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fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
December 14 2008 07:17 GMT
#41
Schedule a meeting with her to discuss it. Show up in a suit and a pad of paper with questions written on it.
Do you really want chat rooms?
mog87
Profile Joined October 2008
United States1586 Posts
December 14 2008 10:11 GMT
#42
You should buy a large quantity of ganja brownies and feed it to her. And maybe call the cops and say she was driving while high... atleast do the first part. Besides theres nothing at all wrong with the good ol' healing herb.
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-14 10:33:11
December 14 2008 10:32 GMT
#43
Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.

When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to make dinner using the said oregano.
I know where my towel is.
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
December 14 2008 11:29 GMT
#44
On December 14 2008 19:32 wurm wrote:
Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.

When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to ask the bitch to make dinner using the said oregano.

Fixed it for you.
Gretchen
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Germany128 Posts
December 14 2008 12:19 GMT
#45
So... where do you actually hide it?
there are no girls on the internet
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-14 16:46:20
December 14 2008 16:44 GMT
#46
On December 14 2008 15:02 Hyperbola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 00:02 Salv wrote:
On December 13 2008 15:49 CommanderFluffy wrote:
tell that bitch to chill!

Say, "Bitch be cool."


This; follow it up with the suggest that you want to be like two little Fonzies. Because what's Fonzie like? Cool.


Women get frustrated and moody if they have not had sex for a while. Do her a favor and help her relax.

wtf is wrong with you?

EDIT:
On December 14 2008 20:29 Klockan3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 19:32 wurm wrote:
Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.

When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to ask the bitch to make dinner using the said oregano.

Fixed it for you.

wtf is wrong with you too?

Anyways, you should just sit down with everyone (you, father, stepmom) and discuss it. I would suggest not being aggressive and saying "stop searching my room for pot" at first. Just ask her to stop giong through your things to make sure everything is tidy (since thats what she claims). Respect of privacy is so imporatant and I would be quite suprised if you didn't get a positive response.
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
December 14 2008 18:00 GMT
#47
On December 14 2008 19:32 wurm wrote:
Buy a large bag of oregano, transfer contents to ziplock bag. Hide bag in your room.

When she finds it, thank her for finding it and proceed to make dinner using the said oregano.


you know, I actually considered this, just because it would be funny as shit.

but it wouldnt solve anything so nyeh...
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
December 14 2008 18:05 GMT
#48
Dear God, weed isn't even bad, in and of itself. I hate how society treats weed. So many commercials in the US (maybe elsewhere) that depict anyone who smokes weed as an utter failure. My favorite shows a little kid waiting around somewhere, and then a voice overs saying "I forgot to pick up my little brother from soccer practice ... because I got high."

Being an idiot makes you fail at things, not smoking weed. Not only that, but like someone mentioned, kicking her high school kid out because he has a little J? Completely retarded, she sounds like the worst parent ever. Sorry to knock her, and it sounds like you (op) are pretty anti-weed anyway, but that is beyond absurd.

Even if you detest weed and think it's the devil, you shouldn't kick a dependent child out of your house because of it. She shouldn't kick him out if she found out he was doing heroine, because it just means he needs help, and perhaps as his mother you should parent a little.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
December 14 2008 18:35 GMT
#49
On December 14 2008 16:17 fight_or_flight wrote:
Schedule a meeting with her to discuss it. Show up in a suit and a pad of paper with questions written on it.

This.

Seems like a classic case of Freud if you ask me.
We see things they'll never see
Myxomatosis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2392 Posts
December 14 2008 20:19 GMT
#50
just ask her to smoke a fat blunt with you
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
December 14 2008 21:55 GMT
#51
WAHHH

Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 14 2008 22:58 GMT
#52
one of the rare areas in which having pothead parents is a plus
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 15 2008 01:30 GMT
#53
On December 13 2008 15:06 DanceCommander wrote:
I swear to god when I turn 18 I'm going to by a gram of cocaine and gently sprinkle it about my room, just out of spite.

Just bring a fake ID to the cocaine store, works every time.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
December 15 2008 01:39 GMT
#54
leave a bunch of pictures of male models around
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 15 2008 03:38 GMT
#55
Oh the day when she miraculously finds some pot somehow in your room =)
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
December 15 2008 03:40 GMT
#56
On December 15 2008 03:05 Ancestral wrote:
Dear God, weed isn't even bad, in and of itself. I hate how society treats weed. So many commercials in the US (maybe elsewhere) that depict anyone who smokes weed as an utter failure. My favorite shows a little kid waiting around somewhere, and then a voice overs saying "I forgot to pick up my little brother from soccer practice ... because I got high."

Being an idiot makes you fail at things, not smoking weed. Not only that, but like someone mentioned, kicking her high school kid out because he has a little J? Completely retarded, she sounds like the worst parent ever. Sorry to knock her, and it sounds like you (op) are pretty anti-weed anyway, but that is beyond absurd.

Even if you detest weed and think it's the devil, you shouldn't kick a dependent child out of your house because of it. She shouldn't kick him out if she found out he was doing heroine, because it just means he needs help, and perhaps as his mother you should parent a little.


Actually, I do take a few hits every now and then, only on the rare occasions that I get drunk (and believe me, its not often). Don't worry about insulting her, she deserves it.

And that ninja turtles video is hilarious.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 15 2008 03:49 GMT
#57
IM NOT A CHICKEN YOU'RE ATURKEY
posting on liquid sites in current year
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 15 2008 03:50 GMT
#58
*slams locker*
posting on liquid sites in current year
DukE_ss
Profile Joined June 2007
United States689 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-15 04:02:38
December 15 2008 04:00 GMT
#59
On December 15 2008 03:05 Ancestral wrote:
Dear God, weed isn't even bad, in and of itself. I hate how society treats weed. So many commercials in the US (maybe elsewhere) that depict anyone who smokes weed as an utter failure. My favorite shows a little kid waiting around somewhere, and then a voice overs saying "I forgot to pick up my little brother from soccer practice ... because I got high."

Being an idiot makes you fail at things, not smoking weed. Not only that, but like someone mentioned, kicking her high school kid out because he has a little J? Completely retarded, she sounds like the worst parent ever. Sorry to knock her, and it sounds like you (op) are pretty anti-weed anyway, but that is beyond absurd.

Even if you detest weed and think it's the devil, you shouldn't kick a dependent child out of your house because of it. She shouldn't kick him out if she found out he was doing heroine, because it just means he needs help, and perhaps as his mother you should parent a little.


I seriously doubt his step mom just kicked her son out just for smoking weed. I'd garner to say that he had other things going on as well that tied in with the smoking weed. Also just because she's his step mom doesn't mean she doesn't have the right to discipline him. It's a tough situation to step into being a step parent I'm sure. I mean yes the real mom should still be able to participate as well, but if he's living with his dad and step mom then his step mom imo has the right to act as his mom and discipline him as she feels fit, as long as it's not going over board and all. I know how it is to live with a step parent and all. But yeah you should just sit down with your dad, step mom, and yourself and just discuss things and try to work them out that way instead of all the stupid comments these people have been telling you.

Also it's true that weed in itself isn't quite that bad, but smoking weed surely doesn't really help anything as well.
“When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.” William Arthur Ward "You are what you think, You become what you think, What you think becomes reality." Phil Hellmuth
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
December 15 2008 05:19 GMT
#60
whats the problem with some weed, some people is just dumb. Well get some marijuana cookies with a friend or someone and share with your family, that would make a great time for discussing things.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
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