Having the need to occupy his time over the summer, OakHill enlisted in a Biology class to fulfill one of his GFR requirements. The professor of the class was African American and yes, for this story that matters. OakHill didn't pay much attention in class because everyone knows Biology isn't important at all, and doing some stupid lab assignments isn't exactly hard for someone as intelligent and good-looking as OakHill. Later that day something unexpected happened... the professor showed up at OakHill's turf, the school gym (where our hero last benched 225 pounds using BSN's NO-Xplode™). He noticed OakHill at the water fountain and approached OakHill, saying "hey *OakHill's real name* and then extended his hand." "How's it going professor," OakHill said to him, extending his hand as well. As their hands touched, OakHill tried to grasp the professor's hand firmly but something was wrong. The professor was trying to interlock his fingers against OakHill's. "Oh no," OakHill realized, "he's trying to do the black handshake." OakHill fumbled, hard. It was too late at that point to do the handshake properly and OakHill knew it. Having grown up in the "ghetto" area of an middle-upper class suburban town nicknamed the "Ghetto Meadows" for having two of three African Americans living on each street, OakHill was no stranger to the black handshake. It was too late at that point to fix the handshake mess and he simply stood their in disbelief. Then the professor gave OakHill the look, THAT look. And OakHill grimaced, before saying quickly "See you in class," and leaving.

OakHill felt an emotion he had not felt in a long time. He felt human.

-OakHill

Titusmaster6

United States5937 Posts

June 23 2008 21:42 GMT

LOL what?

NonY

8751 Posts

June 23 2008 21:43 GMT

you have to take the offensive and give him a look before he can give you a look. just remember, you're always right.

decafchicken

United States20164 Posts

June 23 2008 21:43 GMT

i feel like im reading a comic book

geometryb

United States1249 Posts

June 23 2008 21:45 GMT

this is a good blog post

Folca

2235 Posts

June 23 2008 21:48 GMT

I dont understand the third person

Chill

Calgary25998 Posts

June 23 2008 21:53 GMT

Hahaha FUCK I've been in this situation MANY times. Like this 40 year old asian guy I just met trying to give me the pound instead of shaking my hand? Who could have seen that coming? Jesus.

BlasiuS

United States2405 Posts

June 23 2008 21:54 GMT

It's because the story is copy+pasted from somewhere, and he just inserted 'OakHill' in place of the default name.

SixSongs

Poland1455 Posts

June 23 2008 21:54 GMT

Is OakHill retarded?

NonY

8751 Posts

June 23 2008 21:55 GMT

#10

On June 24 2008 06:53 Chill wrote:
Hahaha FUCK I've been in this situation MANY times. Like this 40 year old asian guy I just met trying to give me the pound instead of shaking my hand? Who could have seen that coming? Jesus.

You better practice up for all the introductions at WWI.

Wizard

Poland5055 Posts

June 23 2008 21:58 GMT

#11

OakHill's blogs keep on getting better and better. Will read again.

-Wizard

Chill

Calgary25998 Posts

June 23 2008 22:00 GMT

#12

On June 24 2008 06:55 NonY[rC] wrote:

Show nested quote +

You better practice up for all the introductions at WWI.

I've been training all my life for my introduction with el Puerto Ricañ.

Chef

10810 Posts

June 23 2008 22:04 GMT

#13

Hahaha FUCK I've been in this situation MANY times. Like this 40 year old asian guy I just met trying to give me the pound instead of shaking my hand? Who could have seen that coming? Jesus.

Just cover their hand and say "Paper covers rock, bitch." I heard it from a standup comedian once, and they always give the best advice

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/awkwardness-survival-guide.php

Reflex

Canada703 Posts

June 23 2008 22:04 GMT

#14

On June 24 2008 06:58 Wizard wrote:
OakHill's blogs keep on getting better and better. Will read again.

-Wizard

I must agree, OakHill has quite a knack for story telling.

-Reflex

Narrator

United States868 Posts

June 23 2008 22:05 GMT

#15

On June 24 2008 06:58 Wizard wrote:
OakHill's blogs keep on getting better and better. Will read again.

-Wizard

Man these blog posts are great. OakHill is my new hero.

Keep up the great blogs! =D

Raithed

China7078 Posts

June 23 2008 22:07 GMT

#16

what.

Folca

2235 Posts

June 23 2008 22:08 GMT

#17

On June 24 2008 06:54 AlabasterFilth wrote:
It's because the story is copy+pasted from somewhere, and he just inserted 'OakHill' in place of the default name.

sounds very possible

Ryot

Canada316 Posts

June 23 2008 22:12 GMT

#18

These Oakhill blogs have been surprisingly entertaining, I hope they're original content though.

OakHill

United States168 Posts

June 23 2008 22:15 GMT

#19

On June 24 2008 06:54 AlabasterFilth wrote:
It's because the story is copy+pasted from somewhere, and he just inserted 'OakHill' in place of the default name.

http://www.battle.net/forums/thread.aspx?fn=sc2-general&t=1388556&p=1&#post1388556

If you are referring to this.. you are misunderstanding me. I've made a thread joke about this "concept" before because it actually has happened to me before (anything I blog about has happened to me) and I felt like talking about it again since I consider the whole situation funny and relatable. If I use someone else's material I will cite them, as seen here:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=73242

OakHill has a very distinct (and poor) writing style. Thanks for the comments of course.

kidd

United States2848 Posts

June 23 2008 22:16 GMT

#20

hahaha so great, but not long enough.

Need more stories and more details rofl.