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Hey TL. I liked this girl(was a crush stupid but 14 year old hormones told me otherwise) and decided to just not say anything committing on MSN until I meet her in real life again. She was always busy or didn't respond to my weak comments about hanging out together. So 6 months passed and I decided that about 50 minutes ago was the time I made my move.
I'll post the initiation rights I had with my friend.
(9:14:07 PM) † . Rιкuu -: lol so whats up?
(9:14:18 PM) Joseph: I'm going all in right now.
(9:14:22 PM) Joseph: Launch me.
(9:14:24 PM) Joseph: 3-2-1 me.
(9:14:26 PM) Joseph: GO.
(9:14:28 PM) Joseph: Do it!
(9:14:34 PM) Joseph: ANDREW SHOVE THE SWORD.
(9:14:37 PM) Joseph: THROUGH MY HEART.
(9:14:38 PM) Joseph: NOW!
(9:14:49 PM) † . Rιкuu -: YES.
(9:14:54 PM) Joseph: count me down.
(9:14:56 PM) Joseph: This is the zipline.
(9:14:57 PM) † . Rιкuu -: GO ALL IN MOTHA ! 5
(9:14:59 PM) † . Rιкuu -: 4
(9:14:59 PM) † . Rιкuu -: 3
(9:15:00 PM) † . Rιкuu -: 2
(9:15:01 PM) † . Rιкuu -: 1
(9:15:04 PM) Joseph: OH SHITTT
(9:15:08 PM) † . Rιкuu -: GO GET YOURSELF FUCKED!!.
(9:15:32 PM) Joseph: LOL.!!
(9:15:34 PM) Joseph: NO RESPONSE!
(9:15:36 PM) Joseph: High five!
(9:15:39 PM) † . Rιкuu -: LMFAO!.
(9:15:43 PM) Joseph: APOLLO 13!!
(9:15:50 PM) Joseph: Bitches! pew pew lasers!
(9:16:09 PM) Joseph: LOL.
(9:16:10 PM) Joseph: still nothing.
(9:16:14 PM) † . Rιкuu -: LMFAO!. PA POW PA POW POW POW RA TA TA TAA BOOMB BOOMMB PSHH PSHH PSHH!!
Well after that...
I just totally rambo'ed the server and screwed up really hard. It wasn't that bad though because in that moment, most of my feelings dissolved and I was able to calm down. She didn't really understand what I was trying to say besides the massive cliche crap like ...
(9:18:46 PM) Joseph:Uh, I've been thinking and I'd really like to hang out with you... .. . ...
(9:19:38 PM) Joseph: I don't know what you'd think though... since you're always busy.
(9:21:52 PM) - girl: .. oh. hang ?
(9:21:59 PM) - girl: well i am a busy bee..
(9:22:10 PM) Joseph: YES!!! I'm crazy about you!! I NEED YOU !! LOL all that good stuff.
(9:23:02 PM) Joseph: Oh sorry, I guess it was supposed to be 15 minutes no rush.
(9:23:03 PM) Joseph: ...
(9:24:52 PM) - girl: woah
(9:25:03 PM) Joseph: lol hehe... I guess I got too excited.
(9:26:19 PM) Joseph: Well... I wanted to tell you if we ever saw each other again... but it didn't seem likely.
(9:26:33 PM) Joseph: At least in the near future so...
(9:27:12 PM) - girl: .. what are you trying to say ?
(9:28:12 PM) Joseph: I don't know.
(9:28:14 PM) Joseph: Seriously.
After that failure, I just tried to dissolve everything. And we had a fairly normal conversation afterwards. Most of those crushy feelings are gone and I'm not sure what to do now. I pretty much don't have any friends that I can hang out with afterschool since they're either busy or live too far away. Maybe I should work out at the gym?
Note: The last thing that made me do all of that was the thought that I might be an AFC or have one-itis.
Okay, I guess what I'd like out of this is to just get some advice from you guys since you guys are awesome. Advice like, how to improve my socially inept social skills and how I should adjust my attitude towards girls and stuff. I went to an all-boys school for 5 years of my life. (Gr 4-7, 9) Maybe you guys could share some stories or something as well? That'd be great. System Specs:Guitar, Poker(Yes, I know I'm underaged, playing on Titan Poker), Singing, Piano, Listening to music, reading books. All revolve around my computer.
Please believe me when I tell you I'll put 100% effort into any tips you guys think I should do.
 
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(9:23:02 PM) Joseph: Oh sorry, I guess it was supposed to be 15 minutes no rush.
I really hope this isn't real.
That entire thing just failed because you went overboard like "OMG IM CRAZY FOR YOU" and then you're like "uhhh idk what i was talking about", IMO you were doing okay for a little
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On November 17 2008 12:35 Pokebunny wrote:Show nested quote +(9:23:02 PM) Joseph: Oh sorry, I guess it was supposed to be 15 minutes no rush. I really hope this isn't real. That entire thing just failed because you went overboard like "OMG IM CRAZY FOR YOU" and then you're like "uhhh idk what i was talking about", IMO you were doing okay for a little
lol so true.
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WHAT!!!, Oh, damn. There's always next year I guess.
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Guitar douchebag wins girls. For real.
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lol, i can't tell if this is a joke. If not ehh, just try and meet new people, you don't have to always hang out with your old friends, approach more people and try having a conversation, and not taking the outcomes more than what it really means... GL
just be careful when you play your guitar infront of a girl, if she gets the vibe that you're trying to impress her, it'll just backfire.
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you suck ass but its ok, you're 14, you're allowed to suck ass
just stop sucking ass soon
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I really hope the 15 minutes no rush was just creative exaduration... lol
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Watch porn, that cures one-itis.
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DUde, you've read pickup material. Where the hell was it? You never ask a girl out on MSN. NEVER. Man up, and btw try to leave the nerdy comments out of girl territory, lmao.
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Jesus that was some epic fail... Oh well, at least a girl blog entertained me for once. =(
"(9:22:10 PM) Joseph: YES!!! I'm crazy about you!! I NEED YOU !! LOL all that good stuff."
Jump the gun, much? You were doing fine until you went all weirdo freak on her.
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HAHAHAH wow man you DESERVE to fail after asking out someone on MSN man.... Seriously I do feel bad for you, but really even when I was 14 even I wasn't dumb enough to ask someone out online. Find a new chick, hang out with her, and ASK HER OUT IN PERSON please... You're only 14, and you got a million more chances ( only if you don't ask them out on MSN though). LOL good luck
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yeah this one is gone forever, bud
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You totally owned yourself there..... Epic fail after you went all crazy.
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On November 17 2008 13:07 MetalMarine wrote:
HAHAHAH wow man you DESERVE to fail after asking out someone on MSN man.... Seriously I do feel bad for you, but really even when I was 14 even I wasn't dumb enough to ask someone out online. Find a new chick, hang out with her, and ASK HER OUT IN PERSON please... You're only 14, and you got a million more chances ( only if you don't ask them out on MSN though). LOL good luck
Yeah really.
In person, even if you fail you get to look back on it and think 'I had balls at least.' Imo, it's even a good memory and usually worth a few laughs or two with your friends.
If you do it online it's like...you look back on it and you failed and also had no balls.
Edit: Best way to learn is to fail though. And...
Don't sweat it homes, bitches ain't shit.
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Entertaining to be sure, but a failure nonetheless. My recommendation is play some school sports, good way to make friends/meet girls.
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On November 17 2008 13:20 KaiserReinhard wrote:
Entertaining to be sure, but a failure nonetheless. My recommendation is play some school sports, good way to make friends/meet girls.
Yeah, best way to get over one girl is another girl. This guy has it right, ffs what a genius 3rd post.
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On November 17 2008 13:17 Fontong wrote:
Don't sweat it homes, bitches ain't shit.
There's always the next girl, goodluck xp. Learn guitar.
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EPT
