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Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
November 28 2012 02:26 GMT
#81
lolol. too bad
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
November 28 2012 02:41 GMT
#82
HA!

Way to take it on the chin :D
ZeaL.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5955 Posts
November 28 2012 02:51 GMT
#83
If you wanted to you could figure out who she is. Just get the police to investigate (its not an insignificant crime), they can ask the airline and pull the name of the person sitting in that seat. And then you don't press charges in return for pressing your manhood in her.
zakmaa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada525 Posts
November 28 2012 03:06 GMT
#84
Wow that was awesome. Nice.
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
November 28 2012 03:11 GMT
#85
Good thing I learned to keep drinks away from me as I read things on TL.

#1
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
GinDo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
3327 Posts
November 28 2012 04:05 GMT
#86
Damn. Wow I'm speechless. XD
ⱩŦ ƑⱠẬ$Ħ / ƩǤ ɈƩẬƉØƝǤ [ɌȻ] / ȊṂ.ṂṼⱣ / ẬȻƩɌ.ȊƝƝØṼẬŦȊØƝ / ẬȻƩɌ.ϟȻẬɌⱠƩŦŦ ϟⱠẬɎƩɌϟ ȻⱠẬƝ
JamesArk
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada37 Posts
November 28 2012 04:55 GMT
#87
Like a M. Night Shyamalan movie, shit goes off the rails in the last 15 minutes.
theaxis12
Profile Joined March 2011
United States489 Posts
November 28 2012 05:59 GMT
#88
hahaha Nice!
Shut your mouth and put your head back in the clouds.
Tommie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
China658 Posts
November 28 2012 07:01 GMT
#89
I laughed out loud when the twist came. Hilarious.
Very well written too, you painted a great picture of the girl with your description.
Being a ho doesn't automatically make you "immoral" or a bad person, but it does make you a ho.
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
November 28 2012 07:33 GMT
#90
Such good writing, didnt see that twist coming lol 5/5
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
November 28 2012 07:43 GMT
#91
rofl, 5/5 as usual
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Matoo-
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Canada1397 Posts
November 28 2012 09:14 GMT
#92
On November 28 2012 03:37 kafkaesque wrote:
So you got hit in the head by a heavy object, got then hit in the face so hard that nose bled and then robbed?

Seems like a really good flight experience and a definite 5/5 for good writing.

How did she get the secret code / PIN of your credit card?

Credit cards usually do not require inputting a code when purchasing from a merchant - just swipe and sign. What we call "credit cards" in Europe are actually most of the time just debit cards.
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
November 28 2012 13:02 GMT
#93
To OP: Just wanted to ask, if she was ugly, would you still have the same reaction, or was it only because she was attractive?
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
November 28 2012 14:25 GMT
#94
Nice one, would read again
+ Show Spoiler +
you're a badass
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
November 28 2012 21:54 GMT
#95
good stuff.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
November 28 2012 22:04 GMT
#96
This was actually really enjoyable to read. I can't say the same about most of the blogs that come out here, but this one had me from beginning to end.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
November 28 2012 22:46 GMT
#97
Well-written and funny
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 29 2012 00:06 GMT
#98
Very well written also a nice headsup to travelers...
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
November 29 2012 01:43 GMT
#99
lmao amazing!
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
SharkBait
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States36 Posts
November 30 2012 00:28 GMT
#100
Well played good sir, well played.
Shark Bait Ooohhaha!
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