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Hey guys. Here's the deal: one of my classes had the brilliant idea of having a competition where the students are graded based on how images in their website ranked on Google Image Search and Bing. Since my group sucks balls at being funny/interesting/ranked highly, I figure I'll give all of you to observe the trainwreck that is our blog:
http://myrankmaniac2012.blogspot.com/
I know I haven't been around in a while (hello, new subforums). How has TL changed? How's BW doing? How's the SC2 pro scene? How's the Strategy Forum doing? How the hell did my Zerg Help Me thread get to 170 pages?
...and here are some jokes!
What do you call a horse's knees?
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What do you call a bee's knees?
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What do you call a rabbit's knees?
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What do you call CSheep's knees?
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What do you call Tyler's knees?
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Also, if any of you have any idea how Google search ranks their images, please tell me. And if you can tell me how to not suck at CS interviews, that'd be cool too.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/JkCrN.jpg)
 
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NEW NEE LOL
also if you want i can send you a really funny picture
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Here:
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The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website...
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omg all of these were so terrible they made me want to facepalm 
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On February 03 2012 17:45 Saracen wrote:
The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website...
Reposting front page reddit items is an easy way to get good posts. It would probably help if you used an image hosting website with higher bandwidth because one or two of the links aren't showing up. Also my post above is an imgur link for the picture in the OP because it isn't showing up for me in your post.
edit: Also your formatting on the website is inconsistent. You should just center all of the text instead of some of it.
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I laughed at your jokes. Should I possibly see a psychiatrist?
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On February 03 2012 17:48 Dubzex wrote:Show nested quote +On February 03 2012 17:45 Saracen wrote:
The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website... Reposting front page reddit items is an easy way to get good posts. It would probably help if you used an image hosting website with higher bandwidth because one or two of the links aren't showing up. Also my post above is an imgur link for the picture in the OP because it isn't showing up for me in your post. edit: Also your formatting on the website is inconsistent. You should just center all of the text instead of some of it.
Thanks. I have actually done zero work on the blog, but I'll definitely pass your advice on to my project-mates. 
Edit: Okay, I'm actually looking at the blog now. Wtf? How can we fix this? :|
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On February 03 2012 17:52 Saracen wrote:Show nested quote +On February 03 2012 17:48 Dubzex wrote:On February 03 2012 17:45 Saracen wrote:
The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website... Reposting front page reddit items is an easy way to get good posts. It would probably help if you used an image hosting website with higher bandwidth because one or two of the links aren't showing up. Also my post above is an imgur link for the picture in the OP because it isn't showing up for me in your post. edit: Also your formatting on the website is inconsistent. You should just center all of the text instead of some of it. Thanks. I have actually done zero work on the blog, but I'll definitely pass your advice on to my project-mates. Edit: Okay, I'm actually looking at the blog now. Wtf? How can we fix this? :|
This might help.
http://www.google.com/onceuponatime/technology/pigeonrank.html
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How does the numbering system work at Caltech? is CS114 an upper-div? O_O
Ignore the following if outside help is against your class's academic policies
Also, if your scam website isn't a high ranked blog, you're doing something wrong. You could try building one of those sites that magically becomes whatever the search query is: like those that you get if you googled "[insert textboook here] ebook" or "[insert movie name here] free download" you'd naturally get the site even though it has zero actual content that is relevant to the search terms.
A brute force approach would just be to download and host as many macros off of memegenerator.net as you can and to copy all of the captions.
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I don't think bees have knees, so your puns need work!
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What do you call Tyler's knees?
Nonys! ho ho ho
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Do you need unique hits or a massive number?
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I laughed hardest at Chinese. lol cheep~
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50975 Posts
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So punny. But so bad as well *face palm*
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EPT
