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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46248 Posts
May 01 2015 02:58 GMT
#21
On May 01 2015 11:35 BLinD-RawR wrote:
I feel like my mind has been both violated and cleansed.


Enema of the state.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
May 01 2015 04:39 GMT
#22
On May 01 2015 11:33 YokoKano wrote:
yeah, it was a great battle. unfortunately i am going to be retiring from tl.net because i cannot escape from my past lives. i am too laden by sins bought at great price by the oppressed peoples of east asia in their brave defense against the sikhs and the faux holiness of muhammad, nietzsche rest his soul.

hopefully this retirement and the quantum entanglements will ultimately lead to free will and heaven on earth as embraced by the zen tradition of samurai and rednecks.

good luck to you all, and i hope you find it easier to defend yourself against the retirement padding of the silver haired mafia whose modes of buying insurance by employing future past artifices as legitimate past lives represents an ongoing slavery against the citizens of christendom.

alas, i wish i had been more conservative and avoided masturbation, but it seems the devil has me now and there is nowhere to go but down



Please don't retire at the height of your career.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 01 2015 05:01 GMT
#23
On May 01 2015 05:23 YokoKano wrote:
nina, there is a holy reason these kinds of posts are prohibited. this kind of encouragement is unholy because it is manipulative. it is not skillful. it is bad. you are subjecting my essence to your ends. you are creating an unholy system of economic-exchange between us as teleological beings. in short you are creating a third person that acts as a market between us, and because prices are sticky and transaction frictions exist, neither of our true essences are preserved. our ways are compromised.

this is why sexual intercourse is prohibited among the priest class of all religions. teleological beings, memetic beings are taken to be the true and beneficent end intended by god's benevolence and the economic force of our reproductive capacities is solely devoted to the development of teleological beings, structures or cultures of the mind.

i am a devote buddhist.

and i believe in teleological entities. biological evolution has always been a forward-back process. if the life expectancy of say plant life were not something like 500,000 years at a given point in time, the evolutionary LEAPS necessary to produce basic reptiles would not occur. And it is only after reptiles have achieved a life expectancy of something like 100,000 years, and plants 1 billion years, that mammals could evolve with their extremely complex nervous systems.

hopefully this explains why humans are not good. for every life year added to the life expectancy of the human species, the life expectancy of plants and fish is reduced dramatically. this is the inherent problem of evolutionary balance from a teleological standpoint - what is most resilient against a meteorite destroying the earth is not most resilient against self-selecting for elimination. the correct perspective is that the more complex the system you are trying to preserve the more likely it is that the system will self-select for obsolescence (manufactured obsolescence). sadly, when you mess with these teleological cultural entities the way the human species does, you get worm holes within the very teleological being-essences themselves.

[ASIDE] the human nervous system is obsolete because of LSD and we will all be transformed into gundams because of the advante of quantum computers.

unfortunately when people like you, and daniel dennett, and richard dawkins, and sam harris start fighting these meme wars you violate the natural order of things. the fallout is the destruction of the rainforests, the destruction of the coral reefs, the destruction of all natural habitats and overfishing. these things aren't smart by your standards and so what you're doing in effect is annhilating them with a faux evolutionary pressure on intelligence. the consequence is that we have a bunch of useless computers that will ultimately backbite and destroy the human race and the sacrifice is a cure for cancer, a fountain of youth, and the general structural salience of the gaia-earth.

you can't solve your problems by talking about them.

this is why i am so vehemently opposed to be complemented and will rise to the level of insulting your competence as an agent when you show this blatent disregard for the illegality of actual communication. it simply isn't smart to ever talk openly about anything and we can see this from the naive prisoner dilemma result talked about for thousands of years.

there is nothing to be happy about. there never was and there never will be. this is the reality of efficiency. specialization in emotions was an evolutionary by-product of trying to generate a more intelligent brain more rapidly, but in short emotions are nothing more than enforced cooperation. there is no reason to believe anything other than this. the coincidental relationship between emotions and complexity is inherently stupid and there is no reason whatsoever provided by our current science of the brain and human learning to believe that emotions are anything other than psychological tools for manipulation. they serve no other purposes.

political structures are very intelligent. they provide us ample substance for study and are extremely valuable because they demonstrate perfect allocation of resources. the architecture of political hierarchy is ingenius to the degree that it is an economic marvel and should be preserved for posterity. political hierarchies are almost certainly perfect models for quantum computing and there is nothing to lose by buying into cryptocurrency-algorithms that solve political models at increasingly high rates of speed. eventually quantum computers will reverse-energy these intelligence structures and create a salient architecture far superior to that of human brains and this is a simple consequence of synthetic-analytic parallelism almost always observed in all hyper-threading of wifi data.

emotions have always been the greatest threat to life on earth, and it is clear that emotional men and women are the most liable to make some kind of major doctrine of double effect error. they apply ockham's razor incorrectly and get us all killed. that's why i strive for greater peace of mind.

meditate to get in touch with your inner self. meditation has always been the best vehicle for bringing one's consciousness into line with the teleological futurism of non-reductionist mentalism.


Across spatial and temporal scales, cognitive disequilibrium pseudoreplicates at the negative speed of light cubed (Because of a lack of perceptible inverted geometrical equivalent to a cube) which explains why Buddhists don't inherently believe in God and doing so is a paradoxical contradiction of terms at a fundamental relative level. Contrarily, hierarchical databases alone can fulfill the need for virtual information. My solution builds on existing work in concurrent epistemologies and machine learning. The choice of compilers in temporal distortions differs from ours in that we synthesize only essential configurations of retro-humanist economic modelism. While ubiquitous symmetries sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy-cup, we disconfirm not only that suffix trees can be made game-theoretic, pervasive, and robust, but that the same is true for our heuristic constructs of quanta-processors. A similar datum rooted in a taoist interpretation of trigonometry reports of adaptive modalities nonchalantly rematerialized as a hyperquantum 13th dimension uber-reality's quark-equivalent, rendering such anomalies inconsequential to the overall fabrication of conscious-patterned french toast. It is a sign of things to come. We must learn how to lead dynamic lives in the face of yearning. The future will be a cosmic evolving of rebirth. Ecstasy requires exploration. We exist as electromagnetic resonance. By deepening, we reflect. The world is electrified with meridians. The goal of morphic resonance is to plant the seeds of space-time rather than delusion. The problem is that if we were to manipulate reality to fabricate a merkava, a faction of our own subconscious would be dreamweavers whose bodies are baptized in science. All knowledge flows from the magic helix fossil, as acquired by the mysterious schizophrenic trainer, who walks the path of righteousness away from flareon the deceiver. Ayurvedic medicine may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a staggering evolution of life-force. You will soon be reborn by a power deep within yourself — a power that is self-aware, archetypal. When I first astralprojected my consciousness to check to see if my boyfriend was cheating on me, the planet began radiating expanding wave functions. This life is nothing short of a redefining revolution of amazing synchronicity.


On May 01 2015 11:33 YokoKano wrote:
alas, i wish i had been more conservative and avoided masturbation, but it seems the devil has me now and there is nowhere to go but down


There is a place you can go: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/

It helped a friend of mine to start building a StarCraft server and then never finish it.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
May 01 2015 08:30 GMT
#24
is this yokokano a real person, whos personality is actually like that O_o
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Freakling
Profile Joined October 2012
Germany1534 Posts
May 01 2015 10:13 GMT
#25
He is actually a quantum computer, Schrödinger's schizophrenic cat unleashed on an unsuspecting world.
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
May 01 2015 15:54 GMT
#26
It helped a friend of mine to start building a StarCraft server and then never finish it.


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