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fire_brand
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1123 Posts
March 21 2012 02:04 GMT
#21
On March 21 2012 10:57 DreamChaser wrote:
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On March 21 2012 10:22 esla_sol wrote:
im going to ipl4 and i am really hoping to buy a non korean pro a lapdance


Why a non-korean, could you imagine the look on some of the Korean players look getting a lapdance PRICELESS


By non-korean he means darkforce, again.
Random player, pixel enthusiast, crappy illustrator, offlane/support
MaV_gGSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada1345 Posts
March 21 2012 02:04 GMT
#22
Can I come!? :D
Life's good :D
AegonC
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States260 Posts
March 21 2012 02:04 GMT
#23
Don't blow all the money on one weekend, invest it and make it work for you and soon enough you'll have twice the amount of money and you can blow it all on the next MLG Columbus.
Thienan567
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States670 Posts
March 21 2012 02:10 GMT
#24
On March 21 2012 11:04 fire_brand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2012 10:57 DreamChaser wrote:
On March 21 2012 10:22 esla_sol wrote:
im going to ipl4 and i am really hoping to buy a non korean pro a lapdance


Why a non-korean, could you imagine the look on some of the Korean players look getting a lapdance PRICELESS


By non-korean he means darkforce, again.


Get both a Korean and Darkforce a lapdance. Bonus points for at the same time and in the same room. Omfg would be so hilarious
imjorman
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States580 Posts
March 21 2012 02:13 GMT
#25
Maybe to make it less creepy, trade dinner for lessons?
People who want power shouldn't have it.
NationInArms
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1553 Posts
March 21 2012 02:13 GMT
#26
On March 21 2012 10:50 imjorman wrote:
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On March 21 2012 10:35 NationInArms wrote:
You should...organize a barcraft!


I would, but I wanna go to the event. I mean I literally live right down the street lol.


Then...organize a before/after party! Or organize a gathering event to greet your favorite players as they step off of the airplane. Or save the money.
BW for life | Fantasy, MMA, SlayerS_Boxer | Taengoo! n_n | "Lelouch vi Britannia commands you! Obey me, subjects! OBEY ME, WORLD!" | <3 Emi
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 21 2012 02:16 GMT
#27
I would love to hang out with SC fans, even if you just buy me a cheap lunch and wanna chat haha. I doubt I'm famous enough tho
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Tektos
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia1321 Posts
March 21 2012 02:17 GMT
#28
On March 21 2012 10:20 Bibbit wrote:
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On March 21 2012 10:16 Tektos wrote:
illusion is underage dont molest him!

Yes, remember to only molest people of legal molesting age !


Sex with a minor is molestation regardless of consent, so what I said makes perfect sense and you're a smartass <_<
imjorman
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States580 Posts
March 21 2012 02:20 GMT
#29
Yeah like I guess I should scratch this whole idea, it does sound creepy. I'll just take the money, have a good time at MLG myself, then invest the rest of the money into the stock markey, or maybe buy myself a new game.
People who want power shouldn't have it.
Thienan567
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States670 Posts
March 21 2012 02:33 GMT
#30
Or get yourself a stripper!
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
March 21 2012 02:39 GMT
#31
On March 21 2012 11:17 Tektos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2012 10:20 Bibbit wrote:
On March 21 2012 10:16 Tektos wrote:
illusion is underage dont molest him!

Yes, remember to only molest people of legal molesting age !


Sex with a minor is molestation regardless of consent, so what I said makes perfect sense and you're a smartass <_<

Yeah the "respond to jokes with snarky comment while calling the other guy a smartass" game is one of my favourites too.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
March 21 2012 02:49 GMT
#32
or, you could spend it on an average dinner with an entire team

much more fun
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-21 02:55:00
March 21 2012 02:54 GMT
#33
Just go to the hotel bar afterward. People (pros) will be there... buy them expensive drinks... it's really common thing to do and not creepy.
imjorman
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States580 Posts
March 21 2012 02:55 GMT
#34
On March 21 2012 11:49 d3_crescentia wrote:
or, you could spend it on an average dinner with an entire team

much more fun


I'm trying to think how much that would run me. Like 12 bucks a player for, take eg for example, 9 players (including Jwong) is $120 where as with one nice dinner I'm spending 25-50. Cost efficieny : /

Homeless dude is sounding better tbh. If anyone wants to go, I'd be open to making it a group thing.
People who want power shouldn't have it.
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
March 21 2012 03:00 GMT
#35
On March 21 2012 11:55 imjorman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2012 11:49 d3_crescentia wrote:
or, you could spend it on an average dinner with an entire team

much more fun


I'm trying to think how much that would run me. Like 12 bucks a player for, take eg for example, 9 players (including Jwong) is $120 where as with one nice dinner I'm spending 25-50. Cost efficieny : /

Homeless dude is sounding better tbh. If anyone wants to go, I'd be open to making it a group thing.


Please don't take a homeless man to dinner... then their behavior becomes partially your responsibility. Most homeless people in the city don't make good dinner guests. Plus I don't think the homeless person would really appreciate it. A homeless person's priorities are other places than nice meals.
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
March 21 2012 03:02 GMT
#36
you could pay to resserve seats for your fav team at some buffet or something

or buy pizza and bring it in
Golgotha
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)8418 Posts
March 21 2012 03:23 GMT
#37
instead of doing the creepy, why not just buy a gift basket for a pro you like and give it to them at the tourney?
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
March 21 2012 03:54 GMT
#38
On March 21 2012 10:57 DreamChaser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2012 10:22 esla_sol wrote:
im going to ipl4 and i am really hoping to buy a non korean pro a lapdance


Why a non-korean, could you imagine the look on some of the Korean players look getting a lapdance PRICELESS


Nah man, nothing could be more funny than if it was grack.
Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
March 21 2012 04:00 GMT
#39
On March 21 2012 11:20 imjorman wrote:
Yeah like I guess I should scratch this whole idea, it does sound creepy. I'll just take the money, have a good time at MLG myself, then invest the rest of the money into the stock markey, or maybe buy myself a new game.


Probably a wise idea.

However, you should still spend a couple of bucks and buy Pokebunny a beer. Come on, doooo itttt.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
March 21 2012 04:20 GMT
#40
On March 21 2012 11:55 imjorman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2012 11:49 d3_crescentia wrote:
or, you could spend it on an average dinner with an entire team

much more fun


I'm trying to think how much that would run me. Like 12 bucks a player for, take eg for example, 9 players (including Jwong) is $120 where as with one nice dinner I'm spending 25-50. Cost efficieny : /

Homeless dude is sounding better tbh. If anyone wants to go, I'd be open to making it a group thing.

I read "large sum of money" and thought somewhere on the order of 300-500 dollars

I think group interactions are more fun anyway
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
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