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Good afternoon, TL. Today I would like you to imagine a little something for me.
Picture yourself. It has snowed heavily and the roads are blocked, but you are warm and snug at home. However you feel like getting a little warmer, so you go to make yourself a nice mug of hot chocolate. You make it from scratch, with milk, and manage to do so without spilling any or burning yourself, which makes you very happy. You take a sip and it's just the right temperature; it doesn't burn your tongue or the roof of your mouth.
Then you realize that you are a little hungry, and the forgotten candy apples on the counter catch your eye. You think that now is as good a time as ever to have one, so you pull one out of the package. You are pleased that the stick is firmly inside the apple so it doesn't slide around and make a mess. You manage to unwrap the apple without getting sticky.
Then you think the best thing would be to go to your room, curl up in bed with your snack and some blankets so that you are nice and cozy, and read a book to pass the time. You get settled down all snug and warm, take another sip of your hot chocolate and finally bite into the candy apple, anticipating the lovely fresh crispness mixed with the soft sweetness of the caramel.
Only to find that's not what you get at all.
Only to find that this particular apple is ROTTEN!!!!!!!
...Now you know how I feel.
 
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Damn...today just isn't a good day, is it?
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That's what you get for eating snacks in your bed.
Haha, I jest but that always seemed odd to me. Sorry about the gross candy apple!
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On November 09 2012 02:34 MikailCaboose wrote:
Damn...today just isn't a good day, is it?
Dude, yesterday either. I don't know what's going on lately, but people are in bad mood this week....
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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On November 09 2012 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
finding 2?
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finding a half eaten worm in your apple
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On November 09 2012 03:45 ruXxar wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2012 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding 2?
Sure.
+ Show Spoiler +
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On November 09 2012 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
>_>
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Worm in the apple is extra protein, y u mad?
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On November 09 2012 03:52 Archas wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2012 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. >_>
I am sad to say I knew this one, my old roommate would tell it all the time.
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get drunk and eat it anyway you ninny!!!
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Uh oh, hawk is calling you out. You better do it man.
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will I see you in the paper tomorrow
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working on type 2 diabetes arent you??
cool blog though!!
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that happened to me once at an amusement park. took that shit back and got a new one. sucks for you though; i would be mad too. lol.
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On November 09 2012 03:46 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2012 03:45 ruXxar wrote:On November 09 2012 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding 2? Sure. + Show Spoiler +
or a razor
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is there any difference between a candy apple and a normal apple ?
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![[image loading]](http://blog.acorn-is.com/wp-content/uploads/apple-full2.jpg)
Apple
![[image loading]](http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2010/10/candy_apples.jpg)
Candy Apple (I would call this the most plain variation)
Basically candy apple is apple + syrup (+ candy or nuts) with a stick stuck in it so you don't get sticky (or try your best not to)
EDIT: forgot to mention the stick 
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if it helps your misery made me happy
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I love the responses to this blog XD. You had a very nice writing style. I was imagining myself all warm and cozy, I was really happy for a moment. Then I imagined the rotten apple, ruining the moment.
But its not even that bad. Just rinse your mouth with water, go downstairs, get some other sweet treat in your fridge, and then you can shake it all off and enjoy tasty hot chocolate and that other treat, in your soft, cozy bed, all wrapped up in your nice warm covers :DDD (reading a book).
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On November 09 2012 03:52 Archas wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2012 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. >_>
Literally Hitler, or even worse, half a Hitler.
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I'm sorry. My condolences will be felt through your warm cocoa.
Really you are a bored individual. Also candied apples are hella hard to eat anyway, so, in my opinion, not much loss there.
Just eat the candy part by licking the apple and then throw it away at least.
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