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Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-15 09:18:38
February 03 2012 08:32 GMT
#1
Hey guys. Here's the deal: one of my classes had the brilliant idea of having a competition where the students are graded based on how images in their website ranked on Google Image Search and Bing. Since my group sucks balls at being funny/interesting/ranked highly, I figure I'll give all of you to observe the trainwreck that is our blog:

http://myrankmaniac2012.blogspot.com/

I know I haven't been around in a while (hello, new subforums). How has TL changed? How's BW doing? How's the SC2 pro scene? How's the Strategy Forum doing? How the hell did my Zerg Help Me thread get to 170 pages?

...and here are some jokes!
What do you call a horse's knees?
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Ponies! ho ho ho

What do you call a bee's knees?
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Honeys! ho ho ho

What do you call a rabbit's knees?
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Bunnies! ho ho ho

What do you call CSheep's knees?
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Chinese! ho ho ho

What do you call Tyler's knees?
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Nonys! ho ho ho


Also, if any of you have any idea how Google search ranks their images, please tell me. And if you can tell me how to not suck at CS interviews, that'd be cool too.

[image loading]

****
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
February 03 2012 08:36 GMT
#2
LOOOOOOOOOOL
@KawaiiRiceLighT
TheNessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4158 Posts
February 03 2012 08:37 GMT
#3
NEW NEE LOL

also if you want i can send you a really funny picture
~~! youtube.com/xmungam1 !~~
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
February 03 2012 08:40 GMT
#4
Here:

[image loading]
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
February 03 2012 08:45 GMT
#5
The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website...
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
February 03 2012 08:48 GMT
#6
omg all of these were so terrible they made me want to facepalm
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-03 08:50:43
February 03 2012 08:48 GMT
#7
On February 03 2012 17:45 Saracen wrote:
The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website...

Reposting front page reddit items is an easy way to get good posts. It would probably help if you used an image hosting website with higher bandwidth because one or two of the links aren't showing up. Also my post above is an imgur link for the picture in the OP because it isn't showing up for me in your post.

edit: Also your formatting on the website is inconsistent. You should just center all of the text instead of some of it.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
February 03 2012 08:50 GMT
#8
I laughed at your jokes. Should I possibly see a psychiatrist?
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-03 08:56:59
February 03 2012 08:52 GMT
#9
On February 03 2012 17:48 Dubzex wrote:
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On February 03 2012 17:45 Saracen wrote:
The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website...

Reposting front page reddit items is an easy way to get good posts. It would probably help if you used an image hosting website with higher bandwidth because one or two of the links aren't showing up. Also my post above is an imgur link for the picture in the OP because it isn't showing up for me in your post.

edit: Also your formatting on the website is inconsistent. You should just center all of the text instead of some of it.


Thanks. I have actually done zero work on the blog, but I'll definitely pass your advice on to my project-mates.

Edit: Okay, I'm actually looking at the blog now. Wtf? How can we fix this? :|
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
February 03 2012 09:07 GMT
#10
On February 03 2012 17:52 Saracen wrote:
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On February 03 2012 17:48 Dubzex wrote:
On February 03 2012 17:45 Saracen wrote:
The more I look at it, the more our rankmaniac blog looks like a creepy scam website...

Reposting front page reddit items is an easy way to get good posts. It would probably help if you used an image hosting website with higher bandwidth because one or two of the links aren't showing up. Also my post above is an imgur link for the picture in the OP because it isn't showing up for me in your post.

edit: Also your formatting on the website is inconsistent. You should just center all of the text instead of some of it.


Thanks. I have actually done zero work on the blog, but I'll definitely pass your advice on to my project-mates.

Edit: Okay, I'm actually looking at the blog now. Wtf? How can we fix this? :|

This might help.

http://www.google.com/onceuponatime/technology/pigeonrank.html
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
February 03 2012 09:36 GMT
#11
How does the numbering system work at Caltech? is CS114 an upper-div? O_O

Ignore the following if outside help is against your class's academic policies

Also, if your scam website isn't a high ranked blog, you're doing something wrong. You could try building one of those sites that magically becomes whatever the search query is: like those that you get if you googled "[insert textboook here] ebook" or "[insert movie name here] free download" you'd naturally get the site even though it has zero actual content that is relevant to the search terms.

A brute force approach would just be to download and host as many macros off of memegenerator.net as you can and to copy all of the captions.
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Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
February 03 2012 11:39 GMT
#12
I don't think bees have knees, so your puns need work!
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
February 03 2012 13:36 GMT
#13
What do you call Tyler's knees?

Nonys! ho ho ho

LOL
RAGEMOAR The Pope
Profile Joined February 2011
United States216 Posts
February 03 2012 14:27 GMT
#14
Do you need unique hits or a massive number?
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
February 03 2012 14:29 GMT
#15
I laughed hardest at Chinese. lol cheep~
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50531 Posts
February 03 2012 14:30 GMT
#16
lol nonys
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
February 03 2012 14:37 GMT
#17
lol oh dear...
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Telcontar
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom16710 Posts
February 03 2012 14:54 GMT
#18
What do you call Paris Hilton's knees?
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Phonies! ha he ho
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
February 03 2012 17:00 GMT
#19
So punny. But so bad as well *face palm*
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-04 07:31:10
February 04 2012 02:50 GMT
#20
What do you call a nose's knees?
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sneeze

What do you call Oscar Mier's knees?
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Balonagas/Baloneys

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