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Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
February 08 2009 18:31 GMT
#1
So I was at the mall, and suddenly began to have uncontrollable urinary contractions. Naturally I made my way over to the mall bathroom, which is more often than not quite clean.

As I entered, a black teenager rushed from behind me into a bathroom stall. He looked like he needed to take a crap. And oh did he.

As I started to urinate, I heard the loudest and most extreme (and possibly painful) fecal sounds coming out of that black ass. Just as his anus stopped rippling and dropping bombs, he exclaimed, "Aahhhhh.... Thug Life..."

I walked out of there, with enough zen for the day.

****
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
February 08 2009 18:36 GMT
#2
What the Fuck
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
February 08 2009 18:36 GMT
#3
LMAO! 5 stars
No no no no its not mine!
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
February 08 2009 18:37 GMT
#4
lol
Forever Young
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
February 08 2009 18:38 GMT
#5
Why did I click this?
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
February 08 2009 18:38 GMT
#6
I laughed.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 08 2009 18:38 GMT
#7
LOL.. but wtf is thug life suppose to mean hahaha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
February 08 2009 18:40 GMT
#8
On February 09 2009 03:38 alffla wrote:
LOL.. but wtf is thug life suppose to mean hahaha


yo thug life nigga in the hood we gotta hustle get you some
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
February 08 2009 18:43 GMT
#9
haaahahahaha
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
February 08 2009 18:45 GMT
#10


Suburban life is rough mayne
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 08 2009 18:45 GMT
#11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

NICE
why so 진지해?
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 08 2009 18:45 GMT
#12
LOL
RIP Aaliyah
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
February 08 2009 18:51 GMT
#13
@SayaSP

Rofl, I saw that a few days ago!

Is he a gigolo? Hahahah
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
February 08 2009 19:10 GMT
#14
AHAHAHAHAH :D
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
February 08 2009 19:17 GMT
#15
LOLOL @ the video. praying mantis n shit
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
February 08 2009 19:38 GMT
#16
LOL

did not expect that!
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 19:50:38
February 08 2009 19:44 GMT
#17
5/5

On February 09 2009 03:38 alffla wrote:
LOL.. but wtf is thug life suppose to mean hahaha
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thug+life
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 08 2009 19:55 GMT
#18
LMAO It's so annoying how all these people living in the suburbs think they are gangsters.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
February 08 2009 20:08 GMT
#19
http://www.holladaddy.com

Thug life yo
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 08 2009 20:12 GMT
#20
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