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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 30 2015 09:41 GMT
#1
Hey, have you ever wondered why bread always lands butter-side down? Have you wondered why giraffes have such long necks? Have you ever wondered where the 'white holes' at the center of quasars acquire their immense amounts of energy?

Luckily, I have a theory which explains all three of those things at once.

Let's consider the substrata of the universal quantum fabric. At an absolute zero-energy state through cognitive disequilibrium, the collaborative process between numeric quanta must emulate the continuity between spin versus electric charge. Physicists largely emulate collaborative communication in the place of ambimorphic methodologies in regards to particulates with the strata vortex. Recent work by Qian et al suggests an application for emulating the natural unification of telephony and architecture, but does not offer an implementation. Isaac Newton was a cat. While we know of no other studies on randomized algorithms, several efforts have been made to synthesize active networks of wormhole space-time reductionism. The problem here is that an unusual thera-magnetic wave signature in the proton resonance buffer can balloon into an unusual phenomenon which I like to hypothesize as spiritual quantum reactor, which will increase the efficiency of the solar isotope marginalized by a bubble in hypermagnetic frequencies.

Encrypted modalities and the lookaside buffer have garnered high levels of interest from both biologists and powerful psychics in the last several years. Though prior solutions to this question are useful, none have taken the replicated solution we propose here. However, this solution is never considered theoretical. This is an ostensibly important point to understand. Contrarily, rasterization alone should not fulfill the need for extensible information.

Very little literature covers the enormity of this conundrum. For example, take the Pyramids of Giza. Each one has a corresponding spiritual-material collaborative friction exemplified by the fruition of newly-birthed energy states in the substrata's paradigm, which exists on a temporal space-time plane that is defined in a solipsistic oculum which is invariably intertwined with the materialization of a kind of 'god-human', which we all know will inevitably be initiated with the advent of perfect symmetries such that we can easily explore event-driven archetypes. My evaluation strives to make these points clear. Given the current status of unstable epistemologies, scholars shockingly desire the investigation of telephony, which embodies the natural principles of perfect theory.

Motivated by these observations, link-level acknowledgements and self-learning algorithms have been extensively constructed by futurists. Whenever a child dies, a new numerical variance expands exponentially from what we will call points X and Y to a beautiful oblivion. Ancient Greek scholars referred to this effect as "Future-error correction", and while some of the numbers are not known (and can never be known due to Zeno's Paradox being proven to be absolutely true) the implications of psychoacoustic symmetries have been far-reaching and pervasive. The theorem to justify such stipulations read thusly: Ω( √{[image loading]} ) / (e[[image loading]) which describes the methodology for symbiotic refinement of independent components of sub-quark building blocks of pseudoexistence.

And that is why we have Taco Tuesdays.

****
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Meavis
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Netherlands1300 Posts
April 30 2015 09:50 GMT
#2
thnx nina, I learned a lot today
"Not you."
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 30 2015 09:53 GMT
#3
np m8
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
April 30 2015 10:18 GMT
#4
if u take the first letter of each paragraph
u get H L L E P V M A which if u rearrange/remove and change some letters with another in the alphabet u get
HELP ME
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Nesserev
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belgium2760 Posts
April 30 2015 10:25 GMT
#5
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Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
April 30 2015 10:47 GMT
#6
Isaac Newton was not a cat. He was two cats
Everything else is correct.
Really insightful, much better than the other physics blog
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CoughingHydra
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
177 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-30 11:17:34
April 30 2015 11:05 GMT
#7
You forgot to link your paper: http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=08314443239928087486
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19229 Posts
April 30 2015 11:52 GMT
#8
What if I butter both sides of a slice of bread? How does that land?
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44206 Posts
April 30 2015 11:53 GMT
#9
On April 30 2015 20:52 BisuDagger wrote:
What if I butter both sides of a slice of bread? How does that land?


On a cat. Always.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13973 Posts
April 30 2015 12:56 GMT
#10
10/10 would consider the universal quantum fabric again
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virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3598 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-30 13:02:34
April 30 2015 13:02 GMT
#11
On April 30 2015 19:47 Paljas wrote:
Isaac Newton was not a cat. He was two cats

I ran over both of them with my car. But I don't have a driver's licence.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
April 30 2015 13:55 GMT
#12
I would argue that, much like Schrödinger's Newton, the universe is in a constant balance consisting of a linear combination of existence and non-existence. The collaps of this wave function has not occurred, thus the universe acts on an immeasurable scale. Intuitively we can see this by the following educational video:

Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
April 30 2015 16:43 GMT
#13
5 stars
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
April 30 2015 17:43 GMT
#14
Awaiting Yokokano rebuttal.
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
April 30 2015 20:23 GMT
#15
nina, there is a holy reason these kinds of posts are prohibited. this kind of encouragement is unholy because it is manipulative. it is not skillful. it is bad. you are subjecting my essence to your ends. you are creating an unholy system of economic-exchange between us as teleological beings. in short you are creating a third person that acts as a market between us, and because prices are sticky and transaction frictions exist, neither of our true essences are preserved. our ways are compromised.

this is why sexual intercourse is prohibited among the priest class of all religions. teleological beings, memetic beings are taken to be the true and beneficent end intended by god's benevolence and the economic force of our reproductive capacities is solely devoted to the development of teleological beings, structures or cultures of the mind.

i am a devote buddhist.

and i believe in teleological entities. biological evolution has always been a forward-back process. if the life expectancy of say plant life were not something like 500,000 years at a given point in time, the evolutionary LEAPS necessary to produce basic reptiles would not occur. And it is only after reptiles have achieved a life expectancy of something like 100,000 years, and plants 1 billion years, that mammals could evolve with their extremely complex nervous systems.

hopefully this explains why humans are not good. for every life year added to the life expectancy of the human species, the life expectancy of plants and fish is reduced dramatically. this is the inherent problem of evolutionary balance from a teleological standpoint - what is most resilient against a meteorite destroying the earth is not most resilient against self-selecting for elimination. the correct perspective is that the more complex the system you are trying to preserve the more likely it is that the system will self-select for obsolescence (manufactured obsolescence). sadly, when you mess with these teleological cultural entities the way the human species does, you get worm holes within the very teleological being-essences themselves.

[ASIDE] the human nervous system is obsolete because of LSD and we will all be transformed into gundams because of the advante of quantum computers.

unfortunately when people like you, and daniel dennett, and richard dawkins, and sam harris start fighting these meme wars you violate the natural order of things. the fallout is the destruction of the rainforests, the destruction of the coral reefs, the destruction of all natural habitats and overfishing. these things aren't smart by your standards and so what you're doing in effect is annhilating them with a faux evolutionary pressure on intelligence. the consequence is that we have a bunch of useless computers that will ultimately backbite and destroy the human race and the sacrifice is a cure for cancer, a fountain of youth, and the general structural salience of the gaia-earth.

you can't solve your problems by talking about them.

this is why i am so vehemently opposed to be complemented and will rise to the level of insulting your competence as an agent when you show this blatent disregard for the illegality of actual communication. it simply isn't smart to ever talk openly about anything and we can see this from the naive prisoner dilemma result talked about for thousands of years.

there is nothing to be happy about. there never was and there never will be. this is the reality of efficiency. specialization in emotions was an evolutionary by-product of trying to generate a more intelligent brain more rapidly, but in short emotions are nothing more than enforced cooperation. there is no reason to believe anything other than this. the coincidental relationship between emotions and complexity is inherently stupid and there is no reason whatsoever provided by our current science of the brain and human learning to believe that emotions are anything other than psychological tools for manipulation. they serve no other purposes.

political structures are very intelligent. they provide us ample substance for study and are extremely valuable because they demonstrate perfect allocation of resources. the architecture of political hierarchy is ingenius to the degree that it is an economic marvel and should be preserved for posterity. political hierarchies are almost certainly perfect models for quantum computing and there is nothing to lose by buying into cryptocurrency-algorithms that solve political models at increasingly high rates of speed. eventually quantum computers will reverse-energy these intelligence structures and create a salient architecture far superior to that of human brains and this is a simple consequence of synthetic-analytic parallelism almost always observed in all hyper-threading of wifi data.

emotions have always been the greatest threat to life on earth, and it is clear that emotional men and women are the most liable to make some kind of major doctrine of double effect error. they apply ockham's razor incorrectly and get us all killed. that's why i strive for greater peace of mind.

meditate to get in touch with your inner self. meditation has always been the best vehicle for bringing one's consciousness into line with the teleological futurism of non-reductionist mentalism.
IQ 155.905638752
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
April 30 2015 20:35 GMT
#16
you should never encourage anyone. feeling of empowerment will always lead to disappointment and contradictory results only create troublesome paradoxes. if you have any questions about emotions and why they typify what poker players call doom switches, you should ask me.

lots of very good, very hard, very difficult work is done with extreme efficiency by people who are wisely unemotional.
IQ 155.905638752
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44206 Posts
May 01 2015 00:53 GMT
#17
Definitely not disappointed. .
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
May 01 2015 00:54 GMT
#18
On May 01 2015 09:53 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Definitely not disappointed. .


lol same here.
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
May 01 2015 02:33 GMT
#19
yeah, it was a great battle. unfortunately i am going to be retiring from tl.net because i cannot escape from my past lives. i am too laden by sins bought at great price by the oppressed peoples of east asia in their brave defense against the sikhs and the faux holiness of muhammad, nietzsche rest his soul.

hopefully this retirement and the quantum entanglements will ultimately lead to free will and heaven on earth as embraced by the zen tradition of samurai and rednecks.

good luck to you all, and i hope you find it easier to defend yourself against the retirement padding of the silver haired mafia whose modes of buying insurance by employing future past artifices as legitimate past lives represents an ongoing slavery against the citizens of christendom.

alas, i wish i had been more conservative and avoided masturbation, but it seems the devil has me now and there is nowhere to go but down

IQ 155.905638752
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50114 Posts
May 01 2015 02:35 GMT
#20
I feel like my mind has been both violated and cleansed.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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