So I was at the mall, and suddenly began to have uncontrollable urinary contractions. Naturally I made my way over to the mall bathroom, which is more often than not quite clean.
As I entered, a black teenager rushed from behind me into a bathroom stall. He looked like he needed to take a crap. And oh did he.
As I started to urinate, I heard the loudest and most extreme (and possibly painful) fecal sounds coming out of that black ass. Just as his anus stopped rippling and dropping bombs, he exclaimed, "Aahhhhh.... Thug Life..."
I walked out of there, with enough zen for the day.
Now that I think about it, guy was probably being ironic. Like, I'm thinking he had a few condoms worth of crack shoved up his asshole, and then when he goes to poop em out he just realizes how uncool peddling drugs in the real world truly is.