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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-26 23:26:49
April 26 2008 23:24 GMT
#1
On April 25 2008 23:44 Chill wrote:
Why aren't you drunk? REMEDY THIS NOW.


11am: play squash for an hour
12pm: go to pub, lunch + 2 pints of beer
3:30pm: leave pub, go to threshers (liquor store) buy 4 cans of (440ml) of kroenburg beer, + 1 pint of ciderj
3:30pm-6:30pm: lay on the college field for 3 hours consuming alcohol and watching an inter-collegiate cricket match that seems to take for ages to finish while chatting about nonsense
6:30: go to the co-op to buy food + gin + tonic
6:30-12:30: eat food, drink gin and tonic while watching british TV. I find every lame british joke that I dont even understand utterly hilarious. I was responsible for about 60% of the bottle I think. It is taking me great effort to type this with minimum errors


also: 12am - we go to the college fields again and spend about 20 minutes in a drunken stupor laying down on the field and looking up @ the sky and how the big dipper is moving upwards at a fucking rapid pace.

I have been drinking constantly for the last 12 hours. I've done you proud.

****
DukE_ss
Profile Joined June 2007
United States689 Posts
April 26 2008 23:26 GMT
#2
lol
“When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.” William Arthur Ward "You are what you think, You become what you think, What you think becomes reality." Phil Hellmuth
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 26 2008 23:27 GMT
#3
I'm about to throw up.

In fact I almost threw up twice so far.

I'm a fucking lightweight after not drinking for 6 years.

I'm still intoxicated.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 26 2008 23:28 GMT
#4
My friend left to go back to his room, it'll take him 20 mins on bike to get back. Hopefully he doesnt' die.
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
April 26 2008 23:28 GMT
#5
thedeadhaji: a proud representative of Teamliquid.
Force staff is the best item in the game.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6638 Posts
April 26 2008 23:32 GMT
#6
Good luck to him lol
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 26 2008 23:32 GMT
#7
You done good.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 26 2008 23:36 GMT
#8
i can hardly type, as i am in a bnet game with stenole and 123bangbagn
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
April 26 2008 23:36 GMT
#9
team liquid, destroying your liver one drink at a time
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-26 23:43:20
April 26 2008 23:42 GMT
#10
I'm about to do a case race! 30 rack in 2 hours. I just might die.

I drank Thursday night - woke up a bit buzzed, didn't eat breakfast, drank with my friends and was trashed before noon and passed out at a carnival.

This weekend is punishment for my liver.


Oh and Haji, racquetball > squash.
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Vaanelo
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada128 Posts
April 26 2008 23:49 GMT
#11
sad...
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32075 Posts
April 26 2008 23:50 GMT
#12
Nice haji lol

and

On April 27 2008 08:42 Dknight wrote:
I'm about to do a case race! 30 rack in 2 hours. I just might die.


Last time I did this, I almost got stabbed in Trenton and then me and my friend fought and somehow destroyed the side of his friends house. Barely remember any of the night. GL~
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nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
April 26 2008 23:52 GMT
#13
Haji's blog = The New Drunk Thread.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 26 2008 23:53 GMT
#14
I just threw up after holding it in for the last 3+ hours.

I blame it on browsing TL stomach down on my bed.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
April 26 2008 23:59 GMT
#15
LOL Haji I hope you goto France. I will fucking destroy you kid.

But glad to see you are drunk and celebrating the way college kids should. Cheers!
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
April 27 2008 00:00 GMT
#16
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
April 27 2008 00:02 GMT
#17
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-27 00:14:09
April 27 2008 00:14 GMT
#18
lololol
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
April 27 2008 00:21 GMT
#19
alcohol is evil mkay ? nah really ive drank like 3 liters of beer and a lot of hard liquor, its awesome
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-27 00:29:25
April 27 2008 00:28 GMT
#20
Drink a big glas of water before going to bed. You'll be happy for it tomorrow.

Congratulations on whatever you are celebrating!

+ Show Spoiler +
lololol
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
April 27 2008 00:31 GMT
#21
hahaha haji who knew you had it in you
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 27 2008 00:34 GMT
#22
I played someone in op tl-west 3 games and got slaughtered lolol
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 27 2008 00:37 GMT
#23
I'm swaying.
Daigomi
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
South Africa4316 Posts
April 27 2008 00:38 GMT
#24
when the rumba rhythm starts to sway...
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
April 27 2008 01:43 GMT
#25
Yeah, don't die, did you pass your exams and stuff?
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
April 27 2008 02:05 GMT
#26
didn't you ever drink at princeton? o.O
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42983 Posts
April 27 2008 03:42 GMT
#27
Haji, we should totally become squash buddies. If only England wasn't such a vast expanse of open terrain with many a field between us.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
April 27 2008 04:00 GMT
#28
yay haji =]!! lol i don't drink. :o
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