EPTOakHill felt an emotion he had not felt in a long time. He felt human.
-OakHill
Today was an embarassing day for OakHill
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OakHill
United States168 Posts
OakHill felt an emotion he had not felt in a long time. He felt human. -OakHill | ||
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Titusmaster6
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NonY
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decafchicken
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geometryb
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Folca
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Chill
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BlasiuS
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SixSongs
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NonY
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On June 24 2008 06:53 Chill wrote: Hahaha FUCK I've been in this situation MANY times. Like this 40 year old asian guy I just met trying to give me the pound instead of shaking my hand? Who could have seen that coming? Jesus. You better practice up for all the introductions at WWI. | ||
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Wizard
Poland5055 Posts
-Wizard | ||
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Chill
Calgary25989 Posts
On June 24 2008 06:55 NonY[rC] wrote: You better practice up for all the introductions at WWI. I've been training all my life for my introduction with el Puerto Ricañ. | ||
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Chef
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Hahaha FUCK I've been in this situation MANY times. Like this 40 year old asian guy I just met trying to give me the pound instead of shaking my hand? Who could have seen that coming? Jesus. Just cover their hand and say "Paper covers rock, bitch." I heard it from a standup comedian once, and they always give the best advice  http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/awkwardness-survival-guide.php | ||
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Reflex
Canada703 Posts
On June 24 2008 06:58 Wizard wrote: OakHill's blogs keep on getting better and better. Will read again. -Wizard I must agree, OakHill has quite a knack for story telling. -Reflex | ||
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Narrator
United States868 Posts
On June 24 2008 06:58 Wizard wrote: OakHill's blogs keep on getting better and better. Will read again. -Wizard Man these blog posts are great. OakHill is my new hero. Keep up the great blogs! =D | ||
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Raithed
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Folca
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On June 24 2008 06:54 AlabasterFilth wrote: It's because the story is copy+pasted from somewhere, and he just inserted 'OakHill' in place of the default name. sounds very possible | ||
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Ryot
Canada316 Posts
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OakHill
United States168 Posts
On June 24 2008 06:54 AlabasterFilth wrote: It's because the story is copy+pasted from somewhere, and he just inserted 'OakHill' in place of the default name. http://www.battle.net/forums/thread.aspx?fn=sc2-general&t=1388556&p=1&#post1388556 If you are referring to this.. you are misunderstanding me. I've made a thread joke about this "concept" before because it actually has happened to me before (anything I blog about has happened to me) and I felt like talking about it again since I consider the whole situation funny and relatable. If I use someone else's material I will cite them, as seen here: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=73242 OakHill has a very distinct (and poor) writing style. Thanks for the comments of course. | ||
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kidd
United States2848 Posts
Need more stories and more details rofl. | ||
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Kennelie
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Manifesto7
Osaka27156 Posts
You become bewildered when faced with an "ethnic" handshake. It is the fear of all suburbanites: when presented with a fist, an open palm, or any other nonstandard handshake, we freeze up, unable to react. We know that we must act quickly to avoid looking hopelessly square, or worse yet, racist. What do we do? The most important factor when faced with an "academic" handshake is reaction time. No matter what your response is, slapping a fist or tickling a palm is infinitely better than just tentatively extending your trembling hand and hoping the other party takes the initiative to guide you through the process. All handshakes are, at their core, tests to measure the machismo and charisma of an opponent; a nonstandard handshake goes above all that, and becomes a test of confidence and will. The slightest hesitation values your opponent's hand above your own. When faced with an unfamiliar handshake, take action, any action, as quickly as possible. Don't think, just shoot out your hand and slap whatever's in front of you. From that early link. | ||
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/Not They're OK :/ 5/5 | ||
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Viledica
Canada361 Posts
Good stuff, please write more. lol | ||
micronesia
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
These keep getting better. Keep it up. NeoStorm actually comes here everyday looking for a new Oakhill blog. -NeoStorm | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
-Falcynn | ||
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FragKrag
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
On June 24 2008 06:53 Chill wrote: Hahaha FUCK I've been in this situation MANY times. Like this 40 year old asian guy I just met trying to give me the pound instead of shaking my hand? Who could have seen that coming? Jesus. Just put your hand over his and be like "Paper covers rock bitch" (Ya I stole the joke, fuck u all) | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
On June 24 2008 08:53 FragKrag wrote: Is that true? Falcynn's going to be pretty pissed at being deceived like this.FragKrag heard that OakHill is stealing from 4Chan. -FragKrag -Falcynn | ||
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OakHill
United States168 Posts
On June 24 2008 08:53 FragKrag wrote: FragKrag heard that OakHill is stealing from 4Chan. -FragKrag OakHill heard that you keep spamming all his blog posts because no one visits yours. And you're banned for trying to compare OakHill's blog to a LolCat shit hole. -OakHill | ||
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avilo
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Nazarene
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DeadVessel
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
On June 24 2008 13:28 OakHill wrote: OakHill heard that you keep spamming all his blog posts because no one visits yours. And you're banned for trying to compare OakHill's blog to a LolCat shit hole. -OakHill 5 stars for this, and this alone. | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9104 Posts
#1 blog on TL #1 blog on the internet!!! | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6639 Posts
On June 09 2010 16:05 Draconizard wrote: Did he not resurrect himself as PokePill, or is that someone else? Pretty sure he did yes, may have been banned on that account to though lol. | ||
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PokePill
United States1048 Posts
Thanks for the support. I would love to post like like I used to but the moderators don't like that kind of attention whoring posting, and rules are rules, so I've kind of kept it low key and become a generic poster. I have lots of ideas for funny threads but end up posting them on other forums (not talking about bnet forum threads) instead, and for that I apologize. I'll try to post one or two here in the next few months. | ||
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blabber
United States4448 Posts
On June 11 2010 06:18 PokePill wrote: Hey guys, Thanks for the support. I would love to post like like I used to but the moderators don't like that kind of attention whoring posting, and rules are rules, so I've kind of kept it low key and become a generic poster. I have lots of ideas for funny threads but end up posting them on other forums instead, and for that I apologize. I'll try to post one or two here in the next few months. Chill definitely seemed to enjoy this blog... | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Clearly we are missing out on such a funny talent. | ||
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PokePill
United States1048 Posts
On June 11 2010 06:25 {88}iNcontroL wrote: such funny threads include his trolling of the blizzard forums where he says the machine v whitera games were fixed. Clearly we are missing out on such a funny talent. Calm down, I'm not an assimilator. And I'm convinced they are fixed, it's just not worth the effort to prove since it would take so much effort analyzing every game in great depth when I don't have a problem with what you guys did since it's good for the game. | ||
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Tom Phoenix
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On June 11 2010 06:50 PokePill wrote: Calm down, I'm not an assimilator. And I'm convinced they are fixed, it's just not worth the effort to prove since it would take so much effort analyzing every game in great depth when I don't have a problem with what you guys did since it's good for the game. Still, don't you think that is a preety serious accusation to be throwing around? Pointing a finger at someone and claiming they rigged their matches is no light matter and you shouldn't be suprised when people do not treat it off-hand, especially in light of the recent match-fixing scandal in Korea. If you are not willing to actually defend your stance, what is the point of bringing up the issue in the first place? Without providing any substance to your claim, you merely end up looking like a troll who is accusing a pair of well-known and respectable players for it's own sake. If you honestly have reasons to believe the matches were fixed, present them. Otherwise, nothing you say will hold any merit. | ||
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