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Pistasj
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Norway272 Posts
November 30 2006 15:50 GMT
#101
On November 30 2006 18:44 BlackJack wrote:
When I clicked this I was 99% sure it was some random newb doing a shoot and dodge on a lurker


Me too. But I was so suprised and laugh. And to those who did not get it, just relax it
alphablend
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
647 Posts
November 30 2006 16:02 GMT
#102
At first I thought it was gonna be the marine dodge from a random noob -- I laughed for throught the first 2 pages
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
November 30 2006 16:08 GMT
#103
On December 01 2006 00:14 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2006 18:17 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
On November 30 2006 15:57 Manifesto7 wrote:
i dont get it


Well you see there are efficient ways to kill lurkers. Most recently people use one marine, as a diversionary tactic, to get all the lurkers to fire in the wrong direction thus allowing the remaining marines to shoot and kill the lurkers unharmed.

Everyone thought that this guy was going to suggest a new, more innovative, method of killing lurkers. However, it was a big setup and instead he wrote a joke in broken english. I don't know which one's cuter. The broken english or the joke.

Get it?

P.S. I am soooooooooooo gonna get banninatored! But come ON! You asked for it!



I still dont get it

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HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
November 30 2006 16:21 GMT
#104
The true victory of this post:

Man pushes "JLIG" for months, never catches on.

Another man says "just relax it" and - instant classic
returns upon momentous occasions.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 30 2006 16:23 GMT
#105
:D very cute ^^
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
pgshock
Profile Joined March 2006
60 Posts
November 30 2006 16:47 GMT
#106
his name is cute dragon_lil
Its not the falling that kills you, its the stopping
5HITCOMBO
Profile Joined March 2006
Japan2239 Posts
November 30 2006 17:37 GMT
#107
On December 01 2006 00:14 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2006 18:17 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
On November 30 2006 15:57 Manifesto7 wrote:
i dont get it


Well you see there are efficient ways to kill lurkers. Most recently people use one marine, as a diversionary tactic, to get all the lurkers to fire in the wrong direction thus allowing the remaining marines to shoot and kill the lurkers unharmed.

Everyone thought that this guy was going to suggest a new, more innovative, method of killing lurkers. However, it was a big setup and instead he wrote a joke in broken english. I don't know which one's cuter. The broken english or the joke.

Get it?

P.S. I am soooooooooooo gonna get banninatored! But come ON! You asked for it!



I still dont get it

Man you need to just relax it
I live in perpetual fear of terrorists and studio gangsters
Sewi
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany1697 Posts
November 30 2006 18:35 GMT
#108
I just read this after seeing the first game of TossGirls vs Jju. Someone should have told her before the game. things would get easier for her.
I would like to know if boxer knows about it
"Well, things were going ok until he lost all his stuff" - Tasteless, 17.02.2016
Pistasj
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Norway272 Posts
November 30 2006 19:10 GMT
#109
Yeah Jju kinda cheated for not telling her the secrets of the lurker and the land. I'm glad we have tl.net for enlightenment.
RoyCe
Profile Joined August 2006
United States179 Posts
November 30 2006 19:33 GMT
#110
LOLZ

Nice
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44203 Posts
November 30 2006 19:36 GMT
#111
On December 01 2006 01:21 HonestTea wrote:
The true victory of this post:

Man pushes "JLIG" for months, never catches on.

Another man says "just relax it" and - instant classic

Lol. Poor Geoff.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
November 30 2006 20:25 GMT
#112
On November 30 2006 12:12 NasuHasano155 wrote:
rofl i was laughing the entire time i was reading this thread.


Yeah me, too.
I'll call Nada.
dragon_lil
Profile Joined July 2006
China50 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-02 09:15:49
December 02 2006 08:55 GMT
#113
Thanks for so many guy's supports, that I wasn't banned by admin.
Everybody can add my msn,we can be good friends.And I also can tell you more secrety about sc.hahahahahahaha.........
My msn is dragon_lilil@hotmail.com,please contact me if you want.
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-02 08:58:19
December 02 2006 08:58 GMT
#114
On December 02 2006 17:55 dragon_lil wrote:
Thanks for so many guy's supports, that I wan't banned by admin.
Everybody can add my msn,we can be good friends.And I also can tell you more secrety about sc.hahahahahahaha.........


-__-
There's crashing?
TiQ.SinGi
Profile Joined December 2004
Norway386 Posts
December 02 2006 10:27 GMT
#115
i liked the word "merine" =) cool!!
“Approved attributes and their relation to face make every man his own jailer; this is a fundamental social constraint even though each man may like his cell.” -Goffman
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
December 02 2006 10:27 GMT
#116
me will tell you one secrety: when you beating computer, hit Enter and write "black sheep wall" and Enter again
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
ic.Ichigo101
Profile Joined July 2006
United States152 Posts
December 02 2006 10:38 GMT
#117
dont worry dragon_lil, we all love you : )
you wont get back
and merine is so kool!
africanboy
Profile Joined July 2006
Korea (South)453 Posts
December 02 2006 10:45 GMT
#118
THIS GUY DIDN`T MADE LOL..
espoto@hotmail.com -add me
africanboy
Profile Joined July 2006
Korea (South)453 Posts
December 02 2006 10:45 GMT
#119
THIS GUY DIDN`T MADE ME LOL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
espoto@hotmail.com -add me
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
December 02 2006 10:56 GMT
#120
Sometimes the shit that catches on around here boggles my mind.
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