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Yesterday I was chilling with my brother, smoking a cigarette and went to check for how many I had left. Coincidentally we both had the same amount left. I tell him, "Hey were like synchronized smokers lol." To which he responds, "You mean like synchronized swimming? We'll wear the same clothing, hold the square the same way, blow it in the same direction..."
And then it hit me: Competitive Smoking. It will be a noble art of grace and human form, truly a test for the bodies capacity for handling strenuous gymnastics while simultaneously testing the lungs capacity to work while front and back end of your lungs stick together from all the tar they have accumulated. Just imagine the possibilities, 2 mafioso dudes in trench coats snapping their fingers, Cheech & Chong, double Frank Sinatra... the list goes on and on.
It will be just like any sport in the sense that before big tournaments they will begin to practice more than usual, most likely a carton a day roughly. And you know how athletes still play after injuries? Our athletes will still play when they get cancer and emphysema. It will be a grand display of humanity. Be watching Fox or some other bull shit channel next year or so.
"this is going to be amazing" -Gnomish Experimenter
 
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Filtered or unfiltered, are there two separate leagues.
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Unfiltered should definately be the pro standard!
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On July 21 2015 22:22 NoSoldier wrote:
Unfiltered should definately be the pro standard!
nah, unfiltered is amateur league. On the pro level, hundreds of millions will be invested in high tech filters for better (ie more) smoking performance!
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they you get into smoke rings and inhaling each others smoke etc. ive seen some pretty cool singles smoke tricks but there is no limit to the size of the team! imagine the chinese team with like 100 people! the crowd will even get cancer!
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Be prepared to invest a significant part of your returns into the lawyer department lol d:
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I roll my own cigarets, I want nothing to do with this casual-only competition
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Puffing while exhaling in order to double the speed and amount is a basic smoking skill toi have.
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Sounds like a sport you would only become worse at over time. Most athletes have a downswing at the end of their career but I think it would be much more pronounced here.
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sorry to barge in but i am new here and i won't to but up a blog on here how do i do that?? Thanks
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Really you should see people who do synchronized swimming while smoking and not getting there cigarettes wet.
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collectibles will become a big thing like smoking a huge blunt with the declaration of independence and other priceless treasures
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EPT
