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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-10 04:02:06
August 10 2009 03:47 GMT
#1
... with short shorts and hot chicks.

Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.

I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.

I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.

It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do is grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!"
"NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"

Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML

****
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
August 10 2009 03:49 GMT
#2
you should ask them if they need help
I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 2009 OK???????????????
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
August 10 2009 03:52 GMT
#3
Grow a mustache. Problem solved
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
August 10 2009 03:54 GMT
#4
gogogo ask one out before the hot weather ends. the end of summer shall mean looooooong pants and turtleneck time. Then blog about it!@!
hoorah
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 10 2009 03:55 GMT
#5
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 10 2009 03:55 GMT
#6
On August 10 2009 12:52 tonight wrote:
Grow a mustache. Problem solved

Err... elaborate?

I'm pretty sure I won't get far with any customers no matter how I badass I look lol.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
August 10 2009 03:57 GMT
#7
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote:
... with short shorts and hot chicks.

Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.

I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.

I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.

It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!"
"NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"


Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML


i think i found your problem
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Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1692 Posts
August 10 2009 04:01 GMT
#8
lol.
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-10 04:01:37
August 10 2009 04:01 GMT
#9
On August 10 2009 12:57 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote:
... with short shorts and hot chicks.

Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.

I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.

I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.

It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!"
"NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"


Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML


i think i found your problem

The chloroform part was legit though?
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
August 10 2009 04:01 GMT
#10
Introduce yourself maybe? lol Its not that hard.
Treatin' fools since '87
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
August 10 2009 04:02 GMT
#11
On August 10 2009 12:57 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote:
... with short shorts and hot chicks.

Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.

I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.

I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.

It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!"
"NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"


Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML


i think i found your problem


Hey, pick up artist use a lot of slang/abbreviations/acronyms so that the chicks wouldn't know what the fuck they talking about ^_^
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
August 10 2009 04:03 GMT
#12
On August 10 2009 13:01 NastyMarine wrote:
Introduce yourself maybe? lol Its not that hard.

For sure, put yourself in positions that will ease you out of your comfort zone. No matter how much you want it to happen, girls will not suddenly flock to you and drop their pants without you lifting so much as a finger.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 10 2009 04:04 GMT
#13
On August 10 2009 12:57 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote:
... with short shorts and hot chicks.

Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.

I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.

I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.

It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!"
"NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"


Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML


i think i found your problem

I know the problem haha, I just can't really do anything about it. Well, I guess I don't really stare, it's more like stealing glances.

We aren't supposed to "assist" customers with anything other than purchases or w/e, because some people are like "ewww wtf, fuck off" and report it at customer service lolol.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
August 10 2009 04:04 GMT
#14
Stop staring just talk to them, hot girls in short shorts are people too you know. "Hey how's it going?" "looking for anything in particular?" etc.etc.
I know you're supposed to be working, but for cryin' out loud if it bothers you that much then do something about it. Or is there some other reason that you can't laid?
Hellions are my homeboys
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
August 10 2009 04:05 GMT
#15
On August 10 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 12:52 tonight wrote:
Grow a mustache. Problem solved

Err... elaborate?

I'm pretty sure I won't get far with any customers no matter how I badass I look lol.

What? I wasn't talking about getting with customers I'm just saying you'll lead a more fulfilling life.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
August 10 2009 04:06 GMT
#16
lololol
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
August 10 2009 04:07 GMT
#17
You should tell them you have candy in your car.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
August 10 2009 04:07 GMT
#18
Also, it'd make more sense for you to chloroform someone if you had a 'stash.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
August 10 2009 04:12 GMT
#19
On August 10 2009 13:07 Demoninja wrote:
You should tell them you have candy in your car.

LOL hahahahahahhahaa

"Yeah see there's candy, NOW GET IN THE CAR!" *Shove*
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
August 10 2009 04:12 GMT
#20
On August 10 2009 13:03 AtlaS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 13:01 NastyMarine wrote:
Introduce yourself maybe? lol Its not that hard.

For sure, put yourself in positions that will ease you out of your comfort zone. No matter how much you want it to happen, girls will not suddenly flock to you and drop their pants without you lifting so much as a finger.

What if I get axe?
~o~ I have returned
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