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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 01:00:35
August 26 2008 00:25 GMT
#1
Girl and SHIRTS!
semioldguy


I invited her over to a small party at our place. one of our friends is leaving to China for a year and a group of us were getting together as part of her send-off. With some debate we decided on a place for dinner and all headed off for that, staying until the place closed.

After dinner the lot of us made the trek to a Korean karaoke house for more drinks and lots of other fun. We stayed there until they closed as well. She sang a couple songs with me. When we left I took her and one of her friends back to my place where the three of us hung out for a bit, all still under a bit of alcohol influence.

A little after 3am she decides to walk her friend home as she always does when the both of them are over here, she lives about a block from me. I tell her to stop by on her way back to her car.

She comes back and spends the night with me, which was a lot of fun. We woke up and watched a movie, snuggling on the couch before going to a late breakfast together. We came back and played a game together a few times (I always won). She had to get home though as she didn't have any spare clothes here and needed to meet a friend for coffee later in the day.

I still like her, and she likes me as well (or at least it would seem so based on the interaction together we tend to have). She departed and I went to investigate a box in my living room....

Rewind a bit, back to the snuggling and movie-watching. There is a knock on the door at precisely 10:30am. the FedEx man has a package...
+ Show Spoiler [Package] +
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I carefully wield my pair of orange scissors and delicately slice open the box that has come all the way from South Korea. I know exactly what is inside and I don't know how to contain my excitement. I lift the flaps of the cardboard box and am greeted by an orgasmic sight.
+ Show Spoiler [Orgasmic Sight] +
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Without changing my pants I pull the box onto the floor and gently stroke the packaging of the top shirt. It caresses me back with an indescribable bliss. In return I free it from the box and begin freeing the other shirts as well. At last they all lay around me on my floor.

I begin to imagine spending the rest of my life together with these shirts, but that is just a dream. Soon they will all be claimed and shipped out across the continent to find new lovers with souls in need of caressing. And they will live and create happy lives beyond my apartment.

But for now I bask in the wonderment of being surrounded by so many of them!


Note: We will make a newspost with details of when the lottery will be within the next few days so you don't need to spam f5 in hopes of getting one. We want to try to make it as fair as possible for everyone who wants to get one.

To help get these to as many people who want them, no one will be able to purchase more than one shirt.


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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 26 2008 00:28 GMT
#2
I LOVE YOU! yes once i get mine, i'll sleep with it everyday and wear it daily, until people stop asking "what is cj entus?"
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Agavond
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
448 Posts
August 26 2008 00:31 GMT
#3
Girls and shirts...Didn't think it was going to be quite direct.
O.oSins Since Op Cal
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 26 2008 00:46 GMT
#4
NIce and nice!
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 00:52:31
August 26 2008 00:52 GMT
#5
What the fuck where can we get one

edit: I fucking want one NAO
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
August 26 2008 00:53 GMT
#6
Are all the staff members getting boxes of shirts O_O?
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 00:55:03
August 26 2008 00:54 GMT
#7
On August 26 2008 09:53 JinSol wrote:
Are all the staff members getting boxes of shirts O_O?


No. We had one shipment to North America and one shipment to Europe.
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MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
August 26 2008 01:05 GMT
#8
That looks soooooooooo sexy
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
August 26 2008 01:18 GMT
#9
Nice. Even the CJ Entus shirts get more intimacy than that girl.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
August 26 2008 01:29 GMT
#10
I still think postcount should be considered ^_^
^-^
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 26 2008 01:30 GMT
#11
Note: We will make a newspost with details of when the lottery will be within the next few days so you don't need to spam f5 in hopes of getting one. We want to try to make it as fair as possible for everyone who wants to get one.

To help get these to as many people who want them, no one will be able to purchase more than one shirt.

question: lottery as in literally you putting the names of people who says they'll get one definatly, and then drawing it out?

Or is it going to be like first come first serve thing?
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 26 2008 01:39 GMT
#12
On August 26 2008 10:30 YanGpaN wrote:
Show nested quote +
Note: We will make a newspost with details of when the lottery will be within the next few days so you don't need to spam f5 in hopes of getting one. We want to try to make it as fair as possible for everyone who wants to get one.

To help get these to as many people who want them, no one will be able to purchase more than one shirt.

question: lottery as in literally you putting the names of people who says they'll get one definatly, and then drawing it out?

Or is it going to be like first come first serve thing?


yes, a lottery like that. We don't really see any other fair way to distrubute something in such short supply with such high demand
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 26 2008 01:43 GMT
#13
So theres gonna be a lottery and then you can choose to buy it? How much?
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
August 26 2008 01:47 GMT
#14
I wonder how many faggots will try to enter the raffle multiple times -_-
Oh no
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
August 26 2008 02:01 GMT
#15
Can you give us the measurements (not just sizes) so we know what we're buying?
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 26 2008 02:10 GMT
#16
Where do you live, if possible could I request special shipping methods or maybe pick it up myself if feasible?
talismania
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States2364 Posts
August 26 2008 02:17 GMT
#17
On August 26 2008 10:47 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
I wonder how many faggots will try to enter the raffle multiple times -_-


I'm sure that they will impose a join date restriction on it.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 26 2008 02:19 GMT
#18
On August 26 2008 11:17 talismania wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2008 10:47 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
I wonder how many faggots will try to enter the raffle multiple times -_-


I'm sure that they will impose a join date restriction on it.


QUICK Create multiple accoutns now before its too late!!
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
August 26 2008 02:21 GMT
#19
There's a rumor going around that Savior put most of his gosu powers inside these shirts and that's why he was in a slump. Then his fans started harassing him about his lack of gosu-ness so he took some shirts and reabsorbed his gosu powers and that's why there are only limited numbers.
this is my quote.
D00dles
Profile Joined June 2008
Cambodia217 Posts
August 26 2008 02:25 GMT
#20
Wow that's sick.
"This. How people cant see it is beyond me... how making a copy of something is stealing is also beyond me. Is it stealing to make a photo copy of a book?" - HuskyTheHusky
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 02:37:06
August 26 2008 02:36 GMT
#21
The sole reason why anyone clicked on your blog was because of THE SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 26 2008 02:43 GMT
#22
On August 26 2008 11:36 thoraxe wrote:
The sole reason why anyone clicked on your blog was because of THE SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol and we were forced to read about your life story.. xD but don't worry i think most of us dont mind.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Juicyfruit
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada5484 Posts
August 26 2008 03:01 GMT
#23
Between the girl and the shirts, which one would you pick ?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 26 2008 03:01 GMT
#24
HOLY OMGMOGOMG
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 03:24:08
August 26 2008 03:07 GMT
#25
On August 26 2008 11:19 YanGpaN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2008 11:17 talismania wrote:
On August 26 2008 10:47 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
I wonder how many faggots will try to enter the raffle multiple times -_-


I'm sure that they will impose a join date restriction on it.


QUICK Create multiple accoutns now before its too late!!

It's too late

On August 26 2008 11:43 YanGpaN wrote:
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On August 26 2008 11:36 thoraxe wrote:
The sole reason why anyone clicked on your blog was because of THE SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol and we were forced to read about your life story.. xD but don't worry i think most of us dont mind.

Well, any thread with girl in the title is also going to get clicked. Think of this as a double feature :p
I was going to post the girl story anyway, it just so happened that both things happened in the same day.

On August 26 2008 12:01 Juicyfruit wrote:
Between the girl and the shirts, which one would you pick ?

Fortunately neither the girl or the shirts will make me pick between the two. I'd pick the shirts though :p
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Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
August 26 2008 04:03 GMT
#26
Wow they look amazing.
Super serious.
Little-Chimp
Profile Joined February 2008
Canada948 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 04:11:35
August 26 2008 04:07 GMT
#27
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On August 26 2008 09:25 semioldguy wrote:
She comes back and spends the night with me, which was a lot of fun. We woke up and watched a movie, snuggling on the couch before going to a late breakfast together. We came back and played a game together a few times (I always won). She had to get home though as she didn't have any spare clothes here and needed to meet a friend for coffee later in the day.

Oh thank god
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 26 2008 04:20 GMT
#28
On August 26 2008 13:07 Little-Chimp wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 26 2008 09:25 semioldguy wrote:
She comes back and spends the night with me, which was a lot of fun. We woke up and watched a movie, snuggling on the couch before going to a late breakfast together. We came back and played a game together a few times (I always won). She had to get home though as she didn't have any spare clothes here and needed to meet a friend for coffee later in the day.

Oh thank god


There are some games she completely destroys me at. I cannot beat her at Go Fish, and I don't know why because I know she doesn't cheat or anything. We usually play card games together. Today we played a game I was good at, though one she also had fun playing.
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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 26 2008 04:26 GMT
#29
Go Fish? screw the fish, just play Go.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 04:57:38
August 26 2008 04:57 GMT
#30
I have Go as well. But the Go Fish has other reasons why we play it rather than it just being Go Fish.
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fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
August 26 2008 05:00 GMT
#31
strip go fish?
that sounds....interesting
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 26 2008 05:06 GMT
#32
lol... not if I always am the loser
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 26 2008 06:52 GMT
#33
--- Nuked ---
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
August 26 2008 06:53 GMT
#34
play her at ITG, then she'll see whats up
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-26 07:17:07
August 26 2008 07:16 GMT
#35
I expected pictures of the girl in a cj shirt
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 26 2008 07:26 GMT
#36
On August 26 2008 16:16 pachi wrote:
I expected pictures of the girl in a cj shirt

...perhaps next time, red & black is her favorite clothing color combo.
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