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How to Become a Lawyer in Canada

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HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
December 10 2013 09:14 GMT
#1
So I'm a third year law student in Ontario, Canada and I'm beginning the process of becoming licensed to practice. I've been meaning to type this into a blog, but I was chattin with some bros on a stream and basically said everything that needed to be said.

So here ya go:






****
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
December 10 2013 09:35 GMT
#2
Great blog. I've never before appreciated what a dirty business law is :D
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Epoxide
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Magic Woods9326 Posts
December 10 2013 10:40 GMT
#3
Rofl, great ending
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Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
December 10 2013 13:19 GMT
#4
i love the pun at the end "wading through the shit"
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
DarkNetHunter
Profile Joined October 2012
1224 Posts
December 10 2013 14:18 GMT
#5
Ahahaa

what a story, well as a lawyer ye gotta get down and dirty..

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45259 Posts
December 10 2013 14:31 GMT
#6
Hahahaha oh man that's rough x.x
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
December 10 2013 14:40 GMT
#7
Where do you think you'll end up practicing?
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
c0ldfusion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States8293 Posts
December 10 2013 15:19 GMT
#8
How's the job market in Canada these days for fresh grads out of law school?
It's pretty awful here in the states.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45259 Posts
December 10 2013 15:33 GMT
#9
On December 10 2013 23:40 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Where do you think you'll end up practicing?


Probably somewhere trashy.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
December 10 2013 15:48 GMT
#10
Halo 1: Combat Evolved: TRIAL. YEEEE.
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shiroiusagi
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
SoCal, USA3955 Posts
December 10 2013 16:08 GMT
#11
Ohhh wow HP. XD
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itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9165 Posts
December 10 2013 16:35 GMT
#12
ahhahahahahaha
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-10 16:59:40
December 10 2013 16:54 GMT
#13
On December 10 2013 23:40 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Where do you think you'll end up practicing?


Toronto

On December 11 2013 00:19 c0ldfusion wrote:
How's the job market in Canada these days for fresh grads out of law school?
It's pretty awful here in the states.


Not nearly as bad as in the United States. Law grads can find work if they're willing to move for it. Otherwise, if you want to work in a big city center, you're going to have to compete pretty hard.

Long term outlook, though, expanding class sizes, more schools, and some changes to the "articling" process might actually start produce more lawyers than needed.
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
December 10 2013 17:03 GMT
#14
On December 11 2013 00:33 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 10 2013 23:40 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Where do you think you'll end up practicing?


Probably somewhere trashy.

On December 11 2013 01:35 docvoc did not write:
ahhahahahahaha

User was warned for too many mimes.
SilverJohnny
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States885 Posts
December 10 2013 17:55 GMT
#15
I'm a 1L, I'm glad to see that I have a lot to look forward to lol
also i think you should be able to combine like 5 archons to make a really really shitty oliver stone film - Keanu_Reaver, bw balance genius
Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
December 10 2013 19:17 GMT
#16
You just brought a whole new meaning of "getting to the bottom of it" XD
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
December 10 2013 20:41 GMT
#17
http://www.shitlawjobs.com/

highly relevant.
liftlift > tsm
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
December 10 2013 20:49 GMT
#18
I totally thought this was going to be a Halo montage about practicing law - luckily the story was way fucking funnier than that.

In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
hmsrenown
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada1263 Posts
December 10 2013 21:00 GMT
#19
I'd love to know how could I do that after grabbing a JD south of the border.
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
December 10 2013 21:02 GMT
#20
Lawl. At least you found your card in the end.

On December 11 2013 01:54 HawaiianPig wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 10 2013 23:40 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Where do you think you'll end up practicing?


Toronto


I guess I know who to look for when I need legal advice.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
December 10 2013 21:23 GMT
#21
in one of my cases, the associate from the plaintiff's firm broke into our gated construction yard to take pictures of the "oil contamination" and got caught by a security guard when he got stuck on the fence. we referred to him as the cat burglar from then on and it seems you're well on your way to achieving the same skill set as he. =)

the fence was up not to hide the work, but to reduce dust levels for the community and all they had to do was ask to see it (per discovery), but they chose the watergate route because they are idiots.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
December 11 2013 00:57 GMT
#22
Well done HP. Come work on Bay Street!
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xDaunt
Profile Joined March 2010
United States17988 Posts
December 11 2013 05:15 GMT
#23
On December 11 2013 05:41 wei2coolman wrote:
http://www.shitlawjobs.com/

highly relevant.

Christ, that's depressing. Most people who are going to law school right now are insane. Most are going to regret it.
Caladbolg
Profile Joined March 2011
2855 Posts
December 11 2013 05:17 GMT
#24
On December 11 2013 06:23 dAPhREAk wrote:
in one of my cases, the associate from the plaintiff's firm broke into our gated construction yard to take pictures of the "oil contamination" and got caught by a security guard when he got stuck on the fence. we referred to him as the cat burglar from then on and it seems you're well on your way to achieving the same skill set as he. =)

the fence was up not to hide the work, but to reduce dust levels for the community and all they had to do was ask to see it (per discovery), but they chose the watergate route because they are idiots.



Haha! Speaking of funny stories, I work as a lawyer in our Supreme Court. One of the cases I handled was an administrative case for disbarment. The defense lawyer, during a break in the hearing, took some of the plaintiff's evidence, hid in the bathroom, and ate the documents. Stomach of steel. Anyway I suspended him from practice for a couple of years but couldn't bring myself to recommend his disbarment because of the hilarity of what he did (besides, the opposing counsel had duplicates of the document so it didn't really affect the case too much).
"I don't like the word prodigy at all. To me prodigy sounds like a person who was 'gifted' all these things rather than a person who earned all these talents by hard training... I must train harder to reach my goal." - Flash
Staboteur
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada1873 Posts
December 11 2013 05:38 GMT
#25
That story is priceless, almost to the point where spending 20 minutes in a dumpster with baghands is worth it, just so you can say you have that story.

And a friend of mine might know you. I don't imagine Windsor's Law circles are that big. Short redhead, and every bit as angry as you'd expect a ginger to be.
I'm actually Fleetfeet D:
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25991 Posts
December 11 2013 08:43 GMT
#26
Haha awesome story HP. Always fun to get updates on people's real lives too. Had no idea you were in Windsor! I'll be back in TO for Christmas Hope the weather is nice!
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tshi
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2495 Posts
December 11 2013 09:22 GMT
#27
I've been interested in Law ever since I got a jury summons (in the usa, participating in a jury is a civic duty!). So as a result, Ive been playing all the Phoenix Wright games. They're really fun and they make being a juror/lawyer interesting...

Since you're in law school and stuff, how similar are the phoenix wright video games to canaidian law?
scrub - inexperienced player with relatively little skill and excessive arrogance
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
December 11 2013 10:11 GMT
#28
On December 11 2013 18:22 tshi wrote:
I've been interested in Law ever since I got a jury summons (in the usa, participating in a jury is a civic duty!). So as a result, Ive been playing all the Phoenix Wright games. They're really fun and they make being a juror/lawyer interesting...

Since you're in law school and stuff, how similar are the phoenix wright video games to canaidian law?


They're not at all even remotely similar in any conceivable way.
3 Hatch Before Cool
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9165 Posts
December 11 2013 15:29 GMT
#29
OBJECTION!
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
December 11 2013 21:40 GMT
#30
From the youtube thumb I thought this was just going to be the discussion of 80s metal with sarge on the pelican flight into the swamp.
Comprehensive strategic intention: DNE
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-11 21:55:09
December 11 2013 21:54 GMT
#31
A pig's gotta do what a pig's gotta do.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 12 2013 00:30 GMT
#32
Great story. I lol'd
isaachukfan
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Canada785 Posts
December 12 2013 02:19 GMT
#33
On December 11 2013 05:41 wei2coolman wrote:
http://www.shitlawjobs.com/

highly relevant.


Holy fuck....one of those jobs is "$ 167 a week".....I'm a high school student and my job initially offered $150 a week working from home for 1.5 hours a day...
unfortunately my position got split up, it's still better than most of my friends though....
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GinDo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
3327 Posts
December 12 2013 05:18 GMT
#34
Wow. I know that feel bro.
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Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
December 12 2013 05:33 GMT
#35
What a great story lol
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34501 Posts
December 12 2013 07:24 GMT
#36
5 out of 5
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Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
December 12 2013 13:49 GMT
#37
Oh man, what a story. Glad you didn't lose your card!
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Cam Connor
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada786 Posts
December 12 2013 14:53 GMT
#38
you're in windsor? i'm so sorry man...
you had to go through a dumpster in windsor, canada's dumpster (excluding quebec)
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Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
December 12 2013 23:32 GMT
#39
Browsing TL as a break from studying Tax Law and this is not what I expected to find. Pretty funny though.

I was in Windsor for Law Games 2013. Are you going this year to Montreal, HP?
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
December 13 2013 00:00 GMT
#40
On December 13 2013 08:32 Durak wrote:
Browsing TL as a break from studying Tax Law and this is not what I expected to find. Pretty funny though.

I was in Windsor for Law Games 2013. Are you going this year to Montreal, HP?

I might make it out. I'm not participating, but a bunch of people want to just go up anyway to partake in the debauchery.

Thing is, I've got a moot to prepare for with a factum due in early January. We'll see.
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Zenbrez
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada5973 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-14 04:23:07
December 14 2013 04:13 GMT
#41
Where are you studying now, London?

Nvm Windsor. I live in London. Figured you went to Western
Refer to my post.
Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
December 14 2013 04:34 GMT
#42
On December 11 2013 14:15 xDaunt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2013 05:41 wei2coolman wrote:
http://www.shitlawjobs.com/

highly relevant.

Christ, that's depressing. Most people who are going to law school right now are insane. Most are going to regret it.


I wonder if you can more money dumpster diving and selling all the good stuff on ebay.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1174 Posts
December 14 2013 15:06 GMT
#43
have you ever seen this?

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BW. There will always be a special place in my heart for the game I spent 10 years to be mediocre at.
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
December 15 2013 00:12 GMT
#44
Haha that was great to listen to, anddd pretty fun to watch some old school halo!!!
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FluffyBinLaden
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States527 Posts
December 16 2013 01:28 GMT
#45
Wait... I was there for this... Heh. Good stream.
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Profile Joined December 2010
United States355 Posts
December 16 2013 01:34 GMT
#46
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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