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Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
March 21 2012 04:26 GMT
#41
On March 21 2012 13:20 d3_crescentia wrote:
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On March 21 2012 11:55 imjorman wrote:
On March 21 2012 11:49 d3_crescentia wrote:
or, you could spend it on an average dinner with an entire team

much more fun


I'm trying to think how much that would run me. Like 12 bucks a player for, take eg for example, 9 players (including Jwong) is $120 where as with one nice dinner I'm spending 25-50. Cost efficieny : /

Homeless dude is sounding better tbh. If anyone wants to go, I'd be open to making it a group thing.

I read "large sum of money" and thought somewhere on the order of 300-500 dollars

I think group interactions are more fun anyway


I imagined he won the lottery and wanted to smother Liquid'Sheth with diamonds.
aka ChillyGonzalo / GnozL
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 21 2012 04:29 GMT
#42
On March 21 2012 10:20 Bibbit wrote:
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On March 21 2012 10:16 Tektos wrote:
illusion is underage dont molest him!

Yes, remember to only molest people of legal molesting age !

I might make this my quote haha, quite the saying
User was warned for too many mimes.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
March 21 2012 04:31 GMT
#43
I'm not a pro player but want to pay for my flight?

)) I'd like some class food too
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Tektos
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia1321 Posts
March 21 2012 05:29 GMT
#44
On March 21 2012 11:39 Bibbit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2012 11:17 Tektos wrote:
On March 21 2012 10:20 Bibbit wrote:
On March 21 2012 10:16 Tektos wrote:
illusion is underage dont molest him!

Yes, remember to only molest people of legal molesting age !


Sex with a minor is molestation regardless of consent, so what I said makes perfect sense and you're a smartass <_<

Yeah the "respond to jokes with snarky comment while calling the other guy a smartass" game is one of my favourites too.

I may have misinterpreted but it seemed like you were mocking my use of the English language hence defending myself (wasn't being snarky). If this wasn't the case then oh well.
TORTOISE
Profile Joined December 2010
United States515 Posts
March 21 2012 14:49 GMT
#45
On March 21 2012 14:29 Tektos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2012 11:39 Bibbit wrote:
On March 21 2012 11:17 Tektos wrote:
On March 21 2012 10:20 Bibbit wrote:
On March 21 2012 10:16 Tektos wrote:
illusion is underage dont molest him!

Yes, remember to only molest people of legal molesting age !


Sex with a minor is molestation regardless of consent, so what I said makes perfect sense and you're a smartass <_<

Yeah the "respond to jokes with snarky comment while calling the other guy a smartass" game is one of my favourites too.

I may have misinterpreted but it seemed like you were mocking my use of the English language hence defending myself (wasn't being snarky). If this wasn't the case then oh well.


He was joking and you responded like a D rank snark. *Puts sunglasses on*

Deal with it.
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KingFool
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada428 Posts
March 21 2012 15:21 GMT
#46
I thought he was talking about an escort.
Stimin myself on a daily basis
MaximusT
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States126 Posts
March 21 2012 16:19 GMT
#47
On March 21 2012 10:13 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Will this dinner be stuffed with drugs and will I be raped later?

One can only hope right?
I like the building position. Optimized to let the other player penetrate his anal crevice as easily as possible, it's good. - Destiny
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
March 21 2012 16:23 GMT
#48
Is anyone else terrified by this thread?
LovE-
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1963 Posts
March 21 2012 16:27 GMT
#49
Large sum of money, but only want to spend $50? lol

I thought he meant a nice dinner like a $200 meal or something
LovE.311 (NA) || @LovE_Sc2
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
March 21 2012 16:37 GMT
#50
just take thorzain and naniwa and just sit there and watch them, tape the whole thing.
BearStorm
Profile Joined September 2010
United States795 Posts
March 21 2012 20:48 GMT
#51
On March 21 2012 10:13 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Will this dinner be stuffed with drugs and will I be raped later?

HAHAHA that's hilarious. But in all seriousness I suggest you take several people out out so that it doesn't seem awkward. Offer a pro and some of his entourage/team to dinner with a few friends, that way it doesn't seem so personal.
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
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