(9:18:46 PM) Joseph:Uh, I've been thinking and I'd really like to hang out with you... .. . ...
(9:19:38 PM) Joseph: I don't know what you'd think though... since you're always busy.

God, you tripped over your dick at the very start. 1st line is very un-Reach like, 2nd was probably taken rudely because girls are insane.

BanZu

United States3329 Posts

November 17 2008 05:01 GMT

#22

Instead of saying "I'd really like to hang out with you"

Try "There's ______ happening next _______, interested?"

Treat her like a friend first, not like someone you want make out with.

Straylight

Canada706 Posts

November 17 2008 05:22 GMT

#23

I'm pretty sure all the "..." makes you come off even more unconfident, and on the internet of all places haha. Do you seriously type like that?

MetalMarine

United States1559 Posts

November 17 2008 06:17 GMT

#24

ALL teens please learn from this fella's mistake. It will serve you very well

clazziquai

6685 Posts

November 17 2008 08:22 GMT

#25

DID YOU SERIOUSLY SAY, "15 minutes no rush" Come on, even if I loved games that much, I don't say any gaming terms in real life! :o

Sorry, but epic fail =(

Frits

11782 Posts

November 17 2008 08:30 GMT

#26

Damnit don't go all napoleon dynamite on her.

The guitar thing will probably work best for you. And don't ask chicks out on msn, get to know her a little and know she likes you at least a little and then ask her out IN REAL LIFE.

Frits

11782 Posts

November 17 2008 08:39 GMT

#27

and stop talking about shit like '15 minutes no rush' or 'my system specs are'

you're not the sherminator, just stop it

BroOd

Austin10831 Posts

November 17 2008 08:49 GMT

#28

This is like seriously some Ricky Gervais shit, I'm just so embarrassed for you.

Mastermind

Canada7096 Posts

November 17 2008 09:13 GMT

#29

There is no way that conversation is real. It has to be a fake. No one would say that shit.

barth

Ireland1272 Posts

November 17 2008 10:19 GMT

#30

Just pretend you are confident and talk to her... Also don`t be too polite, chicks don`t like it. And never ever talk to her about anything computer-game related. -_-

frozenclaw

Canada409 Posts

November 17 2008 12:02 GMT

#31

LOL, I've known her for like 3 years. But it's true, I shouldn't have asked her out on MSN. And it's real, I happened to say that shit lol. And I admit the number of ...'s was uncommon of me.

edit: I guess I didn't really ask her out either.

poilord

Germany3252 Posts

November 17 2008 19:15 GMT

#32

don't do drugs : /

inertinept

Bangladesh1195 Posts

November 17 2008 20:44 GMT

#33

to lol or not to lol

MetalMarine

United States1559 Posts

November 17 2008 21:03 GMT

#34

If you use that many ....'s on the internet, I can see like 10 minutes worth of silence in real life, just standing there looking all awkward.... LOL...

Equinox_kr

United States7395 Posts

November 17 2008 21:12 GMT

#35

On November 17 2008 12:38 conCentrate9 wrote:

Show nested quote +

lol so true.

WTF NO? THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC MESSAGE OF THEM ALL

arb

Noobville17921 Posts

November 17 2008 22:45 GMT

#36

(9:27:12 PM) - girl: .. what are you trying to say ?
(9:28:12 PM) Joseph: I don't know.
(9:28:14 PM) Joseph: Seriously.

FAIL.

frozenclaw

Canada409 Posts

November 17 2008 23:02 GMT

#37

It was MSN and I didn't know what to do. I was really frakked I suddenly remembered the http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html article.

klizzer

517 Posts

November 17 2008 23:14 GMT

#38

Don't worry, dude. Tell her your brother/friend/5-year old cousin typed that.

Jokes aside, time to move on. At least you'll know that you shouldn't do that sort of thing on MSN again...

FragKrag

United States11549 Posts

November 17 2008 23:46 GMT

#39

my god ;_;

just learn some chords on a guitar and play them in succession.

pinoieboie

Canada1 Post

November 18 2008 00:11 GMT

#40

frozenclaw man.. its me andrew.. u c... you still got like.. im estimating about 50 YEARS TO TALK TO HER STILL.. you and her will get over it a lik3 ... yea.. youll just get over it. lmfao
CMON YOU GOT THIS MAN.. you lost a few siege tanks to some nooby vultures.. and your like wtf.. how did i lost to vultures.. but dont worry man.. you got like 5 barracks spawning like billions of marines man.and you still got more sieges comin man.. just gotta micro real hard at three fronts man. and you can pwn him. VICTORY IS OURS.!! FOR THE LIVING !!