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RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
April 18 2009 00:49 GMT
#1
So there's this mexican-wannabe-gangster and this tall black basketball player at my bus stop.

The mexican, out of nowhere, says "man, my lips are CHAPPED!" and he pulls out some chap stick. After he's done applying it, he smacks his lips and says "mmmm, glosseh!"

The tall black dude says "Yo, gimmie some of that."

I'm like wtf just happened?

Also, while I was on the track, some kid was singing "I rub my dick in broken glass!"

Weird day

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konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
sexsexpussyhair
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada133 Posts
April 18 2009 00:51 GMT
#2
thug life
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
April 18 2009 00:52 GMT
#3
5/5, will not read again.
TranslatorBaa!
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
April 18 2009 00:52 GMT
#4
On April 18 2009 09:51 sexsexpussyhair wrote:
thug life


Quoted for truth
u gotta sk8
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
April 18 2009 00:52 GMT
#5
-tf?
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
April 18 2009 00:57 GMT
#6
tape recorder or it didn't happen
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
April 18 2009 01:07 GMT
#7
LOL.
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
April 18 2009 01:19 GMT
#8
I got in one little fight and my ma got scared...
Welcome to the street, better have your chapstick ready.
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
April 18 2009 01:27 GMT
#9
I actually loled! Someone teach them about the dangers of sharing chapstick!
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 18 2009 01:33 GMT
#10
So are you suggesting he should just walk around all day with chapped lips?
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6768 Posts
April 18 2009 01:38 GMT
#11
LOL
dont you just love moments where all you can think is '...wth just happened?'
Graphics
TommyG
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States102 Posts
April 18 2009 01:41 GMT
#12
yo gimmie summa dat
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
April 18 2009 01:45 GMT
#13
LOL
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
April 18 2009 02:00 GMT
#14
So short, yet so funny.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
April 18 2009 02:03 GMT
#15
Lol I cant stop laughing for some reason~
this is my quote.
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
April 18 2009 02:04 GMT
#16
LOL!


On April 18 2009 09:57 Kentor wrote:
tape recorder or it didn't happen


LOL!
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
April 18 2009 02:06 GMT
#17
hahah
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 18 2009 02:19 GMT
#18
sick life
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Chau
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada408 Posts
April 18 2009 02:28 GMT
#19
Awesome... xD
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
April 18 2009 02:32 GMT
#20
5/5
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