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esla_sol
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States756 Posts
December 13 2008 08:35 GMT
#21
im not sure how smoking pot makes you a loser.

i blame the schools.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7579 Posts
December 13 2008 09:03 GMT
#22
My parents found my pot like 2 weeks after I first smoked when I was 18.

I stopped bringing pot home or allowing them to know when I'm high, that I do get high anything on the subject.

Thats about all they could do and it was nice, funny thing is that I eventually (now) have more or less stopped smoking pot just because old age and contentment settled it.... I guess being a parent does that

dude, seriously thou call her out on it HARD HARD HARD. See before I was 18 I never smoked pot, but because I was a long haired rocker, bw player everybody assumed I was a stoner. One day the subject came up around the house, I said 'O Really?... Ok fine, lets go right now' and I went to yellowonline.com found the nearest center and off we went. Worst $150 my stepdad ever spent, the next time I said that my word was taken.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 13 2008 09:11 GMT
#23
just bang her already
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
December 13 2008 09:52 GMT
#24
On December 13 2008 18:11 Yogurt wrote:
just bang her already


On December 13 2008 16:23 village_idiot wrote:
I dunno how to say this, but...

SHE WANTS YOUR COCK


what the fuck?
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
December 13 2008 09:58 GMT
#25
y so seri.... nvm
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
December 13 2008 10:15 GMT
#26
make her smoke pot and she'll looooooose it
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
December 13 2008 13:25 GMT
#27
she must be really jones'n
tell her to buy her own
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
December 13 2008 14:43 GMT
#28
On December 13 2008 18:52 EpiK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 18:11 Yogurt wrote:
just bang her already


Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 16:23 village_idiot wrote:
I dunno how to say this, but...

SHE WANTS YOUR COCK


what the fuck?

What? Maybe she's a MILF and there's no bloodrelation anyway.

Clear shot if you ask me!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
December 13 2008 14:47 GMT
#29
Stash a plastic bag of sugar in your room and when she calls you on it walk into the room holding all the ingredients necessary for a cake.

"Oh just bakin' "
It felt like gravity.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
December 13 2008 14:54 GMT
#30
Is this kind of thing "normal" in other contries or something?
That parents are going through all your personal stuff? I read a simliar thing in the high thread..

One of the first things I learned, was not to go through my parents or brothers belongings and to respect their privacy...but then again my family isnt exactly the most normal one.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
December 13 2008 15:02 GMT
#31
On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!

Say, "Bitch be cool."


This; follow it up with the suggest that you want to be like two little Fonzies. Because what's Fonzie like? Cool.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
December 13 2008 15:12 GMT
#32
Bake her a cake with lots of weed in it, and point your finger when shes high.
Accuse her for smoking behind your dads back, and all of a sudden you're rid of her.
Mwaaahaha etc
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 13 2008 15:23 GMT
#33
Rather than bringing up my kid properly, I too, would kick my son out because of some weed when he's still in high school.

Sounds like a great woman.
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
December 13 2008 18:28 GMT
#34
Sounds like she really wants to get rid of you, if she really found something she would try to convince your dad to kick your out for sure.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
December 14 2008 00:20 GMT
#35
On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!

Say, "Bitch be cool."


haha pulp fiction her ass. Seriously though that shit ain't right. I'd talk with your dad and unless hes a pussy, he'll straighten that shit out.

also I see two commanders here
XK ßubonic
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
December 14 2008 00:33 GMT
#36
I would just talk to her about it

From what it sounds like, you don't sound like the kind of kid to be a pothead anyways, so just tell her you don't smoke weed, and just because her failure of a son was raised so badly by herself that she had to kick him out doesn't mean the same thing will happen with you.

Basically just turn it on her so that instead of her looking for ways that you're fucking up, it's you telling her about how she was a failure as a mother.

Lol then she'll get defensive instead of offensive and you'll have the upper hand.
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 14 2008 00:48 GMT
#37
Ok, in all seriousness:

Avoid a direct confrontation that might explode, keep in mind you are going to be living with this person. As other people have pointed out, tell your father about it, any caring father would take steps to reduce tension here. If there has to be a direct confrontation, have your father there to mediate things.

No matter what happens, don't take shots at her son, that will just spark more tension. By avoiding this low blow, you can prove to her and your father that you are the bigger man, able to solve problems in a logical/civil manner.

gl
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 14 2008 02:55 GMT
#38
On December 14 2008 09:33 -orb- wrote:
I would just talk to her about it

From what it sounds like, you don't sound like the kind of kid to be a pothead anyways, so just tell her you don't smoke weed, and just because her failure of a son was raised so badly by herself that she had to kick him out doesn't mean the same thing will happen with you.

Basically just turn it on her so that instead of her looking for ways that you're fucking up, it's you telling her about how she was a failure as a mother.

Lol then she'll get defensive instead of offensive and you'll have the upper hand.


how is that productive at all
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2554 Posts
December 14 2008 06:02 GMT
#39
On December 14 2008 00:02 Salv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!

Say, "Bitch be cool."


This; follow it up with the suggest that you want to be like two little Fonzies. Because what's Fonzie like? Cool.


Women get frustrated and moody if they have not had sex for a while. Do her a favor and help her relax.
####
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
December 14 2008 06:10 GMT
#40
go around your room and plant little slips of paper that say "getting warmer" and "getting colder".

could multiply it by having the "hot spot" as a jar of cookies or something.

for the cold spots, print out some advertisements that refer to weed, as in, the plant pest.
ie. "limited time offer! weed removal 20% off, call for estimate now!!"
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
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