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On April 25 2008 23:44 Chill wrote:
Why aren't you drunk? REMEDY THIS NOW.
Why aren't you drunk? REMEDY THIS NOW.
11am: play squash for an hour
12pm: go to pub, lunch + 2 pints of beer
3:30pm: leave pub, go to threshers (liquor store) buy 4 cans of (440ml) of kroenburg beer, + 1 pint of ciderj
3:30pm-6:30pm: lay on the college field for 3 hours consuming alcohol and watching an inter-collegiate cricket match that seems to take for ages to finish while chatting about nonsense
6:30: go to the co-op to buy food + gin + tonic
6:30-12:30: eat food, drink gin and tonic while watching british TV. I find every lame british joke that I dont even understand utterly hilarious. I was responsible for about 60% of the bottle I think. It is taking me great effort to type this with minimum errors
also: 12am - we go to the college fields again and spend about 20 minutes in a drunken stupor laying down on the field and looking up @ the sky and how the big dipper is moving upwards at a fucking rapid pace.
I have been drinking constantly for the last 12 hours. I've done you proud.
