My Asshole Roommate

My roommate has gone completely insane. I woke up at 6 am today to him making strange loud grumbling noises and then a huge bang. It really sounded like he might have shot himself but I was too scared to investigate. Luckily (or not) he turned on his computer 10 minutes later and started playing an old jurassic park video game he showed me a while ago with the volume playing through his speakers loud enough that I couldn't sleep. Every so often, I would hear him laugh maniacally like an actual crazy person. You would think it might be something in the game he was laughing at (along with making his weird noises) but he went into the bathroom a little bit later and turned the shower on. While it was running, he started laughing maniacally again, made that weird grumbling noise, then spoke to himself, "Yeah you like that you fucking idiot?" He slams every door he closes as hard as he can it seems. He left and came back to the dorm 4 times within a span of 10 minutes. I was fucking scared. He kept making grumbling noises every so often during this period of about 2 hours. The best way I could describe it is, you know how Sans talks in Undertale? It sounded exactly like that, except louder and higher pitched. Before he left the 4th time, he turned the air conditioning on and left again. I decided to make a break for it then. I don't have class til 12:30 and I left my dorm at 8. Didn't shower cause I didn't want to take the risk. I took a roundabout way to the student union and now I'm sitting in the bathroom typing this out. He was normal when I spoke with him yesterday. I'll just try to stay on his good side and lock the door from now on. I can't see getting an RA involved with no proof, and I don't want to get on his bad side either.

Well, I got more news. During all this time that this happened, I was messaging my girlfriend about it. And I would also keep her updated on what my roommate was doing over the next week as things went by. Well, yesterday, he blew up.

I had just gotten up and left to go get food at around 11:30, and then was going to head to class. I got to my class at around 12:15 or so, and seen that he sent me a message:

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Sooooo, great. He broke into my room (which I kept unlocked, because, I really didn't expect something ridiculous like this), and he accessed my facebook, read through my private conversations with my girlfriend, and sent me that message. My head was kinda spinning, and I didn't really know what to do, and class was just starting, so I had to ignore it. When I get out of class, my girlfriend had sent me 5 different messages asking me if I was ok, and getting mad that I wasn't answering, and calling me multiple times. I picked up and she said she got an awful message from my roommate too, and was worried about me. So now I'm pissed that he also sent her a message (which included a confidential part about a slightly weird topic that me and my girlfriend were talking about - parasitic twins, that nobody else had heard our conversation of):

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I had back-to-back classes though, so I couldn't deal with this. I went into my next class and logged all my accounts out of facebook though at least. This was around 1:50ish or so. I hadn't studied for my test because of this shit, and I really needed to get out, so I rushed through my 45 question management information systems test in 20 minutes and ran to my dorm to talk to the RA's and Residence Coordinator. I told them my roommate had sent me and my girlfriend threatening messages, and that he had accessed my shit on my computer and so on. I filed an incident report with them, and then went off to an interviewing event I had with my club.

When I got back, I talked with the RA on duty and asked her to come with me to watch over as I packed up my stuff with my roommate there, so he didn't assault me or anything. My Residence Coordinator had already arranged a room change for me to another vacant room in the building. So I moved out all my stuff, of which nothing appeared to be missing or damaged, until I noticed the huge crack in my tv. Apparently, my batshit insane roommate had punched my tv, causing a huge crack right at the top of it.

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I moved all my stuff out into my other room, and then called my dad to tell him what happened and that I was going to be doing everything I could to get this asshole.

Well, after I set my computer up, I connected my phone to charge and had the idea to open up my browser history and see if I could find anything in there. I was absolutely disgusted.

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This fuckhead had performed sexual search queries on my conversation with my girlfriend, looking up "penis", "naked", "undress", "bear" "sex" and his own name. I saved all the evidence and filed a police report today for my broken tv and his accessing my computer. Unfortunately, the cop I was talking to really made it seem like there wasn't enough "proof" that he accessed my computer. That I left my room unlocked, and so that, though it was likely my asshole roommate had accessed my computer, he couldn't press charges or anything on that from hearsay. I understood where he was coming from, but I was still pissed. After talking to him, he went to talk to my roommate, who denied entering my room, but did admit to breaking my tv. So then he brought us outside, and I got a no-contact order between me and my roommate (at my Resident Coordinator's suggestion, thanks) and he basically told my roommate he had to pay me for the tv he broke. I told them my tv was worth around $300 (it isn't made anymore, but I believe that was a reasonable price after what we payed for it). The cop asked my roommate how long it'd take before he had my money, and he said "idk, I don't have the money... two months?" lol. I exchanged eyes with the officer and shook my head no. So the officer said for me to give a timeframe, and I said 2 weeks, 3 at max. So now roommate has to borrow money to pay me back or something, idk idc. The tv's important to me, but I was soo glad to see him get SOME consequences at least.

Sooo, we got no-contact orders, and that's about settled. Or so I thought...

I logged into my facebook later today, and saw that roommate had actually sent me a message (before we talked to the cops), sending me PICTURES of private conversations between me and my girlfriend, from his account, as well as calling me a freak and other shit.

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Well, I saw this just now, and I set out writing an email to the officer again, telling him I had new evidence that roommate was on my computer and so on. I'm still waiting to hear back from him. A lot of the pictures were of a very sexual nature between me and my girlfriend. I really want to nail this asshole with every charge I can levy against him now.