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So there's this mexican-wannabe-gangster and this tall black basketball player at my bus stop.
The mexican, out of nowhere, says "man, my lips are CHAPPED!" and he pulls out some chap stick. After he's done applying it, he smacks his lips and says "mmmm, glosseh!"
The tall black dude says "Yo, gimmie some of that."
I'm like wtf just happened?
Also, while I was on the track, some kid was singing "I rub my dick in broken glass!"
Weird day
   
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Baa?21242 Posts
5/5, will not read again.
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On April 18 2009 09:51 sexsexpussyhair wrote: thug life
Quoted for truth
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
tape recorder or it didn't happen
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I got in one little fight and my ma got scared... Welcome to the street, better have your chapstick ready.
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I actually loled! Someone teach them about the dangers of sharing chapstick!
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So are you suggesting he should just walk around all day with chapped lips?
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Belgium6766 Posts
LOL dont you just love moments where all you can think is '...wth just happened?'
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Lol I cant stop laughing for some reason~
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LOL!
On April 18 2009 09:57 Kentor wrote: tape recorder or it didn't happen
LOL!
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is awesome32269 Posts
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LMAO. 5/5 easy. Just standingsitting in awe...
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I would read again.
mmm glosseh.
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rofl that thread is awesome, haha
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gg i still laugh at that lol
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i dont know whether to laugh or to cry
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The song is actually by Blink 182. Punk rockers  The other two guys ... no comment lolol
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SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
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