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Biggest scandal in ESPORTS

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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-23 16:14:27
March 23 2013 16:12 GMT
#1
Ladies and gentlemen, after my reveal on the shocking conditions the SC2 writers must suffer, I am here to present to you another earth-shatteringly significant scandal. My Swiss source has informed that the popular ESPORTS organisation Dignitas has been involved in 'Photoshopping' it's players faces in an effort to make them look more appealing.

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As we can see in this picture provided by the ever helpful fusefuse, Dream's looks have been vastly altered. While you, the common blog reader may not think this is a big problem I have thought long and hard, and have realised this is killing ESPORTS. Yes, you heard me. That may be a big accusation to make, but there are many children out there, especially little girls, who are concerned with their looks due to the portrayal of celebrities by the media. Do we want that crock of shit making it's way into our ESPORTS? Of course not, and that's why we must take action.

I suggest each and everyone of you dear readers make yourself look as hideous as possible, whether it be using Photoshop, make up or just your natural face. Make yourself look hideous in protest to the ESPORTS-killing work of Dignitas. This is the biggest problem modern ESPORTS faces today, as it corrupts our very souls. I can't even walk out of my extravagant and extremely affordable (PM me if you're interested) mansion without seeing a little progamer popping pills in an effort to make himself slimmer, or buying new low carb energy drinks to try and stop his wrists getting too fat. I see progamers as young as 10 walking around with their new Razer mice in an attempt to emulate the heroes that are shoved in their faces by modern media, I see progamers as young as 4 strolling along the pavement with lip gloss and eyeliner on.

To this I say no more. We must draw the line here, and no further. We must uphold the traditional values of ESPORTS, where young progamers would be forced to do the dishes in the team houses all day, they would not talk back to their coaches and they would not ever complain for fear of getting beaten. Everyone knows the old ways are best, so let's damn well try to uphold them.

#DreamIsFine2013

****
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
March 23 2013 16:17 GMT
#2
Oh shit, emailing sponsors right now!
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
March 23 2013 16:33 GMT
#3
I miss starcraft 2 scandals. Where did they all go? . It made TL so exciting, like a dozen threads open all at once, everyone going crazy. I miss those days
Tephus
Profile Joined May 2011
Cascadia1754 Posts
March 23 2013 16:34 GMT
#4
What has the world come to!?!?!?
AdministratorTeam Liquid VP of Esports
IRL_Sinister
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Ireland621 Posts
March 23 2013 16:39 GMT
#5
Blasphemy.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 23 2013 16:51 GMT
#6
#ESPORTS
ihOpe
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
192 Posts
March 23 2013 16:57 GMT
#7
I think the biggest scandal in ESPORTS was Savior...
terran hots stream ---> http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/iheartEDM
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
March 23 2013 16:59 GMT
#8
On March 24 2013 01:57 iheartEDM wrote:
I think the biggest scandal in ESPORTS was Savior...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
E.L.V.I.S
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium458 Posts
March 23 2013 17:02 GMT
#9
relax please... if dream was fine with it, what's wrong ? This is his face after all...
http://twitch.tv/maggrig | @SC2ELVIS | http://www.facebook.com/sc2ELVIS
SKC
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil18828 Posts
March 23 2013 17:06 GMT
#10
Are people really taking this seriously or am I missing some kind of inception level of satire in some of these posts?
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
March 23 2013 17:08 GMT
#11
hes not #1 in my heart anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
March 23 2013 17:08 GMT
#12
On March 24 2013 02:06 SKC wrote:
Are people really taking this seriously or am I missing some kind of inception level of satire in some of these posts?

There appears to be a romanian invasion on this blog.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
March 23 2013 17:11 GMT
#13
On March 24 2013 02:02 E.L.V.I.S wrote:
relax please... if dream was fine with it, what's wrong ? This is his face after all...


What country are you from? Surely not Belgium, originally?
AdministratorBreak the chains
SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-23 17:25:53
March 23 2013 17:25 GMT
#14
I am so angry right now. I always thought pro gamers were just superior humans.
thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5500 Posts
March 23 2013 18:03 GMT
#15
Hahaha you are quickly becoming one of my favorite bloggers, Kollin!

Keep it up 5/5
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
March 23 2013 18:07 GMT
#16
Thanks a ton dude
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 23 2013 19:01 GMT
#17
I'm interested..... sign me up
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
March 23 2013 19:23 GMT
#18
+ Show Spoiler +
ESPORTS
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 23 2013 19:27 GMT
#19
#dreamismydream
User was warned for too many mimes.
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
March 23 2013 20:26 GMT
#20
I am enraged! My heart no longer flutters for dream.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
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