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(NSFW)The Sun is Wet Under the River [Part 3]

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HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 02:44 GMT
#1

High Literature is a blog is about language, humanity, purple-green colored clouds, girls, poetry, joy, third century robots, love, evil tongues that give eternal pleasure, dead butterflies, jumping on a lake, and everything that tickles the intellect, makes the heart feel sublime emotions, and opens your mind about life. It is my way of contributing my talent and my heart to TL. Enjoy!


Thank you very much for the support and encouraging words guys. I am really just sharing my talents here with you. I try to respond to all your PMs and messages as much as I can. I am greatly encouraged by the overwhelming enthusiasm you have shared towards me. You inspire me!


Previous parts of the series:

+ Show Spoiler [Part 1] +

The Sun is Wet Under the River: How a Story Journeyed Through Eternal Memory, The Lasting Peace of Solitude Or Nothing At All



There was a bit of a fire in the village. First there was one house. One. Pretty. House.

But there was none. It was not even a house. Is it a giraffe? Oh goat, who is the greatest of all time when it comes to putting out fires? Maybe the cops know.

It was 3am. The window framed the city lights. Inspector Mills run his hand through his hair. Thinking. Breathing hard. "Tonight you are mine", said the Inspector to his lover. "Tonight, I am ALL yours" the young man replied submissively, as he unbuttoned both their pants. Their masculine silhouettes wrestled and fought each other in the dark, as the city was burning.

By now, the little fire was already city-huge. An woman, early 40s at least, was running on stiletoes, carrying her beloved 30-inch flat screen television, a sign that she has succumbed to the promises of a neoliberal capital economy, which promises progress, the life of luxury and prestige, but was actually built on the backs of ill-paid, and overworked sweatshop laborers in the Third World country.

Just the same, her thoughts or none: which she actually had plenty (if not for the tireless idea that had been bugging her all day), she rested. She wept.


"What better time!" What better time indeed, for no sooner than his brain uttered this thoughts past through the complex neuronetworks of itself (the very same brain), that she found herself wanting some warmth for the early morning - the fire was just not enough.

Or maybe it was a Tomasian fire, one that burns within. Not of this world but in my heart. The Pope knew of love too - Deus Caritas Est. God. Is. Love. Is. He is Alive. Inside me. Fireman, please fill me up inside! I want that fire to burn bright inside me.

It was 3:05 in the morning. There was nowhere to do it so we did it behind the fire hydrant. A 2-foot metal tube covering our sizzling body. The world in chaos. Yet nothing is more important. Not for my longing 42 year old body. Not now.

6:00. PM. The night, now a distant memory. Or is it.

"Ding Dong!"

I rushed to the door of my hotel room. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Could this really be... Is this really...

Slowly like a dying cat, or an elephant sleeping in under a tree in the savannah. I pulled the envelope. It was old, and sterling. I flipped it over.

From... JACQUES... SAUNTERE...

+ Show Spoiler [Part 2] +
The Sun is Wet Under the River:
Henceforth, Maryland is the (Eating stew now, but where is it) song that
One forgets - But she is a Lady, the lady, and will always be



A little hummingbird, at once red and silver, happy and vital, perched, not on the sun, where it would burn, and could not fly to, (by the way, I thought to myself, Could hummingbirds fly to the sun? I'm sure if I asked my mother, she would tell me they don't, they CAN'T, but what do adults know?) but on a lovely, is a bit poshy, Mouth of the Alligator.

It may not mean much. Birds come. Birds go.You touch them and they do it. Birds are like that. Nature is like that. Not much of course, unless you consider what time of the day it is.

"Come home Johnny, come running home." It was late and it was raining, so I guess she was right. Ms. Schulkz was always the nicest in the neighborhood. She knew how to keep her mild German pose. Except for that night when I saw her emerge from the bushes with a homeless man. I was young and I was proud that Ms. Schulkz would do anything to help anyone, even a dirty homeless man who had no pants.

But by this time, the hummingbird had already flown near a hungry cat.

"Bad move," I thought.

Mouth of the Alligator is the tenth vertical bar in the picket fence, and was directly under the shade. Near a hungry cat was the exact opposite. Unlike the majority of the bars, it was painted green and lie just near the gate itself.

This is where all pretty thoughts died.

It was more than ten years ago that that very same place, a quaint rustic low-lying wooden gate where I was introduced to love. Love teaches you about love. But for me love only showed the way, SHE, the angel who has stars for eyes, taught me love.

I met her in my dream when I was 5 or 6. She would often drop by after I slept, when the world became magical and love was free to reign.

Years passed and forgetting this infantile love never occurred. Love just grew stronger. I finally had the courage to find her. But I didn't know her name. I didn't even know who she was or where she lives. But I have love. And I know she does too. Love finds love. Love conquers all.

...

I was already 17 when it happened. It was autumn and everything was sad. I sat by a bench on a park, read a book, and imagined myself as a character in a Luis Buñuel film. I was soon nodding to sleep, the crisp wind singing lullaby and the gentle calmness of the place made me offer no resistance.

"May I join you?"

I glanced up slowly, still feeling the force that had just pulled me to sleep. A small Asian girl, about the same age as me, black hair, a shy but honest smile, small button nose, and stars for eyes - the girl of my dreams.

I waited more than a decade for this day.

I knew it. She knew it. No words were spoken. None was needed.
All we needed to know was love. And love is exactly what they say it is.

It was pure. It set us free - from the mundanity of everyday life, from the pettiness of some people, from the cruelty of life. Whatever happens, we had each other.

We made love and laughed and danced and cried and built a home and made more love and suddenly we were both 25. Every minute of those years was a blessing.

It was the right time. And it was about the same date when she first came to me in my dreams.

It was going to be this night. As early as noon I was eager to get out and prepare for the evening.
I went to the flower shop to make sure the right colors and volume was achieved.
I checked with the jeweler to get the ring. I dropped by my friend to pick up the cake that I had requested just for this day.

6:23:22 pm.

"Hi love, come home quick. Dinner is almost ready."

Ah, I almost forgot about the wine. A quick turn at the liquor shop to pick up a bottle of 1998 Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame. We would have nothing less on this special night.

Night was winning over when I finally arrived home. The sky was still ocre, but darkness was falling soon. I looked on the kitchen window to see what she was doing before I enter the house.

There she was, on her favorite pink apron, humping up and down to a guy who's sitting on the chair. His cock was long and hard inside her, every thrust almost disembowels her, her clitoris and the insides of her vagina almost spilled out. His cock was wet with her juice. She moaned and cried for more. On her face was the happiness only a small Asian girl could have. He was a big and strong fellow with African-American origins. She was loving every second of it. A lone candle lit them from behind.

I stood there. Stunned. Stiff. Blood rushed to my head. I was very angry. I tried to hold it but it was very hard for me. until I couldn't hold no more.

I unzipped. Took it out. And masturbated as vigorously as I could while watching my girl, the lady, the angel in my dreams, reaching just another orgasm.





The Sun is Wet Under the River:
Being: Be(com)ing


kling kling kling...

kitchen door opens. cat. they stop momentarily. they see me through the window. she looks at me straight in the eye, and slowly proceeds to pump up and down, forcing all his cock inside her little pussy.

I stop. I should not have. I did not want to. But I stop. I feel a small blob of man juice squeeze its way put of my cock. It drips on my black suede shoes. More of it was on the way, but I pull my pants up.

"So, about that dinner..."

"Who the fuck are you!"

"Her husband."

"Stop staring at me, you're making me conscious"

I look down. But I look back up... stright. TO. HER. EYES.

Her eyes are closed. She is pumping more vigorously.

"What now?"

"A stick."

"A stone."

"It's little alone."

"Fuck you guys are all talk." She leaves, disappointed.

"It is life."

"It is death."

"The knot in the wood."

"The wood of the wind."

"It is nothing at all."

"The flesh and the bone?"

My eyeballs took a side stare at the table. Open wallet. Drivers license. Seems legit. Is he French? But why does he have an Italian surname.
Or is it Spanish? Anyway, my mind rumbled, "Jacques is a nice name. Reminds me of my favorite comedian and my favorite movie of all time, 'School of Rock', yeah! \m/! But
Sauntere sounds sinister. Like an Italian mob, Or a conclave of scheming gay cardinals." He seems like a fine young African-American gentleman, despite the situation.

"Here drink some water, I know you're thirsty"

"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" he grabs her by the throat and throws away the glass she offers him.

I go in. I have to go in.

As I entered, pet tiger, Charlie, bites my left calf but I didn't feel it through the numbing pain of melancholy.

It was very dark and my head was heavy. I was still worried about the event, but I had to clear my mind. I summoned my strength, and gave out a slight sigh. I was on the see-saw when I see the two men. One seemed darker than the other. And there was a naked lady along with them. Not good, this is definitely not good.

I tried to howl to my friends.

Silence.

I howl again.

More silence than before.

Then from a faint howl echoed through the woods. It was lightning. I didn't want to disturb the sense of peace in the village. But it got this coming.

We were a pack of Thunderas, born of the Eastern promises, forged by the will of the new sun. I never felt happier to be alives, as I run across acres of forest, the seven seas, cross rivers, pass througg ancient caves, and finally arrive.

"No more, please, no more" he begged, pissing on his pants.

"Should we," said another man, with a thick Southern accent, "let this man rot in jail, simply because he needed to do what he did, and burn a village of dying men and women who, if left to live, would infest and start a zombie infestation?"

"Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Aye!"

The Parliamentarians erupted. Cheering followed. Everyone was tossing hats, caps, papers, and togas in the air.

The judge tried to bang his gavel to restore some order in the court room. Seeing the jubilation among other, he went loose himself, relieving himself of his toga and everything else and dancing on the table like a toddler.

Everyone was happy. Everyone. Except him. Jacques Sauntere.

His eyes were squinted. Fire was burning in his pupils. His stare was straight.

"See you in thirty thousand, eight hundred and sixty four hours."

3:17pm. Middle of a hot summer, under the constellation Scorpio.

I took out my iPhone. Checked the Calendar app. The Calculator app. Exactly 1285 days since that hellish day in court. One more day. Twenty four hours more.

Will he make good of his words?


(...to be continued...)

http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
TotalBalanceSC2
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada475 Posts
March 01 2013 02:46 GMT
#2
Not this again......
Minzy
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia387 Posts
March 01 2013 02:47 GMT
#3
what.the.f**k.....
Huh...
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 02:50:34
March 01 2013 02:48 GMT
#4
Moving to blogs. And added NSFW to the title
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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25560 Posts
March 01 2013 03:14 GMT
#5
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 03:41 GMT
#6
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

Do you like it?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 04:02 GMT
#7
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 04:16:44
March 01 2013 04:16 GMT
#8
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.



Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25560 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 04:37:38
March 01 2013 04:34 GMT
#9
On March 01 2013 13:02 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.

You warm my heart so <3

E: boy, that escalated quickly
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
futility
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Japan134 Posts
March 01 2013 06:39 GMT
#10
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8


Well that's embarassing.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9174 Posts
March 01 2013 08:38 GMT
#11
Absolute trash, somehow even worse than the 2nd part. Going on the blurb at the top i'm starting to think it's a troll, surely no one is capable of deluding themselves to this extent.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
March 01 2013 11:10 GMT
#12
What did I just read...
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 11:55 GMT
#13
On March 01 2013 13:34 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 13:02 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.

You warm my heart so <3

E: boy, that escalated quickly

Thanks. Don't worry, nothing personal. I was just internalizing a rabid aggressive character for the next series.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 11:56 GMT
#14
On March 01 2013 20:10 MtlGuitarist97 wrote:
What did I just read...

High literature, sir. You just read high, sophisticated literature.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 11:57 GMT
#15
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 11:58 GMT
#16
On March 01 2013 15:39 futility wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8


Well that's embarassing.

What really IS embarrassing is you reading everything 3-5 times without even recognizing one of the best jazz songs ever. Your immunity to culture and beauty is something.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25560 Posts
March 01 2013 12:01 GMT
#17
On March 01 2013 13:02 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.

I'll just leave this here, then.

On October 02 2012 16:05 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 02 2012 13:24 HataZStriker wrote:
Slowly, my hands made slid down her throat. She held it, with a little hint of resistance. I liked it. I moved down even more...


[image loading]

This is partially a joke and partially a lesson. This was the mental image I had for the entire rest of the story.

Edit: fuck I'm the sexiest artist alive and that's like the best stick-figure art I've ever done

When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 12:02 GMT
#18
On March 01 2013 17:38 Scarecrow wrote:
Absolute trash, somehow even worse than the 2nd part. Going on the blurb at the top i'm starting to think it's a troll, surely no one is capable of deluding themselves to this extent.

I have no problem having critics and haters, that's part of the burden of being a chronicler of beauty and humanity. I respect your opinion and I will protect your right to express them, but could you please elaborate why you think this is "absolute trash"? Is it because you didn't understand the narrative? Or you don't like the style? Or you follow exactly the flow but still you don't like it, just as people say they understand Lady Gaga and hate her ad her songs? Please let me know, all this might be just a misunderstanding.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 12:05 GMT
#19
On March 01 2013 21:01 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 13:02 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.

I'll just leave this here, then.

Show nested quote +
On October 02 2012 16:05 Blazinghand wrote:
On October 02 2012 13:24 HataZStriker wrote:
Slowly, my hands made slid down her throat. She held it, with a little hint of resistance. I liked it. I moved down even more...


[image loading]

This is partially a joke and partially a lesson. This was the mental image I had for the entire rest of the story.

Edit: fuck I'm the sexiest artist alive and that's like the best stick-figure art I've ever done


ah that's why you look familiar. it was old, do you relish in the past? anyway, i am a peace lover. it is part of this sword i have called "artistic license", and i replied to you above as well. cheers sir.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25560 Posts
March 01 2013 12:10 GMT
#20
On March 01 2013 21:05 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 21:01 Blazinghand wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:02 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.

I'll just leave this here, then.

On October 02 2012 16:05 Blazinghand wrote:
On October 02 2012 13:24 HataZStriker wrote:
Slowly, my hands made slid down her throat. She held it, with a little hint of resistance. I liked it. I moved down even more...


[image loading]

This is partially a joke and partially a lesson. This was the mental image I had for the entire rest of the story.

Edit: fuck I'm the sexiest artist alive and that's like the best stick-figure art I've ever done


ah that's why you look familiar. it was old, do you relish in the past? anyway, i am a peace lover. it is part of this sword i have called "artistic license", and i replied to you above as well. cheers sir.


please i love so much relish on my past

I relish it so much they put me in little ketchup packets that are actually relish packets

and they call me relesh
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 12:19 GMT
#21
On March 01 2013 21:10 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 21:05 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 21:01 Blazinghand wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:02 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.

I'll just leave this here, then.

On October 02 2012 16:05 Blazinghand wrote:
On October 02 2012 13:24 HataZStriker wrote:
Slowly, my hands made slid down her throat. She held it, with a little hint of resistance. I liked it. I moved down even more...


[image loading]

This is partially a joke and partially a lesson. This was the mental image I had for the entire rest of the story.

Edit: fuck I'm the sexiest artist alive and that's like the best stick-figure art I've ever done


ah that's why you look familiar. it was old, do you relish in the past? anyway, i am a peace lover. it is part of this sword i have called "artistic license", and i replied to you above as well. cheers sir.


please i love so much relish on my past

I relish it so much they put me in little ketchup packets that are actually relish packets

and they call me relesh

uhm... ? you're weird
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
xwoGworwaTsx
Profile Joined April 2012
United States984 Posts
March 01 2013 12:49 GMT
#22
lol wtf this is getting worse and worse
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 13:22:19
March 01 2013 13:18 GMT
#23
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 15:18 GMT
#24
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 01 2013 15:20 GMT
#25
Just one question: what are you on?
Что?
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
March 01 2013 15:40 GMT
#26
High literature, sir. You just read high, sophisticated literature.

Yeah, that makes more sense.lol
Daoism
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States84 Posts
March 01 2013 16:04 GMT
#27
On March 02 2013 00:20 Shady Sands wrote:
Just one question: what are you on?

He's high on sophisticated literature
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 01 2013 16:33 GMT
#28
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 17:08 GMT
#29
On March 02 2013 01:33 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.

Would you like me to tell you the "Idiot's Guide" version of the story as well?

(or, should we ask Murakami what his stories meant?)
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 01 2013 17:10 GMT
#30
On March 02 2013 02:08 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 01:33 Roe wrote:
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.

Would you like me to tell you the "Idiot's Guide" version of the story as well?

(or, should we ask Murakami what his stories meant?)


In other words there is no meaning intended.
calgar
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1277 Posts
March 01 2013 17:26 GMT
#31
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 17:32 GMT
#32
On March 02 2013 02:10 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 02:08 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 02 2013 01:33 Roe wrote:
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.

Would you like me to tell you the "Idiot's Guide" version of the story as well?

(or, should we ask Murakami what his stories meant?)


In other words there is no meaning intended.

Where is it written that the world revolves around you limited understanding?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 17:34 GMT
#33
On March 02 2013 02:26 calgar wrote:
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?

Thank you.

Did I push the action too soon? did you like the story? Which subplot should I emphasize more?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18865 Posts
March 01 2013 17:46 GMT
#34
On March 02 2013 02:34 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 02:26 calgar wrote:
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?

Thank you.

Did I push the action too soon? did you like the story? Which subplot should I emphasize more?

I'd say emphasize the subplot which involves diarrhea, that one is my current favorite. I must admit to being taken aback at how you manage to work with so many different shades of brown while making sure that audiences are aware that what they are looking at is indeed still shit. I could have sworn I detected a bit of corn in there, are you a fan of Pablo Neruda?
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 18:02:13
March 01 2013 17:56 GMT
#35
On March 02 2013 02:46 farvacola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 02:34 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 02 2013 02:26 calgar wrote:
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?

Thank you.

Did I push the action too soon? did you like the story? Which subplot should I emphasize more?

I'd say emphasize the subplot which involves diarrhea, that one is my current favorite. I must admit to being taken aback at how you manage to work with so many different shades of brown while making sure that audiences are aware that what they are looking at is indeed still shit. I could have sworn I detected a bit of corn in there, are you a fan of Pablo Neruda?

Another erudite reader! Thank you for the kind words and appreciation sir.
Maybe we can do a collaborative work, what do you think?
Also, who is Pablo Neruda? Some South American dictator?

Oh yeah! PABLO NERUDA the poet! One of my favorites!
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
March 02 2013 07:49 GMT
#36
lol I loved guys like this back in college. They would put out nonsensical crap and then masturbate when people told them they didn't understand it. Because that meant the writer had put out something super cerebral, which therefore meant they were smart. Honestly, get your head out of the gutter and write something worth reading. This shit is juvenile. I'd say Motbob's aspirational dota blog was higher quality literature than any of this.
xwoGworwaTsx
Profile Joined April 2012
United States984 Posts
March 02 2013 08:19 GMT
#37
On March 02 2013 16:49 SamsungStar wrote:
lol I loved guys like this back in college. They would put out nonsensical crap and then masturbate when people told them they didn't understand it. Because that meant the writer had put out something super cerebral, which therefore meant they were smart. Honestly, get your head out of the gutter and write something worth reading. This shit is juvenile. I'd say Motbob's aspirational dota blog was higher quality literature than any of this.

The irony with this post! I mean I hate this fucking blog to death and I come here only to see this poster get burned, but you? A shitty low quality poster calling someone else's work bad is just ridiculous. Wait, before you complain, compare our icons and post counts.
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
March 02 2013 15:30 GMT
#38
On March 02 2013 17:19 xwoGworwaTsx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 16:49 SamsungStar wrote:
lol I loved guys like this back in college. They would put out nonsensical crap and then masturbate when people told them they didn't understand it. Because that meant the writer had put out something super cerebral, which therefore meant they were smart. Honestly, get your head out of the gutter and write something worth reading. This shit is juvenile. I'd say Motbob's aspirational dota blog was higher quality literature than any of this.

The irony with this post! I mean I hate this fucking blog to death and I come here only to see this poster get burned, but you? A shitty low quality poster calling someone else's work bad is just ridiculous. Wait, before you complain, compare our icons and post counts.


What are you trying to say?
xwoGworwaTsx
Profile Joined April 2012
United States984 Posts
March 02 2013 16:19 GMT
#39
That you are a shitty low content poster. Don't worry, I once was too, cleaned up my ways.
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
March 02 2013 16:27 GMT
#40
You seem angry. Is there a reason for it?
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25560 Posts
March 02 2013 22:03 GMT
#41
I don't know why everyone's so salty, I enjoyed this post and the follow-up greatly



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