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Bronze Part 2: Hell is Other People - Page 6

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phiinix
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1169 Posts
February 20 2012 06:56 GMT
#101
These blogs confuse me so much. Not sure what league Gheed is ACTUALLY suppose to be in? Does he plan on ever getting out of bronze?
taklitmarion
Profile Joined January 2012
United States2 Posts
February 20 2012 07:13 GMT
#102
On February 20 2012 15:56 phiinix wrote:
These blogs confuse me so much. Not sure what league Gheed is ACTUALLY suppose to be in? Does he plan on ever getting out of bronze?


Read the first blog for that.

@ Gheed: I would like to see you make a single unit, and try to use that one unit only to defeat your bronze opponent. Think they could take it? Start at tier 3 and work your way down to whatever tier they are able to hold off.
Ziddletwix
Profile Joined October 2010
29 Posts
February 20 2012 07:20 GMT
#103
I absolutely love these. Thanks for the post.

I just have one question. For worker rushes, how much micro do you use? Because worker rushes are the perfect way to test bronze league, it is a gimmicky strategy that can be foiled by 3 button presses, select workers, a, and move. But as I assume you are a fairly experienced player, how much worker micro do you use? because even if worker rushing would never worlk on a player of equal skill, a bronzie just simply a clicking as you fought from a better angle, retreated low health workers, kited as you regenerated shields and etc, I feel like it woulnd't be hard to see a worker rush fail on a person aware of attack move if they got badly outmicroed.
eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
February 20 2012 07:25 GMT
#104
just wow. i dont even know what to say.
6 poll is a good skill toi have
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
February 20 2012 07:29 GMT
#105
Your formal tone of speech is fucking hilarious considering the circumstances
awesome blog
btw uromacef seemed genuinely amused by it too and tried to copy the syntax, so I dont think he was just being sarcastic
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Selth
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States469 Posts
February 20 2012 07:32 GMT
#106
I don't even come to these blogs to be entertained anymore but to become more informed of the lower beings that dwell in the realm we call Bronze league. This man deserves a medal or something for his work.
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
February 20 2012 07:34 GMT
#107
On February 20 2012 16:13 taklitmarion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2012 15:56 phiinix wrote:
These blogs confuse me so much. Not sure what league Gheed is ACTUALLY suppose to be in? Does he plan on ever getting out of bronze?


Read the first blog for that.

@ Gheed: I would like to see you make a single unit, and try to use that one unit only to defeat your bronze opponent. Think they could take it? Start at tier 3 and work your way down to whatever tier they are able to hold off.


I don't think he would have to "work his way down" at all to be honest.
Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-20 08:05:37
February 20 2012 08:04 GMT
#108
jesus balls i swaer they make you runinto some asteroids on the archenaar interception mission just to see if you can beat the mission anyway

mods don't worry this is just a place holder i have a lot of sc related stuff that i'm gonna be posting here momentarily but i wanna play through a few of these space missions to collect my thoguhts
MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
pestilenz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Denmark379 Posts
February 20 2012 08:11 GMT
#109
"I am going to worker rush you. To defeat this, take all your workers and "attack move" by selecting all your workers, pressing A, and left clicking on the ground."

This should be a Bnet tip on the loading screen ^^
You can attack with this?!
Wintex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Norway16842 Posts
February 20 2012 08:26 GMT
#110
I seriously was feeling sorry for you until I started watching the pictures. I was quickly reduced to a laughing maniac who embarrassed himself in a class room full of facebook-addicted teens. I love you, man.
The Bomber boy
TENTHST
Profile Joined December 2010
United States204 Posts
February 20 2012 08:27 GMT
#111
This is fucking brilliant.
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
February 20 2012 08:32 GMT
#112
On February 20 2012 17:11 pestilenz wrote:
"I am going to worker rush you. To defeat this, take all your workers and "attack move" by selecting all your workers, pressing A, and left clicking on the ground."

This should be a Bnet tip on the loading screen ^^


I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
February 20 2012 08:33 GMT
#113
On February 20 2012 17:32 Grovbolle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2012 17:11 pestilenz wrote:
"I am going to worker rush you. To defeat this, take all your workers and "attack move" by selecting all your workers, pressing A, and left clicking on the ground."

This should be a Bnet tip on the loading screen ^^


I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


LOL epic.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
dreamseller
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Australia914 Posts
February 20 2012 08:34 GMT
#114
"Children do not call people faggots and demand that they kill themselves."

you sir, are amazing. thank you for a great read
PGtour admin
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11086 Posts
February 20 2012 08:54 GMT
#115
I love all of these blogs. If you get too jaded Silver or gold are waiting for you.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
SSF
Profile Joined February 2012
Germany3 Posts
February 20 2012 09:16 GMT
#116
I'm in bronze league, have been since I got the game last November. These are words.

I'm 22, been a gamer all my life, very well educated (at least everyone else thinks I'm smart) and I love watching Starcraft 2. I devour streams, watch tournaments whenever they're on. I used to play terran and I'm thinking about switching to zerg. I have a decent starcraft knowledge base, I know unit counters and how to stop cheese but I, after a moment of self reflection due to your claims, recognize that I fail to win games because I don't scout nearly enough and I truly fear the fog of war. In most games I lose turtled up in my natural. If I win a game, its because of cloaked banshee harass that shows up usually around 9 minutes.

I know that I suck. I know that terran isn't UP and that any boosts would negligibly affect my win rate. I am getting better, albiet slowly, but time and frustration prevent me from playing enough games. I have 4-6 hours that I spend on the computer each day where I could play SC2 I choose to watch others play or others commentate. For me, its more fun to watch with an Eagle Eye view two amazing players pushing the very limits of SC2 theory than to dick around trying to emulate their greatness.

I guess the greatest comparison would be I agressively follow football, track stats and know in depth both defensive strategies. I know what a linebacker looks like when he's going to blitz and I see the little adjustments made by the offensive line and wide receivers to react accordingly. I see things before the commentators do and even sometimes correctly call penalties before the ref even throws the flag. But strap on shoulderpads and a cheap plastic helmet and I would be shitting my pants. I tried playing football in HS and let me tell you it fucking sucks. When you suck at something with no real motivation for improvement, aka I will never be paid to play football or SC2, but there is this great alternative for your time (watching the pros do it), it just makes more sense to not care and not devote necessary amounts of time to improving my play.

I will continue to watch SC2 because its entertaining and I am a scholar of the game and its mechanics, but in game I become paralyzed with indecision and fear, almost like a young Steven Hawking trying out for the Giants.

TL:DR Go fuck yourself and read the post.
tessem
Profile Joined March 2011
United States23 Posts
February 20 2012 09:19 GMT
#117
I cannot actually comprehend the stupidity of some people that play this game. I think my head exploded from stupid.
"More GG, more skill" - White-Ra
HankJDoomstorm
Profile Joined September 2011
United States15 Posts
February 20 2012 09:21 GMT
#118
Fantastic work, as always.

You never fail to amaze, impress, and begrin me.
"Being young isn't something you just grow out of"
ReturnStroke
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States801 Posts
February 20 2012 09:36 GMT
#119
Keep these coming. Good read.
Kilgort
Profile Joined July 2010
Ukraine41 Posts
February 20 2012 09:39 GMT
#120
Lol, once upon a time I told diamond zerg that I'm 6 pooling and still he managed to lose. TT
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