EPTToday was an embarassing day for OakHill - Page 2
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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Manifesto7
Osaka27174 Posts
You become bewildered when faced with an "ethnic" handshake. It is the fear of all suburbanites: when presented with a fist, an open palm, or any other nonstandard handshake, we freeze up, unable to react. We know that we must act quickly to avoid looking hopelessly square, or worse yet, racist. What do we do? The most important factor when faced with an "academic" handshake is reaction time. No matter what your response is, slapping a fist or tickling a palm is infinitely better than just tentatively extending your trembling hand and hoping the other party takes the initiative to guide you through the process. All handshakes are, at their core, tests to measure the machismo and charisma of an opponent; a nonstandard handshake goes above all that, and becomes a test of confidence and will. The slightest hesitation values your opponent's hand above your own. When faced with an unfamiliar handshake, take action, any action, as quickly as possible. Don't think, just shoot out your hand and slap whatever's in front of you. From that early link. | ||
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/Not They're OK :/ 5/5 | ||
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Viledica
Canada361 Posts
Good stuff, please write more. lol | ||
micronesia
United States24782 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
These keep getting better. Keep it up. NeoStorm actually comes here everyday looking for a new Oakhill blog. -NeoStorm | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
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Demoninja
United States1190 Posts
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Motiva
United States1774 Posts
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32157 Posts
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
On June 24 2008 06:53 Chill wrote: Hahaha FUCK I've been in this situation MANY times. Like this 40 year old asian guy I just met trying to give me the pound instead of shaking my hand? Who could have seen that coming? Jesus. Just put your hand over his and be like "Paper covers rock bitch" (Ya I stole the joke, fuck u all) | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
On June 24 2008 08:53 FragKrag wrote: Is that true? Falcynn's going to be pretty pissed at being deceived like this.FragKrag heard that OakHill is stealing from 4Chan. -FragKrag -Falcynn | ||
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OakHill
United States168 Posts
On June 24 2008 08:53 FragKrag wrote: FragKrag heard that OakHill is stealing from 4Chan. -FragKrag OakHill heard that you keep spamming all his blog posts because no one visits yours. And you're banned for trying to compare OakHill's blog to a LolCat shit hole. -OakHill | ||
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clazziquai
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avilo
United States4100 Posts
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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thedeadhaji
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
On June 24 2008 13:28 OakHill wrote: OakHill heard that you keep spamming all his blog posts because no one visits yours. And you're banned for trying to compare OakHill's blog to a LolCat shit hole. -OakHill 5 stars for this, and this alone. | ||
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