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She is pissing me off.
I come home everyday from school to find shit thrown apart all over my room, clothes tossed here, papers thrown there, random articles and shit littered about the floor and what not, and all for what? Because she found weed in her own loser son's room when he was high school and kicked him out?
No, fuck that shit. I run cross country and track, make decent grades and hang out with great people. I do not deserve to deal with this bull.
She claims she just goes through everything to see that its all neat and tidy, but I know what you want, you psycho. GUESS WUT YOOR NOT GETTING IT.
I swear to god when I turn 18 I'm going to by a gram of cocaine and gently sprinkle it about my room, just out of spite.
Oh, and if you happen to access this blog like that other poor kid that made that other blog dissing his mother, I apologize for any previous insults you may have read in this blog, and take a fucking hint that I am not a drug pothead loser like your own spawn.
/endrant
 
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CA10830 Posts
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ahahha how is she going through things to see if its "tidy" if she's throwing shit everything
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United States24768 Posts
Oh that would have pissed me off. Depending on the stepmother, it might be possible to get her to agree not to enter the room if you truly take responsibility for it and clean it yourself etc, but I wouldn't count on it... especially given the history you provided.
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take a hit before you enter the front door, then blow all the smoke in her face.
that will solve all your problems probably.
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Melbourne5338 Posts
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She's your STEPmom, not your mom. Tell your dad she needs to stay (the fuck) out of your shit.
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tell that bitch to chill!
Say, "Bitch be cool."
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More like you need to STEP on her
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On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!
Say, "Bitch be cool."
LOL
THIS!
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On December 13 2008 15:52 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!
Say, "Bitch be cool." LOL THIS!
LOL
NO!
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Just plant some weed in her room. Or leave a note saying "you'll never find any". Anything really to indirectly get the point across, since you dont want direct confrontation.
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Ahh this is terrible...Definitely talk to your dad. Serious, if you aren't even her kid then why is she even taking such a ridiculously serious interest in whether or not you do drugs...
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On December 13 2008 16:15 Divinek wrote:
Just plant some weed in her room. Or leave a note saying "you'll never find any". Anything really to indirectly get the point across, since you dont want direct confrontation.
That's actually a good idea, add more insult to it though, be like "You'll never find any, because I'm not your son"
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On December 13 2008 15:50 SayaSP wrote:
More like you need to STEP on her
LOL
its good because its so bad
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I dunno how to say this, but...
SHE WANTS YOUR COCK
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What the fuck? I'd slap the woman. She isn't your Mother, and she has no right blatantly going through your things just to reassure her son isn't a complete dope head. Which he probably is.
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thedeadhaji
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hmm there was another guy on TL with the exact same problem... and he was getting tested every month b/c of his mom...
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On December 13 2008 16:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
hmm there was another guy on TL with the exact same problem... and he was getting tested every month b/c of his mom...
looooooool oh god
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im not sure how smoking pot makes you a loser.
i blame the schools.
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My parents found my pot like 2 weeks after I first smoked when I was 18.
I stopped bringing pot home or allowing them to know when I'm high, that I do get high anything on the subject.
Thats about all they could do and it was nice, funny thing is that I eventually (now) have more or less stopped smoking pot just because old age and contentment settled it.... I guess being a parent does that 
dude, seriously thou call her out on it HARD HARD HARD. See before I was 18 I never smoked pot, but because I was a long haired rocker, bw player everybody assumed I was a stoner. One day the subject came up around the house, I said 'O Really?... Ok fine, lets go right now' and I went to yellowonline.com found the nearest center and off we went. Worst $150 my stepdad ever spent, the next time I said that my word was taken.
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On December 13 2008 18:11 Yogurt wrote:
just bang her already
On December 13 2008 16:23 village_idiot wrote:
I dunno how to say this, but...
SHE WANTS YOUR COCK
what the fuck?
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make her smoke pot and she'll looooooose it
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she must be really jones'n
tell her to buy her own
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Netherlands19138 Posts
On December 13 2008 18:52 EpiK wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 16:23 village_idiot wrote:
I dunno how to say this, but...
SHE WANTS YOUR COCK what the fuck?
What? Maybe she's a MILF and there's no bloodrelation anyway.
Clear shot if you ask me!
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Stash a plastic bag of sugar in your room and when she calls you on it walk into the room holding all the ingredients necessary for a cake.
"Oh just bakin' "
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Is this kind of thing "normal" in other contries or something?
That parents are going through all your personal stuff? I read a simliar thing in the high thread..
One of the first things I learned, was not to go through my parents or brothers belongings and to respect their privacy...but then again my family isnt exactly the most normal one.
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On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!
Say, "Bitch be cool."
This; follow it up with the suggest that you want to be like two little Fonzies. Because what's Fonzie like? Cool.
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Bake her a cake with lots of weed in it, and point your finger when shes high.
Accuse her for smoking behind your dads back, and all of a sudden you're rid of her.
Mwaaahaha etc
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Rather than bringing up my kid properly, I too, would kick my son out because of some weed when he's still in high school.
Sounds like a great woman.
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Sounds like she really wants to get rid of you, if she really found something she would try to convince your dad to kick your out for sure.
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On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!
Say, "Bitch be cool."
haha pulp fiction her ass. Seriously though that shit ain't right. I'd talk with your dad and unless hes a pussy, he'll straighten that shit out.
also I see two commanders here
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I would just talk to her about it 
From what it sounds like, you don't sound like the kind of kid to be a pothead anyways, so just tell her you don't smoke weed, and just because her failure of a son was raised so badly by herself that she had to kick him out doesn't mean the same thing will happen with you.
Basically just turn it on her so that instead of her looking for ways that you're fucking up, it's you telling her about how she was a failure as a mother.
Lol then she'll get defensive instead of offensive and you'll have the upper hand.
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Ok, in all seriousness:
Avoid a direct confrontation that might explode, keep in mind you are going to be living with this person. As other people have pointed out, tell your father about it, any caring father would take steps to reduce tension here. If there has to be a direct confrontation, have your father there to mediate things.
No matter what happens, don't take shots at her son, that will just spark more tension. By avoiding this low blow, you can prove to her and your father that you are the bigger man, able to solve problems in a logical/civil manner.
gl
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Valhalla18444 Posts
On December 14 2008 09:33 -orb- wrote:I would just talk to her about it From what it sounds like, you don't sound like the kind of kid to be a pothead anyways, so just tell her you don't smoke weed, and just because her failure of a son was raised so badly by herself that she had to kick him out doesn't mean the same thing will happen with you. Basically just turn it on her so that instead of her looking for ways that you're fucking up, it's you telling her about how she was a failure as a mother. Lol then she'll get defensive instead of offensive and you'll have the upper hand.
how is that productive at all
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On December 14 2008 00:02 Salv wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!
Say, "Bitch be cool." This; follow it up with the suggest that you want to be like two little Fonzies. Because what's Fonzie like? Cool.
Women get frustrated and moody if they have not had sex for a while. Do her a favor and help her relax.
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go around your room and plant little slips of paper that say "getting warmer" and "getting colder".
could multiply it by having the "hot spot" as a jar of cookies or something.
for the cold spots, print out some advertisements that refer to weed, as in, the plant pest.
ie. "limited time offer! weed removal 20% off, call for estimate now!!"
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Schedule a meeting with her to discuss it. Show up in a suit and a pad of paper with questions written on it.
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You should buy a large quantity of ganja brownies and feed it to her. And maybe call the cops and say she was driving while high... atleast do the first part. Besides theres nothing at all wrong with the good ol' healing herb.
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Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.
When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to make dinner using the said oregano.
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On December 14 2008 19:32 wurm wrote:
Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.
When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to ask the bitch to make dinner using the said oregano.
Fixed it for you.
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So... where do you actually hide it?
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On December 14 2008 15:02 Hyperbola wrote:Show nested quote +On December 14 2008 00:02 Salv wrote:On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!
Say, "Bitch be cool." This; follow it up with the suggest that you want to be like two little Fonzies. Because what's Fonzie like? Cool. Women get frustrated and moody if they have not had sex for a while. Do her a favor and help her relax.
wtf is wrong with you?
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On December 14 2008 20:29 Klockan3 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 14 2008 19:32 wurm wrote:
Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.
When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to ask the bitch to make dinner using the said oregano. Fixed it for you.
wtf is wrong with you too?
Anyways, you should just sit down with everyone (you, father, stepmom) and discuss it. I would suggest not being aggressive and saying "stop searching my room for pot" at first. Just ask her to stop giong through your things to make sure everything is tidy (since thats what she claims). Respect of privacy is so imporatant and I would be quite suprised if you didn't get a positive response.
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On December 14 2008 19:32 wurm wrote:
Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.
When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to make dinner using the said oregano.
you know, I actually considered this, just because it would be funny as shit.
but it wouldnt solve anything so nyeh...
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Dear God, weed isn't even bad, in and of itself. I hate how society treats weed. So many commercials in the US (maybe elsewhere) that depict anyone who smokes weed as an utter failure. My favorite shows a little kid waiting around somewhere, and then a voice overs saying "I forgot to pick up my little brother from soccer practice ... because I got high."
Being an idiot makes you fail at things, not smoking weed. Not only that, but like someone mentioned, kicking her high school kid out because he has a little J? Completely retarded, she sounds like the worst parent ever. Sorry to knock her, and it sounds like you (op) are pretty anti-weed anyway, but that is beyond absurd.
Even if you detest weed and think it's the devil, you shouldn't kick a dependent child out of your house because of it. She shouldn't kick him out if she found out he was doing heroine, because it just means he needs help, and perhaps as his mother you should parent a little.
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On December 14 2008 16:17 fight_or_flight wrote:
Schedule a meeting with her to discuss it. Show up in a suit and a pad of paper with questions written on it.
This.
Seems like a classic case of Freud if you ask me.
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just ask her to smoke a fat blunt with you
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one of the rare areas in which having pothead parents is a plus
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On December 13 2008 15:06 DanceCommander wrote:
I swear to god when I turn 18 I'm going to by a gram of cocaine and gently sprinkle it about my room, just out of spite.
Just bring a fake ID to the cocaine store, works every time.
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leave a bunch of pictures of male models around
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Oh the day when she miraculously finds some pot somehow in your room =)
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On December 15 2008 03:05 Ancestral wrote:
Dear God, weed isn't even bad, in and of itself. I hate how society treats weed. So many commercials in the US (maybe elsewhere) that depict anyone who smokes weed as an utter failure. My favorite shows a little kid waiting around somewhere, and then a voice overs saying "I forgot to pick up my little brother from soccer practice ... because I got high."
Being an idiot makes you fail at things, not smoking weed. Not only that, but like someone mentioned, kicking her high school kid out because he has a little J? Completely retarded, she sounds like the worst parent ever. Sorry to knock her, and it sounds like you (op) are pretty anti-weed anyway, but that is beyond absurd.
Even if you detest weed and think it's the devil, you shouldn't kick a dependent child out of your house because of it. She shouldn't kick him out if she found out he was doing heroine, because it just means he needs help, and perhaps as his mother you should parent a little.
Actually, I do take a few hits every now and then, only on the rare occasions that I get drunk (and believe me, its not often). Don't worry about insulting her, she deserves it.
And that ninja turtles video is hilarious.
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IM NOT A CHICKEN YOU'RE ATURKEY
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On December 15 2008 03:05 Ancestral wrote:
Dear God, weed isn't even bad, in and of itself. I hate how society treats weed. So many commercials in the US (maybe elsewhere) that depict anyone who smokes weed as an utter failure. My favorite shows a little kid waiting around somewhere, and then a voice overs saying "I forgot to pick up my little brother from soccer practice ... because I got high."
Being an idiot makes you fail at things, not smoking weed. Not only that, but like someone mentioned, kicking her high school kid out because he has a little J? Completely retarded, she sounds like the worst parent ever. Sorry to knock her, and it sounds like you (op) are pretty anti-weed anyway, but that is beyond absurd.
Even if you detest weed and think it's the devil, you shouldn't kick a dependent child out of your house because of it. She shouldn't kick him out if she found out he was doing heroine, because it just means he needs help, and perhaps as his mother you should parent a little.
I seriously doubt his step mom just kicked her son out just for smoking weed. I'd garner to say that he had other things going on as well that tied in with the smoking weed. Also just because she's his step mom doesn't mean she doesn't have the right to discipline him. It's a tough situation to step into being a step parent I'm sure. I mean yes the real mom should still be able to participate as well, but if he's living with his dad and step mom then his step mom imo has the right to act as his mom and discipline him as she feels fit, as long as it's not going over board and all. I know how it is to live with a step parent and all. But yeah you should just sit down with your dad, step mom, and yourself and just discuss things and try to work them out that way instead of all the stupid comments these people have been telling you.
Also it's true that weed in itself isn't quite that bad, but smoking weed surely doesn't really help anything as well.
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whats the problem with some weed, some people is just dumb. Well get some marijuana cookies with a friend or someone and share with your family, that would make a great time for discussing things.
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