dAPhREAk : The Life and Love

d - A - P - h - R - E - A - k

dAPhREAk is the sexiest man in the ABL. His conquests of both the monsters of Act 3 Inferno and hundreds of women have been sung for centuries.

What do we know about Victor "Nazgul" Goossens dAPhREAk?

1. Victor "Nazgul" Goossens dAPhREAk frequents the ABL, or the bottom feeders of TL
2. dAPhREAk has the most misspelled name of any TL post, over Hot_bid and "Rawr"
3. dAPhREAk claims he is Japanese
4. dAPhREAk is worshipped as a deity in several South Asian tribal cultures
5. dAPhREAk is a wizard, Paragon level 101
6. dAPhREAk is a bottom feeder
7. dAPhREAk has been engaged
8. dAPhREAk lives under a bridge
9. dAPhREAk is multilingual
10.dAPhREAk is an ARCHON, which has no health but lots of shields. That means that you need to EMP him
11. dAPhREAk has been on TL a while

i have a gf, i want to bang my german neighbor, im not a cheater, fuck you daphreak

you better throw your phone number out the window, he going to find you

strawberry ice cream with hot fudge.... yummy

this fool hangs out with jpop girls

fucking "breasts" man....best fucking jpop grop name ever

there is so much bullshit in your post, you must be a politician

i shouldnt write out shit while playing diablo

For He is our Lord and our Savior, sent to end the reign of patch zergs(Aerisky 11 : 9). IF you accept Him into your heart, he will absolve you of your sins and grant you true freedom. dAPhREAk is a jealous god, though, and you must be wary that you not deviate in your worship, for otherwise his army of ABL "bitch mouthpieces" will assault and flame your hard-won blog of perfection.(HardlyNever 3 : 4)