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There is only ONE
dAPhREAk
How to spell His name
d - A - P - h - R - E - A - k
Who is He?
dAPhREAk is the sexiest man in the ABL. His conquests of both the monsters of Act 3 Inferno and hundreds of women have been sung for centuries.
I believe that dAPhREAk is the true savior of ESPORTS
~Victor "Nazgul" Goossens, Founder of Team Liquid
What do we know about Victor "Nazgul" Goossens dAPhREAk?
FACTS
1. Victor "Nazgul" Goossens dAPhREAk frequents the ABL, or the bottom feeders of TL
2. dAPhREAk has the most misspelled name of any TL post, over Hot_bid and "Rawr"
3. dAPhREAk claims he is Japanese
4. dAPhREAk is worshipped as a deity in several South Asian tribal cultures
5. dAPhREAk is a wizard, Paragon level 101
6. dAPhREAk is a bottom feeder
7. dAPhREAk has been engaged
8. dAPhREAk lives under a bridge
9. dAPhREAk is multilingual
10.dAPhREAk is an ARCHON, which has no health but lots of shields. That means that you need to EMP him
11. dAPhREAk has been on TL a while
QUOTES
i have a gf, i want to bang my german neighbor, im not a cheater, fuck you daphreak
you better throw your phone number out the window, he going to find you
strawberry ice cream with hot fudge.... yummy
this fool hangs out with jpop girls
fucking "breasts" man....best fucking jpop grop name ever
there is so much bullshit in your post, you must be a politician
i shouldnt write out shit while playing diablo
WHY dAPhREAk?
For He is our Lord and our Savior, sent to end the reign of patch zergs(Aerisky 11 : 9). IF you accept Him into your heart, he will absolve you of your sins and grant you true freedom. dAPhREAk is a jealous god, though, and you must be wary that you not deviate in your worship, for otherwise his army of ABL "bitch mouthpieces" will assault and flame your hard-won blog of perfection.(HardlyNever 3 : 4)
+ Show Spoiler [CREDITS] +
HardlyNever for inspiration
dAPhREAk for permission
 
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I can dig it. I for one will gladly see our over lord struck down by the mighty abl fpl group, and it shall be glorious. Also nice blog, but maybe you should have left the other guy out of it.
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It's ok - if he posts here I will ban him from my blogs, like he did to me.
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lol wow.
I was going to say that James doesn't have 11 chapters but then you edited me in. So BM. Unfortunately, I must inform you that the epistle of Aerisky skips the 11th chapter because it is unlucky. Not sure the reference will be too apparent though--now that you replaced the names.
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So much for you sleeping.
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On December 31 2012 15:48 EtherealDeath wrote:
So much for you sleeping.
I had the Lord's work to do
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Damn why is daphreak so fucking sexy?
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i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net.
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Reminds me of Wag the Dog or something lol.
Don't worry dAPhREAk! I don't think you're an asshole!
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What a fucking great accomplishment :D: (((((((
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On December 31 2012 18:43 John Madden wrote:
What a fucking great accomplishment :D: (((((((
What the hell is that face?
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On December 31 2012 19:52 Azera wrote:Show nested quote +On December 31 2012 18:43 John Madden wrote:
What a fucking great accomplishment :D: ((((((( What the hell is that face?
you have heard of a double chin, right? well that dude is fat......
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Don't know about anyone else but he certainly showed me the land of milk and honey.
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On December 31 2012 17:06 dAPhREAk wrote:
i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net.
You are not that bad 
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On December 31 2012 17:06 dAPhREAk wrote:
i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net.
You certainly are a freak :p
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On December 31 2012 23:30 nooboon wrote:Show nested quote +On December 31 2012 17:06 dAPhREAk wrote:
i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net. You certainly are an asshole :p
Fixed that for ya.
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dAPhREAk?? More like dOUChBAG. Hehe, jk.
Nice post though, 4/5 for forgetting to mention me as Azera did in his last blog.
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On January 01 2013 00:00 TheAmazombie wrote:dAPhREAk?? More like dOUChBAG. Hehe, jk. Nice post though, 4/5 for forgetting to mention me as Azera did in his last blog.
Everybody better start mentioning him before he turns into one of the 1-star ninjas :O
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On January 01 2013 00:13 Azera wrote:Show nested quote +On January 01 2013 00:00 TheAmazombie wrote:dAPhREAk?? More like dOUChBAG. Hehe, jk. Nice post though, 4/5 for forgetting to mention me as Azera did in his last blog. Everybody better start mentioning him before he turns into one of the 1-star ninjas :O
Haha...no...someone did that to me recently. I had like a 4.3 star average that just dropped to like 3.3 for a bit. I looked and someone went through and just gave all my blogs 1-star and I don't know why. Jerks. =) Now someone should go through and give all my posts a 5-star to make up for it. If you did, you would be pal. Hehe.
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On January 01 2013 00:17 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On January 01 2013 00:13 Azera wrote:On January 01 2013 00:00 TheAmazombie wrote:dAPhREAk?? More like dOUChBAG. Hehe, jk. Nice post though, 4/5 for forgetting to mention me as Azera did in his last blog. Everybody better start mentioning him before he turns into one of the 1-star ninjas :O Haha...no...someone did that to me recently. I had like a 4.3 star average that just dropped to like 3.3 for a bit. I looked and someone went through and just gave all my blogs 1-star and I don't know why. Jerks. =) Now someone should go through and give all my posts a 5-star to make up for it. If you did, you would be pal. Hehe.
I just did for some. I gotcha back pal
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He is truly the hero that the ABL deserves.
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On January 01 2013 01:00 ThomasjServo wrote:
He is truly the hero that the ABL deserves.
You got it wrong. He is the hero that we need, but not that hero that we deserve.
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I don't know guys Cokefreak fills that role pretty good.
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On January 01 2013 02:13 kollin wrote:
I don't know guys Cokefreak fills that role pretty good.
I see you and Heather share sentiments about being the 4%, but yes Cokefreak deserves a write up sometime as well.
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I'm even better than the 4% dude, I'm like the 0.002% or something who has 'Editor' rank on Liquipedia.
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I think me and this guy got into some random argument in a boy scouts thread. He seems like a nice guy, was polite. Please save eSports.
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