22 2010 16:17 Chef wrote: Sometimes, when I'm really tired, I start thinking 'Why am I having so much difficulty in life? No one is even attacking me. I can just mine minerals forever and expand as much as I want and become rich.' Then I start thinking 'wait, why doesn't everyone do this?' and then I realise that in real life you don't just tell drones to mine minerals so you can prosper. You actually have to do work and shit. Well, maybe some people do, but not me you ARE the drone | ||
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Rkie
United States1278 Posts
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kawatan
288 Posts
oh, "E-X-P-O-R-T-S..." and a single tear runs down your cheek. | ||
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Adzigari
United States44 Posts
On December 06 2009 05:29 yarkO wrote: You know you play too much SC when your eyes constantly check the top right corner of any screen you look at (TVs etc) to make sure your minerals aren't getting out of hand and the bottom left corner to make sure you aren't getting dropped on. I actually do this while im driving. Only its reversed because the "minerals" are the lower right (speedometer, ect.) and the minimap is the top right (rear view mirror). So if ive been driving a lot I get confused at first. | ||
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MiraKul
Malaysia498 Posts
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Magus
Canada450 Posts
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DorF
Sweden961 Posts
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r.larvae
Costa Rica9 Posts
On November 29 2009 04:44 TryThis wrote: haha once i was watching a documented on making miliary bases or something, they were talking about the rough cost of making a supply depot, i naturally assumed it was only 100 minerals LOL, nice one. | ||
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bjornkavist
Canada1235 Posts
On March 16 2011 06:03 Magus wrote: You know you play too much Starcraft when you start learning about WWI and you think of Trench Warfare as TvT. Germany bunker rushed France! Omg that was like all I thought about during Canadian History when I was in grade 10, lol it's good to know im not alone | ||
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Xiphos
Canada7507 Posts
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hacklebeast
United States5090 Posts
when the sign "no parking anytime" only applies to one person when an internet page saying "powering up flash" gets you either really excited or really scared (depending on what side of the fan fence you sit on) when one of the songs on your MP3 player is a 17 second clip of "PLAGUUUU" (I would link the DL site, but I forgot where I got it from) When you watch buzz lightyear's animated movie because his enemy's name is "Zurg," and then think about how it annoys you that he spells his name wrong. when your wet dreams involve a girl discussing the merits of corsair-reaver vs bisu build with you. That's all I got for now, but I'll try to think up some more | ||
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Akamiri
Vietnam401 Posts
On August 14 2010 16:50 kawatan wrote: you're reading the morning paper and you go, "WHAT IS THIS? ESPORTS IS UP 5%!!! WE HAVE ESPORTS OVER HERE!?" oh, "E-X-P-O-R-T-S..." and a single tear runs down your cheek. I study economics in school.. and yeah.. dammit... | ||
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L3g3nd_
New Zealand10461 Posts
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ninini
Sweden1204 Posts
I keep misspelling and misspronouncing the word "calm". When you wonder what race your friends are and what BO they'd use. You know you play SC too much when... When you overhear some asians talking to eachother in the subway, you can easily tell if they're speaking korean, chinese or another random language. When running, you can only sprint for 15 second stints. Then you have to rest for a second, then you start sprinting again. When you like the Alien movies mainly because they remind you of Starcraft. When you saw the Alien vs Predator movie, you cheered for your main race: (T = Humans Z = Aliens, P = Predators) Whenever you see a Asian guy, he always reminds you of a progamer. When you tell your friends that Josh Homme played Starcraft, as Zerg, but they don't accept your proof: 1. "Queens" of the Stone Age 2. Them Crooked "Vultures" (damn mech) When you say "That's Bogus" everytime someone says something that you find hard to believe. You name your cat Tassador (yeah i know its Tassadar but my gf couldnt pronounce it. That's pretty clever actually. For the people who don't understand swedish: tass = paw | ||
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XsebT
Denmark2980 Posts
You know you play too much sc, coz who wouldn't? | ||
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Jarhead
United States53 Posts
Responses I've gotten are either "Who??" or "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME" | ||
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lyAsakura
United States1414 Posts
On March 16 2011 07:53 ninini wrote: When you overhear some asians talking to eachother in the subway, you can easily tell if they're speaking korean, chinese or another random language. Slightly deeper korean voices are very sexy! Like reach =)) | ||
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Kibibit
United States1551 Posts
You automatically think of starcraft when you hear stock sounds You spam 0p0p0p/5sd5sd5sd5sd/7s7s7s7s7s when bored. | ||
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Magus
Canada450 Posts
Whenever you see a Asian guy, he always reminds you of a progamer. There is a girl in my grade who looks like a female Kal. | ||
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JustQuitWarcraftIII
United States679 Posts
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pinkranger15
Philippines1597 Posts
On March 16 2011 05:29 MiraKul wrote: I know I play too much sc when I started dreaming of playing sc while sleeping few days ago -__-" this reminded me of my brother. he was talking in his sleep and he said," need more zerglings.." i told him what happened by the next day then we laughed. | ||
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DreamChaser
1649 Posts
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Piou
Belgium415 Posts
When you star watching korean show when Husky might not refer to a kind of dog You get confused when your marketing teacher speaks about Micro and Macro APMs are an actual unit of mesure When being a Stalker isn't such a bad thing When "Boxer" doesn't refer to a kind of underwear or a sportman. | ||
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_Quasar_
Russian Federation4405 Posts
I misread it as "Park VULTURY" (Park of Vulture). :D well when you do this you play SC too much :D | ||
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Vain
Netherlands1115 Posts
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IntoTheEmo
Singapore1169 Posts
On March 16 2011 07:04 hacklebeast wrote: when one of the songs on your MP3 player is a 17 second clip of "PLAGUUUU" (I would link the DL site, but I forgot where I got it from) LOL shit I'm guilty of this, I have a playlist with Galynerus - Alsatia (sp), that and the 3 BW Zerg themes on mine. So it feels like I'm playing a Proleague match. Thread is about Starcraft ringtones or something, some guy made that. On April 20 2011 16:49 Piou wrote: When "J" is an actual number When you star watching korean show when Husky might not refer to a kind of dog You get confused when your marketing teacher speaks about Micro and Macro APMs are an actual unit of mesure When being a Stalker isn't such a bad thing When "Boxer" doesn't refer to a kind of underwear or a sportman. When you are so excited about posting about SC2 that you don't realize this is the BW forum. | ||
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ShinySleepy
Philippines80 Posts
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Black[CAT]
Malaysia2589 Posts
I know i played too much when I always thought of people praising me that I have awesome muta micro... I dont even play Zerg.... Oh no, I might be parasited or infested deep down! This might be my call to switch to Zerg! | ||
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doothegee
Korea (South)3011 Posts
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KobraKay
Portugal4231 Posts
On April 20 2011 18:34 ShinySleepy wrote: When you're talking to your girlfriend about Starcraft. This =/....thank god she has a lot of patience because I talk to her whenever I get mad about the results or my LB goes wrong or whenever Im happy that CJ or Flash are winning (yup last year she got texted a lot with "screams" yeahhh Flashuuuuuu lol) Its hard because none of my IRL friends know what the hell is SC (tho I've been trying to educate them) so besides TL I dont have people to share emotions and shit...so GF listens ^^ Oh and my contribution to the thread: I know Im playing to much whenever Im trying to write some essay and everytime I stop to think about how to phrase things my fingers go: 1a2a3a4a without I even notice it  | ||
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puppykiller
United States3128 Posts
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pyro19
6575 Posts
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therockmanxx
Peru1174 Posts
When you know you have seen all the pages of Nadas Body thread. When you try to make a build order for the next day. When you use the KST and you are not in korean. When you look the at power rank everyday even if you know it will not change in a day | ||
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megabunny.
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iSometric
2221 Posts
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agarangu
Chile274 Posts
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Chimpalimp
United States1135 Posts
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CrazyF1r3f0x
United States2120 Posts
On April 20 2011 17:21 Vain wrote: When you read the abbrivation BW as BROOD WAR and nothing else Other abbreviations? What are you talking about? | ||
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WarChimp
Australia943 Posts
On March 16 2011 10:30 Jarhead wrote: You ask every Korean you meet if he likes Lim Yo Hwan. Responses I've gotten are either "Who??" or "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME" I did something similar to that once. I was talking to my mate about the StarCraft pro scene and the Korean exchange student was sitting behind me, and I said SK Telecom T1 and her eyes widen and said How do you know that! Turns out she finds starcraft boring and that upsetted me greatly | ||
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TickTockBoom
Canada185 Posts
I never thought koreans wouldn't play sc :[ | ||
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ShinySleepy
Philippines80 Posts
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Diader
United States232 Posts
That is, before I realize that I'm actually a person and don't have larva. | ||
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KameZerg
Sweden1762 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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K3Nyy
United States1961 Posts
On November 29 2009 03:54 QuoC wrote: uhhh... lol.. the obvious.. click+dragging icons on a desktop in class subconsciously THIS! LOL I'm so guilty of this one. | ||
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Datum
United States371 Posts
When you win a game of chess you say "GG" instead of shaking their hand When you constantly make little boxes on your desktop to warm up your micro... even when you're shutting down your computer | ||
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dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19239 Posts
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
On May 04 2011 10:22 Datum wrote: When you win a game of chess you say "GG" instead of shaking their hand LOL I've been doing this in Magic. | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
On March 16 2011 13:15 Magus wrote: There is a girl in my grade who looks like a female Kal. Girl in my school who looks like a female Flash. Oh god... | ||
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Pengtoss
207 Posts
On April 21 2011 10:32 agarangu wrote: when you read "DT" and the first thing that comes to your head is Dark Templar, not... ...not...not what? Don't leave me in suspense :o For me, it's saying GEE GEE everywhere @_@ | ||
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Sd13
Vietnam185 Posts
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TickTockBoom
Canada185 Posts
Also, I like to check on TL every few minutes instead of FB, which I should really check more often GG, Micro, Macro, DT, and all the other abbreviations mean absolutely nothing irl. My band teacher said we have to go all-in and the first thing I thought of was 4pool/bunker rush/2gate. Your favorite idol: TaekBangLeeSsang :D (Yes I actually did put that in every sheet that asked for it.) A strategy just means a build order to me now :[ When I see a shimmer in the air I think the protoss is watching us with an obs and planning a dragoon rush. Vultures are no longer creatures that eat dead things, they are now super fast automobiles that can harass everything at once. Thats all I have :d | ||
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Taekwon
United States8155 Posts
And everything gay I call cheese | ||
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epikAnglory
United States1120 Posts
I think of Nestea everytime I go to a fastfood drink stand. Overall SC: Think of MacroMicro everytime I see the Yin and Yang symbol. | ||
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On May 04 2011 13:19 Taekwon wrote: And everything gay I call cheese I myself am guilty of this. | ||
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Release
United States4397 Posts
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ArvickHero
10387 Posts
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NicksonReyes
Philippines4431 Posts
Actually someone replied to me after I said cheese "People still use the word 'Cheese'?"(not the food). | ||
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19239 Posts
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Smapz
Norway405 Posts
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MageKirby
United States535 Posts
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HKriceboy88
United States248 Posts
PLAGUUUUUUUU RECAUUUUUUUU i don't know whats wrong with myself sometimes. | ||
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LuckyMacro
United States1482 Posts
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onlinerobbe
Germany547 Posts
naturally I thought it said bonjwa and got all excited. It was bonjour something something blahblah boringstuff | ||
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Release
United States4397 Posts
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Aerzo
Netherlands27 Posts
well, you could just say good game | ||
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ComusLoM
Norway3547 Posts
BaBy and that is awesome because I'll be able to meet Stork and have trips to the Sea | ||
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ShinySleepy
Philippines80 Posts
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dibban
Sweden1279 Posts
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Mortician
Bulgaria2332 Posts
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Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
On May 12 2011 15:17 Mortician wrote: when you are mad at Kesha for not knowing the lyrics to her songs hahahaha, I don't know how many times I've said "wake up in the morning feeling like Jaedong" when I hear that song on the radio. | ||
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Djagulingu
Germany3605 Posts
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Masheyoon
United States781 Posts
"LEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOONG." | ||
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