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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
December 13 2008 06:06 GMT
#1
She is pissing me off.

I come home everyday from school to find shit thrown apart all over my room, clothes tossed here, papers thrown there, random articles and shit littered about the floor and what not, and all for what? Because she found weed in her own loser son's room when he was high school and kicked him out?

No, fuck that shit. I run cross country and track, make decent grades and hang out with great people. I do not deserve to deal with this bull.

She claims she just goes through everything to see that its all neat and tidy, but I know what you want, you psycho. GUESS WUT YOOR NOT GETTING IT.

I swear to god when I turn 18 I'm going to by a gram of cocaine and gently sprinkle it about my room, just out of spite.

Oh, and if you happen to access this blog like that other poor kid that made that other blog dissing his mother, I apologize for any previous insults you may have read in this blog, and take a fucking hint that I am not a drug pothead loser like your own spawn.

/endrant

****
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10832 Posts
December 13 2008 06:09 GMT
#2
that sucks T_T
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Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 13 2008 06:09 GMT
#3
ahahha how is she going through things to see if its "tidy" if she's throwing shit everything
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
December 13 2008 06:10 GMT
#4
Oh that would have pissed me off. Depending on the stepmother, it might be possible to get her to agree not to enter the room if you truly take responsibility for it and clean it yourself etc, but I wouldn't count on it... especially given the history you provided.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
December 13 2008 06:17 GMT
#5
take a hit before you enter the front door, then blow all the smoke in her face.
that will solve all your problems probably.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 13 2008 06:37 GMT
#6
talk it out?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
December 13 2008 06:43 GMT
#7
get some locks?
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
BreaK
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada890 Posts
December 13 2008 06:46 GMT
#8
She's your STEPmom, not your mom. Tell your dad she needs to stay (the fuck) out of your shit.
formerly ClouD.BreaK ~ gogo KTF! & Liquid!
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 13 2008 06:49 GMT
#9
tell that bitch to chill!

Say, "Bitch be cool."
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
December 13 2008 06:50 GMT
#10
More like you need to STEP on her
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 13 2008 06:52 GMT
#11
On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!

Say, "Bitch be cool."

LOL
THIS!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
December 13 2008 07:04 GMT
#12
On December 13 2008 15:52 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!

Say, "Bitch be cool."

LOL
THIS!


LOL
NO!
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
December 13 2008 07:15 GMT
#13
Just plant some weed in her room. Or leave a note saying "you'll never find any". Anything really to indirectly get the point across, since you dont want direct confrontation.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 13 2008 07:16 GMT
#14
Ahh this is terrible...Definitely talk to your dad. Serious, if you aren't even her kid then why is she even taking such a ridiculously serious interest in whether or not you do drugs...
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
December 13 2008 07:17 GMT
#15
On December 13 2008 16:15 Divinek wrote:
Just plant some weed in her room. Or leave a note saying "you'll never find any". Anything really to indirectly get the point across, since you dont want direct confrontation.

That's actually a good idea, add more insult to it though, be like "You'll never find any, because I'm not your son"
Not bad for a cat toy.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 13 2008 07:20 GMT
#16
On December 13 2008 15:50 SayaSP wrote:
More like you need to STEP on her

LOL

its good because its so bad
posting on liquid sites in current year
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
December 13 2008 07:23 GMT
#17
I dunno how to say this, but...

SHE WANTS YOUR COCK
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 13 2008 07:48 GMT
#18
What the fuck? I'd slap the woman. She isn't your Mother, and she has no right blatantly going through your things just to reassure her son isn't a complete dope head. Which he probably is.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 13 2008 07:49 GMT
#19
hmm there was another guy on TL with the exact same problem... and he was getting tested every month b/c of his mom...
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
December 13 2008 08:31 GMT
#20
On December 13 2008 16:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
hmm there was another guy on TL with the exact same problem... and he was getting tested every month b/c of his mom...


looooooool oh god
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