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Ladies and gentlemen, after my reveal on the shocking conditions the SC2 writers must suffer, I am here to present to you another earth-shatteringly significant scandal. My Swiss source has informed that the popular ESPORTS organisation Dignitas has been involved in 'Photoshopping' it's players faces in an effort to make them look more appealing.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/OAdBJtS.gif)
As we can see in this picture provided by the ever helpful fusefuse, Dream's looks have been vastly altered. While you, the common blog reader may not think this is a big problem I have thought long and hard, and have realised this is killing ESPORTS. Yes, you heard me. That may be a big accusation to make, but there are many children out there, especially little girls, who are concerned with their looks due to the portrayal of celebrities by the media. Do we want that crock of shit making it's way into our ESPORTS? Of course not, and that's why we must take action.
I suggest each and everyone of you dear readers make yourself look as hideous as possible, whether it be using Photoshop, make up or just your natural face. Make yourself look hideous in protest to the ESPORTS-killing work of Dignitas. This is the biggest problem modern ESPORTS faces today, as it corrupts our very souls. I can't even walk out of my extravagant and extremely affordable (PM me if you're interested) mansion without seeing a little progamer popping pills in an effort to make himself slimmer, or buying new low carb energy drinks to try and stop his wrists getting too fat. I see progamers as young as 10 walking around with their new Razer mice in an attempt to emulate the heroes that are shoved in their faces by modern media, I see progamers as young as 4 strolling along the pavement with lip gloss and eyeliner on.
To this I say no more. We must draw the line here, and no further. We must uphold the traditional values of ESPORTS, where young progamers would be forced to do the dishes in the team houses all day, they would not talk back to their coaches and they would not ever complain for fear of getting beaten. Everyone knows the old ways are best, so let's damn well try to uphold them.
#DreamIsFine2013
 
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Oh shit, emailing sponsors right now!
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I miss starcraft 2 scandals. Where did they all go?  . It made TL so exciting, like a dozen threads open all at once, everyone going crazy. I miss those days
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Cascadia1754 Posts
What has the world come to!?!?!?
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I think the biggest scandal in ESPORTS was Savior...
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relax please... if dream was fine with it, what's wrong ? This is his face after all...
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Are people really taking this seriously or am I missing some kind of inception level of satire in some of these posts?
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hes not #1 in my heart anymore
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On March 24 2013 02:06 SKC wrote:
Are people really taking this seriously or am I missing some kind of inception level of satire in some of these posts?
There appears to be a romanian invasion on this blog.
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
On March 24 2013 02:02 E.L.V.I.S wrote:
relax please... if dream was fine with it, what's wrong ? This is his face after all...
What country are you from? Surely not Belgium, originally?
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I am so angry right now. I always thought pro gamers were just superior humans.
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Hahaha you are quickly becoming one of my favorite bloggers, Kollin!
Keep it up 5/5
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Thanks a ton dude 
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I'm interested..... sign me up
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I am enraged! My heart no longer flutters for dream.
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I lol'd.
Its funny to see the Romanian's already responding!
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Only thing worse than this is your lack of knowing the difference between it's and its.
Oh, and I've been protesting this for years, hideous for life!
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I'm pretty sure my it's and its are fine (going by the Teamliquid writing staff style guide).
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United States10342 Posts
DOWN TO ESPORTS HUARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
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On March 24 2013 06:46 kollin wrote:
I'm pretty sure my it's and its are fine (going by the Teamliquid writing staff style guide).
Are you sure you want to follow that? I mean, I've read what Waxangel puts up, and he plays fast and loose with his grammar.
Also, already doing my part to be hideous. I've been doing it for a long time now. FOR ESPORTS.
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I meant the one posted in the writers forum, which was done by SirJolt ^_^
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I don't know what is better, the blog itself or the few people actually being trolled on the first page.
What is this thing about Romanians? I must have missed something. Do they not recognize satire?
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It's a running joke on TL that Romanians can't understand sarcasm/satire,
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France1887 Posts
On March 24 2013 08:27 yokohama wrote:
I don't know what is better, the blog itself or the few people actually being trolled on the first page.
What is this thing about Romanians? I must have missed something. Do they not recognize satire?
Inside TL joke: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60575
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United States1201 Posts
Okay, that's messed up. This is completely unacceptable. Lying to the public like this? They need to get dragged out into the street and shot.
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~~ so i am a stupid person ? :D
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That made me laugh pretty hard, thanks! I can't believe I've been around here so long and have never seen or heard of that reference.
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Nerd pimples are a rite of passage! At least until you grow enough beiber hair to cover them up!
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I was expecting to see Savior, then LOLOL photoshop.
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Kollin destroying ESPORTS since 2013 by leaking all the ESPORTS scandals. You are worse than Slasher!
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I am the evil hellspawn of Slasher and SirScoots after all.
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This is hilarious and well done. Hi Kwark.
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