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OakHill
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States168 Posts
July 06 2008 06:53 GMT
#1
I hobnestly think i am the next jesus of christ i have felt that way isnce im born i have been waiting for a sign ive never been 100% sure but I feel like i have a great purpose and i am not just stome dumb stupid fucking human here for no purpsoe other than to do then ascent o heavne i feel like i am the saviro f mankind i am supposed to save us from nothingnes and help lead the world to ap taht of meaning a path of worth living a path thats worth fighting for. we live for nothing wre die ofr ntihign life has no meaning i truly lebeinve i am here to show us ehte way to true happiness in the iafterlife and giveup rupseo to why we are really here

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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 06 2008 06:54 GMT
#2
drunkeeeeyyy
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 06 2008 06:56 GMT
#3
there were many dueds with sandals that said they were the messiah. i believe all of them
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
HypnoticPoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Singapore291 Posts
July 06 2008 07:00 GMT
#4
Go to bed.
MEOW.
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
July 06 2008 07:01 GMT
#5
I honestly figured that Jesus of Christ (That's like, a double jesus, or something) would have better spelling and post his epiphany on a stone tablet somewhere in the mountains instead of a starcraft site.

I guess I'd have been wrong!
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-06 07:37:35
July 06 2008 07:37 GMT
#6
There are two different times of "kinda drunk". One when you're actually kinda drunk. You've had a few drinks and you feel it starting to affect you. The second is when you're so drunk that you don't realize you're really drunk and you think you're "kinda drunk". Something tells me you're in the latter stage
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
July 06 2008 07:49 GMT
#7
I have a feeling that many incoherent blogs will be closed tonight :S
This is one even funnier than the last!
re what HypnoticPoo said...
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
July 06 2008 07:49 GMT
#8
Or he's fucking up his typing to seem drunk and cool. I know lots of people including myself that dont slur their typing to match their speech when inebriated.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
July 06 2008 07:53 GMT
#9
I think Oakhill is right... He is here to save us all.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 06 2008 08:12 GMT
#10
I am rather disapointed with this one
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
July 06 2008 11:05 GMT
#11
manner pls.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
July 06 2008 12:41 GMT
#12
On July 06 2008 15:53 OakHill wrote:
.... and giveup rupseo to why we are really here


rupseo?
aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
July 06 2008 14:51 GMT
#13
outch, the benefits of growing up with tv.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9108 Posts
July 06 2008 14:59 GMT
#14
It's true!!! He is the messiah. The evil mod crew is persecuting him!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32132 Posts
July 06 2008 15:26 GMT
#15
Mr. Oakhill, season two is not off to a good start!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 06 2008 15:43 GMT
#16
NO!!!! He got pew pew pew'd


We warned you this would happen T.T
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
July 06 2008 16:11 GMT
#17
If you had seen me at WWI, you'd realize I am actually Jesus.
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 06 2008 16:28 GMT
#18
are you black?

oh yea, scott is the next coming for sure.

Hallelujah!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 06 2008 16:36 GMT
#19
He will rise from his lock... and no one will ever find the body.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
July 06 2008 18:48 GMT
#20
OakHill...

You let me down, I loved you, and you got banned for your selfish needs.
...
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
July 06 2008 18:55 GMT
#21
BURST LAZARS!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
July 06 2008 19:32 GMT
#22
isn't stopping a drunken spree supposed to be a 2 day ban, not 2 week? if so, does that mean oakhill did something wrong other than loading tl.net while drunk?
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
July 06 2008 19:35 GMT
#23
I guess that during the purge all disneyland vacations are extended for free ^^
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
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