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Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 24 2013 10:30 GMT
#1
Years ago I had to poo
And so I went to use the Lou
Sat on my ass and passed some gas
Then took a dump with my pole half-mast
There was some grief, but the drop was brief
My bladder relaxed and sprayed relief
But a traitor was born within my wee
A rebellious prick, a free spirit of pee
It sprayed through the gap beneath the seat
And made a puddle at my feet
So always remember, when taking a shit
Don't forget to tuck in your dick






****
3 Hatch Before Cool
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
April 24 2013 10:36 GMT
#2
5/5 already read again and considering a third time.
LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
April 24 2013 10:37 GMT
#3
instant 5/5
?
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-24 10:39:49
April 24 2013 10:38 GMT
#4
I have to be more careful before I click
I think my IQ dropped just a little bit

Jokes aside, I'm glad to know that has happened to someone else besides me.
Raziers
Profile Joined January 2013
56 Posts
April 24 2013 10:41 GMT
#5
dude thats so deep i cant even see you anymore.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
April 24 2013 10:42 GMT
#6
Beautiful, those words spoke to my soul.
5/5 would read again.
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3575 Posts
April 24 2013 10:44 GMT
#7
tl;dr? : D
5/5
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
April 24 2013 10:48 GMT
#8
5/5, would never forget.
"Start yo" -FlaSh
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
April 24 2013 11:02 GMT
#9
You're an artist.
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
April 24 2013 11:24 GMT
#10
Lmfao, that poem is actually amazing.
Useless wet fish.
Erraa93
Profile Joined December 2012
Australia891 Posts
April 24 2013 11:33 GMT
#11
Holy fuck. Life lessons.
grs
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Germany2339 Posts
April 24 2013 11:50 GMT
#12
5/5 would read again!
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
April 24 2013 12:09 GMT
#13
loved it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
April 24 2013 12:30 GMT
#14
This poem is the shit. 5/5
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
Sterlymobile
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1009 Posts
April 24 2013 12:47 GMT
#15
Hate when that happens.
"You sons of a silly person"
Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
April 24 2013 13:09 GMT
#16
Been there done that and it sucks.
Chameleons Cast No Shadows
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
April 24 2013 13:11 GMT
#17
I learned this so long ago when I was really young, 5/5.
iremnant3847
Profile Joined June 2012
Taiwan269 Posts
April 24 2013 13:17 GMT
#18
A beautiful, amazing poem that touches the heart of anyone who reads it. I read this while taking a shit myself - needless to say, I was moved to tears. 5/5
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
April 24 2013 13:32 GMT
#19
Haha, that is fucking gold :D
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
April 24 2013 13:34 GMT
#20
now make a haiku!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 24 2013 14:19 GMT
#21
The slant rhyme use was actually nicely done
User was warned for too many mimes.
Ringall
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Finland177 Posts
April 24 2013 15:19 GMT
#22
5/5, would not forget again.
Snute fanclub <3 (fan #106 :3 ) | "Bitches know me, I'm Jos 'LiquidRet' de Kroon. I drink, smoke and don't exercize." - Ret | http://bit.ly/GX57En
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
April 24 2013 15:56 GMT
#23
i thought this was gonna be about his dick touching the water when shitting.

i remember somebody "complaining" about this in a blog once.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-24 16:02:59
April 24 2013 16:02 GMT
#24
5/5 this was fucking awesome lol.

[image loading]

my reaction after reading.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 24 2013 16:15 GMT
#25
Oh god this was hilarious.

INSTANT SPOTLIGHT KTHX
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
April 24 2013 16:17 GMT
#26
Pure art. MysteryMeat1 nails it.
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
April 24 2013 16:54 GMT
#27
Every time
Religion: Buckethead
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1764 Posts
April 24 2013 17:00 GMT
#28
first world small penis problems?
LML
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
April 24 2013 17:06 GMT
#29
Those who write on shithouse walls
All roll their shit in little balls
And when you read their words of wit
You eat those little balls of shit
Что?
Cubu
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1171 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-24 17:17:11
April 24 2013 17:16 GMT
#30
those spills only happen when you get a boner...
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
April 24 2013 17:32 GMT
#31
and they told me shakspeare died years ago
memes are a dish best served dank
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
April 24 2013 17:43 GMT
#32
speechless.......................

5/5
Dess.JadeFalcon
MstrJinbo
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1251 Posts
April 24 2013 18:25 GMT
#33
It's the little details in life that make all the difference
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 24 2013 19:16 GMT
#34
A regular Emily Dickinson.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 24 2013 19:26 GMT
#35
*Bravo*

Standing ovation. Oh wait..
Mattes
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany1116 Posts
April 24 2013 19:58 GMT
#36
Words of wisdom.
"Eyo lesson' here, Bey. You're comin' at the king, you best not miss."
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 24 2013 20:11 GMT
#37
That spray of relief bit got me.

So beautiful.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Ender985
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Spain910 Posts
April 24 2013 22:44 GMT
#38
5/5
/epic thread
Member of the Pirate Party - direct democracy, institutional transparency, and freedom of information
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
April 24 2013 22:49 GMT
#39
LOL <3
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
April 25 2013 00:12 GMT
#40
win 5/5!
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10151 Posts
April 25 2013 00:15 GMT
#41
o my god that was beautiful.
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
TL+ Member
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 25 2013 00:50 GMT
#42
WORST THREAD IN HUMAN HISTORY, on any forum on any internet ever, as this was a literally an example of shitty shittiness in the most shitty form possible for any human being to conceive, even under the influence of alcohol and drugs, including cocaine, meth, crystal meth, golden meth, marijuana tablets, acid, heroin, angel dust, extasy, xanax, cialis, and any obscure drugs that I haven't thought of because I wouldn't even waste my time going to wikifuckingpedia to find a page entitled "list of illegal drugs, real and fictional" to even potentially lend any shred of legitimacy to this god-forsaken excuse for a thread that you should be ashamed even entered your mind to create and I want you to know that I hate you personally for this bullshit shit shitty thread that is a shit-stain on the underwear of teamliquid.net, and that this thread alone has killed eSports, resurrected it as a zombie, and then forced it to commit suicide, because this is just such a horribly bad thread that words cannot express how much badness could be jam-packed into the OP and if I had a genie I would actually use one of my three wishes to wish this thread out of existence because of how unbelievably and unequivocally atrocious this garbage dumpster full of rats and cockroaches and AIDS and new Blizzard titles and demons and worms and hobos and people who pick teemo in league of legends, and bullshit, and horseshit, and apeshit, and birdshit, and goatshit, and elephantshit, and fishshit, and humanshit, and platypusshit, and catshit, and batshit, ratshit, and cactusshit, and ponyshit, and fairyshit, and unicornshit, and pegasusshit, and fucking fuck this post happens to be because it's like literally the thread-equivalent of Jar-Jar Binks and Transformers 2 combined into word-form and smeared across a baby's face right before the baby is dropped into a volcano full of molten lava and then explodes to form a radioactive evil baby that has to be destroyed by lasers and shit, even though all of Earth's mightiest weapons fail to stop such a monstrosity, but the baby falls into a meat-grinder and then the meat becomes rotten and maggots form on it, but the maggots all fucking die because the meat is so putrid that no biological organism can possibly sustain it's life while in a 50-mile radius in proximity to this meat, which eventually turns into fossil fuel and is used by a coal-powered sawing machine to cut down the last tree in Ferngully, except unlike the cartoon movie, they fucking succeed and all the pandas, white tigers, and all the precious animals we have worked so hard to preserve just fucking explode for no reason because of how terrible the exhaust from this unstoppable killing machine is, and then that smog goes into the atmosphere and kills all the birds, who drop dead all over the world, and Al Gore cannot buy enough carbon credits to stop the Earth's Axis from throwing itself off a cliff, and The Day After Tomorrow movie literally happens literally, and to top it all off, they put cheese on my burger when I specifically said no cheese, but the McDonald's employees have all become braindead zombies because of the polluted air and begin melting like they just saw the ark of the covenant, while meanwhile, the Emperor from Star Wars, Osama bin Laden, Hitler, Team Rocket and Lord Frieza all combine to attempt to create something more evil, but fail astronomically, because they cannot measure up to how frickin' bad this OP just is, and that's not just my opinion, that's an actual scientific fact that was confirmed by Einstein and fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson on prime-time TV in front of the world, using calculations based a new quantum formula for determining how shitty posts are by a team of extraterrestrial lizard-men who were brought into MIT to work with another team of top-notch math guys from Berkeley to create an algorithm for determining the exact amount of shittiness in this thread specifically, but they all died from exposure to the results, and would have been named heroes for the sake of science and humanity, but they received public condemnation from all the world leaders except for North Korea for having anything remotely to do with what was done here while all the famous poets of the past have rolled over in their graves so many times, and with such intensity that engineers are using them to power turbines as a new alternative energy source and are saying that all of the world's energy needs will be met by approximately next tuesday and that we can shut down all the big coal power plants that causing fish to mutate and grow three penises because how much toxic sludge they produce, but a spokesman for coal power said that the new alternative energy source was being caused by a pollution far worse than any exposure to sludge, poison, radiation, Justin Bieber "music", Ben Affleck, intense heat/cold, gamma rays, death rays, stingrays, medical waste, or vast amounts of cum being spewed onto them by very angry Japanese men bukkaking on them while wearing voodoo masks and summoning the darkest demons from the most forbidding, cold and evil parts of the abyss of hell to come to Earth and piss all over everyone's faces, which would be this thread right here, in the flesh, not worth the pixels on the screen, nor the server space used to house this insignificant body of text, which should cause the server holding this data to be ripped out of the wall or whatever is holding it, torn open viciously by some kind of dinosaur, and the circuit boards and disk should be scrubbed clean with oxyclean, soap, water, acid, toothpaste, and then be placed in a steel safe inside of a concrete bunker 7,000 feet below the surface of the earth and blown to smithereens by all the nuclear weapons in the arsenal of humankind and then the area should be covered in concrete, and then steel, and the blown up again, and everyone in the world should be stripped down naked and scrubbed and hosed down completely like 50 times per day just to be safe.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
April 25 2013 01:05 GMT
#43
On April 25 2013 09:50 ninazerg wrote:
WORST THREAD IN HUMAN HISTORY, on any forum on any internet ever, as this was a literally an example of shitty shittiness in the most shitty form possible for any human being to conceive, even under the influence of alcohol and drugs, including cocaine, meth, crystal meth, golden meth, marijuana tablets, acid, heroin, angel dust, extasy, xanax, cialis, and any obscure drugs that I haven't thought of because I wouldn't even waste my time going to wikifuckingpedia to find a page entitled "list of illegal drugs, real and fictional" to even potentially lend any shred of legitimacy to this god-forsaken excuse for a thread that you should be ashamed even entered your mind to create and I want you to know that I hate you personally for this bullshit shit shitty thread that is a shit-stain on the underwear of teamliquid.net, and that this thread alone has killed eSports, resurrected it as a zombie, and then forced it to commit suicide, because this is just such a horribly bad thread that words cannot express how much badness could be jam-packed into the OP and if I had a genie I would actually use one of my three wishes to wish this thread out of existence because of how unbelievably and unequivocally atrocious this garbage dumpster full of rats and cockroaches and AIDS and new Blizzard titles and demons and worms and hobos and people who pick teemo in league of legends, and bullshit, and horseshit, and apeshit, and birdshit, and goatshit, and elephantshit, and fishshit, and humanshit, and platypusshit, and catshit, and batshit, ratshit, and cactusshit, and ponyshit, and fairyshit, and unicornshit, and pegasusshit, and fucking fuck this post happens to be because it's like literally the thread-equivalent of Jar-Jar Binks and Transformers 2 combined into word-form and smeared across a baby's face right before the baby is dropped into a volcano full of molten lava and then explodes to form a radioactive evil baby that has to be destroyed by lasers and shit, even though all of Earth's mightiest weapons fail to stop such a monstrosity, but the baby falls into a meat-grinder and then the meat becomes rotten and maggots form on it, but the maggots all fucking die because the meat is so putrid that no biological organism can possibly sustain it's life while in a 50-mile radius in proximity to this meat, which eventually turns into fossil fuel and is used by a coal-powered sawing machine to cut down the last tree in Ferngully, except unlike the cartoon movie, they fucking succeed and all the pandas, white tigers, and all the precious animals we have worked so hard to preserve just fucking explode for no reason because of how terrible the exhaust from this unstoppable killing machine is, and then that smog goes into the atmosphere and kills all the birds, who drop dead all over the world, and Al Gore cannot buy enough carbon credits to stop the Earth's Axis from throwing itself off a cliff, and The Day After Tomorrow movie literally happens literally, and to top it all off, they put cheese on my burger when I specifically said no cheese, but the McDonald's employees have all become braindead zombies because of the polluted air and begin melting like they just saw the ark of the covenant, while meanwhile, the Emperor from Star Wars, Osama bin Laden, Hitler, Team Rocket and Lord Frieza all combine to attempt to create something more evil, but fail astronomically, because they cannot measure up to how frickin' bad this OP just is, and that's not just my opinion, that's an actual scientific fact that was confirmed by Einstein and fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson on prime-time TV in front of the world, using calculations based a new quantum formula for determining how shitty posts are by a team of extraterrestrial lizard-men who were brought into MIT to work with another team of top-notch math guys from Berkeley to create an algorithm for determining the exact amount of shittiness in this thread specifically, but they all died from exposure to the results, and would have been named heroes for the sake of science and humanity, but they received public condemnation from all the world leaders except for North Korea for having anything remotely to do with what was done here while all the famous poets of the past have rolled over in their graves so many times, and with such intensity that engineers are using them to power turbines as a new alternative energy source and are saying that all of the world's energy needs will be met by approximately next tuesday and that we can shut down all the big coal power plants that causing fish to mutate and grow three penises because how much toxic sludge they produce, but a spokesman for coal power said that the new alternative energy source was being caused by a pollution far worse than any exposure to sludge, poison, radiation, Justin Bieber "music", Ben Affleck, intense heat/cold, gamma rays, death rays, stingrays, medical waste, or vast amounts of cum being spewed onto them by very angry Japanese men bukkaking on them while wearing voodoo masks and summoning the darkest demons from the most forbidding, cold and evil parts of the abyss of hell to come to Earth and piss all over everyone's faces, which would be this thread right here, in the flesh, not worth the pixels on the screen, nor the server space used to house this insignificant body of text, which should cause the server holding this data to be ripped out of the wall or whatever is holding it, torn open viciously by some kind of dinosaur, and the circuit boards and disk should be scrubbed clean with oxyclean, soap, water, acid, toothpaste, and then be placed in a steel safe inside of a concrete bunker 7,000 feet below the surface of the earth and blown to smithereens by all the nuclear weapons in the arsenal of humankind and then the area should be covered in concrete, and then steel, and the blown up again, and everyone in the world should be stripped down naked and scrubbed and hosed down completely like 50 times per day just to be safe.

I'm demanding compensation for the loss of 10,000 brain cells.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
April 25 2013 01:28 GMT
#44
On April 25 2013 09:50 ninazerg wrote:
WORST THREAD IN HUMAN HISTORY, on any forum on any internet ever, as this was a literally an example of shitty shittiness in the most shitty form possible for any human being to conceive, even under the influence of alcohol and drugs, including cocaine, meth, crystal meth, golden meth, marijuana tablets, acid, heroin, angel dust, extasy, xanax, cialis, and any obscure drugs that I haven't thought of because I wouldn't even waste my time going to wikifuckingpedia to find a page entitled "list of illegal drugs, real and fictional" to even potentially lend any shred of legitimacy to this god-forsaken excuse for a thread that you should be ashamed even entered your mind to create and I want you to know that I hate you personally for this bullshit shit shitty thread that is a shit-stain on the underwear of teamliquid.net, and that this thread alone has killed eSports, resurrected it as a zombie, and then forced it to commit suicide, because this is just such a horribly bad thread that words cannot express how much badness could be jam-packed into the OP and if I had a genie I would actually use one of my three wishes to wish this thread out of existence because of how unbelievably and unequivocally atrocious this garbage dumpster full of rats and cockroaches and AIDS and new Blizzard titles and demons and worms and hobos and people who pick teemo in league of legends, and bullshit, and horseshit, and apeshit, and birdshit, and goatshit, and elephantshit, and fishshit, and humanshit, and platypusshit, and catshit, and batshit, ratshit, and cactusshit, and ponyshit, and fairyshit, and unicornshit, and pegasusshit, and fucking fuck this post happens to be because it's like literally the thread-equivalent of Jar-Jar Binks and Transformers 2 combined into word-form and smeared across a baby's face right before the baby is dropped into a volcano full of molten lava and then explodes to form a radioactive evil baby that has to be destroyed by lasers and shit, even though all of Earth's mightiest weapons fail to stop such a monstrosity, but the baby falls into a meat-grinder and then the meat becomes rotten and maggots form on it, but the maggots all fucking die because the meat is so putrid that no biological organism can possibly sustain it's life while in a 50-mile radius in proximity to this meat, which eventually turns into fossil fuel and is used by a coal-powered sawing machine to cut down the last tree in Ferngully, except unlike the cartoon movie, they fucking succeed and all the pandas, white tigers, and all the precious animals we have worked so hard to preserve just fucking explode for no reason because of how terrible the exhaust from this unstoppable killing machine is, and then that smog goes into the atmosphere and kills all the birds, who drop dead all over the world, and Al Gore cannot buy enough carbon credits to stop the Earth's Axis from throwing itself off a cliff, and The Day After Tomorrow movie literally happens literally, and to top it all off, they put cheese on my burger when I specifically said no cheese, but the McDonald's employees have all become braindead zombies because of the polluted air and begin melting like they just saw the ark of the covenant, while meanwhile, the Emperor from Star Wars, Osama bin Laden, Hitler, Team Rocket and Lord Frieza all combine to attempt to create something more evil, but fail astronomically, because they cannot measure up to how frickin' bad this OP just is, and that's not just my opinion, that's an actual scientific fact that was confirmed by Einstein and fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson on prime-time TV in front of the world, using calculations based a new quantum formula for determining how shitty posts are by a team of extraterrestrial lizard-men who were brought into MIT to work with another team of top-notch math guys from Berkeley to create an algorithm for determining the exact amount of shittiness in this thread specifically, but they all died from exposure to the results, and would have been named heroes for the sake of science and humanity, but they received public condemnation from all the world leaders except for North Korea for having anything remotely to do with what was done here while all the famous poets of the past have rolled over in their graves so many times, and with such intensity that engineers are using them to power turbines as a new alternative energy source and are saying that all of the world's energy needs will be met by approximately next tuesday and that we can shut down all the big coal power plants that causing fish to mutate and grow three penises because how much toxic sludge they produce, but a spokesman for coal power said that the new alternative energy source was being caused by a pollution far worse than any exposure to sludge, poison, radiation, Justin Bieber "music", Ben Affleck, intense heat/cold, gamma rays, death rays, stingrays, medical waste, or vast amounts of cum being spewed onto them by very angry Japanese men bukkaking on them while wearing voodoo masks and summoning the darkest demons from the most forbidding, cold and evil parts of the abyss of hell to come to Earth and piss all over everyone's faces, which would be this thread right here, in the flesh, not worth the pixels on the screen, nor the server space used to house this insignificant body of text, which should cause the server holding this data to be ripped out of the wall or whatever is holding it, torn open viciously by some kind of dinosaur, and the circuit boards and disk should be scrubbed clean with oxyclean, soap, water, acid, toothpaste, and then be placed in a steel safe inside of a concrete bunker 7,000 feet below the surface of the earth and blown to smithereens by all the nuclear weapons in the arsenal of humankind and then the area should be covered in concrete, and then steel, and the blown up again, and everyone in the world should be stripped down naked and scrubbed and hosed down completely like 50 times per day just to be safe.

Nina I love you

Let's hang out
Что?
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
April 25 2013 02:12 GMT
#45
Wait how can your pole be half-mast? Half-mast is used to describe the flag, not the staff. You're implying your dick is halfway up your dick

Otherwise, hilarious read, some of TLs best literature.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
April 25 2013 03:05 GMT
#46
Some golden moments from Nina's post:

unbelievably and unequivocally atrocious this garbage dumpster full of rats and cockroaches and AIDS and new Blizzard titles and...platypusshit...cactusshit...

Jar-Jar Binks and Transformers 2 combined into word-form and smeared across a baby's face...

and then that smog goes into the atmosphere and kills all the birds, who drop dead all over the world, and Al Gore cannot buy enough carbon credits to stop the Earth's Axis from throwing itself off a cliff...

...while all the famous poets of the past have rolled over in their graves so many times, and with such intensity that engineers are using them to power turbines as a new alternative energy source and are saying that all of the world's energy needs will be met by approximately next tuesday


I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. In fact, we could not have enjoyed reading this fabulous post if this shitty thread did not exist. Ironically, we should all thank Kaiser for this outstanding opportunity to allow Nina to express her angry views . Thank you Kaiser!!! It would be nice if they could meet in real life, and we could film them together.
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
April 25 2013 03:08 GMT
#47
Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
Cowpieguy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States97 Posts
April 25 2013 04:15 GMT
#48
Made me and my girlfriend laugh. Had to explain some of the terminology to her since she is Chinese.
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
April 25 2013 04:35 GMT
#49
Oh god yes this happened to me too..
Poo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada536 Posts
April 25 2013 07:49 GMT
#50
On April 25 2013 10:05 EtherealDeath wrote:
I'm demanding compensation for the loss of 10,000 brain cells.


No kidding.. omg. What a ball of text.


blog post 5/5 though =D
Try hard or don't try at all.
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
April 25 2013 09:50 GMT
#51
On April 25 2013 16:49 Stealthypoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2013 10:05 EtherealDeath wrote:
I'm demanding compensation for the loss of 10,000 brain cells.


No kidding.. omg. What a ball of text.


blog post 5/5 though =D


Pooception
Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 26 2013 09:52 GMT
#52
5/5 for content and truth
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
April 26 2013 11:39 GMT
#53
5/5
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
April 03 2014 21:58 GMT
#54
On April 25 2013 01:02 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
5/5 this was fucking awesome lol.

[image loading]

my reaction after reading.


this is still my reaction after my 4th time of reading this.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
April 04 2014 01:36 GMT
#55
This is absolutely amazing
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
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