Is this true? I'm having trouble imagining how she actually got to your wallet (even if you were asleep) without you knowing it unless you are a very heavy sleeper or keep your wallet in a weird spot...

Either way, good read.

Nyovne

Netherlands19137 Posts

November 27 2012 17:09 GMT

#23

Hahahaha chapeau!

ymir233

United States8275 Posts

November 27 2012 17:17 GMT

#24

Well played.

HaXXspetten

Sweden15718 Posts

November 27 2012 17:25 GMT

#25

Amazing, you're way of writing alone would make it 5/5, so I'll give it a 6 ^^

RoninShogun

United States315 Posts

November 27 2012 17:31 GMT

#26

A true Romeo and Juliet for our generation

Torenhire

United States11681 Posts

November 27 2012 17:34 GMT

#27

On November 28 2012 00:49 Shady Sands wrote:
You said your name was Lisa. You were probably lying, unless you're completely retarded and/or don't have a facebook account.

Haha at this part I was thinking, "wow who talks to a girl he's into like that"

Awesome blog lol, 5/5

Vaelone

Finland4400 Posts

November 27 2012 17:38 GMT

#28

Didn't see that coming, well written.

Emnjay808

United States10665 Posts

November 27 2012 17:45 GMT

#29

You sir, are nothing close to a "complete geek". Boss status all the way!

I loved the twist. 5/5 for very amusing blog.

bonifaceviii

Canada2890 Posts

November 27 2012 17:46 GMT

#30

You, sir, are a man amongst boys

RoyGBiv_13

United States1275 Posts

November 27 2012 17:47 GMT

#31

While I must admit, I am normally not a fan of your blog, I am bored at work today. This was pretty funny, a bit saucy, and pretty pleasing. Take my 5 stars and deal with it while I go back to not so secretly hating (out of envy, ofc) you.

MassHysteria

United States3678 Posts

November 27 2012 18:03 GMT

#32

Good stuff.

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

November 27 2012 18:12 GMT

#33

1/5 for Glee.

Black Gun

Germany4482 Posts

November 27 2012 18:27 GMT

#34

cool story, although kinda disheartening that the cute girl only saw a victim in the nice little nerd. kinda makes one wonder which percentage of all women is of "that kind".

kafkaesque

Germany2006 Posts

November 27 2012 18:37 GMT

#35

So you got hit in the head by a heavy object, got then hit in the face so hard that nose bled and then robbed?

Seems like a really good flight experience and a definite 5/5 for good writing.

How did she get the secret code / PIN of your credit card?

Seeker

Where dat snitch at?37058 Posts

November 27 2012 18:37 GMT

#36

LOL!

5/5 would read again. Oh wait, I just did.

Spiffeh

United States830 Posts

November 27 2012 18:48 GMT

#37

I was gonna call you a chode until the last paragraph.

Beautiful story.

TheEmulator

28096 Posts

November 27 2012 18:54 GMT

#38

lol, this is good

You continue to be my favourite blogger.

andrewlt

United States7702 Posts

November 27 2012 18:57 GMT

#39

On November 28 2012 02:07 HardlyNever wrote:
Is this true? I'm having trouble imagining how she actually got to your wallet (even if you were asleep) without you knowing it unless you are a very heavy sleeper or keep your wallet in a weird spot...

Either way, good read.

He probably keeps his wallet in his pants pocket. She probably caused most of the blood on that part of his leg to move to a nearby spot.

Forgottenfrog

United States1268 Posts

November 27 2012 19:02 GMT

#40

that was a great read. I know there will more to come

5/5