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Fluxx1
Profile Joined August 2012
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-08 22:25:16
September 08 2012 22:22 GMT
#1
I found this post and thought it was pretty interesting. Enjoy!

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OMFG.. this has to be the biggest mindfuck question I have ever been asked.

Lets break it down..

First of all the real question comes down to the choice between a,b vs c.. I seriously don’t know if I could say no to the opportunity of getting SUPERPOWERS even if it meant no world peace.. Yea i’m an asshole.. I hope I would choose c) but I’m not sure..

My mind would probably come up with sneaky ways to justify choosing a or b like “with powers like that I could create world peace“ which maybe would be bull..

Could you say 100% that you would choose c) ??

Okay so back to the interesting choice. B OR A!



A’s advantages
Being a Jedi.. Do I need to say more? probably the biggest dream come true. You got the powers to:

-Put thoughts into the mind of week individuals! Just think about the possibilities right there! You could be the most powerful person on the planet having whatever you wanted. Depending on your power levels you could stop all wars right there!

- Knowledge about the Force! You could know if bad thinks were happening (like Yoda in Revenge of the Sith) and be in harmony with the universe.

- Incredible sword fighting skills! This part combined with the other ones would make you almost unkillable. And is just really cool..

- Levitation skills! BOOM.. nothing more to say..

- A lightsaber! Again.. incredible cool!.. Guns would be useless against you since you could just use the lightsaber to melt the projectiles before they hit you (remember you got strong knowledge of the force!)

B’s advantages
Wolverine.. My favorite superhero in the marvel universe. A real badass over here guys!

- Superhuman strength! Pretty awesome in most fighting situations. Also just very handy in everyday life.

- Adamantium skeleton! Adamantium being the hardest metal in the universe and the fact that it encloses his whole skeleton makes him even more durable.

- Almost immortal! With his mutation being crazy regeneration skills, whenever he gets hurt his body just repair itself in a couple of seconds. There have been speculations that the only way to kill him would be by removing his head from the body. Combined with his metal skeleton he is pretty much immortal.

-Adamantium Claws! Multiple knifes coming out of your knuckles! This makes him the perfect fighting machine.



After thinking about it the choice in my case is pretty easy.. I have to go with A. One thing is the great physical powers of wolverine but the mental powers of the jedi is just to tempting to me.

Nonetheless in as straight up fight I would probably give the edge to wolverine unless the Jedi was a great master like master Yoda or mace Windu which you can’t depend on since this is not included in the original question. Another important variable would be if the lightsaber could cut through adamantium. I would probably go for yes since I have never seen anything strong enough to resist the power of a lightsaber (other then another lightsaber lol).

Still I think wolverine has superior fighting skills compared to most Jedis and would just need to get close to them and cut them up where if the jedi got a lucky strike in on wolverine he would just regenerate.

Ok enough geek thoughts for now

What would you choose? post a comment!

Love

- Noah


original post:
http://hardestchoice.noahsblog.net
BongChambers
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada591 Posts
September 08 2012 22:24 GMT
#2
This thread is totally irrelivant.

Everyone knows a Jedi would beat Wolverine...

Like its not even a debate or up for discussion with tea and biscuts.

Close this waste of space.
420
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
September 08 2012 22:24 GMT
#3
Jedi, no questions asked.
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
September 08 2012 22:25 GMT
#4
Blogspam
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 08 2012 22:25 GMT
#5
Jedi.
Wolverine has psych. issues and being a Jedi has charming qualities.
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Redox
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany24794 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-08 22:27:43
September 08 2012 22:26 GMT
#6
I actually think having my bones replaced by some metal and huge claws coming out of my skin is disgusting. I would not want that for free.

Reminds me of the freaks they show on talk shows that had some strange surgery done to them.
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pt
Profile Joined November 2010
United States813 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-08 22:27:30
September 08 2012 22:27 GMT
#7
Wolverine gets to live for a long time You can jump really high as a jedi though.
EG-TL!
Frigo
Profile Joined August 2009
Hungary1023 Posts
September 08 2012 22:27 GMT
#8
Jedi. It's a no-brainer.
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GrapeApe
Profile Joined March 2011
1053 Posts
September 08 2012 22:27 GMT
#9
World peace.

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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 08 2012 22:27 GMT
#10
LOL what? I don't even...

...but seriously, Jedi. The world in which they live gives them powers that make them inherently able to buttrape people like wolverine and whatnot.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
sOda~
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom441 Posts
September 08 2012 22:27 GMT
#11
im not badass enough to pull off being wolverine
IM THE SHIT BITCH
2WeaK
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada550 Posts
September 08 2012 22:28 GMT
#12
Wolverine, world peace would be boring and counter productive. Owning a light saber means you can lose it. Wolverine can also regenerate really fast, which is cool...
HomeWorld
Profile Joined December 2011
Romania903 Posts
September 08 2012 22:28 GMT
#13
There is only one answer to this dilemma.
Batman.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
September 08 2012 22:28 GMT
#14
jedi would destroy wolverine pretty bad.... and im a wolvie fan.
valheru
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia966 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-08 22:30:47
September 08 2012 22:29 GMT
#15
Wolverine bro wtf is this jedi crap. Oh you chop my limb of lol no adamantiuim skeleton and the flesh regrowths virtually instantly. Oh what was that I'm never going to die because my healing factor keeps me young? So I have as long as I want to do whatever I want? sweet. No I can't manipulate people but I have enough time to become Vandal Savage so... Wolverine easily.

EDIT: Are we counting wolverines resistance to psychic fuck-with-ery as his power the "psychic scars" and shield put in by prof. X?
I reject your reality and substitute my own
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
September 08 2012 22:29 GMT
#16
blogged
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BongChambers
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada591 Posts
September 08 2012 22:30 GMT
#17
On September 09 2012 07:28 HomeWorld wrote:
There is only one answer to this dilemma.
Batman.


This man is made of win.
420
Superouman
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
France2195 Posts
September 08 2012 22:30 GMT
#18
So many violent people here
Just choose world peace
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crazyweasel
Profile Joined March 2011
607 Posts
September 08 2012 22:31 GMT
#19
Jedi = world peace by killing the dark force
Jedi > wolverine

are you serious? these are consensual
All.In
Profile Joined August 2010
United States214 Posts
September 08 2012 22:31 GMT
#20
Wolverine no doubt. Jedi is garbage. Would consider Sith Lord
It is what it is
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