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nath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1788 Posts
November 27 2012 17:06 GMT
#21
On November 28 2012 00:59 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
I need to write a Greasemonkey script that lets me award six stars...

you can easily SUBMIT 6 stars, but likely the server-side handles 1-5.
Founder of Flow Enterprises, LLC http://flow-enterprises.com/
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 17:08:22
November 27 2012 17:07 GMT
#22
Is this true? I'm having trouble imagining how she actually got to your wallet (even if you were asleep) without you knowing it unless you are a very heavy sleeper or keep your wallet in a weird spot...

Either way, good read.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 27 2012 17:09 GMT
#23
Hahahaha chapeau!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
November 27 2012 17:17 GMT
#24
Well played.
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
November 27 2012 17:25 GMT
#25
Amazing, you're way of writing alone would make it 5/5, so I'll give it a 6 ^^
RoninShogun
Profile Joined November 2010
United States315 Posts
November 27 2012 17:31 GMT
#26
A true Romeo and Juliet for our generation
Artosis: Yeah I was gonna probe rush but someone did that yesterday
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
November 27 2012 17:34 GMT
#27
On November 28 2012 00:49 Shady Sands wrote:
You said your name was Lisa. You were probably lying, unless you're completely retarded and/or don't have a facebook account.


Haha at this part I was thinking, "wow who talks to a girl he's into like that"

Awesome blog lol, 5/5
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
November 27 2012 17:38 GMT
#28
Didn't see that coming, well written.
Emnjay808
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States10660 Posts
November 27 2012 17:45 GMT
#29
You sir, are nothing close to a "complete geek". Boss status all the way!

I loved the twist. 5/5 for very amusing blog.
Skol
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
November 27 2012 17:46 GMT
#30
You, sir, are a man amongst boys
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RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
November 27 2012 17:47 GMT
#31
While I must admit, I am normally not a fan of your blog, I am bored at work today. This was pretty funny, a bit saucy, and pretty pleasing. Take my 5 stars and deal with it while I go back to not so secretly hating (out of envy, ofc) you.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
November 27 2012 18:03 GMT
#32
Good stuff.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
November 27 2012 18:12 GMT
#33
1/5 for Glee.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 18:28:11
November 27 2012 18:27 GMT
#34
cool story, although kinda disheartening that the cute girl only saw a victim in the nice little nerd. kinda makes one wonder which percentage of all women is of "that kind".
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 18:37:46
November 27 2012 18:37 GMT
#35
So you got hit in the head by a heavy object, got then hit in the face so hard that nose bled and then robbed?

Seems like a really good flight experience and a definite 5/5 for good writing.

How did she get the secret code / PIN of your credit card?
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Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37045 Posts
November 27 2012 18:37 GMT
#36
LOL!

5/5 would read again. Oh wait, I just did.
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 18:48:50
November 27 2012 18:48 GMT
#37
I was gonna call you a chode until the last paragraph.

Beautiful story.
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28094 Posts
November 27 2012 18:54 GMT
#38
lol, this is good

You continue to be my favourite blogger.
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andrewlt
Profile Joined August 2009
United States7702 Posts
November 27 2012 18:57 GMT
#39
On November 28 2012 02:07 HardlyNever wrote:
Is this true? I'm having trouble imagining how she actually got to your wallet (even if you were asleep) without you knowing it unless you are a very heavy sleeper or keep your wallet in a weird spot...

Either way, good read.


He probably keeps his wallet in his pants pocket. She probably caused most of the blood on that part of his leg to move to a nearby spot.
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
November 27 2012 19:02 GMT
#40
that was a great read. I know there will more to come 5/5
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